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Surprise! donald trump is wrong about elizabeth warren
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#exceptionalcareers series: the requirements of courage and competence
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Should banks be allowed to robocall your mobile phone?
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What's black and comes in little white cans? my favorite michael jackson joke.
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California's massive methane leak temporarily stopped for first time in months
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Fed lowers the boom on wells fargo after years of grotesque scandals
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Well aaron hernandez used to be a tight-end... now he's a wide receiver
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Kendrick lamar leads gender-free mtv video music award nominations
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Tao girls: taobao, chinese shopping site, to offer model delivery service
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'gay cure' law tested in california as battle over 'reparative' therapy heats up
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My dad voted republican his entire life. after he died he voted democrat
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Here's how lgbtq rights could impact costa rica's presidential election
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What do you call an underwater ride sharing service? scuber!
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Why was number 4 blushing? she saw 2 and 3 halving six
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I bet if i were a man apple wouldn't tell me my password ideas are weak.
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What is the most common disease for lettuce? icebergers
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Research finds hysterectomy alone associated with increased long-term health risks
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Entertain in style with this painted platter craft
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The prh (personal responsibility for health) chronicles, part 6: culture, power, and responsibility
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How the iraq war led to the paris attacks
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My wife put on her panty hose backward... so i chewed her ass out.
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History: delete pics: delete texts: delete kik: delete why yes, you can use my phone for a second.
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? he had a reptile dysfunction.
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Justin bieber isn't here for all the fakeness of award shows
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There's a perfectly good reason why parents think their '3-year-olds are a**holes'
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My dad told me never to explain fashion to tommy, hilfiger.
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What fighting style does best girl use? waifoo.
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Donald trump doesn't plan to release any of his tax returns
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Here's the 'friends' opening sequence recreated with funko toys
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Darkness invades a sanctuary -- but the darkness will not overcome it
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Human poop coffee, 'kopi luwak style,' for sale on craigslist
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Everything went wrong for mookie betts after he made a great play
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Funny dad shows how to communicate with babies and toddlers
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What do you call a guy who is in color guard? a flaggot
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This great-grandmother has been volunteering for 73 years -- and doesn't plan to stop anytime soon
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Elizabeth taylor's over-the-top living room inspires luxurious decor (photos)
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The latest dove hair brand ambassador: from the stylelist network
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This netflix tweet hints that there's more 'gilmore girls' on the way
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Jack white blasts rolling stone, jokes about foo fighters
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Despondent rosie o'donnell: 'i hate what has become of us'
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6 healthy habits to teach kids who worry too much
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What do you call a cheap circumcision? ...a rip off.
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Avocados are about to get even more expensive
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Now you finally know how to fold a pocket square
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How well do you know the one you love? a practice to spice things up!
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: what's the signal for a shark me: sharks don't really give signals they just show up
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Apple watch faces major challenge in fashion industry
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Forget about gun laws, there needs to be more focus on who can own an acoustic guitar
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Best christmas ever. we decided to go to the casino for the day. happy birthday jesus. no whammies.
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Hi, my name is ivanna.. hi, my name is ivanna humpalot!
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How does hitler organize his juice? by concentration
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Mosul is liberated from isis, but mission is not accomplished yet
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My gay friend fell into the ocean good thing he's so flambuoyant.
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What do you call a car bomb shot with a shot of fireball? a paul walker.
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No, bernie sanders' rallies are not as violent as trump's
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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair!
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Traces of explosives found in egyptair crash, investigators report
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Top democrat wants to be sure lower-profile industries are dealing with sexual misconduct too
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Did you hear the one about the genius redditor? no?, and you won't either.
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2 words can open up many doors in your life. push and pull
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Hi there, i'm a human being! what are you?
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A tenner killed a baby it was a new low
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Here's the problem with hillary clinton's email explanation
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Miley cyrus engaged: is she too young to marry?
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I've been waiting for almost half a year to post this this
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I got a puppy for my daughter... good swap if you ask me.
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The 7 people you definitely don't have to invite to your wedding
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For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
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Steven tyler weathered the storm in new york and ended up on cnn
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I ordered the kit make your wife beautiful and they sent me two bottles of jagermeister.
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What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits a car's windshield? its butt!
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What's your mom's favorite seafood resturant? captain d's nutz
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So, a baby seal walks into a club... *best joke i've ever heard.*
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What do we want? time travel! when do we want it? that's irrelevant!
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Lone photographer climbs canadian rockies at night, documents hike in stunning photos
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Enable location? seriously, twitter? have you met some of these folks?
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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs? parsleymonious
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Queer women travel sites to inspire your perfect vacation
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Friendship custody: is there a right way to split mutual friends after divorce?
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Vintage photos of the most stylish first ladies (photos)
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U.s. blames russia for cyberattacks on electricity grid
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What do you use to buy drinks? bar tender
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? hey fuck you.
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Are you from mississippi? cause you're the only miss i ssippi. (i have no clue)
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Roger ebert remembered by his friend and collaborator richard roeper
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Rob lutter cycling the world, sharing story via instagram (photos)
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Q. what do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? a. chelsea clinton
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Punchline challenge: and by the way, you've got a lovely home! what's the setup ?
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Some relationships today will end over a like on facebook.
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Never trust a woman who takes pictures from the neck up.
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Donald trump admirer to spend 90 days in jail over plot to bomb muslims
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Memo to martin bashir after seeing abc's 'last 100 days of diana': stop. please just stop.
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After site hack, couple has dreaded 'i'm on ashley madison' talk
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow? reality.
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Climate activists could have a major say in exxon’s future
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Caught red-handed with a blackberry, during fashion week and throughout history
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Don't blame the new york judge who referred alleged cop killer to a drug program
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I typed cigarettes in the search bar and it said no matches. the universe has spoken.
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Fortune cookie: you just broke my house in half and now you're reading my journal
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Life is a joke.. and death is the punch line.
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