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Selena gomez fans think new music is coming after this instagram post | false |
Patrick stewart's post-election tweet says it all with a hashtag | false |
What's the best name for an atheist? godfrey | true |
How to clean: the best way to store bakeware in the kitchen | false |
'the late show' updates 'groundhog day' for the donald trump era | false |
The uk's most popular tv show is ... a baking competition? | false |
Revisit jennifer hudson belting out 'and i'm telling you' on the 10th anniversary of 'dreamgirls' | false |
What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 20 minutes, thermostat 8. | true |
If iron man and silver surfer teamed up... they'd be alloys. | true |
President trump's average approval rating dips to just below 40 percent | false |
Work for climate justice: united nations 20th conference of parties in lima, peru | false |
Went to the corner store i bought 4 corners | true |
'the architecture alphabet' by designer stephen wildish supports '99% invisible' (photo) | false |
City in washington to vacate misdemeanor marijuana convictions | false |
Dan auerbach of the black keys finalizes divorce, gives up bob dylan's hair in settlement | false |
Achilles tendon rupture surgery: kobe byrant's 'jump shot saving surgery' explained | false |
Two birds are sitting on a perch. one bird says to the other, do you smell fish? | true |
76ers suspend center jahlil okafor for two games after fight | false |
Calm down penguins. you're just a flashy suit and a few body parts away from being a platypus. | true |
When is a door not a door? when it's a jar! | true |
House speaker john boehner's biggest, saddest and gladdest moments | false |
10 things to give up in the new year | false |
Turkey's first lady asks americans to imagine brooklyn bridge seized by terrorists | false |
What do you see when the pillsbury dough boy bends over? doughnuts! | true |
How do you make a song better using cement? by remixing it. | true |
Security moms: use your power to fight gun violence | false |
Q: what happens when you eat bullets? a: your hair grows out in bangs. | true |
Alton sterling's funeral evokes powerful calls for police reform | false |
Former 'bachelor' staffer sues warner bros., claiming sexual harassment | false |
Judy: what did the ghosts say to santa claus? mike: we'll have a boo christmas without you. | true |
More than $50,000 raised in 1 day for teen tortured on facebook live | false |
In case of thanksgiving emergencies, the best and worst turkey tv dinners (taste test) | false |
At least 16 dead after migrant boat capsizes off greek coast | false |
Out pentatonix duo superfruit defends friend todrick hall amidst taylor swift backlash | false |
7 ways to ruin a wedding with your smartphone | false |
How are dale earnhardt and pink floyd similar? both's greatest hit was the wall | true |
9 truly head-scratching moments from donald trump's press conference on 'infrastructure' | false |
You know what i call a tube that comes with a caulk? a caulk block. | true |
Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane? good karma. | true |
Why are cars faster than motorcycles? because motorcycles are two tired. | true |
<----- gave a man a heart attack by admitting he was right | true |
What do you find in a zombie's veins? dead blood corpuscles. | true |
How can you spot a racist in a crowd? they're the ones shouting black lives matter! | true |
12 things people with anxiety can teach you | false |
Mr. trump: as a muslim immigrant mother, i'm terrified by what your america means for my son | false |
Harper beckham converse sneakers are adorable, so un-posh like (photos) | false |
Wealthy white house staffers' finances detailed in new disclosures | false |
Trump throws rudy giuliani under the bus: 'he'll get his facts straight' | false |
What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain? it ran to the unstable. | true |
We're still learning what an open adoption looks like | false |
Gluten free cereal. i want to make a gluten free cereal and name it no fucking whey! | true |
Chipotle tweaks cooking methods after e. coli outbreak | false |
Jeb bush: the pope shouldn't discuss climate change because 'he's not a scientist' | false |
Bold exhibition explores man ray's other passion, printmaking | false |
Watch: this homeless shelter allows families to keep their pets | false |
A short fortune teller escaped from prison she's now a small medium at large | true |
Called the rape advice hotline last night.. apparently it's only for victims. | true |
How do teachers teach safe sex in the south? put a hood on your klan member | true |
How are kids like piano keys? all the black ones are accidentals. | true |
I'm in a band named 999 megabytes we still haven't got a gig yet | true |
Q&a: 'my country will not go down without a fight' | false |
What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line? a drip dry skunk. | true |
Health care reform mandate, how does it work? | false |
A vote for the gop tax bill is a vote to cut medicare | false |
Bernie sanders meets doc brown, sees the future on jimmy kimmel | false |
*double-checks the constitution to see if we really have to have a president* | true |
Journalist reacts to being shot in the neck in the philippines in calmest way possible | false |
Ayatollah ali khamenei says the u.s. is iran's 'number one enemy' | false |
Sometimes i make statements in the tone of a question? | true |
What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? wheeeeee! | true |
I realize i'm not good advising suicidal people i said hang in there! | true |
How do you tell the difference between an african elephant and an asian elephant? aids. | true |
People who say the future is now don't understand how time works. | true |
10 cheap things to do in singapore (photos) | false |
A banker broke up with his girlfriend... he lost interest. | true |
What do you call a morality story with sharp teeth and green scales? an allegory. | true |
Table talk: black friday and taking back the holidays | false |
Add green to your red, white and blue party! | false |
Knock knock who's there ! ankara ! ankara who ? ankara went off the cliff ! | true |
Trump 'office' parody is a glimpse at the buffoonery we have in store | false |
I identify as an employee wherever i go. now i can use any bathroom i need to. | true |
Lena dunham's writers guild awards dress looks pretty great on her (photos) | false |
Kung fu master with iron crotch is one ballsy martial artist | false |
What do you call a dinosaur with an english degree? thesaurus. | true |
Have you seen 'wears my penis? ooops, typo. have you seen where my pen is? | true |
A good surprise is like an invisible penis... ... you never see it coming. | true |
What do you call an elf singer? elvish presley | true |
Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? he was celebrating his girthday! | true |
Surge in home testing sales followed charlie sheen's hiv disclosure | false |
This pop-up museum chronicles the history of reproductive rights in america | false |
Wtf fact- pigeons die when they have sex at least the one i fucked did. | true |
'game of thrones' star tells george r.r. martin to 'go f--k yourself' | false |
I visited a real graveyard this halloween i logged back into google plus. | true |
I saw an american bridge player crying last night she said she bid 4 no trump | true |
Report: scientist walks in on climate changing, awkwardness ensues | true |
Enough with the bass jokes. just drop it. wubwubwub | true |
Confucious says man who worships the pussy.... puts his thrust in god. | true |
What do van morrison, the godfather of punk and seamus heaney have in common? | false |
Jokes are like frogs... they die when you dissect them | true |
Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? they gave each other the willies. | true |
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