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Ivanka trump promotes 'hidden figures' as her dad tries to slash nasa education funding | false |
Shelter hopes one dog’s tragic story will inspire you to save lives | false |
Pilot was locked out of cockpit before alps crash | false |
My doctor diagnosed me with incompetence and constipation... but i really don't give a shit | true |
You don't have to agree with donald trump to be upset about trade policy | false |
A blind man walks into a bar. then a chair. then a table. | true |
Trump joins grand bipartisan tradition of denying armenian genocide | false |
Exxon mobil screwed up its attack on columbia for climate reports | false |
The spirits of america: ryes & bourbons for celebrating july 4th | false |
I used an app to buy only ethical food. it was really hard. | false |
Knock knock! knock knock who's there? europe europe who no, you are | true |
It's too bad the meaning of life is 141 characters. | true |
I told my wife i was making venison for dinner.. she said oh, deer | true |
A big myth about how to spot a narcissist | false |
This mom breastfed in the snow 'like a boss' | false |
They say 3 out of 4 people text and drive not me; i watch youtube videos. | true |
What to do the night before so you exercise in the morning | false |
I think it's adorable when kids lose their teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts. | true |
Ted cruz takes his religious values very seriously he always pulls out before finishing | true |
Your face... ...looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a hammer. | true |
Snoop dogg arrested in sweden, slams police for racial profiling | false |
I thought it was good to get a bonus. it sucks getting a bonus chromosome. | true |
Woman claims to reenact michael phelps affair in 'going for the gold' porno | false |
The kardashians reveal their less glamorous side in christmas throwbacks | false |
Not sleeping enough? here's why you should get more zzs | false |
Never judge a book by its cover. besides, you're on twitter and don't even read books. | true |
Miley cyrus wearing a 'hannah montana'-style wig is the best of both worlds | false |
French legislation suggests employees deserve the right to disconnect | false |
You can't trust atoms... they make up everything. | true |
How diet soda makes you fat (and other food and diet industry secrets) | false |
Oklahoma woman who married her mother pleads guilty to incest | false |
I'm such a daredevil. i put all my eggs in one basket at the grocery store. | true |
These black friday deals on fitbits will get you moving | false |
Hanging out at the pet store, teaching all the birds cuss words | true |
How much sleep you really need -- according to science | false |
How does the ultimate warrior repair his car? with parts unknown. | true |
What do the walking dead and fast & furious have in common? dead walkers | true |
Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby? paula ab-doula | true |
It's not illegal to tell a ghost story when a cop shines a flashlight in your face | true |
Me: you married? him: separated me: your wife know about that? | true |
This is what daca's end means for dreamers like me | false |
Making meatless charcuterie: charlito's cocina artisan fig salami | false |
Kobe bryant is older, wiser and reflecting on his feud with shaq | false |
5 ways to connect with your spouse when kids own your lives | false |
General mills will start labeling its gmo products this summer | false |
17 reasons you should be shopping at tj maxx | false |
Knock knock knock knock knock knock hurry up bobbi kristina, i have to use the bathroom! | true |
Fox news panel on women voters is three old white dudes | false |
The pyramid house would belong in ancient egypt, or modern day las vegas (photos) | false |
Flying dry: navigating the rules of carry-on liquids | false |
Black lives matter protesters to hold rally at mall of america | false |
Larry wilmore to milo yiannopoulos: 'go f**k yourself' | false |
Time to put the fear of prison into executives who would put profits over people | false |
Condoleeza rice went by condoleeza couscous in college. | true |
Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? she was always using fowl language. | true |
What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-bang-clip-clop-clip-clop*? an amish drive by shooting. | true |
Military prosecutor: senate report on cia interrogation program is accurate | false |
When is a dog most impolite? when he points. | true |
My father used to say take everything with a pinch of salt nice man. made terrible tea. | true |
Progressive christians to pray in solidarity with muslims at mosques on inauguration day | false |
What is a muslims favourite video game? goat simulator | true |
I'm traumatized from getting my children ready in the morning | false |
Hotel california is basically a negative yelp review with a two minute guitar solo. | true |
I married a moonshiners daughter now she makes me liquor | true |
Decoding dyslexia: how a new jersey parents' group started a movement | false |
Hidden gems: native american art classes in wisconsin | false |
What did the police officer say to his stomach? i've got you under a vest. | true |
You're either a dog person or a non person. | true |
A blind man walks into a bar..... if he could see then that would'nt have happened. | true |
So i the ceo of apple came out as gay i guess their iphones really are bent | true |
Easy ways to be more mindful in 2015 | false |
They don't make forks like they used to. modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines. | true |
Have you heard the watermelon joke? it's pitiful. | true |
What's the most emotional computer you can buy? a dell. | true |
What do you call a flying jew? smoke. | true |
The police are looking for a man with one eye named murphy. what's the other eye called? | true |
What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication? urine trouble! | true |
Chemistry joke (maybe) bro catches his bro red handed... bro mine :d | true |
Jaime lannister is officially known as the kingslayer and unofficially known as the queenlayer | true |
I thought chiropractors were a waste of money but i stand corrected. | true |
How does an economist open a can of beans? assume you have a can opener... | true |
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the chistmas ball ? it was a moth ball ! | true |
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? wait until he's finished. | true |
Fda finally agrees to test food for monsanto's glyphosate weedkiller | false |
Dont stop! i dont usually get to see beauty in motion | true |
Hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i'd like to surgically remove my hand | true |
Internet dating? no thanks. i like the internet, but i don't like like the internet. | true |
This week in gay history april 14 - 20: davinci, the boys, lincoln and the gay titanic | false |
What happened in france? did they release a gta go? | true |
In alaska, bizarre final days, suicide of ex-iditarod musher leave friends stunned | false |
Did you hear that sugar is magic? it'll make a diabetics feet dissappear! | true |
Nude beaches: vacation rentals that cater to nude tourists (photos) | false |
So no one else is even mildly concerned that a bee is nutting hunny on our cheerios? | true |
Resistance training but me dragging my kids into school. | true |
Q: what did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? a: help! my pocket's been picked! | true |
What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero? are you 0k? | true |
Christian dior fall 2013 show features peculiar high heels (photos) | false |
She left me 'cause of my obsession with double negatives. guess she ain't never coming back. | true |
Comedian steve hofstetter gloriously unloads on a sexist heckler | false |
How do you turn a fox into a cow? marry them | true |
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