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Isis finally tells us how they really feel about donald trump | false |
I'm so done with apple products! their phones can't do jack... | true |
Knock knock who's there ! badger ! badger who ? badger cookies ! | true |
Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later. | true |
What do you call a horny chemist? an h2ho. | true |
Yo mama's so stupidshe got locked in a furniture world and slept on the floor. | true |
I'm pretty bad at apologising.. so i just say... unfuck you. | true |
Cute engagement photo features bride-to-be floating away on a balloon | false |
I lost weight: dj 'foodie' williams adopted a new way of eating and lost 142 pounds | false |
Man accused of killing girlfriend on hike wanted insurance money | false |
I've been a mom for so long i've forgotten how to be a person | false |
What does dna stand for? national dyslexics association. | true |
My japanese dentist became a woman. he's a trans zen dentalist. | true |
Is cyanide the most efficient way to kill someone? asking for a fiend. | true |
If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart | true |
Yes, people actually believe trump nominated rob kardashian for the supreme court | false |
How internet star ts madison turned hard knocks into comedic gold | false |
One surprising thing that can make you a better runner | false |
Owls are like scary mr. potato heads that fly. | true |
Why is a boston painting school so special? because everyone there is ahtistic. | true |
What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? your mom can't take a joke. | true |
Bacon pops got us to agree to eat bacon for dessert again (photo) | false |
I quit my job at the helium factory... i refuse to be spoken to in that tone | true |
Beyonce shows love for 'cha cha' and lone star beer | false |
Iran will not let trump rip up nuclear deal, president rouhani says | false |
Post the most offensive jokes you can think of the child abuser motto: hit them before puberty does | true |
I'm sorry co2, but i'm leaving you you're suffocating me! | true |
Watch sting and no doubt perform 'message in a bottle' | false |
Size discrimination exists in your favorite stores -- you just might not realize it | false |
Windows 10 the punchline is in the title. | true |
Why was the young strawberry crying? his parents were in a jam. | true |
Chris cline, elin nordegren dating: tiger wood's ex isn't the first celeb to date a billionaire | false |
Women on their period always ovary act. *insert pun here* | true |
I wish there was an observation deck at walmart. | true |
Scientists have found the cause of paedophilia. sexy children. | true |
This joke ends in a non-sequitur... ... i know, i couldn't follow it either. | true |
What idiot called it alphabet soup instead of times new ramen? | true |
Classic films of human drama: rx for our fraught times | false |
Mindfulness at work: an upgrade in professional consciousness | false |
I like my women like i like my chocolate with nuts | true |
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? she choked | true |
What do you call the fruit of islam? quran-berries | true |
When you realize... the ghostbusters (2016) budget was 153 million dollars. *facepalm* | true |
Abraham lincoln is our most beloved president, but what if he had lived? | false |
Is 'gangnam style' the korean wave? the intellectual is not a tool | false |
Strength lessons in yoga from a circus trainer | false |
Human rights abuses escalate at dapl prayer services in north dakota | false |
New york sues to get draftkings, fanduel to return money | false |
Hollywood & vine: the entertainment industry seeks the future in viral video | false |
So far, all gop health proposals would mean more decisions, less money for states | false |
Trump's big new idea for a veterans hotline was tried already... by trump | false |
Top 30 new burger joints of 2013 (so far) | false |
Gina rodriguez raps like a boss at 2015 teen choice awards | false |
Sioux leader to trump: 'leave the office you bought and take your swamp things with you' | false |
2 men stabbed to death standing up to muslim hate in portland | false |
This is what happens when you mix 'star wars' with tap dancing | false |
I try to be a good sport, but sometimes i'm badminton. | true |
Gwen stefani hit 'rock bottom' during divorce from gavin rossdale | false |
Yo mama so fat... ... the holiday photos are still printing | true |
Trump's new cia director helped oversee controversial torture program | false |
Uncontrolled high blood pressure may raise alzheimer's risk | false |
I just had my foot run over by a rental car... ...fucking hertz! | true |
Dude raps about the hell of 2017 while stress-eating a whole pizza | false |
Paris jackson just got a tattoo in honour of her father... it's bad. | true |
Einstein's mother asks him are you happy. einstein replies relatively. | true |
Why can't women ski? there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom. | true |
Michelle obama continues china tour in printastic outfits | false |
Jim carrey's new blood-dripping portrait takes aim at 'national disgrace' nra | false |
When i see stars i think of you because you're only beautiful from a distance | true |
Beware the sata of march much faster than the ides | true |
Why did the lawyer go to the tailor? he wanted a law-suit | true |
You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number | true |
Oil and gas industry has pumped millions into republican campaigns | false |
What's the difference between the standard alphabet and christmas alphabet? there's noel. | true |
The fitness myths that hold you back, and how to succeed: myth 5 -- practice makes perfect | false |
Justin timberlake sandwich by hooplaha: put on your 'soup and thai' (video) | false |
This octogenarian took in dozens of abandoned dogs and built them a mini-train | false |
What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit roll-up | true |
A funny 1-liner i'm more tired than the michelin man. | true |
Liberia's safe sex campaign aims to stem ebola setback | false |
I've struggled for years to be above the influence... but i've never been able to get that high | true |
When chuck norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. he walks through them. | true |
A fat woman got stuck in the door of my local italian buffet. i just couldn't get pasta. | true |
Our journey back: my teenage daughter's battle with anxiety | false |
I didn't love my wife when we got married | false |
'playing it cool' has two leads with chemistry | false |
One of the most insane football plays you'll ever see | false |
Game-changing plays from week 3 in the nfl | false |
Sleep could ease delirium in icu patients, study finds | false |
Why couldn't the gay guy cross the road? he had to go straight. | true |
Roy moore spokesman says candidate 'probably' thinks gay sex should be illegal | false |
Male manager encourages rockette dancers to 'tolerate intolerance' | false |
'hunger games' fashion gets a serious boost with alexander mcqueen (photos) | false |
Why should you never go drinking if you wear a monocle? because then you'd be a barnacle. | true |
Trump and kim think a lot alike: why not take advantage of it? | false |
Q: how do you get a clarinet player to play louder? a: you can't! | true |
Why does the american border patrol guard take xanax? ... ... to stop hispanic attacks. | true |
Hollywood pays tribute to jonathan demme with touching notes on social media | false |
A freudian slip.. is when you say one thing but you mean a mother. | true |
4 ways volunteering can help you find a job | false |
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