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Maryland man charged with theft of classified government material | false |
Top golfer dustin johnson skipping olympics over zika fears | false |
46 best vines of the week, in one video: aug. 17 - aug. 25, 2013 | false |
Lindsey graham is back at work on the hill, but he's still going after donald trump | false |
On donald trump and white leftists who want to build bridges | false |
Q: how do blondes pierce their ears? a: they put tacks in their shoulder pads. | true |
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. it was sole-destroying. - alex horne | true |
I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft | true |
Yes, internet, fishbras are now a thing (you're welcome) | false |
If 50 is the new 30, then dead is the new 80. | true |
In their first joint interview, donald trump and mike pence can't quite get on the same page | false |
Wealthy trump donors buy access and tax breaks | false |
Why is walmart trying to make the 'crotilla' the new cronut? | false |
Florida gov. rick scott tells congress to 'show up' in fight against zika | false |
Paul karason dead: blue man dies after heart attack, stroke (video) | false |
Report: white house rushed condolences to gold star families | false |
This is how you know you've finally found 'the one' | false |
Site 'liar liar trump on fire' gets creative with fact-checking the republican nominee | false |
Bernie sanders throws his hat in with montana populist rob quist | false |
Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance? there wasn't a punch line. | true |
A blind man walked past the fish store. he said hi, girls. | true |
What did the left boob say to the right boob? you're my breast friend. | true |
What does bmw stand for? black man working | true |
White men and the displacement of the sovereign god | false |
Why are fiat cars named as such? because they aren't really worth anything. econ 101 humor. | true |
How black churches are helping their communities get access to healthy food | false |
What goes oo ooo oooo? a cow with no lips. | true |
Adoption needs to become a buzz word in the social lexicon of america | false |
Puppies predict the kentucky derby on 'fallon' (video) | false |
How do birds learn to fly? they just wing it. | true |
How is it when my son has homework,i have to be involved?? dude,i already did my time. | true |
Offensive joke (orlando) the only straight thing in orlando are the bullets | true |
Why don't aliens eat clowns? because they taste funny. | true |
Take a (virtual) post-holiday detox at budapest's szechenyi thermal baths | false |
9 tips on how to prepare for (new older) motherhood over 40, 45 and 50 | false |
What is a hamburger's favourite story? hansel and gristle! | true |
Report: la times to lay off 50 staffers | false |
Jennifer lawrence continues her winning streak as she tops our best-dressed list this week (photos) | false |
Prince harry, uncle, wants to make sure prince george has 'fun' | false |
Teamwork secrets we can learn from the bryan brothers | false |
The only reason you ever need to get serious about your health | false |
Historic black church attacked in charleston had deep roots in civil rights, abolition | false |
6 winter games getaways to unleash your inner olympian | false |
U.k. to investigate cambridge analytica, asks facebook auditors to stand down | false |
Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? they taste funny! | true |
8 times jada pinkett smith totally nailed the whole parenting thing | false |
My husband suffers in silence louder than any person i know | true |
United airlines wants you to be its next public relations manager | false |
Have you ever tried eating a clock? it is very time consuming | true |
Hollywood father-son duo teams up against donald trump on twitter | false |
Will the democratic nominee for 2016 take on the moneyed interests? | false |
Drinking american beer is like making love in a canoe... it's fucking too close to water. | true |
What do you call the deaf man with no limbs? whatever you want. | true |
How two ivy league wunderkinds are taking on the world's most prestigious sailing race | false |
Britney rocks short shorts and high heels for a day at disneyland | false |
Ama character from the universal studios harry potter world really! i'm sirius! | true |
Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. its actually jackdawbars | true |
Does this make me look fat? 3 inanimate objects messed with my self-esteem | false |
'spiritual home cleanse' sites promise to get rid of the ghosts in your home, seriously | false |
9 songs that speak to your soul as much as they did in 2005 | false |
How do i change the ring on my phone to an onion ring? | true |
Anderson cooper's show mocks vacationing donald trump with snarky chyron | false |
This guy's game is so bad, he can't get pussy from a dead cat. | true |
Women should not be allowed to eat they always poop afterwards | true |
Alec baldwin's trump takes on obamacare and golden showers on 'snl' | false |
Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? sold his soul to santa. | true |
Going to youtube with your vpn set to germany on :/ | true |
7 shoes men can wear in the rain without looking like they're going fly-fishing | false |
My girlfriend says i listen to too much linkin park. but in the end, it doesn't even matter. | true |
What doesn't kill you just makes you injured and really pissed off. | true |
Clinically dead: what does hosni mubarak's formerly reported condition mean? | false |
Did you fall from heaven? because you look like satan. | true |
I think my girlfriend is starting to gain weight. she's starting to fit into my wife's clothes. | true |
The gf goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild * sleeps in middle of bed | true |
Restaurant no shows pay the price for ditching reservations | false |
Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office... it's titled, and my fax. | true |
There is a new plan to stop wall street raiders from preying on main street companies | false |
A sci-fi magazine created entirely by writers and editors with disabilities is coming | false |
The other day a clown held the door open for me. it was a nice jester. | true |
Woman fired after flipping off trump's motorcade sues former employer | false |
Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar don't worry, its kinda fishy | true |
The oldest living pirate turned 80 today and had this to say. aye matey! | true |
What's black and white and green all over? a black environmentalist. | true |
This ad combines the internet's 2 favorite addictions: cats and selfies. and it's adorbz | false |
Prince harry opens up about losing princess diana while visiting orphans in brazil | false |
The ‘friends' theme song, performed by your favorite film characters | false |
What do you call a hispanic midget? a paragraph. he's too short to be called esse. | true |
What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates? a sweet potato. | true |
Geography puns so i was trying to look up some geography puns, but i couldn't find any. | true |
Blended family friday: meet susan and peter's family | false |
Every thanksgiving i say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame. | true |
When's a door not a door? when it's ajar. | true |
16 signs of women's cancers: a healthy woman checklist, part 2 | false |
A plastic kitchen seemed like a great idea in the 1950s (photo) | false |
Angelina jolie school to be funded by jewelry line (photos) | false |
For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world. #mindblowing | true |
I'm still not convinced mitt romney was born. | true |
New year's eve nail art ideas from pinterest (photos) | false |
Spanx are awesome, but women need a skirt slip too (photos) | false |
But i love food, why would it want to poison me? :( | true |
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