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Why colin quinn turned down an 'infuriating' part on 'law & order' | false |
Why do mermaids wear seashell bras? because b shells are to small and d shells are too big. | true |
These are 33 of the best, most iconic american foods | false |
This restaurant is so fancy they made my husband wear a jacket over his mesh half-shirt. | true |
10 nfl players closing in on big new contracts | false |
Coloradans who deregistered after trump request for voter data aren't signing up again | false |
Where do tumblr users go to pray? the cis-teen chapel | true |
Why do sandwich fillings look weird ? cos they're in bread | true |
Jenna lyons: michelle obama never asks for a discount at j.crew (photos) | false |
How do we know andy taylor never had grandchildren? because opie is faggot | true |
I've snagged so many catfish on dating sites, i'm now a licensed fisherman. | true |
My girlfriend and i spent $40 on a pesto pasta it was worth every penne | true |
Necrophiles like their coffee like they like their women. still warm. | true |
Biggest loser premiere recap, season 14, part 2: the week 2 curse | false |
They have a sea food place at sea world. how morbid. what if i'm eating a slow leaner. | true |
Where can you go to pick up black birds? the crow bar | true |
I masturbated so good last night that i woke up to find my dick making breakfast | true |
Portraits of sikh men reveal the diverse beauty of turbans and beards | false |
What did the zoophile scientist say to his assistant? if you need me i'll be in my lab | true |
I was going to make a gay joke.... butt fuck it | true |
Gop consultant breaks down donald trump's 'loud-mouthed dick' strategy on live tv | false |
Nba players are losing sleep over this season | false |
Suri cruise custody: katie holmes reportedly seeks full custody in divorce from tom cruise | false |
Why did the guy get aroused by the highway? because there were lots of turn ons. | true |
Read the olympics' new transgender guidelines that will not mandate surgery | false |
Robbin' season's true criminal is revealed in the latest episode of 'atlanta' | false |
Life milestone: when your iphone stops autocorrecting fuck to duck. | true |
Donald trump hired me as an attorney. please don't support him for president. | false |
The moment i knew i was an adult | false |
How do mongolians practice safe sex? they use a khandom. | true |
An irishman walks out of a bar... hey, it could happen! | true |
Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist? she tried to stick her finger in his cavity. | true |
Treasury secretary suggests trump opposes border adjustment tax | false |
The first trailer for the queen biopic 'bohemian rhapsody' is here | false |
Khloe kardashian on the hide-and-seek game that went horribly wrong | false |
Man dies of injuries from 1965 car crash: coroner | false |
Oh my god, killer snails are after us. walk. walk for your lives. | true |
What' the difference between adolf hitler and lance armstrong? lance armstrong can finish a race! | true |
Caught on video: ball boy hit in the groin by 121 mph serve | false |
U.s. proposes cigarette nicotine cut, shift toward e-cigarettes | false |
Trained zebra no video see the benefits of training | true |
Barksdale, inspiration behind characters on 'the wire,' dies in federal prison | false |
Unique hot dog toppings from around the world | false |
Andy warhol sketch bought for $5 at garage sale (video) | false |
Sexual assault report drops from white house site, remains on obama archive (update) | false |
Why did the chicken love campbell's soup? because his family had stock in the company. | true |
Hundreds gather for the march for black women in d.c. | false |
What did one bridge say to another? fuck you (they were arch enemies) | true |
Donald trump cashes in on 'racist dog-whistle' speech line with new $50 hat | false |
What's a pirates favorite letter? you would think it's the r.... but it's really the c | true |
Have you ever been to a store that only sells lamps? i've heard it's pretty lit. | true |
Happy birthday tupac! he would've been 72 today if dick cheney hadn't shot him in his face. | true |
Labor day quotes: 5 inspiring sayings for your holiday weekend | false |
Confucius say..... confucius say man drunk in cemetery make grave mistakes | true |
I've been told that i'm very condescending that means i talk down to people | true |
Why is it so hard to find thor's brother? because he stays low key | true |
Tifu when i deleted my gym membership, hit my lawyer, & posted it to facebook. | true |
Dogs are all huh? while cats are all ugh. | true |
Officer who fatally shot 15-year-old jordan edwards fired | false |
Trump’s virtual lily-white court picks are a judicial horror | false |
Tai chi, surfing, and the philosophy of water | false |
Country living appraises 1920s louis vuitton wardrobe: what's it worth? | false |
Control of virginia's house of delegates could come down to drawing straws | false |
Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks. | true |
Hillary clinton's fashion: 65 looks for 65 years! (photos) | false |
A ps4 and an xbox one got ran over off in the distance, we hear the ambulance... wiiuwiiuwiiu | true |
El torito's new menu includes ceviche tacos and jalapeño bacon-wrapped shrimp | false |
Cnn's van jones slams donald trump for 'deliberately stoking fear' about muslims | false |
I fed the cows marijuana. the steaks have never been higher. | true |
Fox news personalities praise roger ailes after his death | false |
Impotence: nature's way of saying, no hard feelings | true |
Says here, you like to master debate in your free time? yeah, sorry, that's a typo | true |
Aaron hernandez had cte, boston university test confirms | false |
The trump-sanders debate: ah, what might have been | false |
Black, asian, and latinx activists protest trump's 'shithole' comments | false |
Why do the ladies love jesus? because he was hung like this! (spread arms out) | true |
Courtney cachet's my mom's the bomb! mother's day gift guide | false |
Men in black 3 is in theaters and 3 black men are in a kardashian. | true |
Dreaming of impeachment? be careful what you wish for. | false |
How much did juan weigh after eating chinese food? juan ton | true |
What ship breaks dangerous ice flows in the arctic? the titanic. | true |
Did you hear lorena bobbitt died in a car accident? she got cut off by a dick. | true |
What's the smallest instrument in the world? an e-lectron. | true |
Celebrity wives: who is the best hollywood spouse? | false |
A man walked into a bar and a midget walked into a bollard | true |
What does professor xavier say when he wants to be tickled? tummy, my x-men! | true |
Every corn recipe you need to eat this summer | false |
I was going to ask you to have anal sex with me... butt fuck it. | true |
Video shows man shooting at crowd during charlottesville rally, with no police response | false |
'the lipstick effect': women spend more on beauty products during recessions, study says | false |
The jolly green giant is into bondage. i guess you could call him a collared green. | true |
How your smartphone will radically change your health care | false |
Seth meyers dissects donald trump's many lies (again) | false |
A promising experimental vaccine could one day be a universal flu shot | false |
Jeb bush uses a dangerous method to make a lasting change. jeb! | true |
December 5th is not the end of standing rock | false |
This is what happens when doodles grow up | false |
Q: why did hitler cry when he got to heaven? a: god gave him his gas bill. | true |
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? | true |
Joan rivers said nancy reagan helped her after her husband's suicide | false |
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