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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant? resistance if feudal | true |
Here's what actually happens to the money in wishing wells | false |
When the bad news comes, be there and remain faithful | false |
Governors to trump administration: stay away from our marijuana laws | false |
How do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off of it. | true |
Clint eastwood's wife dina eastwood files for legal separation in california | false |
Here's what cities need to do when mass killers are on the loose | false |
A cop faces charges of serial rape, yet his 13 black accusers are on trial | false |
25 words that have a totally different meaning when you're a parent | false |
This cake is proof that life is sweeter after a split | false |
Exercise benefits lie in molecule called baiba, scientists find | false |
Steve bannon gives bizarre interview amid departure rumors | false |
What did the mute man say to his father | true |
What if being happy didn't make you a better person? | false |
I have a joke about couches but it's sofa-cking terrible. you don't want to hear it. | true |
What did the tree say to the lumberjack? i'm falling for you | true |
Only in america: this artweek.la (july 2, 2012) | false |
Tifu at subway - accidentally sent someone to the er oops, wrong sub | true |
Why is friday the best day of the week? its the 5/7 day of the week | true |
Lena pettersson, swedish woman, reimbursed by kenya airways for sitting next to dead man | false |
Jesse james married my sister. he's know my brother out-law | true |
Korean leaders call for 'complete denuclearization' of the peninsula, end of korean war | false |
Why netflix's '13 reasons why' could save lives | false |
Why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore | true |
One dead after rockfall on yosemite's famed el capitan | false |
San juan mayor: it may be easy to disregard puerto rico because we’re a us colony | false |
What do you call an insect with magical powers? a spelling bee. | true |
Reasons to get married: is marriage a form of peer pressure? | false |
Cops find terminator cutout when responding to gunman reports | false |
Bill maher: republicans 'shouldn't be pandering to hunters, they should be pandering to stoners' | false |
Three myths hurting young black men and boys | false |
Poop geyser on british beach erupts snails, dirty water | false |
Reed gusciora, new jersey assemblyman, discusses bill to bring gay marriage to ballot in state | false |
Mother's day, father's day and making lgbtq families visible | false |
Here's why a gay dad is inviting pope francis to dinner | false |
A mathematician was pregnant her friend asked her: - boy or girl? - yes. | true |
There's a lot of nasty jobs out there butt plumbers have seen some shit. | true |
I'm not fred flintstone... but i can make your bedrock. | true |
How liberians in the u.s. are dealing with an epidemic across the ocean | false |
What sort of transport does a sheep use? a ewe-nicycle | true |
Saying ea sports it's in the game, along with the guy who says it. | true |
I hate leaving when my phone isn't charged to 100% | true |
What do polar bears eat for lunch? ice bergers. | true |
This part of the joke is called the setup. this part is not. | true |
I went to a zoo and it only had a dog in it.... it was a shih tzu | true |
Sean hannity tweets, then deletes, weirdly specific sexual stuff about obama portrait | false |
Why doesn't yogi wear shoes? he likes to go... bearfoot! i'll see myself out... | true |
Ace frehley on reuniting with kiss: 'anything can happen in the future' | false |
This pumpkin carving is seriously impressive, not to mention romantic (photo) | false |
Bill maher says fox news is reason america is so polarized | false |
The ultimate collection of jokes about uranus! http://www.nottriangles.com/blog/uranus.html | true |
I like my women like i like my coffee... ground up and in my freezer. | true |
Eye drugs for vision loss among diabetics and elderly approved by fda panel | false |
My friend told me his favourite word was 'many' it doesnt mean much to me... | true |
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? a yeaster bunny! | true |
Queer brooklyn art collective, party duo shutter their practice | false |
I use awkward numerical range description anywhere between 13 and 4 times a day. | true |
World war ii jokes aren't funny... anne frank-ly i don't care for them. | true |
11 art destinations that double as therapeutic retreats | false |
Why elisabeth badinter is wrong, and motherhood is not a prison | false |
Craft of the day: make this holder for your charging phone | false |
Why did the meatball chef get fired from the middle school cafeteria? they caught him stroganoff. | true |
The 'golden hour' around the world, thanks to national geographic | false |
Just recently i fucked a girl for an hour thanks daylight savings! | true |
Ellen degeneres on time magazine: comedian came out 16 years ago on iconic cover | false |
What did carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? jose and hose b. | true |
What are those???? /u/doubledickdude - they're my cocks. | true |
What did jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross? me! that hurts! | true |
I know lawyers aren't people. they stand in court all day and say i object | true |
Zaha hadid's $160k rippling water table is a beautiful optical illusion (photos) | false |
Spacex rocket crashes during drone ship landing -- again | false |
Kids get handcuffed at school more often than you think | false |
How fracking and dodd-frank are reshaping petro-politics around the world | false |
I am wearing a jacket, because my mom felt cold. | true |
82nd & fifth: nosing around by julie jones (video) | false |
Are we teaching our kids to binge drink? | false |
I can sum up every presidential debate in 4 words: same sh*t, different a$$holes. | true |
Get rich quick scheme #12 sell windows/glass in baltimore | true |
Why can't abraham lincoln remember the gettysburg address? because he's dead. | true |
Kristen stewart's dress: could it be any shorter? (photos, poll) | false |
Divorce sale probably isn't going to go over well with this person's ex (photo) | false |
What's a tents favorite kind of meat? stakes | true |
Cheer yourself up on a rainy day with these boots | false |
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy | true |
Bank customer holds would-be bank robber at gunpoint | false |
A man walks into an old club. please, do not touch the artifacts says the archeologist. | true |
How do malaysian airlines serve all their drinks? on the rocks | true |
Why can't america play chess? they are missing 2 towers | true |
Bernie sanders isn't too impressed by the historic climate agreement | false |
Icymi: what runners think about and a new-old approach to staph | false |
Never yell about your hatred towards black eyes at a naacp convention. | true |
So stub hub isn't a dating site for quadriplegics? | true |
Best dressed of 2012: gwyneth paltrow declared most stylish by 'people' (photos) | false |
What did the chinese government say about the air pollution? suck it up! | true |
Eric stonestreet and sarah hyland toast 200th episode of 'modern family' with a sweet kiss | false |
This underwater technology harnesses ocean waves to make renewable energy | false |
The bottom line: 'hotels of north america' by rick moody | false |
What do you call a nose without a body? nobody knows... | true |
It took me 4 attempts to type my dignity. autocorrect kept changing it to hahahahahaha | true |
Interview: dana nachman, patricia wilson and mike jutan on batkid begins | false |
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