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'blizzard baby' nohely delivered during snowstorm with help of national guard | false |
Khloe kardashian channels priscilla presley in insta pic | false |
Did you all hear about diarrhea being hereditary? it supposedly runs in your jeans. | true |
Man attacks pregnant wife with mcchicken sandwich: cops | false |
Put down the cooking gadgets and clean up | false |
I like to go fishing from time to time... just for the halibut. | true |
Steve jobs' widow begged dicaprio, bale not to play her husband | false |
Amid health care battle, trump takes moment to attack snoop dogg | false |
Why was doughman the only hero to rise up and help? because he was kneaded. | true |
60% of parents have distracted their kids with a smartphone or tablet | false |
Women fake orgasms to have relationships. men fake relationships to have orgasms. | true |
(dirty!) why was the guitar teacher arrested? for fingering a minor. | true |
Why is it fun to play with matches ? they're lit. | true |
Bipartisan group of governors speaks out against latest obamacare repeal attempt | false |
Down the talent drain: where are all the female leaders? | false |
Psa: don't get a cheap circumcision. usually, it's a rip-off. | true |
Something wonderful: the king and i's ruthie ann miles talks tonys | false |
Kristen stewart reveals why she's now willing to talk more about her sexuality | false |
I tried to fix my shovel today, but i just couldn't handle it. | true |
Young enough to know i can, old enough to know i shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway. | true |
What do you call a man with 3 testicles? whodyanickabollockoff | true |
France: u.s. position on mideast peace is 'confused and worrying' | false |
Torture report: america conducts a moral reckoning. next, moral repair? | false |
Massive 'pillars of destruction' show stars destroying their own formation clouds | false |
Surfers hear baby whale crying and come running to help her | false |
A single letter is apparently enough to 'kill' syracuse's kiss cam | false |
Amanda seyfried wears totally sheer dress to sag after party (photos) | false |
My new bucket really does its job well. my old one pails in comparison. | true |
Erdogan banned turkish reporter from twitter because he doesn't care what you think | false |
Twitter is a window into what people think about heart disease | false |
I hear kleptomaniacs make the best detectives they pick up everything. | true |
Do you know what's the hardest about being a narcissist? well, when i'm looking in the mirror, me. | true |
If life gives you lemons... make lemonade if life gives you melons... you might be dyslexic. | true |
Scenes of celebration and love after ireland votes yes on gay marriage | false |
'walking dead' creator says 'old rick' will be explained in season premiere | false |
I just watched a documentary on marijuana they should all be watched that way | true |
What do you call a pensioner at a murder trial? a juryatric. | true |
These sweet coffee cup messages will bring a smile to your day | false |
I heard that virus is quite the athlete . . . ebola perfect game. | true |
You ever heard of oedipus? that guy's a real motherfucker. | true |
Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. husband: tell him i've already got one. | true |
How do you make a moth bawl? hit him with a fly swatter. | true |
Why is it called the cock? because it rises in the morning. | true |
My student loans take half my income. help. | false |
To be and not to be ~ schrodinger's hamlet | true |
*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe* so you into computers? | true |
What would be the american version of duck quacks don't echo? jet fuel don't melt steel beams. | true |
Some flint residents could face foreclosure over unpaid water bills | false |
What do you call it when a white person robs you? capitalism. | true |
If you are brave, clever and skillful, go home. you're drunk! | true |
John legend calls out 'racist' donald trump on twitter | false |
Why did serj tankian cross the road? because he wanted to... | true |
The conversations we should be having about special needs | false |
Why did the banker dump his girlfriend? he lost interest. | true |
Why did the bicycle fall over? because it was two-tired! ... i'll see myself out. | true |
What i miss about tv in the 1970s | false |
Jimmy fallon counts down his 5 favorite donald trump gaffes of 2017 | false |
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. | true |
Verbs without them we wouldn't get a lot done. | true |
Cruz headed for a win in wisconsin, but nomination is still a tall order | false |
The best songs to clean your house to, according to huffpost home | false |
Judge who ended new york's stop-and-frisk policy slams trump's idea to bring it back | false |
Proof nic cage is the rightful heir of the iron throne on 'game of thrones' | false |
The battle of the broken-hearted: how to get from empowered victim to being an empowered you! | false |
What do you call it when a homosexual asks a question? a query. | true |
10 tips for living and dealing with anxiety in relationships and families | false |
Why did prince eric leave ariel when she became a human? he was just chasing tail. | true |
Michael bennett, inspired by chance the rapper, is investing in inner cities | false |
How baublebar's founders made jewelry affordable for shoppers everywhere | false |
Once there was a king he was very poor | true |
Rajon rondo wears fake beard to honor red sox (video) | false |
The kesha tour you've been waiting for is finally happening | false |
Organic networking: carrie rich explains the power you can access anywhere, anytime | false |
For conservative christians, is engagement a one-way street? | false |
Why are iranian women always eating? they can't stop getting stoned | true |
'music is enough for a lifetime but a lifetime is not enough for music:' van cliburn (1934-2013) | false |
What i learned during my fascinating evening with madeleine albright | false |
I went out for a pelican curry last night.... it was really nice, but the bill was enormous! | true |
Watch cities spread across the planet over 5,000 years | false |
The healthiest memorial day foods at your cookout | false |
The hillary phone just like the obama phone, but it deletes all of your emails. | true |
Friends are like snow when you pee on them, they disappear. | true |
When my mom told me to stop acting like a flamingo i had to put my foot down. | true |
Let's put an end to body shaming, starting with your own | false |
What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground? possession within tent | true |
I hold my 440ml pepsi can in the same way i hold my iphone 5 with regret | true |
Mark regnerus claims viewing porn increases support for gay marriage among straight men | false |
Stranger: hey, i like your beard! me: thanks, it's really growing on me | true |
There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in funeral homes... a true wake and bake. | true |
Judge sides with dreamers over in-state tuition in georgia | false |
New poll suggests 'fake news' has almost no meaning anymore | false |
The garbage man is late. i think he's been cheating on me with some other piece of trash. | true |
Fighting rages in yemen as all sides ignore un truce | false |
What do you call a mexican firefighter? jose | true |
Hillary clinton describes how she unplugged after state department job | false |
This is the tiger that earl woods raised | false |
Chuck schumer calls on new york’s breakaway democrats to rejoin mainstream party caucus | false |
Tifu by crying at a funeral -- about my favorite team losing. sorry wrong sob | true |
Eventually we're just gonna have to accept ducking as a swear word | true |
What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? antique farm equipment. | true |
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