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Places you never thought you could afford in the caribbean | false |
Why can't elephants go skinny dipping? they can't get their trunks off... | true |
What does the horse call the pigs on his farm? neigh-boars. | true |
The 15 long celebrity marriages we admire most | false |
What's the hottest part of a room? the corner, it's 90 degrees. | true |
Spotted: taco bell testing chicken & waffle and very berry waffle tacos | false |
How did hurricane patricia become a monster so quickly? | false |
What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? a bumblegee | true |
J. cole announces new album coming in december | false |
Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs? they're able to make a fun-gal cream. | true |
Why did the fly fly? because the spider spied her. | true |
How does a farmer find a sheep in the long grass? satisfying | true |
Kid dances to 'it's tricky' at nba game for one incredible minute (video) | false |
Stephen colbert and billy eichner try to rehouse adorable rescue dogs for halloween | false |
Saudi arabia protests inclusion of gay rights in un development agenda | false |
Consumer financial protection bureau backs down in fight to limit credit card fees | false |
Cuban migrants adrift at sea drank own blood and urine to stay alive | false |
Georgia trooper starts fund to help kids after parents die in tragic halloween crash | false |
How many frenchmen does it take to defend paris? nobody knows because they've never tried | true |
What do you call the medic in a k9 unit? a dogtor. | true |
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem? comes out of nowhere. | true |
Is a closer-than-expected race in kansas a warning sign for the gop? | false |
I ate my dog because it ate my homework. just kidding, i ate it because i'm asian. | true |
Yo mama so fat the hulk couldn't even lift her up | true |
Can't shake this headache. perhaps the shaking isn't helping | true |
Steve bannon undermining pope francis? what a silly notion | false |
What do you call an agnostic? an athe-ish. | true |
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list? | true |
What do you call a sick bird? an illegal. | true |
America's 10 best riverside towns, according to outside magazine (photos) | false |
What do you call 2 people with identical penises? doppelwangers | true |
I bet hipster zombies just act like regular people. | true |
What's brown, squishy, and something a weak minded baby would eat weed brownies. | true |
Congratulations /r/jokes! you are subreddit of the day! come check it out! | true |
Journalist jailed for questioning hhs secretary says he was just doing his job | false |
Tens of thousands march on nypd headquarters to protest police killings | false |
4 reasons you may be thriving in one-sided love affairs | false |
Why did the scientist take off his doorbell? ...because he wanted to win the nobel prize! | true |
Bruce: viagra! dr: bruce this isn't the time- bruce: give me...a viagra! dr: ok *bruce dies...hard* | true |
My ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better!! joaje | true |
Benghazi committee reaches secret, bickering end; keeps costing money | false |
Divorce lawyer has a buy one, get one half off deal (photo) | false |
Oh, so you don't know how bright this flashlight is? let me enlighten you. | true |
This island is literally in the middle of nowhere | false |
I lost weight: jim fisher made portion control a priority and lost 109 pounds | false |
'daily show' and rosie o'donnell reveal donald trump's 'very very incredible deal' | false |
3 sentenced to death in bangladesh for killing atheist blogger | false |
Why is light beer similar to sex in a boat? they're both fucking close to water. | true |
Looking for love and acceptance: dating while trans in america | false |
One direction & closing ceremony: olympics get a dose of 'what makes you beautiful' | false |
How do you celebrate when you reach a fitness goal? | false |
Inside one of the world's largest refugee camps, rohingya women can't escape trauma | false |
What do frogs do when they are depressed? they kermit suicide. | true |
The gop tax plan is nothing more than empty promises for working families | false |
Ask airfarewatchdog: american/us air merger? carry on bags gate checked? | false |
The olympic swimmer teaching brazilian kids how to spot and stop abuse | false |
Sorry, red wine drinkers. your favorite beverage isn't that healthy. | false |
Found out the name of my neighbor's cat. in other news, i now have free internet. | true |
'ban bossy' backlash: girls are bossy... and so are boys, and that's ok | false |
How tall is luke skywalker? six foot force :) | true |
What do you call a group of students? a school. | true |
The only laid i'm getting... is laid off. | true |
Jeff sessions clearly doesn't care about crime in u.s. cities | false |
Did you hear the one about the sidewalk? it's all over town! | true |
This labor day, let's boost opportunity in every zip code | false |
I hear that the feds raided pfizer this morning for harboring a weapon of mass erection | true |
A guide to how much butter is in your favorite baked goods | false |
I saw a sign yesterday that said watch for children i thought it was a good trade | true |
What's red and smells like paint? red paint | true |
Lying at the bottom of an abandoned mine shaft | true |
What do you call a gender confused toddler? a transves-tyke. | true |
Which marvel superhero is transgender? ironman, he's a fe male. | true |
Did you know that new york has two capitals? n and y. | true |
Why are female golfers better than male golfers? because they swing both ways | true |
Sometimes i want to get married just so i can have something sad to tweet about. | true |
How was copper wire first invented? two jews were fighting over a penny. | true |
Q: why doesn't saddam go out drinking? a: why should he when he can get bombed at home? | true |
What is it called when your s.o. comes up with reasons to not make love? sexcuses | true |
16-year-old sydney mclaughlin makes u.s. olympic team in 400 meter hurdles | false |
Officer: is that cocaine? me: i dunno, let me smell... (boom! no evidence!) | true |
I asked a brazil fan how many days in a week and he got angry | true |
The delightful lesson this mom learned after going viral | false |
Crystal pepsi is back, but you have to win it to sip it | false |
I can't understand undertale. it doesn't make sans. | true |
Harvey weinstein, legion d'honneur 2012 recipient: producer awarded france's highest honor | false |
Why can't orphans play baseball? because they can't find home | true |
Know thyself, said jesus. in the biblical sense. merry christmas. | true |
Wolf blitzer confuses prince's 'purple rain' with jimi hendrix's 'purple haze' | false |
A boiled egg in the morning... is hard to beat. | true |
A single text to my mom is like pulling that loose thread on a sweater. | true |
How do you starve a black man? put his food stamps in his work boots. | true |
My coffee reminded me of ferguson today dark and full of shots. | true |
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? smells like carrots. | true |
Cbs news, twitter partner for second democratic debate | false |
Now matter how sad i get, the length of your skirt reassures me that everything will be ok. | true |
I like turntablism. some of the samples really speak to me. | true |
Almond butter: for people that like peanut butter but don't want to be happy. | true |
I think my abs look pretty good for a mother of 2 kids. i don't have kids. | true |
Ben carson's endorsement of donald trump just got even stranger | false |
Friends don't let friends talk about pi lest they become irrational. | true |
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