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3 black teen finalists in nasa competition targeted by racist hackers | false |
Some republicans want obama to cut cuba trip short in wake of brussels attacks | false |
Donald trump lies about his iraq war support, wishes someone would call sean hannity | false |
#1 handjob tip for women: use your mouth. | true |
'no escape' clip finds owen wilson and lake bell leaping for their lives | false |
I like to eat at brazilian restaurants because there will be no hair in the food | true |
Rapper killer mike calls on men to fight sexual harassment in the music industry | false |
My phone autocorrected killed to kilt... well plaid, phone... well plaid. | true |
Mark udall midterm election results: incumbent democrat loses to republican cory gardner | false |
A chicken that gets it's b's and f's mixed up... sure would sound fowl. | true |
Jim jarmusch turns the vampire myth: only lovers left alive | false |
A republican congressman just destroyed trump's 'lie' of a budget | false |
You can't run in a campground you can only ran because it's past tents. | true |
Hillary clinton and donald trump are on a sinking boat, who survives ? america | true |
Dad, tell me a joke pussy i don't get it i know, son | true |
Katy perry insists her new album won't have a 'bad blood' diss track | false |
What do sex in a canoe and american beer have in common? they're both fucking close to water. | true |
9/11 memorial tribute walking tour: a memorable experience | false |
It takes two to lie... one to lie and one to listen... | true |
How to get organized at home in 2014 | false |
Harry reid breaks ribs, bones in his face while exercising at home | false |
Kelly clarkson engaged: singer says wedding planning is 'overwhelming' | false |
Cherie currie releases statement on jackie fuchs' rape allegations (update) | false |
In sandy's wake, insurance industry must better account for climate change, critics say | false |
Huggies denies accusations of 'thigh gap' photoshop in diaper ad | false |
13 things i will never have to do again in my empty nest | false |
What's white on the top and black on the bottom? society. | true |
Men are pigs - misandrist &/or world's worst biologist | true |
There are two types of people in this world... those who hate clowns, and clowns. | true |
Wife: the police are at the front door me: *hiding a bag of donuts* do they look mad? | true |
What do you call it when a prostitute cries while having sex hormones | true |
It was nice of apple to invent a mirror i can send emails with. | true |
Brexit impact begins: eu presses uk to leave quickly | false |
What do you call a man with a toe on his knee? tony | true |
My girlfriend told me she had an std gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now. | true |
While standing in the queue looking at my phone... i'm online online | true |
How to cook bacon in a waffle maker | false |
Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train? because it went straight pasta! | true |
Donald trump and the gop are facing a jimmy carter problem | false |
I once farted in an apple store, everyone got mad. it's not my fault they don't have windows... | true |
Tom cotton's consultant who 'may not exist' actually does | false |
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? elephino... \ _ ()_/ | true |
Matt damon inexplicably stars in the trailer for china's $135 million monster movie | false |
I have no patience but that's mostly because i'm not a doctor. | true |
Being an ugly woman is like being a man... you're going to have to work. -daniel tosh | true |
'mothers of the movement' trust hillary clinton to end gun violence in this country | false |
What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store? luters | true |
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? bearbara streis-ant! | true |
Julián castro warns latinos would suffer if g.o.p. abandons health law | false |
There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks sometimes. | true |
6 healthy popsicle recipes that put your neighborhood ice cream truck to shame (photos) | false |
Where does bad light end up? in a prism. | true |
Trump's america is one where women aren't trusted | false |
A college football recruit is taking violence against women more seriously than mississippi state | false |
A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... i only know because they told everybody | true |
I ate two pieces of string and they came out tyed together. i shit you knot. | true |
How to eat seasonally in the middle of february | false |
I like my women like i like my whiskey.. 19 years old & full of coke.. | true |
Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of kansas? arkansas | true |
Women with sleep apnea face more severe brain damage than men: study | false |
At least 4 sets of sisters have accused larry nassar of sexual abuse | false |
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ... and doesn't | true |
Kids as crash test dummies: brownback outsources child support services to donor | false |
I'd like to thank my boyfriend for translating mucho for me it means a lot | true |
5 (new) reasons why mitt romney should enter the 2016 race | false |
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam. | true |
Spent the last twenty minutes trying to get my sideburns even and now i'm sporting a mohawk. | true |
Where does a jewish farmer become a man? at his barn mitzvah | true |
Paul ryan officially enters race for speaker of the house | false |
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? ... because he was outstanding in his field! | true |
These lesbian farmers aren't here to take over america. they want to grow it. | false |
France wants to punish facebook for censoring a painting of a vagina. terrible idea. | false |
What's the difference between a jew and a canoe? the canoe occasionally tips. | true |
What you don't know about episiotomies can hurt you | false |
Small cars are the best ones only smart people will get this | true |
How to celebrate flag day, through the years | false |
Guys who are enemies of putin seem to have the worst luck. | true |
Mother of 12 fought her 20-year drug addiction and just wants her family for christmas | false |
Sessions tries to appease trump by naming prosecutor to look at clinton, fbi matters | false |
What does a mexican magician make for breakfast? toast-tah-dahs! | true |
Where does an ape sleep? in an apricot. | true |
Service dogs love, protect and connect autistic kids | false |
Friends are like bricks it's kinda funny when you throw them through a window | true |
Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position? the super position | true |
What happens if you fart in church you have to sit in your own pew | true |
How parenthood affects moms' careers more than dads' | false |
Just remember, you can't please everyone. so just focus on what's important, pleasing me. | true |
'notting hill' actress emma chambers dead at 53 | false |
Did you hear the joke about a feminist? that isn't funny. | true |
Gender stereotyped toys: what does this say? (photo) | false |
Lea michele kicks off the new year in a bikini | false |
I have an awful lot of shampoo and conditioner for a single bald dude | true |
The 2018 election and the margin of theft | false |
Own's new show 'released' is a powerful look at life after incarceration | false |
I am known at the gym as the before picture. | true |
Video shows 18-year-old ted cruz joking about world domination | false |
I learned about genetic mutation in biology today. it was my first class. | true |
Kelly clarkson, fergie and more release their celebrity christmas cards | false |
Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? skint eastwood. | true |
Why don't you stamp e-mails? because your foot would go right through the computer screen! | true |
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