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What do you call a fight between a mexican and a child molester? alien vs predator | true |
When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo... i had to put my foot down. | true |
Man, just think how crazy gollum goes on the 5th day of christmas. | true |
If a circle had a football team... ...it would have no corners. | true |
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? he wrote sheet music. | true |
Knock knock **who's there?** you **you who?** yoo hoo big summer blowout! | true |
Carly rae jepsen is a movie star now | false |
Skip the flight and drive to a cruise this summer | false |
Shenlong space plane: china's answer to u.s. x-37b drone? | false |
Confessions of a non-crafter: embroidery and i might be having a moment | false |
How do you address a monster? very politely. | true |
Bernie sanders warns gop that america is waking up to giveaways for the rich | false |
How you gave birth doesn't define your strength as a woman | false |
What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs?? riblings | true |
Indian yogi sadhguru: 'you are not the things you accumulate' (video) | false |
Childish gambino debuts 'this is america' on 'saturday night live' | false |
'50 shades of grey' the musical by avbyte (video) | false |
Billie lourd inherited 'strength' of carrie fisher and debbie reynolds, stepfather says | false |
You are what you eat.. funny, i dont rember eating a sexy beast this morning. | true |
The group wanted to pour some wine but unfortunately... decant | true |
Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from your grandma.. it's all good until you look down. | true |
A carpenter goes to a brothel. had a threesome with two bi whores. | true |
You make every other name that comes up on my phone a disappointment. | true |
New jersey police shot, injured unarmed black man in front of his two sons | false |
I want to do to your body what mitt romney does to poor people. | true |
There can be dignity in the face of poverty | false |
The holacust isn't funny my grandfather died in one of those camps he fell off his guard tower | true |
What do you call an irish man that bounces off of walls? rick o'shea. | true |
The first season of 'indoor boys' ends on an unexpected note | false |
'harry potter' actor jim tavaré breaks neck in horrific head-on car crash | false |
Yahoo's marissa mayer loses bonus for handling of 'security incident' | false |
Virginia advances proof of citizenship requirement to vote | false |
Am i the only person who thinks the j.c. penney rebrand did something right? | false |
New plastic garbage patch found in the south pacific could be '1.5 times larger than texas' | false |
Six things your all-inclusive resort may not include. and three things you won't believe it does. | false |
Is there a hand sanitizer out there that can kill the 0.01% germ? | true |
Yo momma so fat you can see the entire couch behind her due to gravitational lensing. | true |
Obama doubles clemency numbers, freeing 95 federal prisoners early | false |
A little jewish boy asks his jewish father for 40$... father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?! | true |
My dad got fired from the local calendar shop he kept taking days off | true |
Homeless pitbull couldn't stop trembling, until someone showed her love | false |
Settlement proposed in north carolina transgender bathroom lawsuit | false |
Ever heard of the movie constipation? nope. --- that's because it hasn't come out yet. | true |
Here is some fatherly advice, from muhammad ali | false |
California police chief lashes out at dhs over immigration raids | false |
Moses and joshua found a class of water in the fridge... they decided to split it. | true |
Is there any way to stop ad creep? | false |
Iraqi national reconciliation: a way to tackle is | false |
Actual proof that (some) celebrities know how to drink | false |
Trump and republicans expect you to die, joe public | false |
My mind is a micro-government, fighting wars of its own creation for profit. | true |
It really hurts for me to say this but... i have a sore throat. | true |
This big-hearted kid 'therapist' offers emotional support to stressed out adults for $2 | false |
What does a rock do all day? nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5) | true |
Final powerball winner comes forward in south brunswick, new jersey | false |
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question? i do. | true |
What gym equipment does jesus use? a cross trainer. | true |
Q: what did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? a: wheeeeee! | true |
I can't have it all, but i'll make do with what i can get | false |
Florida meteor shower: flashes of light spotted in night sky | false |
How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb? none *et al.* | true |
You don't need rose-colored glasses: 5 realistic tips to be more positive | false |
Hands free mama challenge week 1: acknowledge the cost of your distraction | false |
What happened to the jew who ran into the wall with a boner....? ....he broke his nose | true |
I wanted to study metallurgy at university but i didn't get the grades | true |
Imagine warren buffett and/or charlie munger on your nonprofit board | false |
The problem with being gay it's a pain in the ass | true |
Have you ever wanted to make a difference? well then go to a fucking math class you fuck | true |
Serena williams used her tennis superpowers to take down phone thief | false |
Wells fargo just made the case for elizabeth warren’s bank agency | false |
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? a quarter-pounder with cheese. | true |
Do you come here often, she asked... no, usually in my belly button, i replied. | true |
H&m debuts first wedding dress and it costs less than $100 | false |
If an officer... ever wants you to say the alphabet backwards, just say het tebahpla | true |
Four ways you can seek back pay for an unpaid internship | false |
Well, he's jack frost now lol -rose from titanic, probably | true |
What do you call an eternity? four blondes at a four way stop. | true |
What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books? an author-dontist wahey! | true |
New jersey's christie mulls run to lead republican party: report | false |
Why don't buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery? because they have no attachments. | true |
12 things 'now and then' taught us about womanhood, 20 years later | false |
Two magicians were walking down the street... one turned into a store. | true |
The youngest daughter of a cannibalistic family was late to dinner she got the cold shoulder | true |
Democratic senator says donald trump is 'not my president' | false |
Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences. | true |
My newest million dollar idea involves crowdsourcing. so, who has a million dollar idea for me? | true |
I like short logarithm equations... i guess you could say that i'm a ln-icon. | true |
Look: this cat sleeps like he's been shot | false |
I love dead baby jokes ..they never grow old. | true |
Toronto's new jewel: beauty and pluralism at the ismaili centre | false |
Horses are very contrarian... no matter what you ask them, all they say is neigh. | true |
I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...i'm pretty proud of myshelf | true |
What happens if you upset a cannibal? you get into hot water. | true |
The ugly barnacle. once there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone died. the end. | true |
What do you call a nun sleep walking? a roamin' catholic | true |
Reddit, tell me the most offensive joke you know. | true |
Spare ticket for dynamo next thursday they all shocked to looked | true |
My favorite quote. deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered. *anonymous* | true |
Russian opposition leaders hold kremlin accountable for nemtsov slaying | false |
Democratic candidate for maryland governor dies of cardiac arrest | false |
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