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Mike pence refuses to rule out torture in a trump administration | false |
Mcconnell faces mutiny on gop health care plan | false |
Herpes is such a strong word, i prefer penis sprinkles. | true |
Gop party chairman really doesn't want to talk about abolishing the irs | false |
I got an e-mail saying 'at google earth we can read maps backwards!' i thought, that's just spam. | true |
Equal doesn't mean equal yet: women's equality day, era and the story of my life | false |
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. | true |
'pebble seizure detect' is a brilliant use for smartwatches that could save lives | false |
What our grieving family needs from loved ones this holiday season | false |
20 reasons why south australia is the trip of a lifetime | false |
Trump fails to publicly acknowledge massive school walkouts | false |
French pastries are scary they give me the crepes. | true |
What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie? a salty cracker with cheese. | true |
Did you hear about the pirate porno? all hands on dick! | true |
What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ? both can climb trees, except the piano | true |
Did you hear who deez nuts is picking as a running mate? shaft. | true |
Over 4,000 families in rio have been evicted ahead of olympics | false |
Why was the monster sitting in his easter basket? he was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs! | true |
North korea policy: failure is the only option | false |
Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat? it was saturn by uranus. | true |
The two opposing world views in the white house | false |
Senators blame comey for not standing up to trump | false |
How do you piss off winnie the pooh? put two fingers in his honey. | true |
What do you call a bullying competition? a jerk-off | true |
What do you call a blowjob from a ginger? redhead | true |
'the happytime murders' is a very adult-themed movie with puppets | false |
America's biggest mall will close on thanksgiving so people can be with family | false |
#metoo: it took me three years to unfriend him | false |
Q:whats is fat ugly and gives good head? a:your mom oooooooooooooooooooooooo | true |
Colosseum renovations set to begin, rome attraction covered in scaffolding (photos) | false |
Lisa schulner, madewell styling director, tells us why she goes a week without washing her hair | false |
Why the bialy is better than any bagel you've ever had | false |
Trump nailed with fbi voter suppression complaint by democratic coalition | false |
What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? gagging/choking sound* | true |
Shame about the tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. he should've watched the trailer. | true |
Me: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here therapist: i know | true |
This month's children's and young adult book recommendations: january 2013 | false |
Everybody always asks my why i like chess so much... yeah | true |
Tina fey on late night with jimmy fallon: mommy's day off | false |
Somebody needs to wake up green day it's october 1st | true |
What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common? they never get old. | true |
I don't see the problem with suicide.. for me at least, it seems like a self solving issue. | true |
The flawed logic of russian sanctions (and why they might be useful anyway) | false |
Paramount residence alma by plasma studio is set in the most picturesque mountain scene (photos) | false |
My doctor said i am self destructive that explains why i voted for hillary clinton | true |
You can actually be batman with this new 3d-printed suit | false |
Great whiskeys for new year's eve celebration by john mariani | false |
Cancer in the media: my missed chance at potential therapy | false |
'empire' star malik yoba says inclusion at the oscars isn't a 'birthright' | false |
Dogs lick each other's butts to tell each other they like them. just like politicians | true |
Americans will soon order most of their food online, further shunning human interaction | false |
What's a nuns favorite day of the week? sununday. | true |
Trump's credibility is so low that americans don’t believe they’re getting a tax cut | false |
What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: august 4th-5th (photos) | false |
I’m a refugee. in america, i felt safe for the first time. now all i feel is fear. | false |
So a termite walks into a bar. he then proceeds to ask, where's the bar tender? | true |
Should i screen? study urges caution for cancer tests | false |
What do bunnies do when they get married? go on a bunnymoon | true |
Msnbc's trymaine lee returns to new orleans for katrina-anniversary coverage | false |
Top 6 things fathers should know about their workplace rights | false |
Divorce cake shows exactly what one woman thinks of her ex | false |
Stephen colbert does the real math on donald trump's promised border wall | false |
They used to be called jumpolines till your mother had a go. | true |
Why i chose a high-fashion photographer for my engagement photos | false |
I fall in love too easily. wait.. it's ditches, i fall in ditches too easily | true |
What would you call geralt of rivia if he had a sex change? the switcher | true |
'picture-perfect' day for same-sex couples at heart of supreme court case | false |
If the rapper biz markie had a female dog, he could name her... ...miz barkie i'll stop | true |
What did the constipated mathematician do? he sat down and worked it out with a pencil. | true |
Little injured fox drags his legs to man who can help him | false |
Asperger's treatment for children: how early intervention helped our 6-year-old daughter | false |
My neighbor is loud and obnoxious now i know how canada feels | true |
What's a redditors favorite imagine dragons song gold! | true |
I used to always do no shave november at least until i started growing facial hair. | true |
Can i borrow your g-string? mine broke... said one guitarist to the other | true |
Getting rid of trump 'easy': neither impeachment nor 25th amendment required | false |
Mother on trial for hitting, pinching toddler during long flight | false |
How do you defend your breath mints? tic-tactically. | true |
What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company? a good in-vest-ment | true |
Girls night out(fit): team zoe's picks for under $250 | false |
What do you call a white boxer? black and blue | true |
A lot of managers want to raise the minimum wage, too | false |
There's a new magazine for gay military members.it's mainly just photos of privates. | true |
Watch the russians laugh at trump in this video clip | false |
Aldwych tube station: abandoned station opened for tours (photos) | false |
My girlfriend doesn't give me any space in the bed, so i bought a bigger bed. | true |
These orthodontic shoes are really great! - don't you mean *orthopedic*? i stand corrected. | true |
You - the food smells wonderful me - that's me i burped | true |
'the walking dead' season 8 premiere leaves burning questions | false |
Star trek wedding: trekkies hold klingon wedding in britain (video) | false |
The most freak-tastic 'frankenfoods' to make for thanksgiving | false |
U.s. men's olympic hockey team includes first black player in 98-year history | false |
Adele fan gets more than she bargained for when singer burps while taking selfie | false |
Whats a neckbeard's favorite city in spain? m'drid | true |
Person: raise your glasses! me: hahaha! *raises bottle* | true |
What do transgender cannibals call the blood of christ? cross dressing. | true |
If you were looking for a joke about pee... urine luck. | true |
Nedra byrd arrested after 10-year old son found, naked, drunk on florida streets | false |
How do you stop a bull from charging? take away his credit card. | true |
Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo? it was otter chaos! | true |
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