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Rick steves' european christmas: stille nacht, heilige nacht in austria | false |
Flower power -- how your child can blossom fully | false |
A single genetic tweak could explain how zika transformed into a devastating virus | false |
Google ‘does not intend to be a car manufacturer,’ execs say | false |
What is it called when there is bread all over the place? an abundance | true |
What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called? a singer | true |
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? elephino! | true |
What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep? they count sheeple. | true |
Have you heard the new hipster joke? yea, i have it on vinyl. | true |
Kathy griffin lawyers up to address 'bullying' from trump family | false |
My wife is like listening to my favorite music with the volume up. fucking the neighbour. | true |
What did russia say to ukraine after the conflict was over? cry me a peninsula. | true |
I'm surprised microsoft didn't resurrect bing crosby to counter google's ad. | true |
Bloomberg gadfly debuts in bid to shake-up financial commentary space | false |
I pulled a hamstring and a pig fell from the ceiling and gave me a hug | true |
Working in a mirror factory is something i can totally see myself doing. | true |
Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny. | true |
This election year's darwin award goes to the folks behind this political mailer | false |
Prince william and duchess kate make the best mental health team | false |
I really hate arguments about fractions. they're divisive. | true |
My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship. | true |
Me: omg, i haven't seen you in so long! her: we've never met. me: that long huh? | true |
How can you make seven even? take away the letter s. | true |
What do we want?! low flying airplane noises! when do want them?! nnnnnneeeeeeooooooowwww!!! | true |
Grammar is important. it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. | true |
Neighbors cover lawn of school for refugees with warm welcomes | false |
Mexico debuts quickie immigration clearance for some arrivals at popular airports | false |
Photographer creates moving tribute to her beloved pooch during the dog's final days | false |
Why do girls keep giving me their fax numbers? | true |
What is a norweigan's compact car of choice? a fjord fjocus. | true |
Broken government website could hurt the housing market | false |
A redhead gets a job he is now a baker, probably a gingerbread man. | true |
Warrior toddler wields metal pipe to defend grandma from authorities | false |
Watch two people use 'photo therapy’ to challenge the beach body myth | false |
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? hot cross bunnies happy easter | true |
Breast implants may make cancer harder to detect | false |
Samantha bee will caress ted cruz if this military anti-rape bill passes | false |
Avoiding stress and taxes in the cayman islands (video) | false |
You've never heard notorious b.i.g.'s 'juicy' sung like this before | false |
Turn that robert frowney jr upside downey jr. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! aida ! aida who ? aida more than i drink ! | true |
What do you call a town in the middle of the arctic ocean? an iceburgh. | true |
What does a fedora guy say on the singapore border? m'lasia | true |
Why didn't superman rescue princess diana? because he was in a wheelchair. | true |
Signing my name to a piece of musical history at red rocks amphitheater | false |
Precocious 10-year-old shares her resolutions for 2014 (video) | false |
What is a cannibal's favorite fruit? granny smith | true |
If you burn a cookie in the shape of a star wars character... ...is it crunchy or chewie? | true |
Divorce questions: the most important question to ask yourself before splitting up | false |
Supreme court stops lawyers from paying line-standers in big cases | false |
A supreme court justice predicted trump’s policing plan 50 years ago, warned of ‘totalitarianism’ | false |
We all know what this means it's just 4 trumpets! or its john cena sorry. | true |
I wonder if hitler ever thought... crap, did i turn the oven off? | true |
Top obama aide endorses tom perriello in virginia governor's race | false |
Stan lee: cinefantastique's new york comic con 2012 | false |
Katy perry hits the british singles chart with 'roar' | false |
Ultra-chill jimmy john's employee takes sweet time during armed robbery | false |
When chuck norris gives blood... ...he asks for a handgun and a bucket. | true |
All growz up with melinda hill: myq kaplan | false |
Red vaya, lamata, kopaja, busetas: how the urban poor commute | false |
If people rode their spouses like they did their brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically. | true |
Where does optimus prime go for cosmetic repairs? to the autobotty shop! | true |
How do vegetarians give blowjobs? they stick to just eating the head cheese | true |
20th century fox, paramount have no female directors through 2018 | false |
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. | true |
Democrats are trying to put the public option back on the table | false |
A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car but burned her lips on the tailpipe. | true |
The difficulty of talking to my son about race | false |
I had a joke about insanity but then i lost it. | true |
The most innovative companies in the world: 24/7 wall st. | false |
Lawmaker files removal request of texas capitol's 'indefensible' confederate plaque | false |
Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? to get a bit of light relief. | true |
Ultra marathons might be ultra bad for your heart, study suggests | false |
Why did microsoft skip windows 9? because 7 ate 9 | true |
Despite trump, federal 'tort reform' makes a hasty retreat | false |
Have you ever seen moth balls? yeah? well, how did you get their tiny legs apart? | true |
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? he was too far-out. | true |
Why this legendary food critic hasn't been hungry in 60 years | false |
Cindy crawford style evolution: from 'house of style' to hot housewife (photos) | false |
What do clouds wear during a storm? thunderwear | true |
Denim selfies: 10 models in their favorite jeans | false |
Ben carson on oregon murders: 'i would not just stand there and let him shoot me' | false |
Seriously?! officer appears to stomp on handcuffed suspect’s head | false |
What do martians have to do with the girl from ipanema? | false |
Trump's attorneys try to silence staffer accusing him of discrimination | false |
Policeman: didn't you hear my siren? motorist: sure that's why i sped up. | true |
Sam berns, well-known face of rare aging disease progeria, dies at age 17 | false |
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? ten ants ! | true |
Three french cats were sailing... there was a hole in the boat and un deux trois quatre cinq. | true |
Postcards from lebanon: part 12 in a series of cancer-related commentary (the infusion room) | false |
Want to hear a joke about coffee? decaf. | true |
Who's the roundest knight of king arthur's court? circumference | true |
Why i don't care if my daughter gets fat | false |
Scientists may have found 'internal fountain of youth' | false |
Painting is 'more than eating or breathing says self-taught syrian refugee artist in iraq | false |
It's not you, it's me - digiorno, to delivery | true |
I've been diagnosed with kleptomania... when it gets really bad, i have to take something. | true |
21st century black giving: 10 high impact principles for a new year | false |
What did one loaf of bread say to the other? weirdo. | true |
Believe it or not, big tobacco may help make anti-addiction drugs | false |
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