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Watch this truck drag a car for 16 miles after smash, and try not to wince | false |
Prince william gives moving advice to teen who lost his mom to cancer | false |
How our schools can better serve children of divorce | false |
How is the quran like weed? burning that shit will get you stoned. | true |
10 tips for cooking with toddlers and preschoolers | false |
Me: what is a librarian's favourite food? dog: me: shushi lmao dog: | true |
The thing about blind prostitutes... you gotta hand it to em' | true |
I like my coffee how i like my slaves... free. | true |
April showers bring may flowers... ...but mayflowers bring smallpox. | true |
What's the best thing about being black? not having to listen to awful dad jokes. | true |
Why sachin tendulkar never sweat? because he has huge fans! | true |
What do you call a chinese orange? a mandarin | true |
I was diagnosed as infertile at 20 -- and then i got pregnant | false |
7 ways to get happy this new year | false |
Why does amelia earhart still resonate in the 21st century? | false |
Swimming officials show what the olympics should be all about | false |
What 'breaking bad' can teach us about wedding planning | false |
One of napa's best dining experiences isn't at a restaurant -- it's at a winery | false |
Nike middle east's badass new ad breaks barriers and defies stereotypes | false |
All life is precious. unless you're an accountant, then you welcome sweet death. | true |
The lipstick shade that will get you excited for fall | false |
Baby i wanna love you across the face with a romance shovel. | true |
New developing nations leader has big plans to crack down on global tax dodging | false |
It takes a woman to make a man a millionaire... ...but first, he must be a billionaire. | true |
I can help anyone quit smoking by spraying them with hair spray as they light their cigarette. | true |
I forgot to take my wallet out of my pants in the washer. i have committed money laundering. | true |
What do you call a dog with no legs? it does not matter the dog is not coming | true |
What prize did the dead body receive? atrophy | true |
Why don't neo-nazis use the forward button on their browsers? because they alt-right instead. | true |
Wife: did you get the cat out of the tree? me wasn't a cat | true |
'how to walk in high heels' class teaches important skill to nyc women | false |
Woman blown over by jet propulsion on st. maarten beach (video) | false |
Here’s where to get help choosing obamacare plans | false |
To me, mean pictures aren't funny (even the really funny ones) | false |
Sign up to stand up for global academic freedom | false |
Jenny mccarthy sounds off on controversial hillary clinton gay joke | false |
Stephen colbert debuts hilarious impression of anthony scaramucci | false |
Samantha bee returns to late night in january for 'full frontal with samantha bee' | false |
If my mouth could get pregnant, an entire box of fudge-pops would be taking paternity tests. | true |
Despite tough talk, the trade deficit is up under trump | false |
Don't get a jamaican hairdo... i did and i have been dreading it ever since. | true |
Jerry hall's nautical beach look...and how to get it (photos) | false |
Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a taxidermist. | true |
Charlie the unicorn 4: one of youtube's first viral hits returns after 3 years (video) | false |
What do you call a gay town in new mexico? albuqueerque. | true |
Kelly ayotte's daughter wants to be the 'first woman president' of the united states | false |
What did the cherokee-polish couple name their firstborn? running stupid | true |
Zara home us launch is everything we expected and more (photos) | false |
Barack obama meets with 6-year-old who wanted to open his home to a syrian child | false |
I would imagine that super bowl 50 will be one l of a game. if you're british. | true |
Americans' dim views of islam have gotten a little worse | false |
Restless leg syndrome: still a mystery, and linked to other health problems | false |
What is it called when two lawyers are fighting? civil war | true |
Will the delhi bonhomie lead to a new era in pakistan-india relations? | false |
Why am i excited about this guy who would be king? | false |
Feast your eyes on this '7th heaven' reunion | false |
Big banks raise rates as investors bet they'll benefit from fed's move | false |
Planned parenthood sues kansas over plan to cut medicaid funding | false |
What's long, hard and covered in blood? the boston marathon! | true |
What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question? b) | true |
Long-married couple of 83 years, max and lavere robinson, die three days apart | false |
Me: *holding my crying newborn son* there. there. i also find myself very upsetting. | true |
This is how you squash burnout for good | false |
What do you call a small dog? a subwoofer! | true |
Ukraine begins to cut off transportation to crimea | false |
Im going bananas is what i tell my bananas before i leave the house. | true |
Wax on, wax off parenting: how to stay focused and calm while getting things done | false |
What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? a cyclepath | true |
Hey do you know deanda? deanda dis dick!!! ha! got eeem! | true |
What is the volume of monica lewinsky's mouth? about one u.s leader. | true |
Sorry i was trying to get out of a beanbag chair. | true |
What does no one want but will always take refugees | true |
Bald fleas q; what do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? a: homeless. | true |
On an analog clock, 6:30 is the best time of day... hands down | true |
Volcanoes, not meteorite, killed dinosaurs, new study suggests | false |
What it takes to convict a killer cop | false |
Alan thicke's wife says she feels 'gut-wrenching sadness' after his death | false |
After my injury, it’s time to head back to school | false |
Son fatally beats elderly father and cousin's wife in port st. lucie | false |
What is cheating? philadelphians asked to define infidelity | false |
Obama's policy on isis and syria set to implode | false |
Ex-pro boxer killed 18-month old baby and her mother, cops say | false |
Big brown bats call 'dibs' on their food, study shows | false |
Kendall jenner rides a horse in her underwear to promote her brand, because of course | false |
Puppy-kicking ceo charged in elevator incident (graphic video) | false |
Let's make sure there's 3 miles of handicap parking. -walmart | true |
Rand paul hopes to reach minority communities with new proposal | false |
The person who invented knock knock jokes... deserves a no bell prize. | true |
Did you hear about the coprophile? he got off through a process of elimination. | true |
Me: this new flavour of pringles is horrible. wife: you're eating a tube of tennis balls. | true |
What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? silicone valley | true |
Why did i break up with my spare change? it was too clingy | true |
5 black people walk into a restaurant... and the first one says, table for three please. | true |
Former gop sen. gordon humphrey: 'seriously sick' trump must be replaced asap | false |
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem... ...comes out of nowhere. | true |
Tuesday's morning email: rnc returns to roy moore campaign, despite sexual misconduct claims | false |
Where does the emperor keep all his past dead sith's gear for display? the sithsonian. | true |
What causes a pilot to cry after sex? ...the (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/mace_(spray) | true |
Here are photos from the u.s.-china state dinner | false |
Parents in northern greece say they don't want refugee children in their schools | false |
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