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My girlfriend... .. is like leonardo dicaprio's oscar. | true |
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. | true |
Local racist clears up any confusion about the meaning of 'white lives matter' | false |
How can you tell russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always stalin | true |
Advice from a 'broken' family during the holidays | false |
6 stories from 2016 that made us see the world differently | false |
What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? get in the car. | true |
11 graduation dresses that transition into the real world (photos) | false |
What do you call an ant with frog's legs? an antphibian. | true |
What seven kids say it’s like living in their chaotic blended family | false |
Condoms, please. do you need a bag for that? no, she's not that ugly. | true |
Saudi arabia to allow movie theaters to open for first time in 35 years | false |
Filmmakers slammed for featuring gay santa in new documentary | false |
Wow, more abba. shocking. -anyone on road trips with me | true |
How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb? it's already lit fam | true |
Just had sex in an apple orchard. i came in cider. | true |
Karolina kurkova's shorts make for one leggy look: yay or nay? (photos) | false |
I just killed a mosquito with a digital clock it was time for him to die. | true |
Atlanta opening its own school just for queer students | false |
Alan from facebook is concerned about boarder control and thinks they should learn our langage | true |
This 'alien-infested' desert ranch can be all yours for $5 million | false |
Did you know the moon was made of cheese? thats why nasa sent up a bunch of crackers. | true |
Did you know that no matter how much you move a piece of paper, it remains stationary... | true |
Did you hear? sting has been kidnapped! the police don't have a lead. | true |
I got a facial tonight by hovering over the boiling water before throwing in the mac n cheese. | true |
Why a democrat is participating in trump's voter fraud investigation | false |
I am the first official genderless person in the united states | false |
Photos: stars heat up the 2014 billboard music awards red carpet | false |
What did the prostitute say when she saw lamar had od'd? o danm! | true |
Most people say they don't want to 'broadcast' their lives on facebook | false |
Q: what did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? a: rearranged the furniture | true |
Just in time for rosh hashana: brisket with a perfect sauce | false |
Women have incredible power to affect change -– whether we know it or not | false |
Asian kid drinking alcohol under age call that jin-yung | true |
'honey badger' narrator wants you to care about controversial baby monkey experiment | false |
Seven days without mexican food.... makes juan weak. | true |
Watch: bulldog puppy + doorstop = ohmygod adorbs | false |
Chris hemsworth terrorizes 'snl' cast during opening monologue | false |
Trump campaign manager will not be prosecuted, sources say | false |
Sugary drink taxes across the country are planting seeds for a healthier generation | false |
Why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered six-offender! edit; not my joke! | true |
What kind of online videos do fish love to watch? hardcore prawn | true |
I swear to god, the next car that cuts me off will be driving in front of me. | true |
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? you take me for grunted. | true |
Autopsy reveals that former nhl player todd ewen did not have cte | false |
Trevor noah explains why jared kushner is 'the real president' | false |
Washington state moves to cut public university tuition by up to 20 percent | false |
Firefighters battle massive wildfires, smoky conditions in washington | false |
Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 raped 9!! | true |
Huffpost hill - sanders campaign forming into flying v in last ditch attempt to win nomination | false |
David letterman went all the way to india to have his beard trimmed | false |
Do you have elections in japan? yes, i have one evely molning. | true |
Does demi lovato's style need help? topshop ceo thinks so | false |
Why don't i have laugh lines? because i never smile. :( | true |
Want to know what jake gyllenhaal is really like? watch 'nightcrawler,' he says | false |
5 famous coca-cola myths that you've probably heard | false |
Why do scotsmen wear kilts? because sheep can hear zippers a mile off. | true |
What do you call a mexican who lost his car. carlos | true |
Knock knock joke knock knock who's there? with. with who? with whom. | true |
Q: what do you call a cracked window? a: a pane in the glass. | true |
'fast 7' will use body doubles, cgi to dub missing paul walker scenes | false |
8 ways to get grandparents involved in your child's classroom | false |
Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? they're always getting com-busted. | true |
Saving school food: a letter to my (imaginary) bff michelle obama | false |
How do you a convert a number to a radical? you convert it to islam. | true |
My girlfriend said a small penis was okay. but i still wish she didn't have one. | true |
What do you call an exploding dinosaur? dino-mite | true |
New u.s. defense chief: withdrawal from afghanistan under review | false |
A man walks into a bar he suffered a minor concussion. | true |
People who talk about me behind my back discussed me. | true |
Why do apes like tall buildings? they want to climb the heights of the business world! | true |
Selena gomez laughs at justin bieber-the weeknd joke | false |
U.s. sanctions 2 north korean officials over missile program | false |
Vatican bank's preliminary inquiry finds 'clear failings' at institution | false |
Jokes about the blind aren't funny. can't people see that? | true |
Productivity growth is up. are the robots finally coming? | false |
Why were the dyslexic lesbians frustrated? they kept trying 96 but couldn't make each other cum. | true |
How does stephen hawking have sex? enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace... | true |
America needs dreamers to fuel the 21st century economy | false |
Melted witch push-up pops: a halloween dessert we love (photo) | false |
Can a widow's husband marry her daughter? no,dead people don't marry. | true |
I'd like to execute g0d. but how can you execute vacuum. | true |
How do you start an ethiopian rave? you tape bread to the ceiling. | true |
What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom? slow dancing. | true |
So an irishman walks out of a bar that's it. | true |
Michigan schools: an example of needed vigilance nationwide | false |
They say time flies like the wind.. but fruit flies like bananas | true |
Couple hears screaming, finds woman trapped in car for 2 days | false |
Tv academy mixes up rupaul with another black emmy winner | false |
Why are cats so afraid of cucumbers? because they're 96% water | true |
More guns, more people get shot. do the math. | false |
Here's what 'all my life' singers k-ci & jojo look like now | false |
Protective dad takes on magic!'s 'rude' with a song of his own | false |
Always remember you're someones reason to smile because you are a joke | true |
Not like food tv: training women leaders in culinary entrepreneurship | false |
High school softball coach molested young student: cops | false |
Did you hear about a guy who was beaten with a marijuana joint? he suffered blunt force trauma | true |
What's the difference between broccoli and cat poop? my dog won't eat broccoli. | true |
Natural blonde q: what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? a: artifical intelligence. | true |
What do you call an asian guy that always shows up before he needs to? earl lee | true |
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