text stringlengths 31 99 | humor bool 2
classes |
|---|---|
If you have rectal cancer and it's treated with radiation therapy... is that a rem job? | true |
Meghan trainor is all about that lace, 'bout that lace | false |
Adam rippon makes it official with his new finnish boyfriend | false |
How do you make dill bread? dill dough. | true |
What do you call isis after it has been completely destroyed? waswas! | true |
Nixon library to trump: not even nixon did that | false |
That american apparel play and other off-broadway shows to see this month | false |
Baby, give me that couch.. .. cause i need some sectional healing! | true |
How to block 'star wars' spoilers on social media | false |
Most americans have no idea how easy it is for police to take your money | false |
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy. | true |
What does a sick billionaire say? i feel like a million bucks | true |
What happens when a guy with no legs dies? he punches the bucket | true |
Anyone want to know my secret to quit procrastination? i'll tell you tomorrow. | true |
Oh no! the universe just imploded itself...... ...... no matter. | true |
Dear fox news, so far, no news about foxes. sincerely, unimpressed | true |
99-year-old wins shopping spree at 99 cent store, buys gifts for kids in need | false |
Why latinos should speak up for black lives | false |
Female presidential candidate finds new purpose after election defeat in ‘veep’ trailer | false |
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court? annette! | true |
What did the snail say when his friend lost his car? where did es-car-go. | true |
If any cheetahs are reading this, please do not eat my son. | true |
Here's why christian mccaffrey is the next devonta freeman | false |
Fantastic four (2015) currently has a rating of 4.0 on imdb | true |
Even netflix wants to know who is seriously binge-watching 'a christmas prince' | false |
President obama is preparing a plan to close guantanamo bay | false |
Two things are expected on reddit. to be corrected and to find out who's racist | true |
Why i applaud ex-oklahoma university frat levi pettit for confronting racism | false |
Why did robin williams cross the road? i fucked his uncle too hard!!!!!!!! | true |
Kevin mcguire, taylor swift's date for academy of country music awards, hospitalized | false |
Steve jobs maybe he was so disappointed with the new iphone, that he died. | true |
What's the difference between a pitbull and a jewish broad? a pitbull will eventually let it go | true |
Norovirus is leading cause of u.s. hospital infectious outbreaks: report | false |
12 reasons high heels are actually worth it | false |
What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? a nervous wreck. | true |
I got in touch with my inner self today... i'm never buying cheap toilet paper again | true |
Policing ferguson: it could have been calmer, sooner | false |
Judge: i sentence you to life in prison defendant: noooo my online presence | true |
Here's the story behind the fighter pilot who made that viral campaign ad | false |
Kasich responds to bush's attacks on medicaid expansion | false |
The false promise of trump’s rural infrastructure investment | false |
Minnesota republicans under fire for saying muslims are infiltrating the party | false |
Are we safer now? yes, but not as much as we could be | false |
Two peanuts are walking down the street. one was... ...raped and sodomized. | true |
Marriage statistics: jenna mccarthy reveals surprising findings about marriage (video) | false |
If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? a boobie! | true |
What do you call a jewish piano? a cash register. | true |
What do you call a bird that has been molested? rustled crow | true |
To all my american friends: happy hunger games... may the odds be ever in your favor. | true |
Most expensive car crash? christopher cox gets in accident with $30 million ferrari | false |
What would jesus do? get nailed to a cross and bleed out. | true |
Bravo's andy cohen talks booze, cooking and his desert island picks | false |
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? big holes all over australia! | true |
Report: nsa intercepts data from ordinary internet users way more than legally targeted foreigners | false |
'empire' cast reunites for performance at billboard music awards | false |
Paul lepage impeachment effort fails in maine legislature | false |
Murderman v. another murderman: dawn of murdering #batmanvsuperman | true |
How do you get a person with podophobia to leave? just say shoe. | true |
2 married mathematicians have fratenal twins they name the boy adam, and the girl subtractam | true |
Mom and adorable daughters recreate oscar best picture nominees | false |
How do you make a vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time? give her the dong. | true |
What's better than two roses on your paino? tulips on your organ. | true |
Apparently, women in muslim countries can't drive. they can't do it here either. | true |
The women we forget when we talk about 'defunding' planned parenthood | false |
Castoffs and catwalks: peersswaps launches with new york fashion week | false |
Donald trump goes full anti-woman, suggests 'punishment' for women who abort | false |
(oc) what kind of headphones does rhianna wear? beats by kanye | true |
Why did the kitchen cross the road? because there was a woman on the other side. | true |
Why do i only ran through campsites? because it's past tents | true |
Donald trump jr. maintains he didn't tell his father about meeting with russian lawyer | false |
'mad men' season 5, episode 3 style recap: betty francis got fat | false |
Trump had over 20 chances to address the portland attack on twitter before he did so | false |
Get ready for a double dose of 'american horror story' in 2016 | false |
Username poop_dude: you have been banned from the constipation forums. reason: arrogance | true |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on march 2 | false |
What do you call a run-down and italian neighborhood? the sphaghetto | true |
Why are birds always short on cash? because they have bills. | true |
The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home. | true |
My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian it's like i've never seen herbivore. | true |
David duchovny says new 'x-files' script made him cry | false |
7 famous pop culture things you didn't know had bizarre origins | false |
Report: sheriff clarke plagiarized parts of thesis on homeland security | false |
What a precious thing it is to bond with someone by talking shit about somebody else. | true |
This okcupid message will scare you off online dating for all of eternity | false |
Why did the grain call his sister momma? because he was in bread! | true |
Yo mama so fat when she taps on the qwerty keyboard 26 letters pop out. | true |
What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall? dam! | true |
Buffer zones, clinic escorting, and the myth of the quiet sidewalk counselors | false |
What did the conformist say to the guru? you make me sikh! | true |
What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper? well an erection of course. | true |
The backstreet boys dressed as the spice girls are larger than life | false |
Crafts for kids: 2 fun ideas from 'dad's book of awesome projects' by mike adamick | false |
House beautiful may 2012: designers share their best home decorating tips | false |
U.s. asks nations to provide more traveler data or face sanctions | false |
What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes? a bit neurotic. | true |
Sometimes, when i think of my books... i touch my shelf. | true |
My phone keeps going missing serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode | true |
No one ever taught me about erections. so i had to learn the hard way. | true |
Meet romaine brooks, the 20th century woman artist you've never heard of | false |
Life is good when snoop dogg is your reddit secret santa | false |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.