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What do you call a mexican on a riding lawn mower? promoted | true |
What is heavy forwards but not backwards? a ton. | true |
The one scene that sets 'apes' apart from other blockbusters | false |
Jenna dewan handles ellen degeneres' divorce flub like a total pro | false |
What does a middle-eastern person eat for breakfast? syria-l | true |
Juan gabriel, mexican singer and icon, dead at 66 | false |
I went to the reddit hotel the host wasn't responding. | true |
Update: this year's least popular halloween candy was, as always, reese's feces. | true |
How did the mexican want his sex? orale, homes! | true |
$10.10 minimum wage would add less than 1 percent to walmart's labor bill | false |
5 ways to save money on a wedding photographer | false |
Fossil fuels are a terrible investment, and they're only going to get worse | false |
Menthal app could help you realize how addicted you are to your smartphone | false |
Alabama changed the drinking age to 34 they wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools | true |
The grapes of wrath 2: the raisins of revenge | true |
Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? because they're really good at it. | true |
15 profound thoughts on whether this burger is an avocado or avocadon't | false |
A math quip you couldn't tell an asymptote from a hole in the graph | true |
Fun prank: tweet brb cleaning my gun!!! then don't tweet for 8 years. | true |
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. | true |
They dared me to is always a valid excuse. | true |
French army charter plane crashes in ivory coast | false |
Lol q: what's peter pan's favorite restaurant? a: wendy's! | true |
Emmy rossum speaks out on the importance of hitting the pillow | false |
German knock knock joke: knock knock - who's th... **ve ask zhe kvestions here!** | true |
I drive a 5 wheeler... but ones in the trunk | true |
The wild ideas you missed while donald trump was talking | false |
I was checking into a hotel the other week..... | true |
Teens get more than higher test scores with mindfulness training | false |
Former obama officials sign up for their next jobs: running for office | false |
Las vegas review-journal removes questions about newspaper’s new mystery owner | false |
Trump sets stage for tariffs on chinese imports | false |
You know what this sexist comment needs? acoustic guitar. -country music | true |
What kind of cows do you find in alaska? eski-moos! | true |
Watch out, sephora. h&m beauty is coming for you. | false |
How does moses make his tea? hebrews it. that's the oldest pun in the book. | true |
I'm giving up drinking. ... hard liquor. ... on wednesdays. | true |
Tips for growing food in a small space | false |
How to use chocolate to strengthen your willpower | false |
Wisconsin republicans abruptly decide to oust top state elections and ethics officials | false |
My car broke down today. it confessed to a series of hit-and-run murders back in 2006. | true |
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you assholes. | true |
An 'overdose' is what happens when you suck at taking drugs. | true |
Racial disparities in mckinney, texas, extend well beyond pool parties | false |
What do hackers do when they go on vacation? they go phishing | true |
Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays? inflation | true |
What's the most dangerous part about scrabble it's all fun and games until someone loses an i | true |
Reddit i'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it taste great | true |
Why can't woman drive? because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!! | true |
I accidentally stabbed myself with a pen it drew blood. | true |
Sylvia rivera becomes first trans american to have portrait in the smithsonian | false |
Kristen stewart, ben affleck really will star together in sexy comedy 'focus' | false |
Why are men typically smarter than women? they come across more things. | true |
Kentucky republicans poised to pass right-to-work law, delivering blow to unions | false |
Charlie sheen calls off engagement to former porn star brett rossi | false |
What is the meaning of afford? it's the car most sales representatives drive. | true |
America inc. needs attitude adjustment to reach full potential abroad | false |
Toxic chemical bill championed by industry, chided by children's health advocates | false |
'nursing is natural...naturally beautiful' exhibit aims to normalize breastfeeding (photos) | false |
How do you get a fat girl into your bed? piece of cake... | true |
What is the asian firefighter's favorite song? the sound of sirens | true |
Q: what do you call it when a book spies on people? a: a peeping tome. | true |
How do you kill a hipster? push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr | true |
Best-dressed list: katy perry, salma hayek and more fabulous fashions this week (photos) | false |
A book fell on my head... i can only blame my shelf. | true |
Kim kardashian's elle shoot had trouble getting clothes because of 'fashion snobbery' (photos) | false |
The age of the superbug is already here | false |
Short on sleep, junk food looks even more tempting | false |
In the face of trump blitzkreig, it's time for a good faith alliance | false |
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? happy birthday to moo happy birthday to moo | true |
The 'ghostbusters' cast has zero patience for sexist bullsh*t | false |
Watch college students surprise beloved cafe worker with a dream trip to disney | false |
Chuck norris has never lost his virginity. chuck norris never loses. | true |
Kim kardashian 'taking much needed time off,' says assistant | false |
Iron man is actually a woman he's a fe male. | true |
I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. i don't give a duck. | true |
God doesn't normally poop, but when he does..... holy shit. | true |
Yo mama is so hairy... ...she doesn't have a bush, she has a whole damn rain forest. | true |
One artist is encouraging strangers to share their information offline | false |
'spy' sneaks past 'san andreas' at the box office | false |
What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off ;) | true |
What is kathy griffin's screen saver? celebrity names dropping. | true |
Why couldn't the tree solve the lumberjack's riddle? he was stumped. | true |
Three guys walk into a bar..... the fourth guy ducks | true |
Here are five heisman hopefuls not named jameis winston | false |
Whats another term for acid? its on the tip of my tongue... | true |
Where would you put a 60-inch apple tv in your home? (poll) | false |
This is what happens when you edit while female | false |
Sarah michelle gellar mixes up her '80s icons in george michael tribute | false |
Clinton campaign defends controversial 9/11 remark by pointing to 9/11 | false |
A detective tries to find to where his clothes were stolen it was a brief case. | true |
Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter, and what do you get? pumpkin pi. | true |
What you can (and can't) carry through tsa checkpoints | false |
Q: why did the clown cross the road? a: to find his rubber chicken. | true |
Sanders hits clinton on campaign finance hours before new york votes | false |
What's the difference between donald trump and a bucket of shit? the bucket. | true |
They read them up side down why don't bats enjoy r/jokes? | true |
We (still) don’t know if trump believes in climate change | false |
I'm here for the orgy? - things you shouldn't say when walking into a work meeting. | true |
Body glitter: for the girl who wants to leave a sparkling trail of daddy issues everywhere she goes | true |
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