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Why did donald trump cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken. | true |
In switzerland, an inn that spans five generations (photos) | false |
How does a feminist kill a spider? not, she is not man enough to do it. | true |
Berlin: a city of memories -- and memorials -- from a horrible war | false |
Should divorcing couples who mediate be talking through counsel? | false |
6 relationship red flag myths that can destroy your marriage | false |
Bernie sanders releases all zero speeches he’s given to wall street | false |
Thousands of snowballs appear on a siberian beach | false |
Aunt of 13 siblings locked in california home says the dad used to watch her take showers | false |
Arguing with autocorrect is the new yelling at the television. | true |
A letter to my daughter on her fifth birthday | false |
What's the definition of suspicion? a nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field. | true |
Eddie redmayne is as smooth as velvet at the 2016 oscars | false |
Iphone 5 release date, ipad mini and new macbook pro: this week in apple rumors | false |
Game of thrones: tyrion will soon betray daenerys | false |
I bet homeless people think we're making fun of them when we go camping. | true |
Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar they each got 6 months | true |
Man calls 911 when he runs out of rolling papers, police say | false |
Moms of summer: forget the socks, let's find the joy | false |
'from scratch' goes behind the scenes at the food network | false |
What does paul inces mum make for christmas? ince pies! | true |
The true meaning of the ray rice scandal | false |
Mark hamill shuts down trump's latest complaint with 3 blistering words | false |
Nigerian woman divorces husband for talking too much | false |
Passive homes have many fans, but few american converts (photos) | false |
U.s. government abruptly removes damning detention inspection report from its website | false |
Supreme court seems to be on the verge of ruling in favor of marriage equality | false |
The orlando massacre: resilience, strength and love, the queer community a year on | false |
Everyone uses body wash these days. what happened to good old-fashion soap? is it too basic? | true |
The volume of sewage burdening my local treatment works is rising excrementally. | true |
Two baseball players synced up their talents for one sensational play | false |
Boudoir parties - the new empowering way to celebrate | false |
What's et short for? because he's got little legs. | true |
Did you hear about the make a wish foundation going bankrupt? some kid wished for more wishes. | true |
The white jeans uniform: in the stylelist network | false |
Jeff sessions wants to make it harder for immigrants to get asylum | false |
If an italian could time travel, where would he go? to the pasta. | true |
Miss piggy sings a lauryn hill classic in this glorious new mashup | false |
What's the difference between a good joke... and a bad joke timing | true |
Huma abedin wants $2 million for her memoir | false |
Cheez-its are hands down the best cheese flavored pronouns. | true |
What do you call an abortion at hogwarts? *avada kedavra!* | true |
South carolina, nevada votes to test anti-establishment mood | false |
What's your least favorite joke format and why is it this one? | true |
Russell crowe is having a 'divorce auction' with lots of movie mementos | false |
What kind of pizza do pilots like? plain. | true |
Why does god like swiss cheese? it's holey! ^^^^^get it? | true |
10 reasons women should shop in the men's section (photos) | false |
How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank coffee before it was cool... | true |
Time out tip of the day: september 26, 2013 | false |
Ryan roberts dead: toddler who inspired massive banana split party dies | false |
Get out, run! that dm was coming from inside the house | true |
I'm googling some people to play wii with -2010: normal. -1997: weird as fuck. | true |
I need ideas for april fools day pranks to play on my so | true |
American animals: the most patriotic species in the u.s. | false |
Tom cruise shares frightening slow motion video of ankle-breaking stunt | false |
La.lit, a literary magazine, launches third print volume at city museum of kathmandu | false |
U.s. immigration agency changes mission statement to reflect 'america first' agenda | false |
Circles. i don't see the point in them. | true |
Coveting christian dior, david beckham looks yummy, and more instagrams of the week (photos) | false |
If you don't like people tweeting about cancer, don't read it | false |
I love ebay! sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month. | true |
What does a paedophile like to do while on vacation? get some son. | true |
Mccain says gop will regret 'nuclear option,' backs it anyway | false |
Twitter - we built this city on block and troll...... | true |
Enough is enough it's the exact same word | true |
If life gives you lemons, take out your toolbox | false |
Where do you find a one legged cow? where ever you left it. | true |
Donald trump tweeted 'we' and started a movement | false |
Top democrats to headline march for release of trump's tax returns | false |
I have a very nice joke about unemployment.. but it never works. | true |
Durbin, brown warn purdue's daniels on deal with shameful for-profit kaplan | false |
What do nuns do when they get horny? they come to jesus. | true |
Before being born, i wish i would have been able to select the difficulty level of my life. | true |
It may be speaker john boehner and the gop that do not love america | false |
New security measures at brazil's airports cause havoc ahead of olympics | false |
I've got a joke. the u.s. election system. | true |
I like my coffee how i like my women, without a dick. | true |
Irish rowers deserve gold for funniest tv interview at rio 2016 | false |
Catholic teaching says support unions. catholic colleges are fighting them. | false |
Why was the germiphobe scared of coins? because he was afraid of change. | true |
It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize. | true |
Nobody is really sure how obamacare enrollment is going this year | false |
This is not a time to let a 'who has it worse' conversation divide black and latino communities | false |
14 reasons you need to travel with your best friend at least once | false |
*takes load of groceries off of old woman's hands* these are mine now you old prune | true |
Top house democrat: no tpp vote in lame-duck congress | false |
I call my dick myspace no one's on it. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! bond ! bond who ? bond to succeed ! | true |
Hey baby, you know how i know i'm getting laid tonight? i'm stronger than you. | true |
17 of the most inspiring tweets from the 'black women did that' hashtag | false |
'never trump' movement isn't impressed with its rumored presidential pick | false |
Why don't black people dream? the last black man to have a dream got shot. | true |
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable | true |
'switcheroo,' photo series by hana pesut, explores gender role reversal | false |
Do you know why they can't make ice in poland anymore? the lady that had the recipe died. | true |
This amazing children's book asks kids to question what is 'normal' | false |
Leaning in and speaking up part ii: why i am freezing my eggs | false |
Bin laden expert: dean baquet wrong about nyt magazine story, and he 'knows it deep down' | false |
Get sandal-ready feet with these 6 pampering products (photos) | false |
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