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You think you can escape stalin's prison camps? hah, gulag with that. | true |
My secret money life: i helped bankroll my brother -- and came to regret it | false |
Shell's arctic drilling plan may have a walrus problem | false |
People can't handle this brutal footage of a 'homewrecking' penguin | false |
Strong people don't put others down. they lift them up. and throw them. | true |
My favorite pick-up line: hey girl, my name is tony. you know what that is backwards? y not. | true |
Tissues are for tearful issues and for when people think it's funny but it's snot. | true |
Huffpollster: here's what polling says about the french presidential campaign | false |
Meet the genderqueer vine star changing hearts and minds one hashtag at a time | false |
Here's what james comey will say about trump's attempt to interfere with fbi probe | false |
'worst is yet to come' with 400,000 trapped in west mosul: un | false |
What is the difference between batman and a black guy? batman can walk into a store without robin | true |
*dumps gatorade on an alligator* how does your family taste you green piece of shit | true |
How do you get a blonde pregnant? cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. | true |
What's the difference between a private and a private first class? where they sit on an airplane. | true |
Here's a devious way to get workers to exercise | false |
What animal has five legs? a pitbull returning from a playground. | true |
What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys? pga tour. | true |
Gitmo falls apart as plans to close falter | false |
Are we even on your list of priorities? | false |
Why didn't the cheese get sliced? it was destined for grater. | true |
What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes? pun-gent | true |
Question: what did the dead raccoon say in his will? answer: leave it to beaver. | true |
Cop finds stray puppy and won't leave her side until he knows she's safe | false |
I hate being stuck in a vacuum chamber makes my blood boil | true |
Taxkilla: tax strategy for the 99 percent, taken from the 1 percent | false |
Boom! stephen colbert gives trump the parade he deserves | false |
Huffpollster: how donald trump became the republican nominee | false |
What do you call a naughty football joke? an offensive line | true |
Luke hemsworth heading to hollywood: chris, liam hemsworth's brother scores new management | false |
The best ways to eat chocolate for breakfast (photos) | false |
I wish i had one original thought in life. don't be sorry, everyone does. | true |
Porn has lied to me. the repairman doesn't show up instantly after i call. | true |
I want her skin. -serial killers and teenage girls | true |
If a fly landed on your food, would you still eat it? | false |
Why is math a scumbag? because it borrows the one and never gives it back. | true |
Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside? because it was frigid | true |
Looking back at tsipras's lost opportunities and forward to greece's future | false |
Jwoww's face is almost unrecognizable... what happened? (photos) | false |
If you can read this you're not floyd mayweather | true |
A wife is like a hand grenade you take away the ring, and there goes your house | true |
What did archimedes exclaim when he discovered his penis floated in water? urethra! | true |
President obama, first family lead the way in march across selma bridge | false |
Roseanne roasts politicians: romney, obama, christie & more (video) | false |
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey. a time traveler walks into a bar. | true |
What kind of overalls does mario wear? denim denim denim. | true |
Chuck norris can judge a book by its cover. | true |
Why does snoop carry an umbrella? for drizzle. | true |
This trump aide stands to profit from the dakota access pipeline | false |
I'm gonna write a book about the amish... its really a hit or amish. | true |
How many feet do 2 black chickens have? | true |
Why couldn't the pony sing? he was a little horse. | true |
I have made nothing but horrible decisions ever since i had my wisdom teeth taken out. | true |
What do you call fapping to dubstep? wubbing one out. | true |
Uber halts self-driving car tests in california, where it didn't test much anyway | false |
Samantha bee explains how trump is just like paris geller on 'gilmore girls' | false |
Street art transforms morocco's capital into a living canvas | false |
What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail? a small medium at large. | true |
Why yes, youtube, i *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. how did you know? | true |
Weed is not a drug, its a plant. therefore, i'm not a drug dealer, i'm a florist. | true |
I'm single by choice. just not my choice. | true |
My grandfather was one of those unorthodox jews. he was a nazi. | true |
Couple is reunited with lost wedding ring thanks to tv show 'friends' | false |
Kevin durant has been connected to a comical number of nba teams | false |
Q: why did the cat join the red cross? a: so it could become a first-aid kit. | true |
When love prevails: latino families at the center of immigrant and lgbt rights | false |
Drunk driving suspect found naked on barn roof, police say | false |
9 money mistakes we all make in our 20s and how to avoid them | false |
Fellas, if her pelvis doesn't touch yours when you embrace, she doesn't find you attractive. | true |
A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint. nothing of value was stolen. | true |
I suffer from cdo ... ...its like ocd, but in alphabetical order, like it should be!! | true |
Damn girl, are you the sun? because looking directly at you hurts my eyes. | true |
An idea came to the mind, and now she's searching for the brain. | true |
How would i describe myself in three words? eats anything. beyonce. | true |
Olivia wilde's oscar dress 2014 shows off her blossoming belly (photos) | false |
Did you hear that castro's body double retired? he was tired of playing second fidel. | true |
Here are some christmas jokes to get you through the day | false |
Navy hospital removes staffers for calling babies 'mini satans' on social media | false |
When someone says no biggie, i reply with not since 97 and immediately break down crying | true |
So everybody hates crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!some of you f*ckers are lying! | true |
Top five gifts for the new and seasoned momtographer | false |
Arie luyendyk jr. announced as next 'bachelor' in surprise twist | false |
Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey? the games take 3 months to play! | true |
Comey declines invitation to testify before senate intelligence committee | false |
What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair | true |
A cat goes to the vet with a septic infection. hello pus, said the vet. | true |
From hunter to hunted: 5 attraction marketing strategies to pull in more prospects | false |
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. she seemed surprised. | true |
Water is wet and trolls are already body-shaming amy schumer over 'barbie' movie | false |
What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it? baster! baster! | true |
The funniest joke i have ever seen on /r/funny you. | true |
In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria? i mean a bacteria.thank you ladies and germs. | true |
All the toilets at the police station were stolen! the police have nothing to go on. | true |
What do you call an unused piano? a keybored | true |
Smithsonian says museum will include mention of bill cosby sexual assault accusations | false |
Luke skywalker uses the force. the force uses chuck norris. | true |
Why the elf on the shelf will not be coming to my house | false |
A perfect failure: why the 401(k) has been a flop | false |
Government lets trump off the hook for his washington hotel conflict of interest | false |
Trump threatens shutdown because he didn't get what he wants in spending deal | false |
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