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Fda: pull back big pharma's veil on antibiotics sold for animal feed | false |
What do you call a silent cow canned beef | true |
North korea launches long-range rocket it says is carrying satellite | false |
Bros before hoes sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say. | true |
Kim gordon clarifies her comments on lana del rey and feminism | false |
I like to watch porn sometimes... ...just for the fucks of it. | true |
Fda approves hetlioz drug that helps regulate internal clocks of people who are blind | false |
Don't open a store on mt. everest you'd be surprised how quickly things go downhill from there... | true |
What do you call a american football team full of retards? special teams | true |
Brazil should stand firm against u.s.-led campaign to undermine venezuelan elections | false |
Do you want to buy a broken barometer? no pressure.. | true |
14 reasons why mixing gold and silver jewelry is no longer a faux pas (photos) | false |
Scientists start second phase of zika vaccine testing | false |
What's the worst thing about alcoholics? they wine too much. | true |
Here's why twitter is raging against steve bannon | false |
Naacp cites trump’s reported ‘shithole’ comment in lawsuit to protect haitians | false |
Kanye romanced kim kardashian with custom giuseppe zanotti shoes (video) | false |
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? a beer-a-cuda ! | true |
Just donated a kidney. hope somebody checks that goodwill box. | true |
Watch: hail storm footage looks like the apocalypse | false |
What i am giving thanks for this year | false |
Dha, fish oil compound, could decrease inflammation through its role in production of maresins | false |
Huffpollster: swing state poll shows hillary clinton ahead in florida | false |
My left hand is dominant. sometimes it spanks my right one. | true |
A quick and natural fix for dry eyes | false |
Statistics show that six out of seven dwarfs... ...aren't happy. | true |
First apple: you look down in the dumps. what's eating you? second apple: worms i think. | true |
Aetna's ceo proves you can prioritize people and still earn a huge profit | false |
I like my women how i like my coffee... without a dick. | true |
Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? because it's made of hide. | true |
Here's what jay leno really thinks about jimmy fallon | false |
Kristin cavallari and jay cutler welcome third child | false |
Why it's healthy to change what you believe | false |
Man to be executed for rape, murder of 15-year-old girl | false |
8 clever packed lunch hacks we stole from kids | false |
What do you call a story about a rooster? a cocktale. | true |
Its supposed to be drizzy today, so expect a lil wayne. | true |
Watch elizabeth warren destroy gop health care bill in constituent meeting | false |
Mom's homophobic response to gay dads' birthday invite was a radio show hoax | false |
Honey i shrunk the oreos just kidding they're mini oreos stop crying | true |
What's a vampire's favorite dance? the fang tango. | true |
Huffpost hill - snowboarding pug video (no donettes, though, sorry) | false |
I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... i'm afraid that it isn't going to change.... | true |
What does an african child's mom say when it doesn't finish its dinner? what mom? | true |
5 things you would never think to ask a wedding planner | false |
Well my friend was raped by a troupe of mime artists... they did unspeakable things to her. | true |
Why did the crab hate to share? he was a little shellfish. | true |
Why were there only 1000 people at the million mexican march? they only had 2 trucks. | true |
New 'deadpool' trailer is the perfect nsfw christmas gift | false |
Duro olowu for j.c. penney is store's first foray into designer collaborations (photos) | false |
This one goes out to the parents who never get to see grown-up movies | false |
What do you call a gay asian? caucasian | true |
People who mispronounce grand prix... ...are just grand pricks. | true |
Diarrhea is actually hereditary. it runs in your jeans. | true |
Amie klujian talks back lot bash women’s festival for chicago pride (audio) | false |
Blue ivy is beyoncé's mini-me in matching swimsuit | false |
Freedom caucus, fox news triggered trump's spending bill veto threat | false |
The name is bond. james bond. james melvin crazy legs bond. | true |
Credit unions are easily forgiven -- banks, not so much | false |
Just left walmart. all the cute well behaved kids must be at target. | true |
Why you should get your blood pressure checked in both arms | false |
Hillary clinton's campaign turns over email list to dnc | false |
Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen? they are afraid of triggers. | true |
On getting old: you may be aging gracefully, but are you aging fearlessly? (video) | false |
Lisa lampanelli opens up about learning to feel confident in her 50s | false |
God grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions i will not read. | true |
The most beautiful fashion show we saw on twitter this week | false |
East village's iconic pommes frites plans to reopen after devastating fire | false |
Donald trump endures most painful insult yet on the campaign trail | false |
Wedding vows: why it's worthwhile to write your own | false |
I visited the ghetto once... didn't see much, i was in the luggage of a car blindfolded. | true |
Here's what kanye got kim for mother's day | false |
Suspicious secret messages found in presidential candidates' names | false |
Katy perry hits 'saturday night live,' plays 'roar' and 'walking on air' | false |
If you pretend you're skimming you can straight up throw rocks at people. | true |
My wife asked me to stop singing wonderwall... ... i said maybe... | true |
Surgery tips: secrets your surgeon won't tell you | false |
Riverdance was invented by an irish family with 7kids but only one toilet. | true |
Socialism jokes are only funny... ...if everybody gets them. | true |
What do you call a bull that masturbates? beef stroganoff | true |
Cecile richards makes the case for planned parenthood dressed in all red | false |
Parks and rec's leslie in famous wedding gowns | false |
What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bend over? doughnuts. | true |
Emotions are like shit sometimes you've gotta let it out | true |
Everything you need to know about seoul fashion week | false |
What's black and doesn't work? a broken light bulb you racist bastard. | true |
Have you ever seen ray chales wife? neither has he. | true |
Everyone made the same joke about election night déjà vu after the super bowl | false |
7 things americans can learn from life in spain | false |
Katie holmes: 'i'm not so different than i was at 20' | false |
Wedding couple does lightsaber duel instead of first dance | false |
My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer it's like taking a handy from a baby! | true |
What did yoda say to a golfer may the course be with you | true |
Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff? tequila | true |
Faith groups rally against racism on anniversary of martin luther king jr.'s death | false |
Gett: the trial of viviane amsalem or, the craziness of israeli society | false |
Dear victoria's secret: don't become the next frederick's of hollywood | false |
Coca-cola solves the obesity epidemic: the chairs caused it! | false |
Have you ever read the longest joke in the world? now you have. | true |
Protesters ask america to wall off donald trump, not mexico | false |
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