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Q: why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? a: breasts don't have eyes. | true |
'a rising tide lifts all boats,' but the boatless are left to suffer | false |
French girls are great... for example, my french girlfriend taught me how to eat out in the bush. | true |
Philosophy the microdelivery triple-acid brightening peel: beauty lab | false |
Dad: where were you? earth wire: hanging out with live and neutral dad: you grounded | true |
Vatican's finance czar defends spending by his office | false |
The 9 best videos of people losing it after villanova’s game-winner | false |
What did hitler say when the barber shaved his head? mine hair!! | true |
Spent the entire day milking a single almond. | true |
Pope francis lands near washington for first trip to the united states | false |
Boy with down syndrome sings his heart out in duet with older sister | false |
How did the farmer find his wife? he tractor down. | true |
John oliver: even mickey mouse would tell scott pruitt to 'go f**k himself' | false |
Why should you be afraid of a white man in prison? because you know he's guilty. | true |
Here is the march madness weekend tv schedule | false |
An empathic musical orchestra -- a string of new relationships | false |
Arby's employee keeps job after refusing to serve police | false |
Hilary rhoda shows her love for karl lagerfeld: look of the day | false |
Dalai lama warns against scapegoating muslims after orlando shooting | false |
What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode? sku me | true |
Postcards from lebanon: part 15 in a series of cancer-related commentary (cycle 6) | false |
Former iowa officials wonder what happened to the chuck grassley they knew | false |
It took donald trump 8 days to bring the u.s. to the brink of a constitutional crisis | false |
Nypd officer shoots woman who tried to attack him with baseball bat, police say | false |
What do you do when you see a spaceman? you park, man! | true |
Who is the poorest in england? the tooth fairy! | true |
7 people got totally tongue-tied after trying spanish tongue twisters | false |
This stubborn pooch is all of us not wanting to get out of bed | false |
Question: what's the major cause of divorce? answer: once is not enough. | true |
Tiny homes: authentic mongolian yurt for sale (photos) | false |
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of three? because it says no trespassing. | true |
Cam newton just signed a contract with mcdonalds. he will be promoting turnovers. | true |
Idina menzel takes back comments about 'frozen' sequel | false |
What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president? pardon me. | true |
Sloth images feature photogenic creatures rescued after home destroyed in suriname (photo, video) | false |
What do you call a sleep-walking nun? a roman catholic | true |
A mama's self-analysis as her firstborn heads to kindergarten | false |
Hall of mirrors: my daughter's battle with anorexia | false |
I heard it through the grapevine: motown's prospects are looking up | false |
10 places in europe you never thought you could afford | false |
Betsy devos is the least qualified candidate for secretary of education ever | false |
What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? (oc) brats! | true |
Why barack obama should pick a republican for attorney general | false |
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap. filthy bastards. | true |
My friend eric is having some real issues and shit is real bad for him... he's constipated | true |
Georgia salpa: kim kardashian's long lost twin? (photos, poll) | false |
When life gives you melons... you're probably dyslexic | true |
In honor of labor day (get it?), here are 18 pregnant celebrities | false |
Just go ahead and arrest the psychopaths who still have egg avatars. | true |
Mom: do the dishes me: i cant im ugly | true |
What do you say when trying to catch the elevator? hodor! hodor! | true |
17 places you have to visit to truly understand | false |
What's the difference between fat and cholesterol you don't wake up with a cholesterol | true |
Pippa middleton book: the author confronts critics in the telegraph | false |
This iphone x unveiling parody doesn't pull any punches | false |
Ohio legislator says students should be able to bring guns to school | false |
911 call: police chief tries to explain how he shot his wife | false |
I'm into homosexual necrophilia. ...tom said, in dead earnest. | true |
Celebrity hair color that is making us seriously nostalgic | false |
People at work - photographs by tim allen | false |
George h.w. bush: america’s last foreign policy president | false |
Teacher: ok class bring your dioramas to the front of the class me: oh no... | true |
Jennifer lawrence films cameo for 'dumb and dumber' sequel | false |
What's green and hairy and skies down a mountain a skiwi | true |
The dirty truth: most parents hate summer vacation | false |
What did the abortionist have for breakfast? scrambled eggs =p | true |
You call us malcontents and dissidents like it's a bad thing | false |
Paper boi faces his ghost in the latest episode of ‘atlanta’ | false |
5 drinks to never, ever order on a first date | false |
I have ptsd from catching a glimpse of a co-worker's pale belly roll during a meeting. | true |
I met the inventor of the trampoline. he's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy. | true |
Obama should price carbon emissions to curb climate change, report argues | false |
Where do they send female terrorists? guantanamo bae. | true |
Mars: hello. me: is your water running. mars: yes. me: well you better go catch it! | true |
Waiting, wishing and blaming: how is fear keeping you stuck? | false |
An abandoned adventure is in your own backyard (photos) | false |
Stress can cancel out the benefits of 'healthy' fat | false |
Why do so many italian men wear mustaches? so they can look like their mothers. | true |
Culturally speaking... having a mcdonald's in a walmart is like finding a cyst in a tumour. | true |
You're so beautiful i can't describe it with words.. but numbers can. 3/10. | true |
How many stones does it take to kill 3 birds? one.. one stone. | true |
Warning: this film may contain nudity. either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time. | true |
Cyndi lauper likens donald trump to adolf hitler in ferocious radio interview | false |
Vanilla ice surprises us by launching a new lighting design collection (photo, video) | false |
Which came first: the chicken or the egg? trick question; the rooster. | true |
Q: how do you catch a squirrel? a: climb in a tree and act like a nut. | true |
Holocaust survivor receives high school diploma at age 88 | false |
My daydream solution to organizing my house is always arson. | true |
What's the most useful material? scratch. you can make anything from scratch. | true |
'mad men': don draper's 1962 life in 2012 dollars | false |
'hey kids, daddy had cancer' and other non-starters | false |
Dancing with the stars' cheryl burke talks spray tanning with allure (photos) | false |
I'm afraid my dog is an alcoholic. she just can't seem to hold her licker. | true |
Him: what traumatic event lead to you not believing in god? me: oh, um, science. | true |
Emotional eating, or is it really just poor nutrition? | false |
8 great florida beach towns for bicycling (photos) | false |
Introducing: new workout music from the healthy living team | false |
False alarm at république causes people to run for their lives | false |
James cameron-themed 'bazaar' spread styles up 'titanic,' 'terminator' (photos) | false |
Praia de iracema is the place you should have been this week | false |
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