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What the future could look like for women with sexual dysfunction | false |
'fantastic' news! dumbledore is officially coming to 'fantastic beasts' | false |
How gop senators question james comey could make or break their reputation | false |
Royal baby could be due in july, but firstborns are less likely to be born on time | false |
What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds? there is twenty of them | true |
Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend fair trade if you ask me | true |
What do you call a kryptonian who loves popcorn? kern-el | true |
What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea? a dead golfer... | true |
66 people surf their way to two world records | false |
I was going to make a nazi joke but. it is out of mein kampfort zone. | true |
I like my women like i like my coffee... microwaved for 69 seconds. | true |
What do you call a black pilot ? a pilot , you racist dumbass... | true |
Cover of 'somebody that i used to know': babies and kids sing gotye (video) | false |
Hoe many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? swan. | true |
Devin nunes’ replacements aren’t exactly eager to investigate trump-russia ties either | false |
Biggest loser recap, season 14, episode 6: bullying and the damage done | false |
Could quincy jones be any cooler in this new fashion campaign? | false |
Why do children have middle names? so they *know for sure* that they are in deep shit. | true |
The transformation of facebook into myspace is almost complete. | true |
Why hillary clinton won't say yes to a carbon tax | false |
Trastuzumab emtansine: t-dm1 drug helped breast cancer patients survive longer in study | false |
Mindfulness in the modern world: an interview with jon kabat-zinn | false |
Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with carolee schneemann as the three of spades | false |
What do you call a sad asparagus? despairagus =/ | true |
St. kitts launches probe of herpes vaccine tests on u.s. patients | false |
5 tips if you're job hunting for the first time in years | false |
What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed a eunuch corn | true |
Mlb player shows what #dadlife is all about with viral tweet | false |
How do you say constipated in german? farfrompoopin' | true |
Jane fonda style evolution: 'barbarella' babe turned 'the newsroom' showstopper (photos) | false |
What do you call an asian in a tank? a chink in the armor. | true |
Dora could get to her destination in half the time if swiper were in prison where he belongs. | true |
Refugees stranded as borders close and nations crack down | false |
For-profit school's shocking treatment of one autistic student exposed | false |
Obama family celebrates easter sunday at nineteenth street baptist church | false |
Italian cardinal sends list of purportedly gay catholic clergy to vatican | false |
My dog minton ate my shuttlecock bad minton | true |
Trey gowdy: hillary clinton wiped email server clean | false |
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? he wanted sweet and sour pork ! | true |
'game of thrones' creators promise upcoming civil war drama will be thoughtful | false |
What do you call the higher-ups of the world health organisation? the who's-who of who! | true |
My google searches read like an alien trying learn how to be a person. | true |
I like my beer like i like my neighbours white. | true |
How can you get rich by eating? eat fortune cookies. | true |
I have a crowbar in my garage. worst customers, they shit everywhere. | true |
25 street artists from around the world who are shaking up public art | false |
Can you survive five days on the amazon? | false |
The supreme court extremism of clarence thomas and chuck grassley | false |
At some point, male pick-up artists are just going to start chasing women around like benny hill. | true |
What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common? they both love ten d's | true |
Dating after divorce; the d.a.d. chronicles, part i | false |
My heart health story: i didn't know nausea and sweating are symptoms of a heart attack | false |
Fall design ideas: transitioning your decor from summer to fall (photos) | false |
Ever heard of the door knocker? no? it doesn't ring a bell? | true |
What do you call a dancing cow? a milkshake | true |
Indian chief my friend got an indian chief tattooed on his arm. his arm never worked again! | true |
Apple has already patched many of the wikileaks exploits | false |
A libertarian vote walks out of a bar ... ... and goes, god, i'm wasted. | true |
Lindsey graham slams trump aide, says white house staff making negotiations ‘difficult’ | false |
Omg... just opened a cupboard and all my postage stamps are pregna- oh wait, it's ravioli. | true |
Matt damon speaks out against donald trump's proposed border wall | false |
Divorce court; really in the best interest of the child? | false |
Donald trump's supreme court appointee to be sworn in | false |
Donepezil and memantine, key dementia drugs, should be used more: study | false |
Why do scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff? because they push back harder. | true |
What's the best way to hunt for deer? driving at midnight. | true |
Louis c.k. compares child molesting to eating candy bars on 'snl' | false |
The first rule of mormon fight flub is go door to door talking about mormon fight club . | true |
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? are they afraid someone will clean them? | true |
Maryland democratic senate primary erupts over citizens united | false |
Does anyone else's belt turn into a rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse? | true |
I unplugged for 24 hours -- and i wish it had lasted longer | false |
George zimmerman video: not guilty verdict handed down in trayvon martin case (watch) | false |
Can state environmental agencies fill in for a failing epa? | false |
You missed a big 'game of thrones' easter egg on 'the leftovers' | false |
How a hacker's typo helped stop a billion dollar bank heist | false |
I'm getting worried about this ebola virus. i mean, i've got norton but. | true |
This video proves that bernie sanders fans will do just about anything to see him | false |
What do you call a homeless man? a hobo sapien. | true |
Best food bloggers: the top 10 of september (photos) | false |
China maps out how to deal with donald trump and north korea | false |
Greg berlanti welcomes a son via surrogate: 'there is nothing i've wanted more' | false |
I have been taking notes so if you are missing notes, i probably have them | true |
This queer web series perfectly tackles kids and lgbt stigma | false |
Why didn't isaac newton drink wine? he knew better than to drink and derive. | true |
When our responses to drought make things worse | false |
Ruth bader ginsburg says supreme court 'up for grabs' if donald trump is president | false |
What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long? square eyes | true |
So my husband asked me if i anted a boob job... i replied how much does it pay? | true |
What's the difference between peanut-butter and jam ? you can't peanut-butter it into her ass ! | true |
David cameron's wardrobe malfunction is pretty embarrassing (photos) | false |
What did the super-fan sheep say to obama? you bahhhhhh-rock! | true |
How did peter parker know mary jane was cheating on him? he spied her man. | true |
I have a flight to catch but there is a cat on my lap | true |
What do you call a psychoanalysis game show? family freud | true |
Selena gomez 'couldn't be more overwhelmed' after '13 reasons why' premiere | false |
How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? none, he fell. | true |
Warren buffett says gop health care bill would 'cut the hell out of taxes for the rich' | false |
The secret life of an image consultant with a nut allergy | false |
Huffpost hill - hillary's body double shines on 'between two ferns' | false |
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