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How this gay rodeo is shaking up arkansas | false |
How many french men does it take to conquer paris? no one knows, it's never been done. | true |
A termite walks into a bar... he walks up to the counter and asks is the bartender here? | true |
Why does gru speak with an accent? because he's arminion. | true |
Y'all tweet like you don't know it only takes 2 doctors to commit you. | true |
Julia louis-dreyfus's sons did the sweetest thing for her last day of chemo | false |
What do a communist and communism itself have in common? neither one works. | true |
Federal judge rules handcuffing little kids above their elbows is unconstitutional | false |
Keke palmer isn't offended by racial stereotypes on 'scream queens' | false |
Puerto rico governor calls white house after trump's unsettling fema tweets | false |
What does a pig use for his skin? oinkment. | true |
Meg whitman's pay package tops $15 million after hp posts net loss in 2012 | false |
Don't trust anybody who owns a working printer. | true |
Changing horses midstream: video content in the 21st century | false |
Oh, snap! slow mo guy puts tongue in mouse trap, regreths it | false |
So that's why a ball drops in times square on new year's | false |
Why did the bees go on strike ? because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers ! | true |
3 am phone call, hey, are you asleep? nope, im skydiving. | true |
Steer clear of the cold: how to boost your immune system while traveling | false |
High school students serve as pallbearers at homeless people's funerals | false |
Local news reports a kidnapping at a school it's okay though, she woke up. | true |
Cheating problem: should you tell a friend you think her husband is cheating? | false |
Victoria beckham calls balancing family life and career 'a juggling act' | false |
How do you make a cat bark? soak it in lighter fluid, throw a match on it. woof! | true |
What mark zuckerberg and pope francis talked about in their meeting | false |
A photo of reese witherspoon with emilia clarke is blowing fans' minds | false |
Sudan official: woman sentenced to death for 'apostasy' to be freed soon | false |
Take a look inside yellowstone, one of america's wildest places | false |
If the charleston killer had been playing call of duty... ...he would have 9 to 0 racial | true |
Doctor to run across the u.s. in support of kids' health care | false |
Golfer adam scott's wife had a baby today it was a cesarean but he didn't make the cut. | true |
Kathy griffin is sick of the 'same middle-age white guys' on late night tv | false |
I just ate a breakfast of champions. there's. blood. everywhere. | true |
Giuliani says mueller will wrap up trump obstruction probe by september: report | false |
Why does skeleton soup taste so poor? it lacks body | true |
What do you say if your mom sees you having sex? you say: look mom, no hands! | true |
How to you make an octopus laugh? ...you give it ten tickles | true |
Give me a kiss to build a dream on | false |
How to be organized: 10 steps to organizing anything | false |
Women hate it when you call them ma'am or sleep with their friends. | true |
In new novel, houellebecq imagines france with a muslim president | false |
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! | true |
Hear 911 call of ‘too high’ guy found surrounded by doritos | false |
Tokyo micro apartment photographs capture the beginning of 'tiny home' movement (photos) | false |
The crouton cone: your salad just got more portable | false |
These photos of shelter dogs as famous authors are awesome | false |
News for high schools: digital media plus teaching equals support for freedom | false |
Why does an elephant have 4 feet? because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches. | true |
Why you should be able to use medicare when retiring abroad | false |
Stevie wonder have you seen stevie wonders wife & kids lately? - no? neither has he | true |
I can give you the reason for anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. | true |
Yesterday i tried to catch the fog... mist. | true |
I like my beer like i like my violence.. domestic | true |
How do you know your wife's dead? the sex is the same but the dishes pile up. | true |
Eyebro what did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving? eyebro. i will see myself out. | true |
Oh, no!!! watch mr. bill, gumby and pokey get buried in blizzard time lapse | false |
Why i'm not texting you back right away (or at all) | false |
Why does dr. pepper come in bottles? because his wife died. | true |
Nick jonas' turtleneck wins the american music awards red carpet | false |
Why was john lennon so ashy? because he was cremated | true |
Women are opening their own businesses in afghanistan, whether men like it or not | false |
Have you heard that joke they don't tell gays? | true |
My dog can eat more condoms than your honor student. | true |
Sarah palin's supergirl shirt makes a splash at missouri gop rally (video) | false |
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? it speaks in polly-syllables! | true |
Pity porn: the unlikelihood of an unbiased porn doc | false |
'it's over,' donald trump says, eyeing victory in indiana | false |
Marilyn manson injured as stage prop collapses at nyc concert (update) | false |
Why they never refuel in fast and furious? vin diesel | true |
The seismic shift in irish values, and one reason it happened | false |
What do you call a chat site for terrorists? allahu chatbar. | true |
How do you get pikachu on to a boat? you pokemon | true |
Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence? to see what was on the other side. | true |
How many redditors does it take to point out a repost? all of them. | true |
The problem of health inequity unites us all | false |
So sir, have you decided whether or not you'd like to buy this mattress? i'll sleep on it | true |
Democrats add major abortion rights pledge to proposed platform | false |
Want to be an ally to all marginalized people? stop using these everyday words | false |
Inside jessica alba's stylish and kid-friendly headquarters for the honest company (photos) | false |
Melania trump tells un leaders to be more 'accountable' for what children see online | false |
What do you get when you cross rogaine with viagra? don king | true |
Hate your job? 5 things to do before you quit | false |
Haha, imagine dragons. what a dumb band name. -neutral milk hotel fans | true |
Donald trump repeats call for nfl boycott to stop anthem protests | false |
Mara wilson on dealing with mental illness in the public eye | false |
Trump's state of the union victory lap on isis is garbage | false |
Chicago elections chief got lobbying contracts from rahm emanuel's administration: report | false |
Baby raccoons orphaned and left on a junk pile | false |
Ignorance is only bliss until you wish you knew the answer | true |
Kelly clarkson's sleek super bowl hair (photo, poll) | false |
Pro athletes test bobbi brown's new makeup line to prove it's sweat-proof | false |
Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women. | true |
Doctors have discovered a new strain of ebola in israel they have appropriately named it heebola. | true |
Why did the sperm cross the road? i put on the wrong socks this morning. | true |
A botanist's guide to chocolate on valentine's day | false |
God once put his dick in a box as a gift and called it the omnipresent. | true |
#rapready2wear is the best hashtag and more tweets of the week (photos) | false |
What the democratic party does well: doing itself in | false |
Rem sleep behavior disorder linked with parkinson's, mild cognitive impairment: study | false |
My story about being a young black girl in america matters | false |
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