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Half of americans think the nation's relationship with israel has weakened | false |
First monster: i have a hunch. second monster: i thought you were a funny shape. | true |
Just dismissed my low battery warning while watching a p*rn. it's a fight to the finish now. | true |
What did the black kid get on his sat's? barbeque sauce. | true |
What do you get when you combine a dill pickle and a doughnut? a dildo | true |
Sure i get excited when he unzips his pants. i'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag. | true |
Want a couple of pointers in life? 0x8130 and 0x8134 | true |
If you are cold just stand in a corner they are usually around 90 degrees | true |
How do deaf people meet online? simple, they just ask asl? | true |
How to get great sleep the night before a big race | false |
How do you make a whiskey sour? crush it's hopes and dreams. | true |
I saw an amateur ventriloquist the other night. the performance was a little wooden. | true |
They call my mom neutrogena she offers fast and effective hand relief for under five dollars. | true |
Why is sex like a bridge game? you don't need a partner if you have a good hand. | true |
Fuck you, stupid ass crackers!!! why won't you melt in my soup!?!? | true |
Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9! | true |
Simon helberg arrives at screen actors guild awards with 'refugees welcome' sign | false |
I like my women as i like my whiskey... 10 years old and locked in a basement | true |
Yes, it is possible to ban online misogyny | false |
What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car? dual air bags. | true |
Could the uk elections be a chance for europe? | false |
Popeye teaches us that the best reason to eat healthy is revenge. #cartoonlifelessons | true |
How regular people are helping refugees in one of western europe's largest camps | false |
Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed t-shirt? because it was far out! | true |
Why 2015 will be the year of the powerhouse woman | false |
Where do terrorists store their money? in the west bank | true |
What's the most popular type of car in turkey? coupe | true |
To win millennials, democrats need to start talking with them | false |
The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first. | true |
What's the difference between humor and odor? humor is a shift of wit. | true |
Why does santa have such a big sack? cause he only comes once a year. | true |
How do single people honor valentine's day? by celibating! | true |
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. | true |
Q: what do you give a sick bird? a: tweetment. | true |
Are you cold? go stand in a corner. they're always 90 degrees. | true |
Jennifer lopez and octavia spencer top our best-dressed list this week (photos) | false |
What do you call a fragile camera? a glass canon. | true |
How do call an idiot that has an assault rifle pointed at you? sir. | true |
Fit links: the best news about weight loss of 2013, the worst foods of the year and more | false |
What do you call a russian duke who makes butter the old fashioned way? a churn-noble! | true |
Afghan family detained at lax to be released | false |
Dennis heck midterm election results: heck defeats gop challenger | false |
Girlfriend: babe it's hot i need a fan | true |
Seth meyers explores the times 'baby' donald trump has 'lied his ass off' | false |
How a new technology could help find the next harvey weinstein | false |
L.a. city council resolution presses for donald trump impeachment probe | false |
Can you cover for me/ i missed my shift. | true |
Where did sally go during the explosion? everywhere! source: https://twitter.com/antijokes_kapil | true |
When women reach a certain age they start accumulating cats this is known as many paws | true |
Elsa: hey let it go! mugger: omg sing the rest | true |
Ted cruz calls on gop rivals to endorse his campaign to stop donald trump | false |
Got brain? investing in our most precious asset in 2013 | false |
Early time i'm on a whiskey diet, i lost three days already. | true |
If you are not your body, who are you? | false |
Amid already chaotic week, trump faces new questions on potential obstruction of justice | false |
Julianne moore on 'freckleface strawberry,' kids and the definition of bullying | false |
There are how many kinds of milk for sale? | false |
Roses are red. violets are blue. i have a gun. get in the van. | true |
Mother raised daughter as boy for 2 years in secret | false |
Trump rejects new adviser’s push to make him ‘presidential’ | false |
Your college degree won't protect you from institutional racism | false |
Woman duct-tapes her dog's mouth and brags about it | false |
Maybe the reason you're not having *sexual intercourse* is because you call it sexual intercourse. | true |
Why did i buy a black phone? so it would run faster!! | true |
I was going to make a joke about amplifiers but i got too much negative feedback. | true |
Had to have the talk with my 5yr old. he asked me where sandwiches come from. | true |
Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out. | true |
You don't sweat much for a fat chick. | true |
Teacher sets her students the funnest homework assignments ever | false |
How to find happiness in a hectic world | false |
Princess beatrice skips royal ascot for hospice visit (photos) | false |
12 secrets from people who found their own paths to success | false |
Say what you will about censorship on reddit | true |
I was gonna tell a joke about ocd... but. | true |
Dude, did you hear willy nelson's gone..? yeah..he's on the road again. | true |
Black lives matter art show organizer wants to 'wake people up to injustice' | false |
Mistaken diagnoses are much more common than you'd think | false |
Paul ryan: donald trump 'messed up' charlottesville response and 'could have done better' | false |
Introducing an election reform bill to expand voter participation nationwide | false |
What do you do when a bird shits on your windshield? don't take her on a second date. | true |
The 5 best bra fit tips -- from men | false |
If april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? smallpox and genocide. | true |
3 ways to tap into your true self | false |
What do you call the prince of england's donger? the buckingham phallus. | true |
Karl lagerfeld to pippa middleton: 'she should only show her back' | false |
Princess charlene inaugurates a starbucks in monaco (photos) | false |
Dear abercrombie: thank you for allowing us 'fat, uncool' kids to buy your clothing online | false |
What to do when you truly want to reinvent yourself | false |
Watch muhammad ali explain why he feels more free in africa than the u.s. | false |
If you're having trouble with using the correct your/you're, just use ur because ur a retard. | true |
Bill o'reilly allegedly called woman he was harassing to get dirt on another victim | false |
Doctor doctor i need something to keep my falling hair in what about a matchbox ! | true |
What do you call a mexican that lives in maine? an l.l.beaner | true |
The anti-gay right can't run forever from its history of bigotry | false |
When talking about diet, parents should leave weight out of it | false |
What do you call someone who pretends to work in a victorias secret? a panty-mime | true |
Did you know the mods on this sub are actually cows? evidence listed below. | true |
Parents peeved their kids' hatchimals are cursing up a storm | false |
Journalists push back on correspondents' association's response to michelle wolf | false |
Do you want to hear a joke about suicide? so there was this girl. | true |
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