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Children in the backseat can cause accidents. accidents in the backseat can cause children. | true |
Maine governor tells john lewis to thank 3 white presidents for civil rights progress | false |
State becomes first to require labeling of gmos | false |
Federal court: wi abortion law is unconstitutional and dangerous for women's health | false |
Charles rogers threatens mother: police allege ex-lions player threatened to kill mom over $100k | false |
Why is a violin difficult to play? because it is fiddly! | true |
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? he was too far out | true |
Kidnapping is such a strong word, i prefer to think of it as surprise adoption | true |
At lunch with 5 of my bestest phones!!! | true |
When i'm not standing up or laying down, i have a seizure if i sit, i fit. | true |
How a romance skeptic fell head over heels for the genre | false |
Russian joke parents got shot, children got shot, friends got shot... joke over back to field. | true |
What do you call a white woman that identifies as black? transrachel - credit jennie | true |
I would lose weight, but i hate losing. | true |
Bad lip reading reveals what was really said at the royal wedding | false |
Harry reid ties gop to obstruction, chickens and trump | false |
Rihanna's next acting gig will be a musical with adam driver | false |
Claim: u.s. went after french agent who defected to al qaida | false |
May day is a day to be glad weekends exist | false |
Sunday night's supermoon was incredible — but deadly for these animals | false |
I ejaculated six feet earlier. strange, usually i ejaculate semen. | true |
Miranda kerr talks feeding her hair from the inside out, her love for coconut oil & more | false |
The barman says: we don't serve faster-than-light particles here. a tachyon enters a bar. | true |
How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'? there's no 'f' in way | true |
Austin scott re-elected to u.s. congress in georgia | false |
What did the dentist say to the computer?...this won't hurt a byte | true |
Ted cruz tried to corner sally yates on the law. he failed. | false |
Flamingo air, cincinnati airline, offers mile high sex to customers (video) | false |
How can you tell a black person is lying? his lips are moving. | true |
I recently got so excited shopping online... i accidentally shipped my pants. | true |
Gay jokes are not funny cum on guys.... | true |
(computer science) i asked a texan if he's seen his family tree, he said, you mean family graph? | true |
What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? udder destruction | true |
Grazin's grassfed burgers: a small diner aims to make the cleanest burger you'll ever eat | false |
Chastity belt makes dui arrest a little more complicated | false |
I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me pepsi from the fridge. | true |
New york police study reveals 'stark racial biases' | false |
I heard something crazy the other day apparently making alcohol in scotland is whiskey business | true |
International operators of equity crowdfunding sites beware -- the sec may come after you | false |
Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. | true |
Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital? because at any moment they could bleet out | true |
Stephen harper lost the canadian election. he was given aboot. | true |
How many sides does a pentagon have? jet fuel can't melt steel beams. | true |
Men are like road kill. they usually just lie around until they start to smell. | true |
Improve your life by cooking with beer (photos) | false |
Facebook really needs a pee on someone's wall option. | true |
Judge rules mississippi clerks can't use religious beliefs to deny same-sex marriage licenses | false |
Who'd win in a wresting match? lemmy or god? trick question. lemmy is god.-air heads rip lemmy. | true |
We must act now to achieve an aids-free generation | false |
If i was a cannibal i'd only eat women. because they're seedless. | true |
What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? one hits the spot... | true |
How a road trip set to a beatles soundtrack made me a better ex-husband | false |
What did a vegetarian cannibal eat? stephen hawking. | true |
Gary johnson says we 'have to inhabit other planets' | false |
Apparently there is a way to permanently remove memories but i forgot it. | true |
Rents reach six figures for some high-income celebrities, global elite | false |
Huffpost hill - 'please clap,' democratic party asks | false |
What is worse then sweat on olivia newton john? come on eileen | true |
Representation in hollywood is just as depressing today as it was 10 years ago | false |
Holiday checklist: everything you need to celebrate christmas | false |
I just shook my keyboard upside down. breakfast is served. | true |
What is a witch's least favorite food? burnt steak. | true |
What excuses might we be using to keep ourselves from crossing our own finish lines? | false |
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? to get in his nest. | true |
Where do hogs keep their money? in piggy banks. | true |
After climate agreement makes history, the real work begins | false |
Bites - kids' cereal for your guests? 6 creative wedding bar ideas | false |
A street art festival takes root across the walls of malaysia | false |
*eye of the tiger starts to play as i trip & fall down the stairs | true |
Court just found black victim of white supremacist assault not guilty of... assault | false |
Preparing students for college and career: let's make a high school diploma mean something | false |
Why is steam such a hipster? because it was water before it was cool. | true |
Socialist jokes are the best. everyone gets them. | true |
Why does china care so much about money? they can't resist all of the cha-'ching'. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! anderson ! anderson who ? anderson and daughter came too ! | true |
What's the fastest animal in the world ? an ethiopian chicken | true |
How trump's paris decision hurts america, in 5 graphics | false |
Matt mcgorry to men who use feminism to get laid: 'f**king stop it' | false |
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. it was tense. | true |
What did bose say to einstein about the weather? it's 0k | true |
John only wants to fuck virgins. he's such a cherry dicker | true |
Quit college. become an oven. get up to like 500 degrees. | true |
Paul ryan proposes clamping down on 'open process' | false |
Interiorizing the world -- moving toward unity consciousness | false |
Money is not a problem. the problem is i don't have money! | true |
What did a chemist say to a deaf guy? does it matter? | true |
I figured out inception, guys. the whole thing was really a movie. | true |
Exploring terroir and balance in santa barbara county | false |
My girlfriend started reading bill cosby's biography... but it put her to sleep. | true |
Adroit python swallowed male and female rabbits and doesn't need a food anymore. | true |
Way too many tourists are dying in hawaii | false |
'twilight' fan crying over kristen stewart cheating, emma clark, explains herself | false |
What are the rolling stones better at than the bee gees? stayin' alive | true |
Welcome to the new mindful leadership page on huffpost | false |
The social justice league doesn't have a batmobile they have a tumbler. | true |
I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... i've only got ash now. | true |
'star wars' fan legally changes name to 'darth vader' | false |
Divorce sale: woman holds 'x-husband sale,' spray paints his truck (photos) | false |
Newfie joke how did the newfie injure himself raking leaves? he fell out of the tree | true |
Dan rather subtly zings donald trump with immanuel kant quote about lies | false |
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