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Why does karl marx like stormy days? there are no classes. | true |
What is swizz beatz's favorite breakfast meal? alicia quiche | true |
There was an epic walk-off at the 'zoolander 2' premiere | false |
Funny or die spoofs apple's new halloween product line | false |
Donald trump’s remarks on martin luther king day were mostly about donald trump | false |
Death star architect wants you to lay off about the exhaust ports | false |
A muslim walks into a bar an allahu ak-bar. | true |
Do you like dragons? because i'ma be dragon my balls across your forehead. | true |
To win battleground of ohio, republicans must address police brutality and reform | false |
I'm on a diet a watermelondiet, cant eat anything bigger then a watermelon. | true |
What's black and screams? stevie wonder answering the iron | true |
How this hong kong heiress became an unexpected lgbtq icon | false |
Would the man who lost his hearing aid please come and retrieve it at the lost and found | true |
Computer technology used to be a lot tougher. back when i was a teenager, mice had balls. | true |
Prince royce on why he felt like ‘two different people’ growing up | false |
What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney? you're too young to smoke! | true |
What do you call a disappointing orgasm? anti climaxtic (i'll be here all week) | true |
From my son: what did the hippopotamus do to the magician? he hippo-tized him! | true |
*i carefully scoop him up on a piece of paper and release him outside my door* | true |
What kinda meat does a priest eat on friday? nun | true |
Defiant londoners sit in the street for ramadan evening meal after high-rise fire | false |
Telemundo tackles 'huge obstacles' immigrants face in the u.s. | false |
Meet linda simpson, the accidental historian of drag queens | false |
The clinton campaign wanted a unity fest. some sanders supporters had other ideas. | false |
Erdogan warns europeans 'will not walk safely' if current attitude persists | false |
Dating is like vitamins if you don't go outside much you won't get the d. | true |
Why is santa so jolly? because he knows where all the naughty girls are. | true |
Another challenge for transgender people: choosing a new name | false |
Mmm piece of candy what smells like candy and tastes like fish? | true |
Want to be a gun nut? move to kansas | false |
What kind of weather puts a smile on snoop dogg' face? drizzle.. my nizzle | true |
I want my coffee like my life: dark, short and bitter. | true |
Parents fear sick kids will cost them their jobs | false |
Hillary clinton, bernie sanders gloss over context, disagree on details in democratic debate | false |
Veggie chip recipes: bake chips with 12 different vegetables | false |
Serena williams becomes winningest woman in open history | false |
Are you doing enough to prevent stress from taking a toll on your health? | false |
Aaron hernandez will be just fine they're always drafting tight ends in prison. | true |
Why did 10 die? he was in the middle of 9/11. | true |
I'm going on a vodka diet. apparently you can lose 3 days in one week... | true |
Doctor doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? absolutely nothing! | true |
11 ways to make the most of hard-boiled eggs | false |
U.k. singer emeli sande heads to the u.s. | false |
Christmas gift what did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer. | true |
What is the most common question asked by iphone users? does anyone have a charger i could use? | true |
Katy perry is all of us in her awkward family photo | false |
Trump speaks off the record to reporters amid solo news conference drought | false |
I wouldn't want to live forever. i don't even want to stay at a party past eleven. | true |
A father asks his child, could you please stop listening to korean music? k, pop. | true |
Harry belafonte creates social justice festival with 'many rivers to cross' | false |
As rohingyas flee myanmar, india needs to drop religious criteria in its refugee law | false |
Congratulations on having your 2nd kid. but aren't you supposed to learn from your past mistakes? | true |
1 person dead after shooting at nashville, tennessee, mall | false |
For-profit company threatened to jail people for not paying traffic fines, lawsuit says | false |
Why were people milking cow upside down? because the system went tits-up | true |
Should children have a say in bedtime? harvard professor discusses 'owls' and 'larks' (video) | false |
Spike tv is off the air, so its twitter went off the rails | false |
Dream eyes: dreaming as a way of seeing | false |
From the man himself: what brand of gum does neil degrasse tyson chew? eclipse. | true |
Lil wayne really just said there's no such thing as racism | false |
The harambe memes need to stop it's very de-meme-ing. | true |
Andy cohen responds to amber rose's question about having sex with anderson cooper | false |
Why do queens play poker in the bathroom? so they'll always get a royal flush | true |
Weight loss success: barbara hawkins starting walking and lost 100 pounds | false |
How do you catch a slutty bee? with a hornet. | true |
I broke my hymen riding a horse... its dick sure was huge! | true |
Morgan freeman to highlight the untold story of rodney king in new docuseries | false |
Police probe reports of armed creepy clowns scaring children | false |
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! | true |
Why did the canadian dj turn down the gig at the local y? because why emcee, eh? | true |
A sheep, don trump and a snake all fall off a ledge baa dumb tiss! | true |
Donald trump lashes out at 'witch hunt' after special prosecutor named | false |
Trump does not acknowledge or respect doj's independence. that can't end well. | false |
35 things you absolutely must agree upon before getting married | false |
Disney found its jafar, and you ain't never had a villain like this | false |
I think i made up a joke. what do rappers use to wash their clothes? bleee-aaaach! | true |
In europe, a solidarity march for science — and a call to action in political debates | false |
You think you know someone, then you find out they like porn with a plot. | true |
Tennis upset as venus williams loses first round singles match at rio 2016 | false |
An amorous chilean horse caught on camera (video) | false |
Justin timberlake gets it right with heartfelt speech at teen choice awards | false |
*someone hands me a baby* oh... no thank you *places baby on the ground* | true |
Bottega veneta home store to open early 2013 | false |
Time flies like an arrow. fruit flys like a banana. | true |
Men did most of the talking in 2016's super bowl commercials | false |
Have you heard of the band 1023 mb? have you? no? probably because they don't have any gigs! | true |
What do you call the state of having confidence? i'm sorry, it's confidential. | true |
Living with alzheimer's: why caregivers should pay attention to mealtime | false |
Man killed while hanging holiday lights was planning 'winter wonderland' proposal | false |
It’s not getting any easier for women to become ceos | false |
My wife just said i'm pregnant! i said hi pregnant, i'm dad! | true |
Jennifer garner on sexual misconduct in hollywood: we can't assume every man is guilty | false |
Seann william scott replaces clayne crawford on renewed 'lethal weapon' | false |
Cooking off the cuff: a blast from the past (quiche) with a difference | false |
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. | true |
Is it time to separate islam from the muslim world? | false |
Ted cruz faces a tough road ahead after a third consecutive trump victory | false |
Why aren't koalas real bears? because they don't meet the koalifications! | true |
An enlightening evening with eckhart tolle and deepak chopra | false |
What did obama mean when he called for change? come help a nigger get elected | true |
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