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Utah may name its new pro football team 'teamy mcteamface' | false |
Biting argument over trump may cost man his ear | false |
I am harvard law graduate and interim ceo of reddit ellen pao. ama | true |
What does a cannibal without a kitchen eat? raw men | true |
Why is harry potter better than jews? he made it out of the chamber. | true |
A chemistry lab is like a rave some drop acid and some drop base. | true |
My friend gav died last night from taking too many heartburn tablets... i can't believe gavisgon | true |
Obama to call for more icebreakers in the arctic | false |
My top 5 quotes from toronto fitness studios that i apply in business and life | false |
Please don't envy me: the facebook status everyone should read | false |
Don't drink while driving you will spill the beer. | true |
Why giving is a gift to the giver | false |
What is comedian and former mtv show host tom green's favorite brand of pen? uni-ball | true |
Why was adele's phone bill $500 this month? she must have called a 1,000 times | true |
Koch-backed group calls for no more national parks | false |
You know why trump is still the gop candidate? the gop is pro-life. | true |
I offended someone with a joke about molestation. i forgot it's a touchy subject. | true |
Fox host apologizes for inviting on commentator who allegedly lied about being in cia | false |
What do you think goes through a spiders mind when you hit it with a hammer? his ass. | true |
Miley cyrus steps out with blue-tinged hair (photos) | false |
Keith ellison will resign house seat if elected dnc chair | false |
Bought candy at the movies and suddenly i can't pay this months rent anymore | true |
Finally! a knife that toasts bread as it slices | false |
Whoopi goldberg is not a fan of viola davis' take on hollywood diversity | false |
Lebanese vote in the first parliamentary elections in 9 years | false |
Your personality says a lot about your health | false |
Reunifying korea – can trump toss that hail mary pass? | false |
A wife is like a boomerang the harder you throw the faster she comes back. | true |
Men after divorce are more likely to live in single-person households | false |
An interview with director bill pohlad of 'love & mercy' - the beach boys' new biopic | false |
8 reasons you need to travel with your best friend at least once | false |
My dad is like boost mobile. where you at dog? ;( | true |
Why didn't the magician shave? he made it disabeard.. | true |
Nazi cat: adorable kitty keeps making offensive gesture (video) | false |
The funniest things that have happened during march madness so far | false |
Irish and american progressives are organizing a st. patrick's day rally against trump in new york | false |
Who wants to hear a star wars spoiler? darth vader is luke's dad. | true |
Akai gurley protesters gather at housing project where he was killed | false |
When soldier returns home, her toddler son can't contain his excitement | false |
Csx civil lawsuit, midterm victories are tort reform victories (update) | false |
Usain bolt easily wins 200 meters at world championships | false |
What is hillary clintons favorite type of footwear? flip-flops | true |
If trump wants to get tough on trade, he should prioritize china, study says | false |
My grandma can hold her breath for over fourteen years! | true |
This little bookworm has read more than 1,000 books -- and she's only 4 | false |
2 koreas make history marching under unified flag in olympics opener | false |
What's the difference between a woman and a computer? the woman won't take a 2.5 inch floppy. | true |
What do you call a guy that hates christmas and steals the woman you love? ebenezer scrooge-yagirl | true |
Here it is, folks: do imaginary octopi have ... (wait for it) (wait for it) pretendacles? | true |
If a norwegian robot... if a norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it scandinavian. | true |
If you put your ear up to a vagina... you can smell the ocean. | true |
What do you call a young gold digger? a miner | true |
Gravity is a harsh mistress... *... but she has reasonable rates!* | true |
Top 5 beauty blunders to expect on your wedding day and how to fix them--fast | false |
Concerned for the safety of his patients as an emt, andrew reardon lost 190 pounds | false |
Should i be worried? my son just filed the serial number off his squirt gun. | true |
What did god say to the inventor of the didlo? if you build it, they will cum. | true |
No bull, this news anchor can't handle bison hump day | false |
Why don't anteaters get sick ? because they are full of antibodies! | true |
One day joaquin phoenix will be bitten by a zombie... ...and he will be called the joaquin dead | true |
6 research-backed tricks that will help you have a happier holiday | false |
I want to watch a porn where both people scream out lengthy starbucks drink orders when they orgasm | true |
Holly willoughby's 'voice' dress inspires complaints to bbc (photo, video) | false |
What do you yell at a muslim striptease? show me your nose! | true |
I made a belt out of $100 bills. it's a waist of money. | true |
A snake walks in to a bar... barman says you can't do that! | true |
What happens when the batman sees catwoman? the dark knight rises. | true |
My friend was frozen to absolute zero... he's pretty 0k with it. | true |
3 italian medieval villages you don't want to miss | false |
My friends and family treat if as if i'm a god! they don't believe in me | true |
Ladies. even the most mundane chore is better in a princess leia costume. | true |
My math teacher called me average. how mean! | true |
The only girl who ever texts me... is amber alert. | true |
Jodi arias jury unable to reach unanimous decision | false |
I never chase a man. i always go for the ones who are too fat to run. | true |
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? it's okay...he woke up. | true |
Movie review: two days, one night -- your money or my life | false |
Greg hardy is going to play on sunday without ever apologizing | false |
*condom co* any ideas how we can make our condoms more pleasurable for her? me: ribbit genius | true |
Watch this record trick shot from the top of a dam | false |
What did the robber with an errection say? this is a stick-up. | true |
Donald trump says republicans should go 'nuclear' on federal budget | false |
There's only one thing i hate more that white supremacy. black people | true |
Former trump doctor accuses president's lawyer, bodyguard of raiding his office | false |
7 tips for flying with an autistic child | false |
Mila kunis' simple explanation on how to be a 'great mom' | false |
Toddler receives special quadruple amputee doll that looks like her | false |
I would tell you about my penis... but its a long story | true |
Donald trump says philadelphia's murder rate has increased. he's lying. | false |
How do you know when santa's in the room? you can sense his presents. | true |
How do you know if someone grew up in new york city? don't worry, they'll tell you. | true |
*eats half a pan of brownies while making salad for dinner* | true |
With '13 reasons why not,' high schoolers honor friends who saved them | false |
Creating a life you love by learning to trust yourself | false |
Why doesn't hitler play table tennis? because he's dead. | true |
My friends think i should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always shit. shit. | true |
I just saw a nazi drive past me at 88 mph probably going back to the fuhrer | true |
I was reading a subreddit about unfinished sentences and it was im not finishing this one eithe | true |
Boy and girl tied life jackets together before drowning on ferry | false |
My wife and i were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring... | true |
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