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The problem for obamacare repeal is that americans mostly like what the law does | false |
Arby's launches support line for vegetarians tempted by its new bacon | false |
Will smith fulfills 20-year dream of bungee jumping at victoria falls | false |
Hatch watch 2012: decorah eagles' eggs ready to hatch | false |
Have you seen john anywhere? no, but i've cena guy just like him. | true |
Trevor noah: bombing proves new yorkers are truly 'badass' | false |
*throws plate of kraft mac and cheese at wall* i told you i can't eat spicy food | true |
James holmes text messages sent before shooting may reveal suspect's state of mind | false |
Number of ways to start a terrorist attack: 321 boom! | true |
Tonya harding almost ends interview after piers morgan says she's not a victim | false |
What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? framed | true |
Eric trump: my dad isn't racist because he only ‘sees 1 color, green’ | false |
I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. it's a hardware store. | true |
What they usually don't tell you about adoption | false |
Older, poor americans face huge costs under gop health care bill | false |
Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job? for catcalling | true |
Shaquille o'neal: i thought coffee was a 'white person’s drink' | false |
It feels like i haven't slept in a week! | false |
Wedding cakes: hand-painted confections for summer nuptials (photos) | false |
Now a democrat is holding up the flint water bill | false |
Marco rubio proposes tim tebow statue at the u.s. capitol | false |
My favorite clean joke: what do you do when you stub your toe? call a toe truck. | true |
Autocorrect, no matter how many times i tell you, i don't want anyone's duck in my can't. | true |
Knock knock! who's there? frank sinatra! frank sinatra who? seriously? | true |
The huge benefits of foot soaks for dogs | false |
Director john scheinfeld on the spiritual journey of jazz icon john coltrane | false |
Cops: some ferguson protesters cheered when driver slammed into officers | false |
Ahow many light bulbs does it take to change a man?a -light bulb factory worker going insane | true |
Vegans can be so uptight. they should learn to take a yolk. | true |
Jewish advocates slam putin for implicating jews in u.s. election meddling | false |
I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?' | true |
Enormous great dane will never give up trying to cuddle | false |
Toss, keep, or donate? what to do with everything your baby outgrows | false |
Read more updates from trump picks' confirmation hearings | false |
- dad, are mermaids fish or women? -it depends on if you are horny or hungry. | true |
The long history of the abe vigoda death hoax | false |
Healthy shortcuts to shave minutes off your dinner time | false |
I wonder what chairs think about all day... oh, here comes another asshole. | true |
Have you heard about the new german microwave? i heard it can seat 10 | true |
Black joke what did god say when he made a balck guy? oh shit i burnt one | true |
Peyton manning's friends are saying this is it for the quarterback | false |
Artists to serve 'radioactive soup' to express solidarity with fukushima | false |
I feel like a crushed coke can on the sidewalk. soda pressed. | true |
Good artists copy. great artists steal. \- me | true |
Gop congressman declines to say whether every american is entitled to eat | false |
Olympians shut down local fox anchor who said figure skating is 'not a sport' | false |
Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers? metro gnomes | true |
Sinead o'connor won't sing her most famous song anymore | false |
Latinos react to daca repeal: ending the program 'is about racism' | false |
Without primary health care, there is no universal health coverage | false |
Laverne cox responds to 'rocky horror picture show' remake critics | false |
Same sex i have the same sex with my wife every month.. | true |
Scott walker does a number on his job numbers | false |
What did the racist pillsbury doughboy say? white flower | true |
These 6 inspirational athletes show us how to beat the odds | false |
This is when you're most likely to catch the flu | false |
'hot dudes reading' is proof there's nothing sexier than books | false |
I hear there's a sex toy and lingerie shop for chavs. nissan summers. | true |
Straight parents answer questions that gay parents always get asked | false |
North korea: for now, change behavior, not regime | false |
If clinton wins, can she negotiate deal with congress to fix ports and boost economy? | false |
Swallow it dammit, it's good for you your pride | true |
Chris christie gets sued by liberal advocacy groups | false |
What does velcro yell as it charges into battle? attach! | true |
I just tried an inverted yoga pose that my friend told me about... it was highly rectum-ended | true |
What's the difference between you and me? you came out of your mom's vagina. | true |
23 valentine's day cards that are actually works of art | false |
Why did the uk's bbfc ban facesitting? they're big fans of teabagging. | true |
Pope's message on religious freedom at independence mall (full transcript) | false |
A dirty joke a pig rolled in the mud | true |
You can't see russia from the house, but the senate's ready to look at trump's ties | false |
Good old family racism what do you call the leader of the black panthers movement? the maine coon | true |
Jj watt joins the growing chorus of cam newton defenders | false |
Hindu, christian, muslim soccer players pray in powerful display of unity | false |
American hero gives kkk the soundtrack it deserves | false |
Oscars 2012: the best and worst hair and makeup of the night | false |
Shailene woodley recalls violent thanksgiving history in new standing rock video | false |
*detective snaps pics of murder victim* corpse: delete it | true |
You never see baby pigeons because pigeons are cloned by the government. next question. | true |
7 reasons why congress should be ruled by moms | false |
If you're wearing a cowboy outfit... does that mean you're ranch dressing? | true |
My brother got sent to prison for something he didn't do. he didn't wear gloves. | true |
Why democrats in iowa and new hampshire should choose jim webb over hillary clinton | false |
Garance dore survives the cold in second episode of 'pardon my french' (video) | false |
Mike pence shrugs off concerns about david duke, trump hating women | false |
Liked the 3 day weekend? try not having a job, it's a 365 day weekend. | true |
What's hot with celeb moms: msn launches daily deal site that gives back | false |
Why do witches not wear underwear? so they can get a better grip on their broom. | true |
Why doesn't marty mcfly drink wine? too many tannens. | true |
Olympic gymnast fights through tears and a torn acl to help team make finals | false |
Immigration judges will be exempt from trump's federal hiring freeze | false |
Knock, knock who's there? i eat map. i eat map, who? *ewwwww.* | true |
A look at the life of jamaica's homeless queer community | false |
Do you have something against black people?!?!!? yes, an alarm system. | true |
How did they know christa mcauliffe had dandruff? they found her head and shoulders on the beach | true |
Why did eminem make a terrible barista? because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot. | true |
What's a monsters favorite play? romeo and ghouliet | true |
Nigeria's kidnapped girls are like canaries in a coal mine | false |
Gotta hand it to midgets sometimes. you know, cause they can't reach and all. | true |
Looking to marry a pharmacist. looks and personality optional. just don't lose your job. | true |
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