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I can hear music coming out of my printer. i think the paper's jammin' again. | true |
Ed sheeran's grammy nomination was a complete surprise: 'i didn't expect it this year' | false |
Ernst goes off: food pantries and churches could make up for obamacare | false |
Cold, wet, dirty and bored - why roughing it is so good | false |
Doctor doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me! next please. | true |
Hear the slogan for the stealth condom? they'll never see you coming. | true |
What connects the computers in sauron's office? a tolkien ring network. | true |
Holding the sun photos have us longing for the outdoors | false |
What did the wind turbine say to justin beiber? justin, i'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy | true |
What does a sailor use to clean his clothes? tide | true |
This boy fighting cancer is about to become an honorary fdny firefighter | false |
10 worst provisions in the republican appropriations bill | false |
Q: why are gorillas so noisy? a: they were raised in a zoo! | true |
16 eco-friendly products for the home in honor of earth day 2013 (photos) | false |
Do you find yourself falling for these 12 familiar myths about clutter? | false |
What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play? house. | true |
A pig fell in mud. an even dirtier joke: two pigs fell in mud. | true |
Newt gingrich is outraged paul manafort was woken up in his pajamas | false |
An open letter to every anxious parent of a teen | false |
How can i be a good dad if i want to cry so often? | false |
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? your mom can't take a joke. | true |
If i had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... they'd find me attractive. | true |
Vivica a. fox slams donald trump, says 'i'm with her' | false |
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? convincing their family to consent to it! | true |
Week 2 of the mongol diaries - lithuania to russia: on the road | false |
So i recently discovered there's a black man in my family tree... he's still hanging there. | true |
Alcoholics don't run in my family... they stumble around breaking things | true |
This 'stop wars' street art will make you love yoda even more | false |
Cory gardner midterm election results: gop challenger defeats incumbent mark udall | false |
Hey dad, did you get a haircut? no son, i got all of 'em cut | true |
I sat on santa's lap.. i asked for a bigger dick. he called his black brother-in-law. | true |
Kauai attractions that will have you ready to book a flight... now | false |
Why does santa have 0 children? he only comes once a year and its a down a chimney. | true |
Garrison keillor, fired for harassment, goes after mpr and accuser in statement | false |
Trevor noah has a brutal response to louis c.k. sexual misconduct allegations | false |
This dad took a picture of his son every day, and turned it into something beautiful | false |
Girl terrified of flying gets vip treatment from hero flight attendant | false |
Why biscochitos are the lard cookie your christmas needs | false |
5 healthy bbq tips for your best holiday grilling yet | false |
10 things i want my son to know (even if he isn't listening right now) | false |
Seeing as rick parfitt has died, does that mean... ...that the status quo has not been maintained? | true |
The lead singer of dead or alive has died. guess that answers *that* question. | true |
Jail phone hey what do you call a phone in jail? a cellphone :d | true |
103-year-old golfer most likely breaks record with hole-in-one | false |
What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi? it never ends. | true |
I'm at home eating grape jelly. that shit is my jam. | true |
What's the most romantic pasta? farfalle. it always gives me butterflies in my stomach. | true |
All it takes to buy a stolen password on the internet is 55 cents | false |
I think i might be a nihilist... not that it matters... | true |
Where do amputee's go out to eat? ihop. | true |
This week, paleontologists discovered a blind dinosaur they named him doyouthinkhesaurus | true |
How does a feminist ask for halloween candies? trigger treat. | true |
Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit? because they just kept lion around! | true |
Are you buying or giving this holiday season? | false |
What's a camel? a horse made by committee. | true |
U.s., israel agree on military deal of record sum | false |
What a kindergartener can teach you about gender identity | false |
What do you call a person with a meat pastry on their ear? pioneer. | true |
Jennifer lawrence has brown hair again after oscar win (photo) | false |
A lot of people say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... stephen hawking disagrees. | true |
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair. | true |
The house may be a mess, but it keeps winning in federal court | false |
What does lamar odom have in common with a hooker? excellent ball control. | true |
What do you call a laughing labradoodle? a snickerdoodle. | true |
Hollywood husbands: who is the best celebrity spouse? | false |
Louisiana attorney general won't charge cops in alton sterling killing | false |
People think they’ve found topless pics of hunky south korean presidential bodyguard | false |
Me: bartender. another. bartender: but you just- me: *slams fist on bar* another | true |
A-sides with jon chattman: you should know... karen pittman | false |
Hey, you know why goldfish are the only snack that smiles back? because they are baked. | true |
Some people have difficulty sleeping but i can do it with my eyes closed! | true |
The corgi fan art that will melt your pop culture-loving heart | false |
Did you guys hear about that guy that was stealing everyone's power? he's a real joule thief. | true |
Researchers found out,... ... after someone finally opened the door. | true |
When it comes to careers, why is there no value placed on being with our children? | false |
Dylann roof was just sentenced to death.... needless to say he was floored by the news. | true |
Why did hitler fail math? he couldn't reach the final solution. | true |
Charleston church shooting is a crime against all of america | false |
Thug kitchen wants you to eat your vegetables...and they aren't messing around | false |
We should move to a herb based fuel economy we can finally make the trains run on thyme. | true |
Rent the runway's plus-size division is finally a reality | false |
Redskins vs. seahawks live updates: wild card game features rg3, russell wilson | false |
Trump team is mulling muslim registry and planning border wall, reported adviser says | false |
Dark matter search heats up at underground lab in ontario | false |
Mega millions lottery could make you more likely to go bankrupt | false |
You're going to regret thinking of this. game! | true |
Cnn reporter suspended after making twitter observation over gop bill | false |
How many republicans does it take to fix a problem? no one knows. it's never happened. | true |
Kate middleton hair & makeup: how to channel her royal beauty (photos) | false |
What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the paralympics? legs | true |
I have a phobia of german sausage yes, i fear the wurst. | true |
I have never turned down an offer to smell something | true |
First city in canada now regulating medical marijuana | false |
Muslim activists' fundraiser for vandalized jewish cemetery soars past initial goal | false |
Said the buddhist to the hot dog vendor... make me one with everything | true |
5 credit cards to turn your wallet into a workhorse | false |
My book on tantric sex finally arrived. damn thing took ages to come. | true |
King is a big reason for president obama | false |
How young gay men are at the frontline of aids prevention in china | false |
Couple sets world record with 126 bridesmaids in wedding party | false |
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