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telling <user> to feel my ass lastnight was hilarious. segun ella no pero callo redondita lol i love her
telling <user> to feel my ass last night was hilarious . According to her , no way , but she fell right in lol I love her .
<user> gets to the point where if i walk se me dobla mi foot y me caigo
<user> gets to the point where if i walk my foot gives out and i fall
<user> i sat for the last hour por pendeja! lol but it was good for my ankle ya no la aguantava! ever since i broke it no aguanto!
<user> I sat for the last hour like an idiot ! lol but it was good for my ankle , I couldn't take it anymore ! ever since I broke it , I can't bear it !
i love how el primo siempre se preocupa por mi
I love how el primo always looks out for me.
but whatever shoutout to roque por bailar me today!!!
but whatever shoutout to Roque for dancing with me today!!!
ill just let it go! tht was stupid to get mad of but ya que!
I'll just let it go! That was stupid to get mad over but whatever!
<user> why wouldnt i do tht! you've proved to me tht you are wrth every single wrd i said! eres la mejor amiga de todas! love you!
<user> why wouldn't I do that! You've proven to me that you are worth every single word I said! You're the best friend of all! Love you!
<user> <user> <user> no preocupaciones me and marlensita got this
<user> <user> <user> don't worry , Marlen and I got this .
<user> <user> <user> most definetly well si voy cause mi dad dijo que si y luego que aver que most likely a yes but still
<user> <user> <user> most definetly yeah I'm going because my dad said so and then we'll see most likely a yes though
<user> ommgggg yesss hasta que se nos hace vernos! y no nomas una si no muchas lol!!
<user> omg finally we get to see each other! and not just once but many many times lol!!
no pos wow bonita chulada! im locked out of the house and my sisters bawling her eyes out!!!
Now that's a pretty mess! I'm locked out of the house and my sister's crying her eyes out!!!
i swear we never get tired of each other.. we've been seeing each other for the past three weeks y no ay pedo lol
i swear we never get tired of each other .. we've been hanging out for the past three weeks and there's no slowing down lol
damn exactly 6 months from today vamos andar de pary!!! woot woot!!!
Damn exactly six months from today we're gonna be partying!!! Woot woot!!!
<user> que ya el rancho nos esta esperando right bigbooty?
<user> Is the ranch waiting for us already, bootyfull?
tan bien que ivan las cosas... im so lost what did i do?!
Things were going so well . . . I'm so lost , what did I do ?!
osea ya me estoy haciendo super mega famosa!!!! lmao
So , I 'm becoming super mega famous ! ! ! lmao
<user> oseaaaa mega amigis claro que you are me lo tienes mas que comprovado
<user> that's right mega friends , you've more than proven it to me .
i can only send them to him! i dont care como me mire when i snapchat poncho el tambien se ve pa la fregada lol jk jk
I can only send them to him! I don't care cómo me mire when I Snapchat Poncho he also looks like shit lol jk jk
this shit fuken pisses me off!!! siempre tratando de aser de las bancas de adentro!!!!
This shit fuken makes me mad!!! Always trying to make the inside benches!!!
i swear la platica con crystal was just perfff!!!
I swear the conversation with Crystal was just perfect!!!
<user> like a agapito supposly ya lo conosen en todos los casinos lmao
<user> like Agapito supposedly they know him in all the casinos lmao
<user> i aint really liking the idea. como que si como que no. se la van a pasar en los casinos!!!
<user> I really don't dig the idea . It's like , maybe yes , maybe no . They're gonna spend the whole time at the casinos !!!
i like being a summer baby! especially cause i always spend my bday at rodeos mi mero mole!
I like being a summer baby ! Especially because my birthday is always spent at rodeos , my ultimate favorite !
<user> ima go sleepover your casa over the summer for a whole week! and thats good to hear asi me gusta
<user> ima go sleepover at your house over the summer for a whole week! and that's great to hear me gusta
y luego from my dads side.. that was extra hard because i love and get along with every single one of them all my life
and then from my dad's side .. that was extra difficult because I love and have gotten along with each and every one of them all my life
me dos!!! y fuck a los que no lea guste lol
me too !!! and fuck those who don't like it lol
lifes crazy girl but heyyyy the good thing is que andamos al cien right now ans we cleared everything out
Life's crazy girl but heyyyy the good thing is we're doing great right now and we cleared everything out
<user> yea lol. alexia always makes fun of me cause im short. y siempre le digo que she wont be able to wear heels y se enoja haha
<user> yea lol . alexia always makes fun of me because i'm short . and i always tell her that "un día te vas a querer poner tus tacones y no vas a poder" and she gets mad haha
<user> like barley 3'11 y ella ya 5ft
<user> like barely 3ft 11 and her 5ft already
<user> same thing i say que cresca pa arriva pero de pata no lol. ya que tho shes allready like a size bigger then me shes a 7 nd im a 6
<user> same , i say que crezca para arriba pero de lado , no de pata . pero ya , ella es como un número más grande que yo , soy un 6 y ella es un 7 .
ojos verdes on replayyy
Green eyes on replayyy
oh really?! bestfriends right? de cuando aca?
oh really ?! besties since when ? desde cuándo ?
manana voy a conquistar la will forever be an amazing song. not because me la dedicaron but because my momma always jams to it!
"Tomorrow I'm going to conquer the 'will forever be an amazing song.' Not because anyone dedicated it to me, but because my momma always jams to it!"
your lucky i cant sleep cause i took a nap hace rato si no i'd be knocked out!
Your lucky I can't sleep because I took a nap a while ago , or else I'd be knocked out !
no mattet how cute you were me caiste gordo!!!
It doesn't matter how cute you were I fell you fat!!!
pos disque ando arreglada. pos i guess i am lol
Well , I guess I'm all dolled up lol .
i textes my mom all happy about it i even sent her emojis y ni me contesta
i textes my mom all happy about it , i even sent her emojis and she doesn't reply me .
ya duermete patty aver si se te ablanda la cabeza poquito pa que no este tan duera lol love you!
"Go to sleep Patty so your head can soften up a bit 'cause you're being a real dummy lol love you!"
love you too mi pato!!
Love you too my duck!
<user> si estas mi patty lol jk
<user> if you're my patty lol jk
<user> yea dude... ni se que decir le
<user> yeah bro... I don't even know what to tell him.
<user> cause my bus gets here at 6:30 and i take like an hour to get ready so mujer aprevenida vale por dos lol
<user> because my bus gets here at 6:30 and I take about an hour to get ready so una mujer prevenida vale por dos lol
i wonder como anda mi negro en el trabajo
I wonder how my "negro" is doing at work.
me avente exactly a month of vacation sali the 20th of december y today is my last day of vaycay!
I spent exactly one month on vacation , I left on the 20th of December and today is my last day of vaycay !
i honestly couldnt ask for a better mother con esta hasta le sobra el amor
i honestly couldn't ask for a better mother with this one love overflows
yea i kinda bitched them out! but ya que. se lo buscaron
Yeah I kinda chewed them out! But they deserved it.
no pero si fuera sido de ellas nos esperariamos hasta que varrieran el parking lot lol.
No but if it had been up to them we would've waited until they swept the parking lot lol.
hoy les reclame todo a mis brothers y dad!
I yelled at my brothers and dad today!
<user> ahahhaha como tu chaparra?! lol jk jk ahhh i understand!
<user> ahahhaha like you shorty?! lol lol ahhh i get it!
i went sleep at 4 y ya estoy levantada -.-
I went to sleep at 4 and I'm already up -.-
<user> hasta que te acuerdas de mi! i miss you!!
<user> finally you remember me! i miss you!!
okay ya voy a cerrar mis ojitos y contar borregitos lol night!
Okay I'll close my eyes now and count sheep lol good night!
<user> i knoe same here! ayer when i wasnt suppose to fall asleep porque me reganavan by 1 ya estava roncando y hora ni me pelan!
<user> i know same here! yesterday when i wasn't supposed to fall asleep porque me regañaban a las 1 ya estaba ronca y ahora ni me pelan !
<user> que bueno. live the single life! its always better. pregunte me ami lol
<user> that's great . live the single life ! it's always better . ask me , me lol
<user> ya tiene novia otra ves?! and yo no. yo soy muy valiente. nomas me tapo los ojos half way y todo es okay lmao
<user> does he have a girlfriend again ?! and I don't . I'm so brave . I just cover my eyes halfway and everything's okay lmao .
<user> ugghh i know pero pos ya que yolo!!! that was a weekend to remember tho!
<user> ugghh I know but oh well , YOLO !!! It was a weekend to remember though !
so when im at a party or something my fone is always vibrating getting txts and what not. & when im bored ni quien me pele -.-
So when I'm at a party or something my phone is always vibrating getting texts and stuff . When I'm bored no one bothers me .
<user> idk most likely despues de church... are you doing something?
<user> I don't know , probably after church ... Are you doing anything ?
<user> yesss we can probs pick you up si es que we convince him
<user> yesss we can probably pick you up if we manage to convince him
<user> omg i hate it! my mom tells us how her and her sisters hated when mi gpa no le decia si o no and im like thts how i feel!
<user> omg i hate it! my mom tells us how she and her siblings hated when my grandfather wouldn't give a clear yes or no answer and i'm like that's how i feel about <em>something</em>!
"i tld artemio im gonna die because this pain on my arms is to much y me dice ""pos que esperas, ya muerte"" he loves me to damn much"
"I told Artemio I'm gonna die because this pain in my arms is too much and he says 'then what are you waiting for, die already?' He loves me too damn much."
i legitally screamed!!!! no fue una si no dos!!!
I literally screamed!!!! It wasn't one , but two!!!
<user> yea i do and thanks fot everything pero no lo quiero enfadar lol
<user> yeah I do and thanks for everything but I don't want to piss him off lol
<user> yo tambien amanesi barefoot! do you ever feel like si no trai socks and your feet get cold your whole body gets cold?
<user> I did too! Barefoot amanesi, haha . Do you ever feel like if your feet get cold , your whole body gets cold ?
<user> ahhhh entonces asi si pues. you can say im weird then? lol
<user> ahhhh so true then . You can say I'm weird then ? lol
me avente mis buenas vacasiones! 4 week vacation!!! /o\
I had such a great vacation! 4 week vacation!!! /o\
<user> im not weird lol... si a esas vamos pos uste tambien.
<user> I'm not weird lol ... If we're going that way , you too .
i also cant sleep without my little pillow que mi abuelita nita me iso
I also can't sleep without my little pillow that my grandmother Nita made for me.
i sleep with socks but i always wake up with only one on y la otra by my pillow!
I sleep with socks but I always wake up with only one on and the other one is missing by the pillow!
<user> yesss sir lol but i always have to sleep with fresh socks cuando me voy a dormir i change them si no no duermo agusto
<user> yesss sir lol but I always have to sleep with fresh socks , when I go to bed I change them or else I won't sleep well .
<user> en la morning le digo cause she went to sleep cause se enfermo
<user> I'll tell her in the morning because she fell asleep as she wasn't feeling well.
horita its all fun and games but alrato que ira hacer!
Right now it's all fun and games but later it's gonna get real !
"telling my brothers hace rato about tht yahoos pg on insta and they both respond with ""oooo let me find out who it is y no se la van acavar"""
"Telling my brothers hace rato about that yahoos' PG on Insta and they both respond with 'oooo let me find out who it is I'm gonna fuck them up'"
va ser una hermosura when shes oldr..... as much as i hate her i still love her!
It's going to be a beauty when she's older . . . as much as I hate her , I still love her !
and no matter what i still love mi sisterna!!!!
and no matter what i still love mi hermana!!!!
"everything was always my way! siempre era ""lo que la nina quiera"" and now its ""alex quiere eso, eso se va aser"" -.-"
"Everything was always my way! It was always 'whatever the girl wants' and now it's 'Alex wants this, that's what we're doing' -.-"
i think the only one que lo puede aser renegar without him getting mad es mi sister! it irratates me!
I think the only one who can make him complain without him getting mad is my sister ! It annoys me !
i only like being home when oscar or mom are home too si no i rather be in school or somewhere else!
I only like being at home when Oscar or mom are at home too , otherwise I'd rather be in school or somewhere else !
i wish i was in school!!! i hate being home. cause my dad se enpacienta mucho and starts yelling -.-
I wish I was in school!!! I hate being at home because my dad gets so impatient and starts yelling .
<user> de nada but tu tienes el brush so even better lol sounds easier
<user> no problem but you have the brush so even better lol sounds easier
<user> haha yea. and yes really tambien mi cunada was scared but como mi tio trabaja en un zapateria he tld her que hace si las laban
<user> haha yea . and yes , really mi cunada was also scared , but since mi tio works at a shoe store , he told her que hace if they get washed .
<user> wow!!! nice lol well you can buy tht too but my cunada has had hers for like two years and she barley washed the other day en la
<user> wow!!! nice lol well you can buy that too but my sister-in-law has had hers for like two years and she barely washed it the other day .
<user> i jst got mine y ya se mancharon -.-
<user> i just got mine and they've already gotten dirty -.-
i love how se deja llevar con nosotros!
I love how he/she goes with the flow with us!
"i didnt know it offended you so much! but si no te fijaste it says ""pa que quiero bestfriends when i have cousins"" mann seriously!!!"
I didn't know it offended you so much! But if you didn't notice , it says "para qué quiero mejores amigas cuando tengo primas" mann seriously!!!
<user>: watching telepaisa movies y dan ganas ya de andar en los coleaderos
<user>: watching telepaisa movies makes me want to go horse riding already!
im glad we have my tio crispin fot another year and hopefully diosito le de mucho tiempo mas a nuestro lado. alegrando nos nostros corazones
I'm glad we have my uncle Crispin for another year and hopefully God will give him much more time by our side . Filling our hearts with joy .
<user> oh i jst did dicen que como esta el palillo
<user> oh i just did they say how's the toothpick
<user> viejo inutil lol hes full of shit! ainy nobody got time for him!!!
<user> useless old man lol he's full of shit! ain't nobody got time for him !!!
"being blocked my your own cousin disque ""sister"" on twitter... ta bueno puess al puro cien"
"being blocked by your own cousin who calls herself 'sister' on twitter ... that's cool I guess top notch"
<user> eyyyy lol.... hey changa send me la picture que tienenes on tu keyboard
<user> eyyyy lol ... hey homie send me the pic you got on your keybo .
<user> so ya no te voy a ver for tu birthday?!
<user> So I'm not gonna see you on your birthday ?!
<user> yea probably! but idk yet nomas mi tia le hablo a mi ma. and yea ta chisqiada la alexia
<user> yeah probably ! But I don't know yet , only my aunt spoke to my mom . and yeah , Alexia is so pissed off .
"<user> ya dije y no me rajo lol! hace rato salio alexia modelando mis ""interiores"" lmaooo"
<user> I already said it and I'm not chickening out lol! Alexia just modeled my "undies" LMAOOO
<user> lmaooo como dijo mi es lo madre asi vengansen yo tengo ropa pa aventar pa afuera lol... seriously i realized i have sooo much
<user> lmaooo as my mom says it's the truth so come at me i have clothes to throw at you guys lol... seriously i realized i have sooo much
<user> you really dont get pimples.. nomas es saber se cuidar like not sleeping with makeup.. tht gives you acne!!
<user> you really don't get pimples .. it's just about taking care of yourself like not sleeping with makeup .. that gives you acne !
yo no soy rincorosa and no matter what i will always be here for any one as long as they show me trust too
I'm not bitter and no matter what , I'll always be here for anyone as long as they show me trust as well .
okay i got my goodnight snapchat /.\ so horasi a dormir
Okay , I got my goodnight snap . Now , time for bed .
traigooo perdida la feeee... traigo el corazon herido my all time favorite song from viento!
I've lost faith... I have a broken heart, my all time favorite song from Wind!
"<user> haha yea!! like the day of bdubs ""no se vayan que quiero saber el chisme"" lmaooo"
<user> haha yea ! like the day of bdubs "do not leave because I want to know the gossip" lmaooo