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I commented saying that I was in for UHC 19. A few days later (today), I looked to see if my name was on the list...and saw a link to the signup page, which I had not even noticed.
And now I have to wait a week or so for another tournament to pop up. Well, TIFU...in Minecraft. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by commenting that I'd joined a Minecraft Tournament...and forgot to actually sign up. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vfduk/tifu_by_commenting_that_id_joined_a_minecraft/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | RidleyOReilly | null | None | null | null | null | 1340343305 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vf9a8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vf9a8 | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vf9a8/tifu_ate_a_shitton_of_dried_fruit_for_the_first/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 47 | null | null | My insides don't like what my outsides ate.
I have been sitting here for a *long* time.
This sucks. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Ate a shitton of dried fruit for the first time, then a shitton of White Castle Sliders for the first time. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vf9a8/tifu_ate_a_shitton_of_dried_fruit_for_the_first/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | taygrindtay | null | None | null | null | null | 1340335925 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vf2o1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vf2o1 | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vf2o1/tifu_accidentally_exposed_my_penis_to_a_female/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 55 | null | null | Slept on the couch at two waitresses's house without a shirt on, one left in the morning and saw me passed out with my hand down my my pants and half of my dick hanging out. Everyone I work with knows. Pretty chill. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- Accidentally exposed my penis to a female coworker. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vf2o1/tifu_accidentally_exposed_my_penis_to_a_female/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | asnof | null | None | null | null | null | 1340333872 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vf0qm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vf0qm | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vf0qm/tifu_realized_the_college_course_i_wasted_8/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | In august I started taking a college course to become a welder. It is an experimental course and when you graduate you become "certified". This is essentially useless. It was today after working 3 weeks that I realized how miserable the hob itself is(for me anyay). Learn from my mistake and job shadow someone befor... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Realized the college course I wasted 8 months doing is useless to me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vf0qm/tifu_realized_the_college_course_i_wasted_8/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340487990 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vhyh4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vhyh4 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vhyh4/tifu_failed_my_second_year_at_uni/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Today i found out, i failed 4 out of 6 exams, seriously lucky i got the pass mark, 40% in one of the other 2 otherwise i'd be leaving Uni today. Instead i've got a summer of revision and resits to do. Joy. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU; Failed my second year at Uni | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vhyh4/tifu_failed_my_second_year_at_uni/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | coforce | null | None | null | null | null | 1340487657 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340504217 | null | False | null | vhy74 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vhy74 | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vhy74/tifu_while_eating_at_a_restaurant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 239 | null | null | I was eating in a restaurant with a group of people enjoying a meal. I noticed that a very attractive waitress (who was not serving our table) kept making eye contact with me smiling. She eventually took a break and sat at a table behind me. I turned around to look at her and as I did so I rocked the table I was sittin... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while eating at a restaurant. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vhy74/tifu_while_eating_at_a_restaurant/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340487027 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vhxp9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vhxp9 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vhxp9/tifu_by_while_eating_in_a_restaurant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I was eating in a restaurant with a group of people enjoying a meal. I noticed that a very attractive waitress (whom was not serving our table) kept making eye contact with me smiling. She eventually took a break and sat at a table behind me. I turned around to look at her and as I did so I rocked the table I was sitti... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by while eating in a restaurant. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vhxp9/tifu_by_while_eating_in_a_restaurant/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DontThrowAway2Hard | null | None | null | null | null | 1340457021 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vhchi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vhchi | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vhchi/yifu_by_taking_a_dump_in_my_friends_garden_at_his/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | YIFU by taking a dump in my friend's garden at his 17th birthday party. His parents found the evidence and everyone that went knows about it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vhchi/yifu_by_taking_a_dump_in_my_friends_garden_at_his/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | EXSUPERVILLAIN | null | None | null | null | null | 1340445285 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vh8b6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vh8b6 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vh8b6/tifu_by_having_my_gps_fly_out_of_my_car_window/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 42 | null | null | I was driving this morning on a busy road when I had to make a right turn. I turned pretty quickly and somehow my GPS detached it's suction cup from my front windshield, flew across my dashboard, and right out my window.
I am also an Asian female...I will now get lost everywhere I go. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having my GPS fly out of my car window. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vh8b6/tifu_by_having_my_gps_fly_out_of_my_car_window/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | allyallyally | null | None | null | null | null | 1340439985 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vh6hl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vh6hl | null | 105 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vh6hl/tifu_by_telling_my_coworker_she_was_fuckable/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 658 | null | null | Said co-worker came to work wearing a green and red dress. What I meant to say was that she looked very festive.. brain fail had me saying she looked fuckable.
Now everyone in the office thinks I'm a crude lesbian.
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my co-worker she was fuckable.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vh6hl/tifu_by_telling_my_coworker_she_was_fuckable/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340439445 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vh698 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vh698 | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vh698/tifu_poured_hcl_into_a_4l_jug_of_na2s2o3/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 25 | null | null | A few days ago (would've posted it then but I didn't think of it), we were doing a practical investigation in Chemistry class, to look at how changing the temperature of two reacting substances affects the rate of reaction.
There were two bottles of liquid Hydrochloric Acid (HCl) and two of liquid Sodium Thiosulfate (... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Poured HCl into a 4L jug of Na2S2O3 | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vh698/tifu_poured_hcl_into_a_4l_jug_of_na2s2o3/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Estranged_Noodle | null | None | null | null | null | 1340435265 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vh4ez | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vh4ez | null | 32 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vh4ez/tifu_my_mom_walked_into_a_horrifying_scene_of_me/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 92 | null | null | So long story short, I just got out of the shower and I had a few dingleberries dangling about in the lower region. I couldn't really go at them with my towel on, so I maximize my posture (as detailed in the title) and as I'm in the field, my mom slams through the door with the laundry. After an immediate gasp and abou... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: My mom walked into a horrifying scene of me naked, with one leg stooped over the side of my bed as my left hand was clearing dingleberry debris and the other was maintaining ballsack leverage. So much awkwardness has since ensued. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vh4ez/tifu_my_mom_walked_into_a_horrifying_scene_of_me/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | gythorg | null | None | null | null | null | 1340424402 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vgxgv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vgxgv | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vgxgv/tifu_by_saying_kony_2012/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By saying KONY 2012 | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vgxgv/tifu_by_saying_kony_2012/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | BillMcLargeHuge | null | None | null | null | null | 1340423919 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vgx42 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vgx42 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vgx42/tifu_by_leaving_a_backpack_outside_with_my_wallet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 51 | null | null | I work at a restaurant in a beach town. As a dishwasher, I'm essentially the bitch of the kitchen, so at the end of the night I need to take out the garbage from the kitchen doors to a dumpster across the street. After a long and exhausting shift, I grabbed my backpack from the upstairs change room so I wouldn't have t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving a backpack outside with my wallet and clothes in it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vgx42/tifu_by_leaving_a_backpack_outside_with_my_wallet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Anindoorcat | null | None | null | null | null | 1340420191 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vgu7n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vgu7n | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vgu7n/tifu_by_getting_coffee_poured_on_my_head_interior/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | so I was about to head to work, poured a fresh pint glass full of hot coffee. Went to the car sat it on the roof, got in & started opening all the windows. Then I opened the sunroof that's when scalding hot coffee imploded over my head and inside of the car (bonus points: I was wearing a trucker hat, which I never ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting coffee poured on my head & interior of my car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vgu7n/tifu_by_getting_coffee_poured_on_my_head_interior/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PeesinMouths | null | None | null | null | null | 1340418891 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vgt69 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vgt69 | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vgt69/tifu_instead_of_cumming_in_a_girls_mouth_i_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | I'm almost 100% sure she didn't notice (she was drunk too), but she SWALLOWED it and said, "all gone" - which would have been really hot should I have released the correct bodily fluid. I was in a weird space immediately afterwards trying to convince myself it was actually cum, but then she wanted to make out and her b... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Instead of cumming in a girl's mouth, I was drunk and let out a short burst of piss | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vgt69/tifu_instead_of_cumming_in_a_girls_mouth_i_was/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340409606 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vglts | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vglts | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vglts/tifu_by_setting_off_a_crazy_chicks_crazy_mode/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So, an ex girlfriend of mine and I met up a few weeks ago and it was fun. We talked all the time over the phone and IM. We saw each other a lot and I knew that she wanted another relationship. The only issue is that I didn't feel the same way, but I felt like I was in too deep. So I kept digging this hole, trying to fi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by setting off a crazy chick's crazy mode. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vglts/tifu_by_setting_off_a_crazy_chicks_crazy_mode/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340582125 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vjnk7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vjnk7 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vjnk7/tifu_and_forgot_my_moms_birthday/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | Yup. Well, technically yesterday I fucked up. Forgot my Mom's birthday. Didn't realize it until today. Owned. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: and forgot my mom's birthday. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vjnk7/tifu_and_forgot_my_moms_birthday/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nado6593 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340569485 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vjcmp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vjcmp | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vjcmp/tifu_by_breaking_a_3yo_backyard_jungle_gym_swing/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | Last night was one of my best friend's birthday parties. I'm in the backyard and a couple of my friends go out front to smoke and I stay behind with one other guy. After talking for a bit my eye catches a wooden jungle gym complete with 4 swings and a big slide in the side part of the backyard. I ask the guy I'm with i... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by breaking a 3yo backyard jungle gym swing set | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vjcmp/tifu_by_breaking_a_3yo_backyard_jungle_gym_swing/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | julieannjohnsonabled | null | None | null | null | null | 1340568719 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vjbxb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vjbxb | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vjbxb/tifu_request_tsa_agent_who_forgot_to_plug_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 86 | null | null | http://m.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/unplugged_tsa_airhead_triggers_jfk_kKxMANCPErCWn6KLfDbbVI | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Request: TSA agent who forgot to plug in metal detector. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vjbxb/tifu_request_tsa_agent_who_forgot_to_plug_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340564360 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340580291 | null | False | null | vj8e2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vj8e2 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vj8e2/tifu_dropped_cover_on_hand_broke_4_bones/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | The title says it all, only been working here for 4 days as maintenance, had the cover opened on one of the machines, was bent over checking out the lower part and had my hand on the lip when I bumped it and the lid slammed down at 2.5 times the speed of sound. Got me right on the back of the hand. Bled like someone sl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: dropped cover on hand, broke 4 bones | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vj8e2/tifu_dropped_cover_on_hand_broke_4_bones/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ebeltoft08 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340553993 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vj0ey | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vj0ey | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vj0ey/tifu_by_hitting_a_parked_car_while_riding_a_bike/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | I have a history of biking without a helmet, but my parents are strongly opposed to it. I wear one out of the house, then take it off 2 to 3 blocks away. (I know it's stupid and dangerous and not wroth the risk, but bear with me) Usually I take it off while riding, (I know, dumb) and today was no exception. As I was ju... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by hitting a parked car while riding a bike | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vj0ey/tifu_by_hitting_a_parked_car_while_riding_a_bike/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340547071 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | viw2i | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_viw2i | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/viw2i/tifu_by_selling_a_bike_and_proceeding_to_lose_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | I sold a bike to a friend before leaving the country, but I needed to get some food to make in the days before the flight, so I told him I would go to the store and back and give him the key. I lost the key in the small time frame from paying to going back to the parking lot. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by selling a bike and proceeding to lose the key. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/viw2i/tifu_by_selling_a_bike_and_proceeding_to_lose_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Aldairion | null | None | null | null | null | 1340546171 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vivmh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vivmh | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vivmh/tifu_got_my_very_first_sunburn_they_kinda_suck/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I guess it was technically yesterday that I fucked up, but my back still kills. I'm 24 and I've never gotten sunburnt before. I'm of Indian descent and I always thought I was immune to that sort of thing, and I'd actually get pretty smug around my friends whenever they got sunburnt.
Anyway, on Thursday I was out at t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got my very first sunburn. They kinda suck. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vivmh/tifu_got_my_very_first_sunburn_they_kinda_suck/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | narwhal-bacon | null | None | null | null | null | 1340530245 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340530467 | null | False | null | viq0n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_viq0n | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/viq0n/tifu_and_sent_my_5yo_sister_careering_down_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 117 | null | null | Okay so, my family and I went on a weekend trip up the the mountains for snow related activities. Neither my sister nor I have ever seen snow before so understandably, we were excited. I was pulling her up this hill on a toboggan, and off to the side there was this slope. I thought great! So I gave her a massive push, ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: And sent my 5yo sister careering down a professional ski slope | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/viq0n/tifu_and_sent_my_5yo_sister_careering_down_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340517189 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vikbq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vikbq | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vikbq/tifu_said_yes_to_a_date_even_thought_i_have_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | This guy asked me out for ice cream after I get off work sometime, I feel weird saying no cause I have been friendly to this guy cause he comes in a lot and I was really tired (it was third shift). I dont know his last name or a way to contact him to apologize and get out of it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Said "Yes." to a date even thought I have a boyfriend. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vikbq/tifu_said_yes_to_a_date_even_thought_i_have_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340513468 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vihuo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vihuo | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vihuo/tifu_on_a_bike/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 65 | null | null | I live in a large city in New York. I don't have a car. Anyway I was riding my bike to work one day, I was running late, and I decided to go down a hill that was so steep that it was hard to walk on to make up time. A branch got caught in the spokes of my tire and I took a header at literally 20+mph. I woke up some hou... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: on a bike | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vihuo/tifu_on_a_bike/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | goner78 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340511261 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vig71 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vig71 | null | 49 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vig71/tifu_at_my_girlfriends_parents_house/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 190 | null | null | This weekend I took a trip to my girlfriend's house as a surprise since I haven't seen her in a couple of weeks. Today started off by me getting sick after breakfast, resulting in me throwing up all the food her mom had just spent cooking. Not the best start to a day.
After dinner, I get that feeling. I have to tak... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at my girlfriend's parent's house | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vig71/tifu_at_my_girlfriends_parents_house/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340506127 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vicdl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vicdl | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vicdl/tifu_by_not_making_a_move/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | Me and a girl i've had a crush on and off for about 3 years. She gets her friends to scram and it's just me and her at a table at the back of a pub (outside bit). Her hand in mine and im stroking it, candles are the only light source around (and are on the table). The conversation leads to us both admitting we had feel... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not making a move. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vicdl/tifu_by_not_making_a_move/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Hmpsndmps | null | None | null | null | null | 1340665259 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vlja2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vlja2 | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vlja2/tifu_backed_out_of_the_driveway_and_grazed_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | So now we're looking at a potential $1,300 repair. Any advice? I'm already thinking of a budget for my sophomore year at college, and now I have to factor this in, which throws everything off. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Backed out of the driveway and grazed my dad's car. Grazed it hard enough to crush something, rendering the driver's side door immovable. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vlja2/tifu_backed_out_of_the_driveway_and_grazed_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MrBeanpod | null | None | null | null | null | 1340661651 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vlfgr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vlfgr | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vlfgr/tifu_and_i_take_the_cake/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I called my wife fat. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and I take the cake | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vlfgr/tifu_and_i_take_the_cake/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Half-sauce | null | None | null | null | null | 1340657084 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vlaah | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vlaah | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vlaah/tifu_friend_lets_me_borrow_some_army_replica/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | It was WW1-era equipment like ammo pouches and belts, a canteen, pairs of gloves, and a compass. Lost all of it. Don't know how, but I did. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Friend let's me borrow some army replica equipment and I lose it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vlaah/tifu_friend_lets_me_borrow_some_army_replica/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340651915 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vl4cn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vl4cn | null | 32 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vl4cn/tifu_by_smashing_my_windpipe_in_the_car_door/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 170 | null | null | When I was putting my son in his car seat my heel snapped off and I fell from the curb and landed on my car door. Luckily for me, my windpipe broke my fall. I now have a bruise that looks like someone was choking me over the weekend.
*"Hey t_hro_w! How was yo-- oh God! Sweetie, what happened?!"* | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by smashing my windpipe in the car door | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vl4cn/tifu_by_smashing_my_windpipe_in_the_car_door/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340642093 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vkto6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vkto6 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vkto6/tifu_when_me_and_some_friends_egged_our_other/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | My friends dad is the biggest dick he's always yelling at us, creeping on our girlfriends (as in staring at them and asking for hugs), putting us down saying stuff like how did you get a girl like that ( being completely serious) worst part is he's 45 Living in his 23 year old son's house and mooching off of him, but n... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: When me and some friends egged our other friend's dad's truck | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vkto6/tifu_when_me_and_some_friends_egged_our_other/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mrsmell | null | None | null | null | null | 1340641669 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340642167 | null | False | null | vkt87 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vkt87 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vkt87/tifu_helped_return_a_strangers_item_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | A stranger asked if I could help him out and said he needed to return something. He didn't have a receipt so their policy is to take down someone's ID (I guess he didn't have his ID on him). I returned the item for him. He was with me and the customer service people knew I didn't purchase the item but was returning it ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Helped return a stranger's item at Walmart...didn't realize it could have been stolen. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vkt87/tifu_helped_return_a_strangers_item_at/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | awesomeman91 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340637910 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vkpm0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vkpm0 | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vkpm0/tifu_flooded_the_apartment_and_my_shirt_is_still/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 91 | null | null | I only had one shirt to clean so I thought id just throw it in my tub in some hot water and clean it by hand. So I put the hot water on and threw the shirt in. Now its early in the morning so I'm really, really hungry. I decide to have a splendid breakfast of 3 scrambled eggs, sausages and English muffins and a beer. S... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Flooded the apartment and my shirt is still dirty. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vkpm0/tifu_flooded_the_apartment_and_my_shirt_is_still/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340607656 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vk8qs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vk8qs | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vk8qs/tofu_when_me_and_some_friends_egged_our_other/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | My friends dad is the biggest dick he's always yelling at us, creeping on our girlfriends (as in staring at them and asking for hugs), putting us down saying stuff like how did you get a girl like that ( being completely serious) worst part is he's 45 and mooching off of his 23 year old son, but none the less I feel ba... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tofu when me and some friends egged our other friend's dad's truck | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vk8qs/tofu_when_me_and_some_friends_egged_our_other/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | rokimaru | null | None | null | null | null | 1340604565 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vk6u2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vk6u2 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vk6u2/tifu_opened_a_bottle_of_wine_in_bachelor_fashion/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | It wasn't even mine. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: opened a bottle of wine in bachelor fashion, concussion and the need for stitches. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vk6u2/tifu_opened_a_bottle_of_wine_in_bachelor_fashion/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340599745 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vk381 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vk381 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vk381/tifu_by_having_a_charlie_horse_while_fapping/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having a charlie horse while fapping | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vk381/tifu_by_having_a_charlie_horse_while_fapping/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | CBod | null | None | null | null | null | 1340589812 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vju8b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vju8b | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vju8b/tifu_by_peeing_on_myself_and_the_sheets_while/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | Last night I was staying the night in a hotel with my girlfriend while we were out of town visiting friends. Throughout the day I had been drinking a lot to counteract the awful Texas heat and hadn't used the bathroom since morning. That night, we got back to the room late after a long day and proceeded to go directly ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by peeing on myself and the sheets while sleeping. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vju8b/tifu_by_peeing_on_myself_and_the_sheets_while/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | GravyMaster | null | None | null | null | null | 1340584233 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vjpct | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vjpct | null | 194 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/vjpct/tifu_and_blew_the_largest_load_of_man_gravy_upon/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 461 | null | null | So first a little back story. I am a guy, as you can assume from the title. I had an extremely busy December last year and this resulted in me not committing the heinous crime of masturbating for a while. After about two weeks, I realized the combo I had accidentally built and thought "*Eh, what the hell lets keep this... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and blew the largest load of man gravy upon my own face. (Slightly NSFW) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vjpct/tifu_and_blew_the_largest_load_of_man_gravy_upon/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throw_it_all_away_tw | null | None | null | null | null | 1340583062 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vjodj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vjodj | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vjodj/tifu_made_out_with_another_girl_at_a_bar_i_have_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | Not that I deserve any advice because I'm a piece of garbage...but what have others done in this situation? | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Made out with another girl at a bar. I have a girlfriend. I told her about it and not sure what to do next. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vjodj/tifu_made_out_with_another_girl_at_a_bar_i_have_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340752423 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vnm7r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vnm7r | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vnm7r/tifu_fell_out_of_a_boat_messed_up_my_fishing_reel/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I decided to go fishing out at the local park today and, long story short, I had a hard time getting into the boat. The person I was with got in first. Then when I was getting in, they leaned over the same side and it half flipped over so that I fell in the water. I wasn't in MUCH danger because I know how to swim, I j... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Fell out of a boat, messed up my fishing reel, almost ruined a turtle's day. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vnm7r/tifu_fell_out_of_a_boat_messed_up_my_fishing_reel/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mystline7 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340751199 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vnl20 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vnl20 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vnl20/tifu_by_intentionally_sending_my_60_year_old/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by intentionally sending my 60 year old Canadian relative to the goatse man. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vnl20/tifu_by_intentionally_sending_my_60_year_old/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | mymomsgonnakillme | null | None | null | null | null | 1340740734 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vn9uy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vn9uy | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vn9uy/tifu_im_pretty_sure_that_i_formatted_the_memory/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | My girlfriend took all the pictures of me and my sister at graduation, and afterwards gave me the memory card. Fast forward about a month, me being a typical guy hasnt done anything with these pictures. I bought myself a camera with graduation money, and it didnt come with a memory card. So i popped in the one I th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU im pretty sure that I formatted the memory card that has me and my twin sisters high school graduation pictures. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vn9uy/tifu_im_pretty_sure_that_i_formatted_the_memory/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340731323 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vmzbr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vmzbr | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vmzbr/according_to_my_mother_and_sister_tifu/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 56 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | According to my Mother and Sister, TIFU. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vmzbr/according_to_my_mother_and_sister_tifu/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | king_samwich | null | None | null | null | null | 1340730643 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vmyl8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vmyl8 | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vmyl8/tifu_by_burning_my_foot_on_a_toy_scooter/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | I was rolling down a cement driveway really fast on the scooter (in bare feet) and I pushed down hard on the brake at the back. Instant skin melting, you can see the pattern of the brake embedded into the blister lol :/
[The burn](http://imgur.com/wwdGe) and [Another](http://imgur.com/NtrWQ)
[The scooter in question]... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by burning my foot on a toy scooter... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vmyl8/tifu_by_burning_my_foot_on_a_toy_scooter/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Melforprezzz | null | None | null | null | null | 1340728784 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vmwnk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vmwnk | null | 52 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vmwnk/tifu_got_a_splinter_in_my_throat/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 174 | null | null | So earlier I was eating a Popsicle, thinking nothing of it. I finished my popsicle and decide it would be a good idea to chew up the wooden stick it came on. After a few minutes of this, I realize I feel something in the back of my throat. I try coughing and what not, to no avail. I continue for the next few hours in m... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU got a splinter in my throat | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vmwnk/tifu_got_a_splinter_in_my_throat/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jaredpaik | null | None | null | null | null | 1340693957 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vmabz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vmabz | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vmabz/tifu_by_dropping_my_backpack/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | And smashing a $150 bottle of DKNY cologne that was sitting in the bottom of my bag, now my house smells like cologne and I have a rent inspection on Thursday. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dropping my backpack | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vmabz/tifu_by_dropping_my_backpack/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340692967 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vm9pa | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vm9pa | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vm9pa/tifu_chewed_up_a_popsicle_stick_throat_blood/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So earlier I was eating a Popsicle, thinking nothing of it. I finished my popsicle and decide it would be a good idea to chew up the wooden stick it came on. After a few minutes of this, I realize I feel something in the back of my throat. I try coughing and what not, to no avail. I continue for the next few hours in m... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU chewed up a popsicle stick, throat blood ensued. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vm9pa/tifu_chewed_up_a_popsicle_stick_throat_blood/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | drunkenporn | null | None | null | null | null | 1340673525 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vlrs1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vlrs1 | null | 28 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vlrs1/tifu_drunken_porn_fest_resulted_in_the_bank/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 115 | null | null | So I like wine... A lot. The other night I decided to drink about a bottle... Had a cigar and I was feeling great. In my eventual stupor I thought I'd find a little something to look at before I went to bed. The shiny pop ups clouded my judgment and I offered up my credit card to the internet gods a few times mind you ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu Drunken porn fest resulted in the bank calling my house and talking to my Dad.... Yup. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vlrs1/tifu_drunken_porn_fest_resulted_in_the_bank/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | msager12 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340836894 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vpk0e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vpk0e | null | 53 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vpk0e/my_sister_saw_me_fucking_my_girlfriend_on_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 153 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | My sister saw me fucking my girlfriend on the family couch. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vpk0e/my_sister_saw_me_fucking_my_girlfriend_on_the/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340832906 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vpg2w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vpg2w | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vpg2w/ti_almost_fu_hard/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TI ALMOST FU. Hard. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vpg2w/ti_almost_fu_hard/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Reverserer | null | None | null | null | null | 1340821831 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vp46a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vp46a | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vp46a/tif_fractured_my_foot_in_2_places/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIF - Fractured my foot in 2 places | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vp46a/tif_fractured_my_foot_in_2_places/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340819105 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vp120 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vp120 | null | 47 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vp120/tifu_my_boyfriends_mother_saw_me_naked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 125 | null | null | After sexytimes I wanted to grab a glass of water for us. I didn't know she was home so I just opened the door in my naked blazing glory and she had just happened to wake up and was going downstairs at the same time. I stood there for a few seconds, pretty sure said, "Oh shit!" and just ran away :( She probably heard u... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: My boyfriend's mother saw me naked. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vp120/tifu_my_boyfriends_mother_saw_me_naked/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ClogIsMyMiddleName | null | None | null | null | null | 1340817997 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vozuk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vozuk | null | 80 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vozuk/tifu_by_releasing_an_anaconda_from_my_colon/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 140 | null | null | Well, it was around midnight. I was just sitting alone in my living room, on my laptop, minding my own business, just killing time. I suddenly felt that unmistakable urge to relieve some of the pressure on my bowels caused my the massive brown log trapped up in there. So I set my laptop on the coffee table, sprint u... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by releasing an anaconda from my colon | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vozuk/tifu_by_releasing_an_anaconda_from_my_colon/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340814550 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vowch | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vowch | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vowch/reddit_today_i_fucked_up_bad_i_took_2_gummy/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Reddit, today I fucked up bad. I took 2 gummy vitamins and it says to take only 1 on the bottle. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vowch/reddit_today_i_fucked_up_bad_i_took_2_gummy/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Atoris23 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340796869 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | voi9x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_voi9x | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/voi9x/tifu_i_showed_a_golf_ball_up_may_ass_and_i_cant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was feeling extra kinky today so while I was fapping I inserted a golf ball up my ass. After I was done I could not get it out. What should I do? Will laxitives get it out? (I'm way to embarrassed to visit a doctor because my mom works there) | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I showed a golf ball up may ass and I can't get it out. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/voi9x/tifu_i_showed_a_golf_ball_up_may_ass_and_i_cant/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340790346 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340820022 | null | False | null | vofga | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vofga | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vofga/tifu_i_tried_to_brush_my_teeth_while_the_water_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | So while I'm brushing, I spilled mostly raw meat and eggs (from garbage can) onto the floor and slipped cleaning it up. I tried to mop up the mess with my dirty shirt and shorts to no avail. In short, I ended up sneaking into my neighbor's condo in my underwear with my toothbrush in my mouth to find a mop, towel, or so... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I tried to brush my teeth while the water in my condo was shut off for maintenance and it escalated quickly... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vofga/tifu_i_tried_to_brush_my_teeth_while_the_water_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340789639 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vof6l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vof6l | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vof6l/today_i_tried_to_brush_my_teeth_while_the_water/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | So while I'm brushing, I spill mostly raw meat and eggs (from garbage can) onto the floor and slip cleaning it up. I tried to mop up the mess with my dirty shirt and shorts to no avail. In short, I ended up sneaking into my neighbor's condo in my underwear with my toothbrush in my mouth to find a mop, towel, or somethi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today, I tried to brush my teeth while the water in my condo was shut off for maintenance and it escalated quickly... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vof6l/today_i_tried_to_brush_my_teeth_while_the_water/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340779371 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340779634 | null | False | null | voa75 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_voa75 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/voa75/accidentally_group_texted_my_friends_and_boss_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | accidentally group texted my friends and boss in the same text. Friends replied with obscenities and asking when we were going to blaze it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/voa75/accidentally_group_texted_my_friends_and_boss_in/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | 8_bit_hero | null | None | null | null | null | 1340774932 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340775603 | null | False | null | vo75u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vo75u | null | 69 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vo75u/tifu_by_stopping_at_the_side_of_the_road_for_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 164 | null | null | Today was a friends' birthday, so my wife and I drove the 25 minutes into town to hang out with her. We got dinner, went to a bar, bought some books, and had a generally good day before going back to the friends' house for, and here you see the part where I fucked up, some wine and pizza rolls. Each good on their own, ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by stopping at the side of the road for an emergency shit and almost getting arrested | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vo75u/tifu_by_stopping_at_the_side_of_the_road_for_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Peacockblue11 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340762233 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vnve0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vnve0 | null | 37 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vnve0/tifu_i_read_this_postsecret_card_then_kissed_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 58 | null | null | I was on Postsecret and read [this](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4nYxqIWiWe0/T-YszeBcIkI/AAAAAAAATlg/rBUPwMnTOzw/s400/perfect.jpg) post card. It was so cute, I leaned over to my boyfriend and gave him a peck. It wouldn't have been a big deal EXCEPT that he was leaning over my shoulder and read the post secret card.
He ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I read this postsecret card, then kissed my boyfriend. Now he thinks he has a small dick. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vnve0/tifu_i_read_this_postsecret_card_then_kissed_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | redstonenico | null | None | null | null | null | 1340759601 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vnsuy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vnsuy | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vnsuy/tifu_by_writing_my_name_in_wet_cement_and_having/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | I was walking down the street and saw some wet cement (insert title here) I'm actually freaked out because he took a picture of me while I was trying to erase it. Then some other guy came out of a bank after the car guy told me to leave and said he had every thing on video so I just walked away as fast as I could. I'm... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by writing my name in wet cement and having an old man get out of his car stoping traffic to tell at me and threatening to the call the cops while telling me to "get the mother fucking name out with my fucking finger, mother fucker | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vnsuy/tifu_by_writing_my_name_in_wet_cement_and_having/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | koremanmusic | null | None | null | null | null | 1340910081 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vr6km | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vr6km | null | 50 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vr6km/tifu_i_went_to_a_networking_event_and_ate_raw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 229 | null | null | I attended a networking event with a local Japanese cultural group and made various good contacts. The smorgasboard had all sorts of great food including raw oysters-one of my favorites. However, these may not have been fresh enough as within moments of consuming them I had an enormous gurgling and unsettling feeling s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I went to a networking event and ate raw oysters. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vr6km/tifu_i_went_to_a_networking_event_and_ate_raw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sadi89 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340908403 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vr4rb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vr4rb | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vr4rb/tifu_i_had_spelling_errors_on_my_resume/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I just got out of college and am looking for work. Today while applying for a job I saw I had wrote that I "Greeted costumers" instead of "Greeted customers".
I am dyslexic so I tend to be really careful about getting others to proof read my stuff, but no one picked up on this one. I'm sure places I've applied to noti... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I had spelling errors on my resume | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vr4rb/tifu_i_had_spelling_errors_on_my_resume/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340905041 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vr18q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vr18q | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vr18q/tifu_by_accidently_writing_my_ex_that_i_want_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I chatted with a good friend of my ex and told her (as a joke) that I "want to have really nice sex with her". She (my ex) answered "If you want to change how the things are between us, tell me."
Our relationship broke apart because I didn't want to hurry with it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidently writing my ex that I want to have
sex with her. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vr18q/tifu_by_accidently_writing_my_ex_that_i_want_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dabisnit | null | None | null | null | null | 1340902187 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341032409 | null | False | null | vqy8f | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vqy8f | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vqy8f/tifu_while_house_sitting/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | When I was house sitting this week, I was told to do three things, I fucked up all three. I was supposed to take care of the pool, clean up the bird poo on the deck, and water the plants.
**Fuck up number one**: I locked myself in the garage for about 10 minutes when I was about to cut the grass. I guess I locked the ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while house sitting | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vqy8f/tifu_while_house_sitting/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340898653 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vqult | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vqult | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vqult/tifu_by_running_my_friends_longboard_over_with_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | My friend forgot his longboard at my house the other night and it has been sitting in my lawn right next to the driveway. So today I was going to mow this lady's lawn, and as I'm backing my dad's truck out of the driveway (I had to drive over to the lady's house), I get a little crooked because my dad parks in the gara... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by running my friends longboard over with my dad's truck. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vqult/tifu_by_running_my_friends_longboard_over_with_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340879397 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vqgoz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vqgoz | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vqgoz/tifu_called_my_best_friend_a_piece_of_shit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | We've been roommates for 4 months, her mom yelled at me I should move out because I moved in with my cat. My friend told me prior to that that bringing a cat won't be an issue for her mother (who owns the appartment), turned out it wasn't really true. She threw my cat out of our appartment (it's not a big deal, I do it... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU called my best friend a piece of shit | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vqgoz/tifu_called_my_best_friend_a_piece_of_shit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340873717 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vqeay | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vqeay | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vqeay/tifu_i_should_have_smoked_that_last_cigarette/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | There's a woman who works at the same Walmart that I do who I really fancy. We work in different departments, so we rarely get to interact except for when our respective supervisors coincidentally send us on break at the same time. But the few times this has happened in the last year I've worked here have been really g... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I should have smoked that last cigarette. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vqeay/tifu_i_should_have_smoked_that_last_cigarette/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nixygirl | null | None | null | null | null | 1340864679 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vq9ho | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vq9ho | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vq9ho/tifu_literally_threw_up_on_myselfkeyboard_after/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 45 | null | null | [Here is the comment.](http://www.reddit.com/r/offbeat/comments/vorr3/this_guy_needs_a_snowblower_it_does_not_need_to/c56e1hu)
It's not even that bad, but my BF started talking about dog's eating poo and how a kitty litter isn't safe. I asked him to stop because I have a weak stomach...but Nooooooo. Then I blew chunks... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Literally threw up on myself/keyboard after reading a comment about dog poo in r/bestof | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vq9ho/tifu_literally_threw_up_on_myselfkeyboard_after/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TheSoundofStars | null | None | null | null | null | 1340859500 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vq5iz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vq5iz | null | 38 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vq5iz/tifu_by_running_a_chipmunk_over_with_my_lawnmower/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 201 | null | null | The (T) is there because this happened a couple years ago. I was mowing the front yard (we have a lot of land, almost 3 acres total), and I was maneuvering around some baby evergreens, when suddenly a little chipmunk darts out from a hole beneath one of the trees. And unfortunately, doesn't make it pass the mowers blad... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | (T)IFU by running a chipmunk over with my lawnmower, trying to bury it, and end up getting bit. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vq5iz/tifu_by_running_a_chipmunk_over_with_my_lawnmower/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340856121 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vq2h0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vq2h0 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vq2h0/tifu_when_my_girlfriend_saw_my_internet_search/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | And saw some things of the pornographic nature. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when my girlfriend saw my internet search history | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vq2h0/tifu_when_my_girlfriend_saw_my_internet_search/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throwaway12355 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340855872 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vq29d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vq29d | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vq29d/tifu_family_caught_me_crossdressing/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So to start off with, I'm staying with my aunt and uncle for the summer before I go back to college. They live in a small town in south western Virginia, and are an old southern style conservative couple.
Last night I curled up in bed in my favorite pair of panties after some vodka shots and passed out. This morning m... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Family caught me crossdressing | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vq29d/tifu_family_caught_me_crossdressing/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Rauldisco | null | None | null | null | null | 1340853300 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vpzv0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vpzv0 | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vpzv0/tifu_by_giving_away_free_xbox_live_for_a_year/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | TIFU. It all began when I was playing some Halo on the Xbox 360 when I got a message to all friends and recent players form a guy in my friends list. He said in the voice message that his Xbox live membership had run out completely and he was wondering if anybody had any membership codes to spare for him.
I remembered ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving away free xbox live for a year. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vpzv0/tifu_by_giving_away_free_xbox_live_for_a_year/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Justsomerandomgirl | null | None | null | null | null | 1340843933 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vpqs0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vpqs0 | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vpqs0/tifu_while_browsing_ratheism_in_public/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | My therapist took me and all of the other people in my therapy group to play basketball so I sat on the side browsing reddit the whole time. I was showing my therapist some of the posts on reddit. I came across a post about Islam and I saw a picture of a nine year old boy with his head chopped off and I said "Damn...fu... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while browsing /r/atheism in public | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vpqs0/tifu_while_browsing_ratheism_in_public/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341004384 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341004606 | null | False | null | vtbfu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vtbfu | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vtbfu/tifu_screwed_myself_on_rent/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I stupidly thought that this weeks pay should cover the rest of rent. FML. I can not have one good or even alright day. This is a string of bullshit that started about a month ago. Two tires, two windshields, no food, or rent later.. Now because of the bullshit, I can't pay my credit card off, or get my best buy insura... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Screwed myself on rent. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vtbfu/tifu_screwed_myself_on_rent/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | lewillman | null | None | null | null | null | 1341004242 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vtbav | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vtbav | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vtbav/tifuwhen_introducing_my_boss_at_a_big_meeting/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 161 | null | null | My boss isn't the most likeable person, and because of her last name sounding like A-hole, she has gained that as an office nickname. Today we had a meeting with the big bosses, investors, and clients. I was given the honor of introducing my boss, and I stood up and said I was proud to introduce "Mary A-hole."
I don'... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU--When introducing my boss at a big meeting. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vtbav/tifuwhen_introducing_my_boss_at_a_big_meeting/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PaddyIreland | null | None | null | null | null | 1340983121 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vsqkc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vsqkc | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vsqkc/tifu_i_made_a_little_girl_cry_her_eyes_out/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was working as a volunteer at a local Vacation Bible School and the theme was pirates and on said day of fucking up, we were having an obstacle course for the kids in which we shot them with squirt guns. Before the fuck up, the little girl had walked through the obstacle course because she was TERRIFIED of water. Mi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I made a little girl cry her eyes out | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vsqkc/tifu_i_made_a_little_girl_cry_her_eyes_out/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TIFUThrowaway | null | None | null | null | null | 1340982043 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vspm7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vspm7 | null | 55 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vspm7/tifu_i_served_bad_raw_oysters_at_a_networking/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I am a chef, and I was hired to make raw oysters among other foods to serve at a networking event. I heard the story about the person that got sick, and I just wanted to say sorry. After the event, and, as I saw, multiple people getting sick, the person who hired me came over to talk to me, and actually took $50 out of... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I served bad raw oysters at a networking event, and made many people sick. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vspm7/tifu_i_served_bad_raw_oysters_at_a_networking/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Rawlz | null | None | null | null | null | 1340942863 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vs2md | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vs2md | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vs2md/tifu_sent_a_mocking_text_about_a_coworker_to_our/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | So, I was trying to message a fellow coworker about something our resident weirdo at work said to me. Maybe you guys can help me calm down or help me realize how much trouble I might be in. Here's the text I accidentally sent to everyone:
"Mark quote of the day: 'What would you do if the person you considered a ment... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Sent a mocking text about a coworker to our office's group chat | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vs2md/tifu_sent_a_mocking_text_about_a_coworker_to_our/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340942400 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vs274 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vs274 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vs274/tifu_had_sex_with_a_girl_i_met_off_the_street/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Had sex with a girl I met off the street without a condom. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vs274/tifu_had_sex_with_a_girl_i_met_off_the_street/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | InMSWeAntitrust | null | None | null | null | null | 1340937066 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vrxay | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vrxay | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vrxay/tifu_nearly_hit_a_lady_in_the_eye_with_a_straw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | So I went to dinner and after ordering and getting our drinks, I unwrapped an inch of my straw and shot the straw wrapper at my friend. The wrapper went wide, and arced right by a lady's face, then went past her and up onto the partition between the rows of tables (they were behind us in the same row). The husband go... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Nearly hit a lady in the eye with a straw
wrapper and almost got into a fight | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vrxay/tifu_nearly_hit_a_lady_in_the_eye_with_a_straw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nulnillnot | null | None | null | null | null | 1340931742 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vrsbb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vrsbb | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vrsbb/tifu_got_bit_by_a_raccoon_now_i_have_to_have/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 42 | null | null | Saw a raccoon lying on the side of a busy freeway. Being the stupid helper I am, I thought if it was still alive I could take it to the local wildlife rehab. It ended up getting some life back into it after being seemingly almost dead and bit my finger then ran away. Fuck, raccoons are one of the two known rabies ca... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Got bit by a raccoon, now I have to have rabies shots for the next month | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vrsbb/tifu_got_bit_by_a_raccoon_now_i_have_to_have/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Domerhead | null | None | null | null | null | 1341099101 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vuzoa | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vuzoa | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vuzoa/tifu_by_borrowing_my_uncles_tractor_only_to_crash/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | My families tractor wasn't working, so I called my uncle to borrow theirs so I can finally get my lawn mowed. He had warned me that the throttle was broken, so there was only one speed, but I figured it was stuck in a slower speed rather than a high speed. I was wrong. I threw it into reverse to get it out of their gar... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by borrowing my uncles tractor only to crash it into their garage door frame. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vuzoa/tifu_by_borrowing_my_uncles_tractor_only_to_crash/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | hilerfleshlight | null | None | null | null | null | 1341094905 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341354146 | null | False | null | vuwg5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vuwg5 | null | 75 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vuwg5/tifu_by_walking_outside_topless/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 234 | null | null | My husband is a Marine, currently deployed to Afghanistan, and we live on base (very close neighbors on each side). I'm getting pretty used to living like a foul bachelor, usually not putting pants on until around noonish. Or wearing pants and not putting a shirt on until around the same time. That the instance today. ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by walking outside topless | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vuwg5/tifu_by_walking_outside_topless/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ryanlynds | null | None | null | null | null | 1341087403 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vuqjn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vuqjn | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vuqjn/tifu_let_the_dog_and_cat_escape/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | First day feeding a friend's animals, both escape. Drove around the neighbourhood 3 times already. I was supposed to be here for 20 minutes, tops, now it's been 2.5 hours and no progress. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - let the dog and cat escape. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vuqjn/tifu_let_the_dog_and_cat_escape/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | theminimosher | null | None | null | null | null | 1341071700 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vuemx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vuemx | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vuemx/tifu_by_getting_paraletic_and_defecating_on_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 29 | null | null | Now this was two months or so ago but it only just dawned on me to post this here, hopefully the comments will make me feel better about the whole ordeal ;D
So during the day, me and a few friends had a history revision class during the holidays, and the plan was to sleep at friend A's house so we could drink a bit, p... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting paraletic and defecating on a friends floor. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vuemx/tifu_by_getting_paraletic_and_defecating_on_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | justgesing | null | None | null | null | null | 1341068204 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vuche | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vuche | null | 51 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vuche/tifu_by_pulling_my_girlfriends_nose_piercing_out/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 80 | null | null | This was actually last night.. And the night had a few mo bumps than just that. I was out of condoms at that point, so on our way home went to pick up some more. Stupid me decided to try out a new kind (Trojan). So we get home, start getting into it, and the time comes, so I whip out a condom, fiddle with it, and what ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pulling my girlfriend's nose piercing out during sex. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vuche/tifu_by_pulling_my_girlfriends_nose_piercing_out/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341040357 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vu12b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vu12b | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vu12b/tifu_accidentally_looked_at_porn_at_work_multiple/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I just started a new job working in software QA. My work requires me to open lots of incognito windows in google chrome since the browser doesn't cache things the same. I don't know about you, but I have sort of a knee-jerk response such that whenever I open an incognito window, I immediately point my browser at my fav... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU accidentally looked at porn at work. multiple times. on the first day. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vu12b/tifu_accidentally_looked_at_porn_at_work_multiple/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | parasiticfiend | null | None | null | null | null | 1341039119 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vu0fj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vu0fj | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vu0fj/tifu_i_did_a_bad_after_handling_and_eating_home/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | So I was getting intimate with my SO many hours after having some delicious (but spicy) home made jalapeno poppers... Yeah... I guess I should probably have washed my hands somewhere between then and this particular time. ): Needless to say, she's pretty uncomfortable right now. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I did a bad after handling and eating home made jalapeno poppers... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vu0fj/tifu_i_did_a_bad_after_handling_and_eating_home/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | spiceXisXnice | null | None | null | null | null | 1341035309 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vtyby | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vtyby | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vtyby/tifu_actually_last_night_i_was_the_drunk/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | Full story:
I got together with a group of friends last night for dinner and drinks. It was a wonderful night, with much drunken revelry, until around midnight. We all got drunk fairly early, so when I threw up, everyone was drunk. When it happened, a second friend tossed me in the shower and my brother helped clean u... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Actually, last night. I was the drunk, throwing-up girl at the party. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vtyby/tifu_actually_last_night_i_was_the_drunk/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341023368 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vtr7d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vtr7d | null | 4 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/vtr7d/tifu_uploaded_a_torrent_for_a_couple_friends_now/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Some friends and I were having a conversation about porn. Eventually they asked for my collection. So we tried file sharing sites, Mediafire, 4shared... etc. So I turned to ThePirateBay. I could easily make a torrent, send it to them, and them delete it, right?
Wrong. I submitted it, they downloaded it, but other peop... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Uploaded a torrent for a couple friends, now more people have it. [Possible NSFW] | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vtr7d/tifu_uploaded_a_torrent_for_a_couple_friends_now/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | BrownGirlLover | null | None | null | null | null | 1341022927 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vtqtw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vtqtw | null | 73 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vtqtw/tifu_i_dont_know_what_one_of_my_students_gender_is/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 236 | null | null | I called this kid- with completely androgynous looks and name- "ma'am" when he/she raised his/her hand in class. The student ran out of the room crying, while all the other kids were laughing their fucking heads off. I guess this kid is male judging from the reaction, but I'm still not sure. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- I don't know what one of my student's gender is. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vtqtw/tifu_i_dont_know_what_one_of_my_students_gender_is/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Scarecrowe | null | None | null | null | null | 1341184075 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341227892 | null | False | null | vwbwu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vwbwu | null | 51 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vwbwu/tifu_by_turning_a_close_friend_to_hard_drugs_with/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 106 | null | null | This happened last night, and has been building up for months, but here goes. A close friend of mine, let's call him B, up until recently was with his poisonous, compulsive liar, bitch of a girlfriend who everyone in our group of friends passionately hated for various reasons. Let's call her L. L treated B like a doorm... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by turning a close friend to hard drugs with my big mouth | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vwbwu/tifu_by_turning_a_close_friend_to_hard_drugs_with/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341177581 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vw6fm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vw6fm | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vw6fm/tifu_by_showing_up_at_work_for_a_10hr_shift_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by showing up at work for a 10hr shift on Sunday | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vw6fm/tifu_by_showing_up_at_work_for_a_10hr_shift_on/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Virtruvian | null | None | null | null | null | 1341155571 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vvpmr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vvpmr | null | 79 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vvpmr/tifu_a_friendship/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 105 | null | null | so i went through a bad relationship a while ago and i drank away my sorrows and confided in a friend of mine. well, during this time, she came to like me...a lot...and i can't reciprocate. i don't want to be in a relationship. but a couple nights ago, i got really drunk and was alone and we may have fooled around a bi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU a friendship | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vvpmr/tifu_a_friendship/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | reltubnahte | null | None | null | null | null | 1341135170 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341135565 | null | False | null | vvhcn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vvhcn | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vvhcn/tifu_by_accidentally_dropping_my_dick_midpiss_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | No one was around to see me with my piss-stained pants but I still felt like a complete retard. Earlier today I had pissed in a flavored milk bottle without putting my dick in it (not because I like to live life on the edge, but because it didn't fit). I didn't spill a drop. I guess I was still feeling cocky from that ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally dropping my dick mid-piss and pissing on my pants. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vvhcn/tifu_by_accidentally_dropping_my_dick_midpiss_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | oldaccountwasmyname | null | None | null | null | null | 1341132726 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vvghb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vvghb | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vvghb/tifu_while_washing_my_clothes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | So last night I put all my t-shirts into 1 wash including a shirt from my work uniform. What I forgot is that I always keep a pen in the pocket of that shirt.
Queue this morning when I'm walking downstairs to pack my shirts to go on holidays (in 2 hours) and the pen has exploded, leaving all of my clothes covered in ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while washing my clothes. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vvghb/tifu_while_washing_my_clothes/ | null | null | null | null |
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