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What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? the 9 yr old in my trunk!!! | true |
Have the walls already closed in on michael flynn? | false |
Q: how did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? a: down in the mouth! | true |
Why haven't we found aliens yet ? because they are searching for intelligent life too. | true |
Arkansas school board member under fire for wearing racist blackface costume | false |
What do you call two jews having sex? a kosher pork | true |
What did one penny say to the other penny? come with me and we will make cents. | true |
You can't run in a campground, you can only ran because it's past tense. | true |
The crowd at this bar is so young someone just got slimed. | true |
Did you hear what the pope was giving up for lent? his job. | true |
Mexico city stages james bond-inspired day of the dead parade | false |
Get a tree - what i just yelled at two squirrels doing it on my lawn | true |
Lena dunham 'saved' by pro surfer during a paddleboard race | false |
These companies are going to spend so much money trying to woo voters ahead of 2016 | false |
What kind of bread always goes wrong? a rye | true |
Murderer: could a murderer do this? *defendant proceeds to not kill anyone* judge: he's got a point | true |
'jeopardy' fail is a daily double-dose of awkward | false |
Oh boy! jessica alba and cash warren welcome 3rd child | false |
Life is like toilet paper... ... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole. | true |
Us has serious problem with illegal immigrants. if you don't believe me ask any native american. | true |
I have a friend named free bird he gets lost at concerts. | true |
As listener and saleswoman, e.p.a. chief takes to the road for climate rules | false |
Black and missing in america: why we speak up for this often ignored and voiceless group | false |
Stormy daniels says trump lawyer breached agreement, so she's free to talk | false |
6 questions your doctor isn't asking you (which might be keeping you sick) | false |
Dennis hastert hid his skeletons as he pushed anti-gay agenda | false |
'stranger things' actors scare up monstrous raises for season 3 | false |
Which athletes will not get zika at rio 2016? those on team great britain, because they'll leave. | true |
Space junk forces iss astronauts to take shelter in 'lifeboat' capsules | false |
Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? it'll leave you in stitches! | true |
Why doesn't isis like school? because they always bombed their tests. | true |
Book review: the hormone cure by sara gottfried, m.d. | false |
Wild stat of the week: rebuilding 'the pyramid', re-visiting 'the book of basketball' | false |
Spoiler alert: rice cakes do not contain any actual cake. | true |
Guns don't kill people... husbands that come home early from work do. | true |
Why would you never want to go to a gay bbq? because the hotdogs taste like shit. | true |
What kind of overalls does super mario wear? denim denim denim... | true |
A gymnast walks into a bar... she is then deducted five points. | true |
Saints fan steals ball, breaks bengals fan's heart | false |
Huffpost tastemakers: alain allegretti preps for restaurant week | false |
Relaxation tips: de-stressing wisdom from around the globe (photos) | false |
French president moves to strip harvey weinstein of his legion of honor | false |
Diagnosing breast cancer: the quest for a 'single bullet' | false |
All of my horoscopes lately have started with ok, don't freak out but... | true |
The problem with psychotic cab drivers. they drive me crazy. | true |
Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? germany | true |
What's the difference between the calendar and you? a calendar has a date on valentine's day. | true |
What do you call a gay mexican? a spigot. | true |
Mom's viral facebook post offers powerful message after miscarriage | false |
Crazy to think that back in the 1940s, extra guacamole at chipotle only cost a nickel | true |
I like my enemies how americans like their tea weak. | true |
What looks just like half a loaf of bread? its other half. | true |
Hummus recipes: 10 ways to add new flavors | false |
32 stunning runway photos that took our breath away this year | false |
If you really care about working moms, make the school day longer | false |
Colony collapse disorder: it won't be solved with the banning of a single pesticide | false |
Parting ways: a brief look into male-pattern baldness | false |
What did one window say to the other window? i'm in pane | true |
Utah cop who violently arrested nurse is fired | false |
I don't want to be racist.... so stop trying to make me to take up competitive running! | true |
Police apologize after winning sandcastle contest with murder scene | false |
9 things you're doing to ruin your hardwood floors without even realizing it | false |
What do you call a mutant with the power to get women pregnant impregneato | true |
Daddy what is a transvestite? -ask mommy, he knows. | true |
I once met a dyslexic atheist... ...he didn't believe in dog. | true |
The 'star trek' call me maybe mash-up you didn't know you needed (video) | false |
Maine, seattle pave next path for campaign finance reform | false |
Heroin use among horses have grown but finding the evidence is like finding a needle in a haystack. | true |
Pitbullphobia: an extreme or irrational fear of singing alone. | true |
2 companies intervene to block their drugs in 'assembly line' arkansas executions | false |
Democratic senator dianne feinstein 'all in' on re-election | false |
How do you make a hormone? kick her in the crotch. | true |
Rocks on a roll, as seen in march's national geographic magazine (photos) | false |
Tumblr deletes 84 accounts 'linked to russian government' | false |
1,140 economists warn trump not to make great depression mistakes | false |
What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry? cantaloupes. | true |
These croissant earrings are worth piercing your ears for (photos) | false |
What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped his ass. | true |
Lupita nyong'o & anna wintour spotted front row at calvin klein, we have a meltdown | false |
3 years, 5 horrific hate-crime killings in the kansas city area | false |
What do you call two crows? attempted murder | true |
Do you hear about the 2 irish gays? michael fitzpatrick and patrick fitzmichael. | true |
I'm dating a guy almost 20 years younger than me | false |
Yes, autocorrect, that's right. i hate that stupid ditch | true |
How many of these iconic cartoon mascots can you actually name? | false |
Why don't women wear skirts in the winter? ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich? | true |
This one's cute. - me picking out a watermelon. i have no idea what i'm doing. | true |
The most epic game of 'pokemon' is happening right now | false |
Scientific community rails against trump's decision to pull out of paris accord | false |
Trump tweets support for iranians while banning them from the u.s. | false |
Why should you date a greek woman? they don't like pulling out. | true |
The chilling image behind every vaccine you've ever had | false |
Fashion week look of the day: prabal gurung proves that orange really is the new black | false |
Ken starr interview gets really awkward when a certain baylor email comes up | false |
Japan military on alert for possible north korean ballistic missile launch | false |
A meteorologist's best subject is small talk. they only talk about the weather. | true |
Why is it so hard to let go of your ex? | false |
Mike myers reveals he'd 'like to' do a fourth austin powers film | false |
Chrissy teigen, john legend hit with racial, anti-semitic slurs by paparazzo | false |
What do you call a roman with pubic hairs stuck between his teeth? glad-he-ate-her. | true |
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