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Mlk day 2013: a look back at civil rights style (photos) | false |
Where do you find the bible in a library? fiction. | true |
Greatest pickup line that never works!! i put the std in stud, now all i need is u. | true |
Part iii: trauma training should be mandatory for yoga teachers | false |
Putin's press: how russia's president controls the news | false |
What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown? an elephant with diarrhea | true |
David duke returns in bizarre, rambling tv interview | false |
How do i know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... my hormones | true |
Cinnabon decided to use carrie fisher’s death to hawk its cinnamon rolls | false |
Rachel lindsay chooses her winner on 'the bachelorette' finale | false |
Bestiality people who take part in bestiality are fucking animals! | true |
Why does the us name arkansas arkansas because its arkansas not yourkansas | true |
I tried writing with a broken pencil... until i realized there was no point. | true |
If you get sexted by someone you don't like...does that mean you got molexted? | true |
Jake gyllenhaal charmingly responds to amy schumer drunk-eating his cake | false |
Natalie portman as jackie kennedy: 'black swan' actress in talks to play first lady | false |
Kentucky fake field goal: kicker joe mansour scores touchdown against florida (video) | false |
I just read this article about short term memory i don't remember what it was about | true |
I wonder what the people in the plane on 9/11 were going through... a building!!! | true |
House passes 2,232-page omnibus spending bill that no one read | false |
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from. | true |
Three reasons we need a parliamentary election in ukraine | false |
Huffpollster: most republicans think the media wants trump to fail | false |
Holiday travel: 14 airports with fun distractions for the weary holiday traveler (photos) | false |
Q: what do you call a blonde holding a balloon? a: siamese twins. | true |
Asian millennials are traveling solo for their own adventures | false |
7-year-old suffered 20 gunshot wounds in her grandma's bed | false |
What do jewish pedophiles say? hey kid, want to buy some candy? | true |
The worst part of a halloween party with a bunch of techies is bobbing for apps. | true |
Man allegedly asks girl scouts to trade vodka for cookies | false |
What's black and sits in the back of a cop car? the seat | true |
There's a 'shark tank'-like show for toys and the judges are kids | false |
I decided to make a play about puns i'm going to call it puns: a play on words | true |
Why does the can crusher hate his job? because it's soda pressing. | true |
These gay men are virgins... and waiting for marriage? | false |
What begins with an s, ends with a x and leaves a guy blown away? semtex. | true |
Turns out a at home dna test is not a good baby shower gift. | true |
Life on the funny side: a conversation with eddie sarfaty | false |
Why was yellow angry at red? red blue green. | true |
'ghostbusters' can't topple 'the secret life of pets' at the weekend box office | false |
Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. except listening to 80s music without working out. | true |
I like my coffee like i like my woman. cold and bitter. | true |
Best one i know, and quite apt this time of year! :d americans think they have freedom! | true |
How would southerners describe the south to outsiders? | false |
Why jefferson beauregard sessions iii is unfit to serve as attorney general | false |
January jones' pretty printed pants: look of the day | false |
The small but often-forgotten protector: the rotator cuff | false |
Matt damon reveals the fun reason why he did 'the martian' | false |
Summer polka dot fun: from the stylelist network | false |
Companies in happy cities invest more for the long term | false |
5 timeless lessons from betty white on her 93rd birthday | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 3 | false |
'snl' brings arianna on 'weekend update' to talk hillary clinton & women in combat (video) | false |
Last year, i asked santa for the sexiest person ever for christmas.... i woke up in a box. | true |
Sarah huckabee sanders is unusually honest in seth meyers’ spoof briefing | false |
Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he kneaded a poo | true |
Anthem-protesting qb colin kaepernick is now attacking trump and clinton | false |
The light in the piazza: new productions of 'cavalleria rusticana' and 'pagliacci' at the met | false |
Bill de blasio says new york supports paris agreement, even if trump doesn't | false |
The best and worst countries to grow old in may surprise you | false |
Exorcise and exercise sound alike because they're both the work of the devil | true |
You know what really grinds my gears? when i shift into third without using the clutch. | true |
Fe fi fo fum rhyme scheme tweets are kinda dumb | true |
Police move homeless off philadelphia streets before pope's visit | false |
Needles what are dull needles good for? nothing, they're pointless. | true |
The first 36 years of my childhood have been the hardest. | true |
I prefer posting memes over jokes they just meme more to me im so sorry this was terrible | true |
I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl on one hand it's 7 | true |
Football freeze! 7 degrees below zero for vikings-seahawks playoff | false |
Fashion week diary: meeting ryan lochte and going to shows with the miss universe titleholders | false |
Perfect burger secrets: rachael ray, geoffrey zakarian, chrissy teigen and more weigh in | false |
French people take the most days off yet feel the most deprived, and other vacation factoids | false |
Blast rips through supermarket in russia's st. petersburg, 10 hurt | false |
The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was guy fawkes. | true |
I didn't use to like fungus but then it grew on me | true |
What is a redneck virgin? a 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers! | true |
How not to hang on for dear life | false |
What is the free syrian army's favourite western song i don't care...alawite i don't care.. | true |
Amid the chattering of the global elite, a silent interlude | false |
The grand canyon three ways: mules, helicopters and bicycles | false |
Army football team brings french flag onto field at west point | false |
Not to mention trempe if you jumped off the bridge in paris, you'd be in seine. | true |
I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect i'm living in their attic. | true |
Sorry i commented yikes on that pic of your baby you posted on facebook. | true |
Why are dentists usually always male? because they like to be in other peoples mouths. | true |
Connie britton emmy dress 2013 channels 'the little mermaid' (photos) | false |
Joy behar confesses to being 'aroused' by bernie sanders | false |
Stephen colbert has a brutal response to trump's latest corker insult | false |
I tried kombucha for the first time the other day. it made me feel very cultured. | true |
A lion will never cheat on his wife but a tiger wood! | true |
Is that really your rectal temperature? nah, i just pulled it out of my ass. | true |
Newcastle may have already won super bowl ad ambush | false |
What's the difference between a beggar and a us politician? a beggar has retained his integrity. | true |
Russia says it has deployed surface-to-air missile system to syria | false |
How does a black man win father of the year?nsfw he pays for the abortion. | true |
When i'm in the shower, why does every noise sound like my phone? | true |
What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas? no pressure | true |
Wait, these are pistachios? i've been calling them wood clams | true |
How do you eat a vegetable? first get her out of the chair | true |
Friday talking points -- new speaker's speaking problem | false |
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