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Trump’s nativist attacks on immigrants weaken our country | false |
Cheech and chong take stoner tests for 4/20 (watch) | false |
3 gifts i hope my husband doesn't get me for mother's day | false |
Twitter has suspended 1.2 million accounts for 'terrorist content' | false |
Paradoxically, slow medicine is the best quick fix for your health | false |
Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? they can't hide behind billboards. | true |
Raf simons cries at final jil sanders show | false |
Chrissy teigen shared the cutest video of luna showing off her vocabulary | false |
10 easy chocolate desserts to make your valentine swoon | false |
Whoopi goldberg and other celebrities who have quit smoking | false |
You know what they say about tapirs?... they're nosey pigs. | true |
What do you call a cheating wife? a jenny | true |
James bond & violence: 007 movie 'quantum of solace' more violent than earlier films, study shows | false |
Irony alert: donald trump made his birther about-face on constitution day | false |
Some guy just learned the hard way why you should never taunt a goose | false |
Exclusive: new report offers proof of us hate crime rise in the trump era | false |
Now you can finally watch the infamous rob ford crack tape | false |
Trofie with arugula pesto and flash-sautéed cherry tomatoes with garlic scapes | false |
Come here you little vixen and let me take off your top. -me to my beer. | true |
Elizabeth warren gives speech on 'pocahontas' as slur, addresses claims of native ancestry | false |
What do asians do when they have erections? they vote | true |
What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? ray! | true |
Seniors in casino land: tough luck for older americans | false |
Why does donald trump dislike trees? because they're brown and don't speak english. | true |
Q: what is the best time to eat reindeer meat? a: when you're hungry. | true |
'not safe with nikki glaser' calls out colleges prioritizing sports over rape | false |
You don’t need a daughter to know trump bragging about sexual assault is vile | false |
Hatchet-wielding attacker shot dead by 7-eleven customer, deputies say | false |
Jimmy fallon & justin timberlake rap a history of 'snl' catchphrases | false |
Tamir rice's mother is opening a youth center to honor her son's memory | false |
The jews rated their trips to auschwitz... they all gave it one star. | true |
Ralph northam draws progressive ire over medicaid comments | false |
Squid, octopus color change ability tied to 'switchable' cells & water flux | false |
Gas prices linked to cost of food, shipping | false |
Like something you'd find on laffy taffy on a scale of 1-10 how high was carl? 420 | true |
I ran over some flowers when i was mowing today whoopsy-daisy! | true |
Elizabeth warren rips citigroup for weaseling wall street giveaway into government spending bill | false |
Conservative activist holds off running as a third-party candidate against kelly ayotte | false |
What did people call the nutty professor before he became a professor? mr. peanut | true |
Why do abortion clinics make bad op's? ... because they don't deliver... | true |
Why don't women need umbrellas? because it doesn't rain in the kitchen. | true |
Giving birth with a borrowed womb is not what makes you a mother | false |
Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? because they are always earwigging their conversations ! | true |
Iran space monkey fake? experts dismiss iran's rocket launch announcement as monkey business | false |
South korea working to formally end the korean war. yes, that korean war. | false |
Surgeon general koop: the legacy of a health warrior | false |
3 mistakes 'helicopter parents' make that prevent their children from growing up | false |
Hot shingles in your area get your vaccine at walgreens today | true |
'the late show' updated trump's election night speech with annotations | false |
Libertarian gary johnson: jeb bush and anti-trump republicans will vote for me | false |
Beautifully bizarre ceramic masks explore the dark side of agoraphobia | false |
Why did the illiterate man with the 11 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? tldr | true |
Cat on the skylight is a true delight | false |
Where do shoes receive their military training? boot camp | true |
Traveling during tragedy: my business trip during the boston bombing | false |
John boehner blasts obama over pace of reform at department of veterans affairs | false |
On the other hand, you have different fingers. | true |
Suicide bomb blast hits nato convoy in kabul, killing 8 civilians | false |
What kind of pants does the pink panther wear? denim denim denim denim denim denim deniiiiim | true |
Why do you keep saying flail? because fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- overheard on the train. | true |
A large hole appeared outside the local police station. they're looking into it. | true |
I met this vegetarian girl yesterday i had never met herbivore | true |
What is it called when a bull made of snow eats explosives? a bomb in a bull snowman. | true |
Russia to expel u.s. diplomats, shut down consulate in 'reciprocal' action | false |
Amid the ash of italy's pompeii alternative (photos) | false |
Over 60 members of congress condemn trump's threat to north korea | false |
I mother with my brain, not just my body | false |
Why is the ocean blue? because the fish go blublublu. | true |
Anal is like brushing your teeth. if you see blood your not doing it enough. | true |
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? they were empty. | true |
Everyone says they hate mp3 files... but i don't understand why it gets so much flak. | true |
Priest's lost puppy was much closer than he thought | false |
Twitter got to work after drake and rihanna's kiss at the mtv video music awards | false |
Many with dementia face sleeplessness: how to handle this behavioral change | false |
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? ah dam! | true |
Fallon's retro halloween video teaches you how to have fun safely | false |
The top 10 workout songs for march 2016 | false |
Jennifer lawrence's golden globes dress 2013 is a winner (photos) | false |
Wavii, summly apps serve up summarized news on the go | false |
I think i want a job cleaning mirrors. it's just something i could really see myself doing. | true |
Why did the cowboy get a daschund because he wanted to get a long little doggie | true |
How not to be an obnoxious tourist with an intrusive camera | false |
I hate russian dolls they're full of themselves. | true |
A rare charlotte brontë manuscript up for auction | false |
Yes, life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent. | true |
Why, yes, i am dressed for the weather. i am wearing a house. | true |
What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? a shit zoo. | true |
A man walks into a bar and gets a bloody nose | true |
Patrick stewart's ice bucket challenge is perfectly cheeky | false |
What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza? a pizza doesn't shoot up a school. | true |
Q: what do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? a: chelsea. | true |
Did you know there's a movie called constipated? it hasn't come out yet. | true |
What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? who said talk is cheap? | true |
Today i was reversing my car off the drive... ... and i thought ahh, this takes me back. | true |
What do you call an existential lycanthrope? a whywolf. | true |
I was asked who my favorite x-man was apparently, kaitlyn jenner was an inappropriate reply. | true |
The top 3 worst stds according to logic... 1. a child 2. feelings 3. aids | true |
Stefano pilati: 'it's not easy to find elegant women' | false |
What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach? hiding the erection. | true |
Two guys walk into a bar... don't you think the second guy would have ducked? | true |
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