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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? bob hop. | true |
8 suggestions for a really fascinating (!) election night | false |
Jared fogle's victims to benefit from groundbreaking plea deal | false |
Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator. | true |
Why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands | true |
Why does dr pepper come in a bottle? because his wife is dead. | true |
Becoming selfish: a case for radically loving you | false |
My friend has a thing for sinking ships they go down quicker. | true |
What do you get when you mix nyquil and miralax? relaxatives. | true |
Don't you dare sell the atlanta falcons short! | false |
Say what you want about deaf people... am i right!? | true |
A 'jim's dozen' is 11, because i take one for myself. | true |
Humpty sharma ki dulhania (humpty sharma's bride); hindi, with english subtitles | false |
How do you get a blonde on a roof? tell her drinks are on the house. | true |
Debris found in south africa could be from missing flight mh370 | false |
Chronic traumatic encephalopathy season (aka football season) starts today | false |
The new york times sheds a tear for wall street paydays | false |
I haven't cleaned my car in so long that i still have paper maps in my glovebox | true |
I don't care what the fbi says, america's most wanted still sounds like an honor. | true |
Academy awards viewership hit a record low this year | false |
Why do they call it a wonderbra? because you take it off and wonder where their tits went. | true |
I only have two feelings, it's either i'm hungry or i shouldn't have eaten this much | true |
What do dothraki use to count their horses? a khalculator | true |
So a special type of animal that can turn into food does not cross something. what a chicken! | true |
Physics joke yo mama so fat she has a spin of 2 | true |
Rebel wilson says 'pitch perfect 3' is happening | false |
'ghost' caught on camera browsing in antiques store | false |
Why do people call memes dank? because they release dopameme! | true |
What university has the most brightest students and staff? university of brighton | true |
If you add 'ish' on the end of the time, you're not really late. | true |
Roseanne touts latest right-wing conspiracy theory about child sex rings in tweet | false |
5 common mistakes brides-to-be make after getting engaged | false |
Costs pose barrier to medical care for nearly one in three americans: report | false |
My insomnia has it's own toothbrush in my bathroom. | true |
I'd make a joke about jonestown... but the punch line is too long. | true |
Why was the boat disobedient? nobody gave it a stern talking to. | true |
My mom wants climate action, not breakfast in bed | false |
What is r. kelly's favorite group to feature? black guy pees. | true |
Jennifer lopez short hair: real or fake? (photos, poll) | false |
I'm so sorry but what is a fedora wearer's favourite part in music? me'lody | true |
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? a dirty kid ! | true |
What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet? a thousand dogs. | true |
I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones. | true |
What do you call a group of senior japanese comedians? comic sans | true |
Netflix first comes netflix then comes chill next comes babby because mommy forgot the pill | true |
Huffpollster: concerns about gun violence and terrorism spike after orlando attack | false |
Why did the calf cross the road? to get to the udder side | true |
What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the american civil war? the battle of gaine's mill | true |
What does it really mean to follow jesus? | false |
Jackie kennedy's white house tour once stopped the nation (video) | false |
Tesla just unveiled the quickest car you can actually buy | false |
What do baby parabola drink? their quadratic formula! | true |
Rick perry: despite indictment, 'we're moving right along' on 2016 plans | false |
Donald trump’s september fundraising shows he's not in hillary clinton’s league | false |
I went to an hiv counseling meeting... ... they are a very positive group. | true |
I don't like camels and anybody who can go a week without a drink. | true |
Why don't casinos in las vegas hire girls from california? because they, like, can't even deal. | true |
Recy taylor, whose 1944 rape inspired black women’s resistance, dead at 97 | false |
What did the tampon say to the other? nothing. they were both stuck up bitches. | true |
Her: oh, a handsome man like you must be used to compliments. me: yes, but do go on... | true |
Why is it so hard to believe race relations would improve under bernie sanders? | false |
What kind of a battery does dj khaled use? a li-ion battery. | true |
What does a man with a 10-inch penis eat for breakfast? i had a bagel. | true |
Model linda evangelista almost quit industry after being asked to strip at 16 | false |
Why is jesus' body bread? because given enough time it rises | true |
Chris crocker profiled in 'v' magazine, prepares for debut of 'me at the zoo' on hbo | false |
5 irish pubs for celebrating st. patrick's day (photos) | false |
Did you hear about the steering-wheel belt? it's driving me nuts | true |
Inner peace is already there - just discover it #peaceday | false |
There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face. | true |
Won a time machine on ebay. disappointed when i received a clock. | true |
What was schrodinger's favorite childhood book? the cat in the box by dr. seuss | true |
I have a step-stool and never met my real stool | true |
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? wiped his ass. | true |
The 'new girl' guide to nail art, according to zooey deschanel | false |
Knock knock who's there ! cyril ! cyril who ? cyril thing - no imitations here ! | true |
Supreme court favors ex-wife over widow in battle for life insurance proceeds | false |
To bad this upcoming storm isn't called harry because: https://imgflip.com/i/gumlv | true |
Melissa rivers shares beautiful throwback photo of joan rivers | false |
I like my women like i like my... ...grades: covered in b's. | true |
Rap star rick ross put on life support: report | false |
Why did the cowboy get a daschund? because someone told him to get along little doggie. | true |
What are the world's most social travel destinations? | false |
What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns? scissor sisters *ba-dum-tiss* | true |
What did the orphan get for christmas? lonely. | true |
Baby boy dies after being left in hot car for 40 minutes | false |
The host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so i went back home to bed | true |
2 more states may give abused pit bulls a fighting chance | false |
5-year-old channels solange knowles for perfectly recreated album cover | false |
It turns out my partner is a woman, so what does that make me? | false |
If smart guys like dumb girls, and dumb guys like dumb girls, who likes smart girls? cats. | true |
How did the hipster burn himself? he drank his coffee before it was cool. | true |
3 things you need to make your 'new normal' just plain normal | false |
Compassionate mexican documentary screens at the istanbul film festival: no place like home | false |
Why are blonde jokes so short? so that men can remember them. | true |
Here is a picture of kanye west grabbing kim kardashian's butt | false |
My kids are really competing for least favorite today. | true |
Did you hear about that actress that stabbed herself? reese something? no it was with her knife | true |
I got a really good knock knock joke. ok, you start. | true |
Why doesnt justin bieber shop at sports authority? cause he prefers dicks. | true |
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