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Trump says california shooting vindicates comments about immigrants | false |
I just yawned on the bus and two dudes gave me their phone numbers. | true |
What should i do for my 30th birthday??? i'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared | true |
Trump invites palestinian leader abbas to white house | false |
Native americans who can't afford heat take desperate measures to stay warm | false |
Gun advocate wants bars to serve less booze so everyone can pack heat | false |
It's already looking like trump vs. clinton in this swing virginia county | false |
I saw a jewish ghost last night... it was so scary i started to shiva. | true |
Girl:want to have a good time guy:sure girl:for you its free | true |
Why peeta and katniss from 'the hunger games' should get engaged | false |
Why was peter pan a bad boxer? his punches neverland. | true |
Supernova 'way too bright' to analyze sparks astronomy debate | false |
Rep. chaka fattah pleads not guilty to corruption charges | false |
Latey, my aphabet has been a the pace, i bame the fact there's noel | true |
What might have been in 2017 had hillary clinton won | false |
The good news of poetry that can win the day | false |
The 10 furniture pieces that are becoming 'extinct' (photos) | false |
What do you call a reptile wearing a vest? an investigator. ba dum tss. | true |
Never fall in love with a tennis player love means nothing to them | true |
Obama: 'this is probably the worst' situation for senate democrats since eisenhower | false |
If i get bit by a vampire at this age, i'm going to be furious. | true |
With great power, comes great responsibility - - melania trump | true |
What's hitler's favorite juice? apple juice, you racist bastards. | true |
Who has to always be on there toes? a midget at a urinal. | true |
Pug puppy meant for child with leukemia stolen by person delivering it: cops | false |
Only black officer on force says he was discriminated against, then wrongfully fired | false |
5 ways you're trading incredible sex for a miserable job | false |
What has been in the news specifically because it comes in small boxes? jared's penis | true |
Star wars: a new hope star wars: return of the jobs star wars: the empire strikes cash | true |
Q: why don't blondes like buttered toast? a: they can't figure out which side the butter goes on. | true |
Q:what should iraq get for its air defense system? a:a refund. | true |
My biological clock must be off.. i'm getting morning wood in the evening | true |
A mother writes about the purpose of motherhood | false |
Healthy foods that aren't on your plate -- but should be | false |
7 lies about lgbt musicians we need to stop telling immediately | false |
My dad did the running man once.. i haven't seen him since. (unoriginal) | true |
What did the eskimo girl say after she lost her virginity.... iditarod | true |
I just rinsed with mouthwash to cover up the m&ms on my breath. being an adult is stupid. | true |
Where did i get my scarf? it's a cvs receipt. you love it? oh thank you very much. | true |
Did you hear about the man trapped in a nun's body? his name is god. | true |
I named my vagina tardis. it's bigger on the inside. | true |
This guy practices in the mirror before telling his wife he wants a divorce | false |
La fisheria, 'family friendly' houston restaurant, bans kids under 9 at night | false |
Marshall manning stole the show during dad's postgame press conference | false |
My friend is looking for a single, normal, well adjusted man. i told her to avoid twitter. | true |
All will benefit from steps to cut excessive inequality--lagarde | false |
Dreamworks strikes deals with youtube, netflix, and toy companies in an attempt to diversify | false |
There are 10 types of people in this world... those who know code, and those who don't. | true |
All the world is a stage, and the only seats i can afford are obstructed view. | true |
A good place to hide a body would be the dvd section of a best buy. | true |
There's a star trek cruise, and william shatner is captain | false |
I was gonna submit a gay joke, butt fuck it... | true |
So two guys walk into a bar... and the third one ducks. | true |
Why do farts smell? so that deaf people can enjoy them too. | true |
What do you call a group of mexicans doing work? manuel labour. | true |
I thought about getting a brain transplant but then i changed my mind | true |
You have the body of a professional athlete if competitive eating can be considered a sport | true |
Donald trump asked for russian help in the election 1 year ago today | false |
It happened to me: a bright eyes song ended my marriage | false |
Why did the man eat all of the bananas? because they were appealing. | true |
What's the difference between oooh and ahh? 3 inches | true |
Legendary owns horror with scarehouse partnership, youtube competition | false |
Q: why don't women have men's brains? a: because they don't have penises to put them in. | true |
They call my sister the titanic because she once went down on a bunch of irish peasants | true |
Bill nye yearbook photo? popular 'science guy' had a thing for bow ties in high school | false |
What is it called when you kill a chickpea? hummuside | true |
Why did the mushroom go to the party? because he's a fungi. | true |
Channing tatum opens up about struggles with dyslexia and adhd | false |
Kim kardashian's closet gets cleaned out by kanye west (video) | false |
Why is modern wheat supperior to old wheat? it's bred and better! | true |
7 post-breakup habits that do more harm than good | false |
What do germans and acetone have in common? they are both good at removing the polish! | true |
Mike tyson refuses to play on any playstation... he is an ex-boxer. | true |
What do you call your mexican crush? juan andonle | true |
Where does an irish family go on vacation? a different bar. | true |
Scrub a dub dub, there's an ex in my tub | false |
A farmer in (x-town) who rolled over a cart of horse manure... is reported in stable condition. | true |
Save on eating out by putting the menu down | false |
Follies of denial: women and the islamic state | false |
Prevent razor burn and bumps from ruining your bikini moment (video) | false |
Do all black people have a problem with slavery? or just mine? | true |
25 cute and cool school supplies to add to your shopping list | false |
Pentagon distancing itself from donald trump on qatar | false |
In praise of adele, my fat, flawless heroine | false |
Echoes of a dark past at virginia’s standing rock | false |
Pride is taking responsibility for the future of lgbtq youth | false |
Starbucks bathrooms are exclusively for terrible diarrhea, right? | true |
What do men and mascara have in common? they both run at the first sign of emotion. | true |
What happens to a drunk vampire? they get a fangover. | true |
Nfl offseason arrives: here are 2012 highlights to hold you over until next season (video) | false |
Campaign watchdogs: pro-rubio tv ads are breaking the law | false |
John kelly defends trump travel ban: we won't know if it works 'until the boom' happens | false |
You can say what you like about paedophiles... ..at least they drive slowly in a school area. | true |
What's the difference between an intern and bird shit? no one intentionally steps on bird shit. | true |
Florida's c1 bank offering mercedes-benz roadsters as bank account signing bonus | false |
Just in time for labor day weekend: tips for bbqing on vacation | false |
Why don't people like to play uno with mexicans? because they always steal the green cards.... | true |
Trump blames 'our communist friend' sanders for chicago clashes | false |
Why don't africans go on cruises? they're not falling for that one again. | true |
What is the most sensitive part of a man's body while he is masturbating? his ears. | true |
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