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Today, i made the little things count by teaching math to midgets..... | true |
What airline allows you to pee in cruise? wizz air | true |
New york city has a plan to keep black kids in school and out of jail | false |
What do you do with a dead chemist? you barium. | true |
What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles? no ballroom | true |
Model lindsay ellingson: 'i don't expect my job to stimulate me every day' | false |
I spend half of my time thinking about fractions well, not exactly half.... | true |
Why did the angles have such high self esteem? because they kept complementing each other. | true |
Inside cbs’ bid to bolster ‘late show with stephen colbert’ | false |
An upvote is like a minute of sex. i'd like 1000, but i can only muster 5. | true |
Comedian ken jeong rescues audience member suffering from a seizure | false |
Bill maher and erin brockovich say toxic water in flint is 'tip of the iceberg' | false |
What do worms and women have in common they both wiggle when you eat them. | true |
Tulsa police shooting victim had pcp in system: autopsy | false |
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? swimming trunks | true |
Joke how do you find ronald mcdonald on a naked beach? his sesame seed buns! | true |
Tip: call your baby a normal name me: are you still mad your parents called you tip? | true |
President trump expected to give remarks on syria | false |
Why did eve want to move to new york ? she fell for the big apple ! | true |
Cancer-surviving journalist breaks down in tears over gop health care bill | false |
Hey, are you bb-8? (harmless spoiler) coz i'd like to fix your antenna ( ) | true |
The real difference between jelly and jam. i can't jelly my dick in your butt. | true |
Alec baldwin uses 'to kill a mockingbird' defense for woody allen | false |
Relationships are like houseplants, if they're mine they die | true |
I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... i don't know why. | true |
8 guaranteed ways to emotionally f*ck up your kids | false |
Christians and muslims pray together at a chattanooga mosque still coming to grips with shooting | false |
What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? swim for your life! | true |
I decided to learn how to write clickbait titles. what i learned will amaze you. | true |
Why couldn't the pokemon tell a joke? because he fainted. | true |
Hurricane isaac animals: dogs, cats and other animals affected by storm (photos) | false |
How do you make your wife scream after sex? wipe your dick on the curtain. | true |
Latino students: we want to hear about your experiences in public schools | false |
Can a women make you a millionaire yes, if you are a billionaire kevin hart | true |
Don't let asthma overshadow your summer: discover your allergy profile | false |
Do drugs!! - reverse psychology drug prevention program | true |
What is the opposite of an ipad mini? a maxi pad | true |
I have found that there are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't. | true |
Amanda lost 110 pounds: 'was it easy? no. was it worth it? yes!' | false |
My husband thinks he can scale mt. everest and other lies he tells | false |
I bought a fleshlight today my masturbation has gotten out of hand | true |
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling free willy | true |
What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? a paredvark! | true |
Republican electors, vote on monday for conservatives' dream ticket: pence-ryan | false |
This city has given over 900 jobs to homeless panhandlers | false |
What did will smith's toe say to his face? i am leg end. | true |
How to cope with your husband's financial threats during divorce - forbes | false |
What do you call a virgin redneck? a girl that can outrun her brothers. | true |
Wife: can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: we're not made of money, karen | true |
Countries, communities with strong social ties fare better in crisis, study finds | false |
Celebrities take to the streets, social media for march for our lives | false |
Her: do u have a condom me: u bet h: holy shit m: ya sometimes he brings cats | true |
New armenian prime minister is pro-russia and not a champion of the little guy | false |
Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? because they can't even. | true |
So i says to him i says, rectum!? damn near killed him! | true |
Cher, bob mackie reunite for singer's farewell tour (photos) | false |
What new yorkers can teach the rest of america about living well | false |
Neutrino experiment in china shows strange particles changing 'flavors' | false |
Oil embargoes, sherlock holmes, and the russian butler | false |
I've started replacing yes with sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti. | true |
Putting on mascara without opening my mouth is on my bucket list | true |
Do you know any snake jokes? 'cause i serpently don't. | true |
Former presidential candidate senator sanders falls ill. what do you call him? a sick bern. | true |
What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries? an eggshibitionist | true |
Senate chairman says leaks aren't the point. trump's ex-adviser is. | false |
My mother is in the hospital... she's a nurse. | true |
It is so cold outside i saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. | true |
The increasing costs of having a bad credit score | false |
David duchovny in an epic ad for russian beer | false |
Why did the chicken cross the road? to see his friend gregory peck. | true |
My yolo moment: when your body rejects your career | false |
How symptoms are presented online may affect whether we think we have the disease | false |
New 'american horror story' opening credits are as disturbing as ever | false |
What did one boob say to the other boob? you're my breast friend. badum-tits. | true |
How a conservative catholic girl became a producer on a gay web series | false |
New york will now test water towers in fight against legionnaires' disease | false |
Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? because he was too far out, man | true |
Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual. | true |
Never be racist towards native americans. they will sioux you. | true |
Poetry cannot be justified. it's a typography joke. | true |
What did alan rickman say as he stood over david bowie's grave? mind if i slytherin? | true |
69% people can find something dirty in every sentence. and you are in those 69% :d | true |
This wedding speech is an 'independence day' fan's dream come true | false |
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. | true |
I couldn't work there after what he said to me... what did he say? you're fired. | true |
Here are the keys to raising problem-solving children | false |
Hating kaepernick was never about respecting america. it's about controlling black people | false |
The woman card: how feminism and antifeminism created hillary clinton and donald trump | false |
These pizza-tossing brothers are going viral, but there's a catch | false |
Google casts a big shadow on smaller web sites | false |
Kindergartener allegedly barred from school because she has two moms | false |
What does an lgbt orthodontist make most of his money off of ? bruces | true |
If jesus had been lgbt, what would pilate now be known for asking? what is bruth? | true |
Behold these beautiful new 'game of thrones' postage stamps | false |
Trump orders surrogates to intensify criticism of judge and journalists | false |
Kindness one: finding the spirit of mother teresa in india | false |
This little girl's reaction to the 'star wars' trailer is priceless | false |
10 things you'll find abroad that you won't find here | false |
Trump's latest health care move will cause pain, but not for the poor | false |
Watch this gop congressman literally run away from questions about roy moore | false |
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