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Wedding inspiration from 'something on a stick day' (yes, seriously!) | false |
Time out tip of the day: september 23, 2013 | false |
Here's your official instagram guide to ny fashion week | false |
My thai girlfriend is so generous she gave me a pearl necklace. | true |
The new york times bungles the latest salt report | false |
Around 180 soldiers and jihadis killed in battle for syrian base | false |
Just found an inch-long hair growing from my earlobe. does this mean i can finally join the x-men? | true |
Lady victoria hervey wears half a dress in london (photos) | false |
What is the difference between pink and purple? about forty years. | true |
Q: why do blondes drive vws? a: because they can spell it. | true |
Mom did you say we had four bouillon cubes or four billion cubes | true |
Ivanka trump's tweet about breaking down barriers for women backfired | false |
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house? because he was snowden | true |
You've never seen steve carell and channing tatum like this before | false |
All about that bass -- or is it? | false |
Do you know why they call venice the city of romance? you can't spell canal without anal..... | true |
United passenger restrained after claiming he 'poisoned everyone on board': report, update | false |
Severe infections in childhood linked to lower iq | false |
Subdural hematoma: argentina president cristina fernandez's condition, explained | false |
If everyone was like you the human race would lose faith in the world. | true |
Hey bartender, pour me another, i see ugly people. | true |
What do you call a native family reunion? an alcoholics anonymous meeting. | true |
'i was sentenced to life in prison -- and then i got a second chance' | false |
The most common questions about boomer dating, answered | false |
Obamacare significantly expanded insurance for people with hiv | false |
What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?never lick the spoon. | true |
Usain bolt ends olympic career with one more gold | false |
Interview: kristen wiig, bill hader, and craig johnson on the skeleton twins | false |
I like my bacon how i like my choice of copilot.... ....chewie | true |
Why was the dolphin depressed? it had no porpoise in life | true |
Kate middleton, jessica biel and 8 more best-dressed stars this week (photos) | false |
If we're all about political correctness, why do we keep saying 'transgendered'? | false |
Cops caught me fapping in a park and asked my penis if it wanted to press charges. | true |
What kind of aircraft is into men and women? a biplane. | true |
Acreage for genetically modified crops declined in 2015 | false |
Uk drone strike killed british isis fighters in syria | false |
Adorable dog gets to pick her own toy for the first time | false |
Report: police seize hundreds of millions from people not charged with crimes | false |
‘empire records’ actor says there’s a huge nod to kurt cobain in the film | false |
What does al-libi use for his defense during his trial? his alibi. | true |
Yes, ariana grande will be returning to 'scream queens' | false |
Outrage in india over mock 'muslim' terror drills | false |
Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? cause his assets were frozen. | true |
What do you call a red lemon? a lenin. ;) | true |
The usa tells north korea they cannot act as dictators of the world that's basically it | true |
5 things you should never wear in the caribbean | false |
What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike? your bike back | true |
Quit taking it personally with your job search | false |
What did the indian man name his sandwich shop? new delhi :d | true |
At his lowest point, john baldenweck wanted to end his life. then he lost 205 pounds. | false |
I've had 3 red bulls today and now i can taste my heartbeat. | true |
Enough with the cutesy-chubby sidekicks, 3d animation studios. | true |
Inside alexa ray joel's bohemian new york city apartment (video) | false |
What do you call an unemployed rastafarian? jah bless | true |
Libyan forces claim capture of sirte from isis as street battles rage | false |
Texas lt. gov. dan patrick touts need to arm teachers | false |
The week's worst-dressed list includes rita ora in a costume of sorts (photos) | false |
Save money on health care: the benefits of an hsa | false |
Where on earth can you find the highest concentration of jews? in the atmosphere. | true |
Nfl team surprises cheerleader by reuniting her with military husband | false |
7 things a hostess does not want to hear on thanksgiving | false |
Letting go of regrets is better for emotionally healthy aging: study | false |
Trump and carson defend waterboarding, again. it's not as bad as it sounds | false |
Why did the shark spit out the clown? because he tasted funny! | true |
Polar bear cub sleeps and dreams with cuddly toy in adorable clip | false |
What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights? drive faster. | true |
What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? have a short table! | true |
What do you call two men hanging from a window sill? kurt and rod | true |
Yoda: clouded, your future is. anakin: are you smoking pot again? yoda: six cheeseburgers, i want. | true |
Apple might release an electric car in 4 years | false |
Why we must help bridge the gap for women in tech | false |
5,000 refugees pulled from the mediterranean in just 2 days | false |
Jenna fischer wore a towel on 'jimmy kimmel' after a wardrobe malfunction | false |
Decades ago, robert kennedy explained something that trump still doesn’t know about the economy | false |
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja. | true |
Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road? because it did. | true |
Coco austin proudly shows off pregnancy in new instagram | false |
Heidi klum pole dances, smokes in new video for hunger magazine (video) | false |
Mtv causes a stir with 'white people' documentary | false |
Paul ryan's 3 years of arguing against 'knee-jerk' reactions to shootings | false |
Olympic gold medalist jamie anderson: on life, snowboarding and staying calm | false |
Uk twitter users really want barack obama to be their prime minister | false |
Big wave surfing finally gives women the recognition they deserve | false |
Paddy and murphy walk into a bar... hand in hand | true |
My girlfriend's kisses are so sweet that i probably have type 2 diabetes. | true |
My doctor said i have high cholesterol because my dick is too fat | true |
Knock knock who's there ! clark ! clark who ? clark your car in the garage ! | true |
Why did the bike fall over because it was two tired | true |
I would tell a joke about fat people, but they have enough on their plate as it is. | true |
So hacker group anonymous declared war on isis. probably the closest isis will get to 72 virgins. | true |
Omarosa manigault newman says she was shunned at 'plantation' white house because she was black | false |
What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy? all of them. | true |
Who is tall dark and a great dancer ? dark raver ! | true |
The hurricane coming in is called joaquin. when it leaves, does it joaqout? | true |
What did one math book say to the other? don't bother me; i've got my own *problems!* | true |
Love at first sight (of paved road): adventures in mongol rally land, episode 5 | false |
What do you call a blind german? a 'not-see'. | true |
How does one enter a brothel in westeros? through the hodor | true |
This pharma company won't commit to fairly pricing a zika vaccine you helped pay for | false |
U.s. urges all countries to adhere to south china sea ruling | false |
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