text stringlengths 31 99 | humor bool 2
classes |
|---|---|
Antioxidant-rich diet could lower women's heart attack risk: study | false |
What do call a poor black man listening to classical music? a baroque nigga. | true |
Philippine's duterte scraps police rifle deal with u.s. | false |
Anti-gay oregon baker believes churches will be forced to fly the rainbow flag | false |
Why no good ever comes from drunk dialing | false |
Blondes are dumb whores... they all think less than equals three. | true |
How many tablespoons in a cup: the beautiful way (infographic) | false |
Roses are... roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind, and canadian, eh? | true |
Great red spot shines pink in observatory's new photo | false |
Michael fassbender hangs up his ‘x-men’ suit to play a regular guy | false |
Some other reasons why you probably shouldn't eat at chick-fil-a | false |
French jewish leaders 'horrified' by murder of holocaust survivor | false |
9 million kids could lose their health care because the gop wants to shame democrats | false |
Weight loss, fact and fiction: what works and what doesn't | false |
Are you a perfectionist? three changes to make today | false |
Just told a coworker i ain't scerd, lil' bitch. and threw my stapler. i blame the hardcore rap. | true |
Gop goes for win on taxes, consequences be damned | false |
Dennis hastert accused of sexual abuse by at least 4, sources say | false |
Which cola brand sources its water from the oceans? pepsi | true |
Why did adrian peterson sign with the minnesota twins? because they needed a switch-hitter. | true |
If i could have dinner with anyone alive or dead i would just have two dinners. | true |
This gumball tribute to taylor swift is sweet | false |
Cooking off the cuff: pork sirloin with a sauce built on faded memory | false |
Vintage photo of early 1900s dorm room shows little has changed (photos) | false |
Give it to me!! i'm so fucking wet! she screamed at me... fuck off. this is my umbrella. | true |
Loretta lynch: tone of refugee debate goes against u.s. values | false |
Population health: transforming health care to improve our health | false |
Hillary clinton pledges not to cut social security benefits | false |
My bitch of a grandma just made me cookies with raisins in them. | true |
Bridesmaid race: women run in bridesmaid dresses race in charity race (video) | false |
Blowjobs did not live up to my expectations. they suck. | true |
I am a public school teacher. give me all the refugees you’ve got! | false |
What's jay-z's favorite city to perform in? sheboy-gan you're welcome | true |
Kids who play food product games may eat more junk food | false |
5 wise lessons on aging that i learned in 2014 | false |
You should really take it easy on pedophiles... they have a hard enough time fitting in. | true |
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? ....give her a shovel | true |
8 ways to survive infidelity — whether you stay or go | bustle | false |
Where do military chaplains buy their regalia? at the army surplice store. | true |
U.s. veterans arriving at pipeline protest camp in north dakota | false |
Valerie trierweiler pulls cameraman to get to president hollande (video) | false |
'girl on fire' video: alicia keys goes retro (video) | false |
Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on february 15th. | true |
Which two musicians are famous for saying, what? lil' jon and beethoven. | true |
Catholic parish divided over priest's decision to ban married gay couple from receiving communion | false |
Sleeveless jackets: 10 reasons you need one now (photos) | false |
How does a monster begin a fairy tale? once upon a slime . . . | true |
What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? miracle whip. | true |
Wanna hear a dirty joke? the pig fell in the mud. | true |
If you are considering decorating your car for christmas, please seek immediate mental help. | true |
Carrot cake with cardamom, currants and ginger-crème fraîche chantilly | false |
My ex owned a parakeet. the thing would never shut up. the bird was cool though. | true |
Gas prices: what you are paying at the pump | false |
What did the potato chip say to the battery? i'm frito-lay when you're everyready. | true |
More than 80 million children missed school due to war, disaster | false |
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? because he was hit by a bus. | true |
The secret to brightening up your summer recipes | false |
What do you call a dog on the beach? sandy claws merry christmas | true |
Working at a land rover factory is so interesting i make a new discovery every day | true |
I was going to watch a documentary on the malaysian airlines but i couldn't find it. | true |
Why does china hate digimon fans? because they recognise ty won | true |
7 deeply spiritual moments in mary oliver’s new book of poems | false |
I like telling people i'm 4 months pregnant so they'll tell me how great i look. | true |
What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzwdgz053pi) | true |
Watch 49 celebrities tell the stories of the 49 victims of orlando | false |
What do you call a british circle jerk? a union jack. | true |
They told me to stay positive.. i told them i have hiv. | true |
Roses are grey, violets are grey... i am color blind. :( | true |
There's a dude like this in every coffee shop in america | false |
What did one boob say to the other? you're my breast friend. badum tits | true |
No, obama did not ban the pledge of allegiance in public schools | false |
'girl model' documentary sheds new light on underage modeling problem (video, poll) | false |
What do you call a cat on a big plate? a platterpuss | true |
I told my dad that i heard the u.s. is sending warships to yemen.. sounds like some yemen-aide... | true |
What do you call the lord commander of the night's watch voting? counting crows | true |
Where does a one legged waitress work at? ihop | true |
What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? chicken sees a salad. | true |
Why plus-size model tess munster's #effyourbeautystandards is a contradiction | false |
Chuck norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. | true |
What did the depressed muppet say? i want to kermit suicide. | true |
'atomtronics' research suggests new quantum devices may be feasible | false |
Ihtgyatswtfim = i had to google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant. | true |
This bridal shop is under fire (again) for turning away a lesbian couple | false |
Sorry i yelled 'killin' it' when your mom was eating that banana | true |
Japan has avocado cheese doritos, and they won't share with us (photo) | false |
I'm never gonna do that again! ~ me, about things i'll continually do... again | true |
What is a fecalpheliac's favorite time of day? ate turdy | true |
What do errant jewish golfers shout? three ninety eight! | true |
Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common. | true |
Prince's new passport photo couldn't be more perfect | false |
China are probably making all the medals anyway. | true |
Why can some kids handle pressure while others fall apart? | false |
Boston globe offers 'spotlight' fellowship to fund investigations | false |
The states with the biggest lotto jackpots: 24/7 wall st. | false |
Jon hamm dating jennifer westfeldt: 'mad men' actor reveals why he won't marry | false |
What do waiters and prostitutes have in common? just the tip. | true |
Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style? so they can both peek out the blinds. | true |
Poland's president decides to veto controversial judicial reform bills | false |
Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped prison? he was a small medium at large. | true |
First date took place in very unusual location (video) | false |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.