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null | null | booksandpowertools | null | None | null | null | null | 1339555372 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uz4is | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uz4is | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uz4is/tifu_banged_a_friends_gf_and_bout_a_pack_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | This may not be the place for this particular confession but I want to get this off my chest, and as I'm not Catholic, this seems like as a good a place as any.
I've been trying to do me better lately (eating better, quit smoking, excersicing, etc, etc). I've been 3 months with out smoking a cigarette after 10 years ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU banged a "friend's" gf and bout a pack of cigarettes | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uz4is/tifu_banged_a_friends_gf_and_bout_a_pack_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Hovertac | null | None | null | null | null | 1339545890 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uyvrj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uyvrj | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uyvrj/tifupdate_i_took_my_ipod_out_of_my_pocket_for_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | I looked around to see if I could figure out who stole my iPod, I asked my friend if he accidentally took it, but to no avail, it was not found. So I'm pretty sad, but oh well, I guess it was just lost and my private contents won't be compromised.
**Fast forward to 4:00 PM**
I'm browsing reddit and suddenly the phone... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate: I took my iPod out of my pocket for and put it on my desk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uyvrj/tifupdate_i_took_my_ipod_out_of_my_pocket_for_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Caaaatt | null | None | null | null | null | 1339717768 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v2jmf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v2jmf | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v2jmf/tifu_when_i_had_the_first_bite_of_my_cereal/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 91 | null | null | I was getting ready this morning in a huge rush. I quickly poured my cereal, and threw on a little cinnamon like I usually do. In my haste, I threw on way more than I needed, and also failed to cover it all in milk. It was like the cinnamon challenge gone wrong. I threw up all over the kitchen, and on my clothes. I end... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I had the first bite of my cereal. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v2jmf/tifu_when_i_had_the_first_bite_of_my_cereal/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339715398 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v2hqy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v2hqy | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v2hqy/tifu_asking_isp_to_fix_my_internet_problem/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Asked them to diagnose my problem, give them permission to monitor my internet browsing. I look at weird shit while waiting for them to call back.(I was oblivious the whole time)
They called me an hour later to tell me that they would be sending a technician to replace my ONT and clean up the lizards in my internet.
... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Asking ISP to fix my internet problem | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v2hqy/tifu_asking_isp_to_fix_my_internet_problem/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339711558 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v2ebj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v2ebj | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v2ebj/tifu_am_i_getting_fat_huh_maybe_oh_shit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Had a "Fuck, is that cellulite? I'm getting old and fat!" moment in the work restroom and like the classy lady I am, ganked up my skirt to check. Now, NOBODY at my work uses the bathroom after about 4 except me for some reason (mostly that they tend to leave early) so I'm in the habit of being a little complacent.
Fo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: "Am I getting fat? Huh... maybe... OH SHIT" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v2ebj/tifu_am_i_getting_fat_huh_maybe_oh_shit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bigdicksidekick | null | None | null | null | null | 1339700876 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339702432 | null | False | null | v23qf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v23qf | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v23qf/tifu_by_moving_somewhere_i_dont_want_to_be/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | It wasn't exactly today, it was two weeks ago. But all the same, I could use some advice. I was told to try posting here after trying in /r/self and /r/needadvice. Here's what I wrote there.
Hey, I'm just looking for some advice. I moved to a new city (Tallahassee) two weeks ago, coming from a rural country town after... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by moving somewhere I don't want to be. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v23qf/tifu_by_moving_somewhere_i_dont_want_to_be/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SchizophrenianRedhea | null | None | null | null | null | 1339699506 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v22ax | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v22ax | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v22ax/tifu_being_shy_at_party_ending_up_puking_on_hosts/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 25 | null | null | Okay it's some weeks ago now but i wont forget it.
One of my best friends is pretty popular in the local cities. He decided to invite me. By expirience i know that alcohol can make you more social.
But... i came over to my friends party before everyone else. i didn't knew anybody at the party except my good friend (... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Being shy at party, ending up puking on hosts parents | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v22ax/tifu_being_shy_at_party_ending_up_puking_on_hosts/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | Neebat | null | None | null | null | null | 1339696828 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339786220 | null | False | null | v1zn2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v1zn2 | null | 54 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v1zn2/tifu_1_bills_are_still_money/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 93 | null | null | My wife handles the bank transactions, so I never know how much cash is in my wallet at any given time. I don't actually have a credit card (I may have to correct that,) but she always makes sure I have some cash for incidentals, so I don't worry about it.
Today, at Subway, they'd finished making my sandwich and I go... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: $1 bills are still money? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v1zn2/tifu_1_bills_are_still_money/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ClairdeWhimsy | null | None | null | null | null | 1339684219 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v1ojn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v1ojn | null | 185 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v1ojn/tifu_by_going_21000_miles_without_an_oil_change/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 137 | null | null | My car has been making this weird noise for a couple of weeks, you see, and when I was Advanced Auto with my husband yesterday buying a new battery for his vehicle, I asked the nice man if he wouldn't mind taking a look. I turned the car on, it began making its death rattle, he popped the hood and said, "You ever seen ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by going 21,000 miles without an oil change and SURPRISE! my car gave up the ghost. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v1ojn/tifu_by_going_21000_miles_without_an_oil_change/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bebemaster | null | None | null | null | null | 1339683442 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v1nxr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v1nxr | null | 41 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v1nxr/tifu_when_attempting_to_replace_honda_brake_rotor/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 47 | null | null | So I had a few hours and the weather was nice so I decide that I can go ahead and put new pads and rotors on (which I had previously bought) my car. I was having a tough time getting the rotor off the hub. The usual method of breaking it loose with a hammer wasn't working so I decide to use the bolt holes (which are me... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when attempting to replace honda brake rotor... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v1nxr/tifu_when_attempting_to_replace_honda_brake_rotor/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339673886 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v1idm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v1idm | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v1idm/tifu_by_waking_up_late_for_work_calling_in_saying/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | Why? Because my alarm didn't work, oh right, and I'm fucking retarded to call in twice. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by waking up late for work, calling in saying I'll be 30 minutes late then calling in again out sick. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v1idm/tifu_by_waking_up_late_for_work_calling_in_saying/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Thetalkingcupcake | null | None | null | null | null | 1339661225 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v1ddb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v1ddb | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v1ddb/tifu_by_kissing_my_best_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I have a crush on my best friend. I'ma a girl and she is a girl. She doesn't like girls but I was hard headed and kissed her. All she did was through a ball at me and punch me. But the weird thing is she is texting me now. And not about that. I asked her and she said 'Forgive and Forget.' | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by kissing my best friend. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v1ddb/tifu_by_kissing_my_best_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Soanuts | null | None | null | null | null | 1339656990 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v1b7x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v1b7x | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v1b7x/tifu_accidentally_touched_a_boob/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was talking to a girl when a subject came up about me and my friend and for some reason I talked about my friend fake force-pushed me in class. I said he pushed me like this and pushed her boob (she had small ones) and instantly stopped, we were silent. Most awkward ten seconds of my life. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Accidentally touched a boob. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v1b7x/tifu_accidentally_touched_a_boob/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CanFace | null | None | null | null | null | 1339647070 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v1478 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v1478 | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v1478/tifu_set_fire_to_the_carpet_in_my_house/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Was walking through my house with a long strand of toilet paper I had been using to blow my nose (no tissues were present). Decided to lit some incense in my room so grabbed some and a lighter. Tried lighting the incense while walking to my room and accidentally set fire to the toilet paper, cause i'm an idiot. Tried t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Set fire to the carpet in my house. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v1478/tifu_set_fire_to_the_carpet_in_my_house/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Assaultman67 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339638587 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v0wih | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v0wih | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v0wih/tifu_had_my_employee_review_talked_my_way_down_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 46 | null | null | I had recently been hired on as a new engineer out of college.
My boss was giving me an employee review and marked me as "100% efficient".
When He got to that point he said something along the lines of "I'm very excited as to how well you're doing here and you seem to pick things up at an incredible speed. You seem t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Had my employee review, talked my way down in efficiency | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v0wih/tifu_had_my_employee_review_talked_my_way_down_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SweetJimmyK | null | None | null | null | null | 1339636377 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v0uib | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v0uib | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v0uib/tifu_switching_internet_companies_results_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 28 | null | null | So I switched out my ISP yesterday, and was using their email system. I forgot to update my Battle.net account email before hand. Got a message saying my account is locked, tried to unlock it and it sent an email to the account that is no longer active. Phone queue is full and not accepting new calls so I can't unlo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Switching internet companies results in having to deal with the real world | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v0uib/tifu_switching_internet_companies_results_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339803618 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339855636 | null | False | null | v48ow | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v48ow | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v48ow/tifu_i_sent_a_picture_to_a_friend_of_a_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | EDIT: I only just realised you title could be misleading. No nude pictures were sent.
Backstory: I'm incredibly awkward so I attempt to make friends through humor. This was going well until I made the wrong kind of joke to this guy, lets call him Steve, and he laughed. Since then I have stopped looking at things in th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I sent a picture to a friend of a friend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v48ow/tifu_i_sent_a_picture_to_a_friend_of_a_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | brookdalealec | null | None | null | null | null | 1339788829 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v3wb1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v3wb1 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v3wb1/tifu_said_id_give_flowers_to_a_lady_friend_of_mine/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I used to be one of those guys who was very antisocial, but I've recently changed. I found this chick I just want to be friends with, but I wasn't sure if gender played a role in how you interact with friends.
Well, she got her wisdom teeth out yesterday, and I thought that she would appreciate a gift of flowers to g... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Said I'd give flowers to a lady friend of mine | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v3wb1/tifu_said_id_give_flowers_to_a_lady_friend_of_mine/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339731304 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v2v7j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v2v7j | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v2v7j/tifu_by_not_telling_of_prior_occurrences/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Today, as I was talking with my girlfriend, I fucked up. She was only really my second true girlfriend, and by not having told her about what I did with my first real girlfriend (third base), she didn't know "I was like that". Now, as I sit on my bed alone, all I can do is think to myself, damn, I really fucked this o... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By Not Telling of Prior Occurrences | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v2v7j/tifu_by_not_telling_of_prior_occurrences/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339730056 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v2u6p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v2u6p | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v2u6p/tifu_bought_a_new_computer_to_play_diablo_3_that/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | I just finished downloading Diablo 3 for 8 hours when I was informed that it will not run on my graphics card in the laptop I just bought specifically to play Diablo 3. So now I'm broke and sad. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Bought a new computer to play Diablo 3, that
can't run Diablo 3. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v2u6p/tifu_bought_a_new_computer_to_play_diablo_3_that/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339722259 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v2nfx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v2nfx | null | 85 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v2nfx/tifu_told_a_guy_he_was_the_blackest_guy_id_ever/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 471 | null | null | Background. I grew up in sheepfuck, Nowhere and when I see black people, I am curious. I don't have any opinion of them, they just are interesting to look at. Anyway, I was at Wendy's today and there were some construction workers there.
One of the men was so black he looked blueish where the light hit him. I was com... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Told a guy he was the blackest guy I'd ever seen. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v2nfx/tifu_told_a_guy_he_was_the_blackest_guy_id_ever/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339721231 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v2mk0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v2mk0 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v2mk0/tifu_let_isp_view_my_browsing_history/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | Asked them to diagnose my internet problem, give them permission to monitor my internet browsing. I look at weird shit while waiting for them to call back.(I was oblivious the whole time)
They called me an hour later to tell me that they would be sending a technician to replace my ONT and clean up the lizards in my in... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Let ISP view my browsing history | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v2mk0/tifu_let_isp_view_my_browsing_history/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339720245 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v2lrt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v2lrt | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v2lrt/tifu_by_using_my_moms_masetcard_without_her/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I wanted to book a hotel for me and my friends for afterprom. She gave me her credit card info two days ago so I could use it to book our limo. I really had to book the hotel today because our prom is in like a week. I found a really good deal online but the catch was no cancelations/refunds. I figured I would just boo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: by using my moms masetcard without her permission | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v2lrt/tifu_by_using_my_moms_masetcard_without_her/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339719994 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v2ljq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v2ljq | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v2ljq/tifu_by_unknowingly_wearing_a_sheer_dress_to_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | The courier came this morning, when I was drying my hair wearing only a towel, so I threw on the first dress I saw without underwear. When went back to my room, I saw in the mirror that everything was visible. I should have stuck with the towel. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by unknowingly wearing a sheer dress to the door | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v2ljq/tifu_by_unknowingly_wearing_a_sheer_dress_to_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Dannylyons47 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339885082 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v5l4w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v5l4w | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v5l4w/tifu_ghost_chillies/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 60 | null | null | Today I was cutting up some ghost chillies to make some spicy salsa. I was doing it naked tho to save time because I was about to take a shower. I finished cutting up the chillies and without thinking I scratched my nuts. Almost instantly my nuts burst into flames I ran into my bathroom and filled my tub with cold wat... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu ghost chillies | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v5l4w/tifu_ghost_chillies/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339878683 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v5g96 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v5g96 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v5g96/tifu_by_buying_an_itunes_card_and_not_putting_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I bought the card an hour ago, got to my house and bought an album and thought nothing of it. My mom asked how much the album cost, only 10 bucks, and then I look at the card and realized I didn't scratch it. So now I'm getting an email in a few days saying that my dad's credit card has been used to purchase it. Tomorr... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by buying an iTunes card and not putting the code in | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v5g96/tifu_by_buying_an_itunes_card_and_not_putting_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | agent019 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339870002 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v59f3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v59f3 | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v59f3/tifu_by_flipping_off_a_six_year_old_girl/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 71 | null | null | I was pulling out of a parking lot at a right turn only, but i didn't know it was right turn only, and i wanted to go left. So i was at the left side of the stop, and then realized my mistake. So as i turn to go right, a guy in a fat black SUV tries to cut inside me to turn first.
Well i ended up cutting him off, beca... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by flipping off a six year old girl. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v59f3/tifu_by_flipping_off_a_six_year_old_girl/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DevilWorshipper | null | None | null | null | null | 1339869006 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v58ns | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v58ns | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v58ns/tifu_drank_my_own_piss/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 69 | null | null | I admit I'm an alcoholic. Occasionally, during semi-conscious blackouts I pee in weird places, ie. the laundry basket or any other random container that happens to be nearby. The night before last I pissed in an empty 16oz beer can that was next to my bed and put it back on the nightstand, full, and promptly forgot abo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Drank my own piss. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v58ns/tifu_drank_my_own_piss/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | claireashley31 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339864136 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v557c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v557c | null | 148 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v557c/tifu_by_throwing_my_moms_kindle_in_the_lake/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 650 | null | null | We're at my lake house, and I'm sitting on the dock, reading my mom's kindle. A hornet comes up and is buzzing around me, and I'm super allergic to all types of bee stings, so I swat at it hard enough to stun it, effectively smacking the shit out of it. As this happens, the kindle flies out of its case and arcs gracefu... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by throwing my mom's kindle in the lake. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v557c/tifu_by_throwing_my_moms_kindle_in_the_lake/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Pyromine | null | None | null | null | null | 1339820002 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339825270 | null | False | null | v4km5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v4km5 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v4km5/tifu_i_got_blasted_and_i_walked_to_where_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Ok, you may be able to tell that I'm in high school by this haha, but I got blasted and walked the fifteen minuted down to where my girlfriend is sleeping over her friend's house. Her sister was also sleeping their too and is all pissed at me for going over piss drunk. I might have just fucked up my entire relationship... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I got blasted and I walked to where my girlfriend was sleeping over just down the road | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v4km5/tifu_i_got_blasted_and_i_walked_to_where_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Ellis_Freeman | null | None | null | null | null | 1339812660 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v4f84 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v4f84 | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v4f84/tifu_by_mixing_ginger_ale_and_rice_krispies/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 26 | null | null | I don't know why I thought that would work, but I was hungry, we didn't have any milk, and I sure as hell wasn't going to eat my cereal without any milk.
So, being the genius I am, I settled on using the closest consumable liquid: Ginger Ale.
Quite possibly the worst combination I have ever eaten. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by mixing Ginger Ale and Rice Krispies | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v4f84/tifu_by_mixing_ginger_ale_and_rice_krispies/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339810788 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v4dw5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v4dw5 | null | 51 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v4dw5/tifu_by_stabbing_myself_in_the_belly_with_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 127 | null | null | For some ungodly reason I always put freshly sharpened pencils in my pocket facing upwards. Today I dropped my ipod onto hard ceramic floor. This resulted in a useless pile of electronics covering the ground. Bending down to pick everything up, the pencil dug its way into my belly.
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by stabbing myself in the belly with a pencil immediately after breaking my ipod. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v4dw5/tifu_by_stabbing_myself_in_the_belly_with_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339809950 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v4dc3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v4dc3 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v4dc3/tifu_my_best_friends_girl_sucked_my_dick/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | So, this TECHNICALLY happened last night around 4 in the AM. I was getting wasty face with my friends on a Thursday night, and a girl who I've always known from my high school was there, let's just call her Megan.
So, my friend Jesse and I were talking about Megan a few weeks before and how she was probably one of the ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: My best friend's girl sucked my dick. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v4dc3/tifu_my_best_friends_girl_sucked_my_dick/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | UndeadAnonymous | null | None | null | null | null | 1339972449 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v728c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v728c | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v728c/tifu_by_joking_about_killing_a_yipping_annoying/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | Yeah, the whole family was standing by as my friend and I walked by and I said that if the dog didn't stop shrieking I would challenge it to a surprise duel and shoot it with a flintlock. It was awkward, to say the least. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by joking about killing a yipping, annoying dog with a flintlock pistol without realizing that said dog's owners were RIGHT THERE | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v728c/tifu_by_joking_about_killing_a_yipping_annoying/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | saxapwn | null | None | null | null | null | 1339967881 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v6yb9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v6yb9 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v6yb9/tifu_while_beyahing_the_howard_dean_yell_after/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 68 | null | null | It was a long and excruciating game of beer pong, constantly going back and forth between my team and the opponents.
Finally we ended up winning.
And in a congratulatory moment for myself, I beyah'd hard and drove my fist right into a girls chin.
Luckily, I didn't cause any damage besides my bruised ego and a shock ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while be-yah-ing (the Howard Dean yell) after winning in beer pong and ended up punching a girl in the face. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v6yb9/tifu_while_beyahing_the_howard_dean_yell_after/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | fts55 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339966413 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v6x2f | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v6x2f | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v6x2f/tifu_by_guiding_my_white_water_raft_into_a_wasp/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | I was the guide for a raft on my church group and i guided it into some branches on accident. I was stung 9 times. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By guiding my white water raft into a wasp nest. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v6x2f/tifu_by_guiding_my_white_water_raft_into_a_wasp/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | oskarw85 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339964408 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v6vdc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v6vdc | null | 45 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v6vdc/tifu_by_falling_off_my_bike_lost_four_teeth/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 125 | null | null | I was trying to drive by man that was walking with his dog on a left side of the pavement. I was going at about 25 mph and just as I was about to drive by them the fucking dog decided to run right in front of my bike through all pavement width. In split second I braked hard and next thing I know is flying in the air. ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by falling off my bike. Lost four teeth. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v6vdc/tifu_by_falling_off_my_bike_lost_four_teeth/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Hovertac | null | None | null | null | null | 1339959578 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v6rdr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v6rdr | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v6rdr/tifu_i_bought_a_dell_poweredge_without_realizing/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I bought a Dell Poweredge without realizing the hard drive connections are SCSI. I don't have any SCSI hard drives. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v6rdr/tifu_i_bought_a_dell_poweredge_without_realizing/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | ClausoZ | null | None | null | null | null | 1339950897 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v6kpb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v6kpb | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v6kpb/tifu_by_keeping_dog_shit_on_the_floor_for_a_week/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by keeping dog shit on the floor for a week straight, when I forgot to clean it up. My sister stepped into it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v6kpb/tifu_by_keeping_dog_shit_on_the_floor_for_a_week/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | PicklesofTruth | null | None | null | null | null | 1339947140 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v6i1j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v6i1j | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v6i1j/tifu_and_fell_off_my_bicycle_in_a_mall_parking_lot/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | Also i work in the mall. and I was drunk. recently the mall has placed several speed bumps all around the parking lot, and i hit one of these unexpectedly and lost my balance. i got up immediately and pedaled away quickly. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and fell off my bicycle in a mall parking lot. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v6i1j/tifu_and_fell_off_my_bicycle_in_a_mall_parking_lot/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339941603 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v6eou | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v6eou | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v6eou/tifu_i_tried_to_get_my_friends_girl_into_bed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | she wasn't fighting all that much, lughing and all, but the next day said it didnt happen, and now I feel bad. But I still want her ! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I tried to get my friends girl into bed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v6eou/tifu_i_tried_to_get_my_friends_girl_into_bed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PicklesofTruth | null | None | null | null | null | 1339926300 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v6a80 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v6a80 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v6a80/tifu_by_getting_drunk_and_showing_up_at_a_friends/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | not that much to tell, i got off work today and i was in the mood to party. problem is any people i would typically party with were working. so i went to a bar and dropped 40 bucks, not bad considering i got paid yesterday. anyway so i decided i wanted my flashdrive back from a friend of mine, and my phone is a new one... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting drunk and showing up at a friends house unannounced. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v6a80/tifu_by_getting_drunk_and_showing_up_at_a_friends/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339924285 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v69kt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v69kt | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v69kt/tifu_by_letting_swarms_of_fire_ants_into_my_new/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 37 | null | null | Oh god, why. I moved into a new house a few weeks ago and everything was awesome. I do not have a job or a car right now, and I am staying on campus this summer. My roommate is working at a summer camp for the whole summer. Due to my unemployment and lack of a car, I just stay in my room and chill. I sleep during the m... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting swarms of fire ants into my new house. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v69kt/tifu_by_letting_swarms_of_fire_ants_into_my_new/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dmfxyz | null | None | null | null | null | 1339904450 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v5z3q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v5z3q | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v5z3q/tidfu_by_losing_my_directors_mothers_wedding_ring/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | Today i REALLY fucked up when i, during a scene that have, was using a ring as a prop. The next day i found that i seemed to have misplaced it. In a frantic look for it the director told me that it was not only his mothers, but also that she had passed on. To summarize, I felt like crap. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIDFU by losing my directors mother's wedding ring | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v5z3q/tidfu_by_losing_my_directors_mothers_wedding_ring/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | blueyedlvrx01 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339903321 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v5y9s | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v5y9s | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v5y9s/tifu_i_drank_my_own_toenail_clippings/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | Last night, I cut my toenails and put them in my empty gatorade bottle. Today, I needed a drink, so I filled up the gatorade bottle with water. And drank the whole thing. I almost threw up upon my realization. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I drank my own toenail clippings. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v5y9s/tifu_i_drank_my_own_toenail_clippings/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | vinnie16 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339902063 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v5xdh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v5xdh | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v5xdh/tifu_by_showing_my_younger_brother_9gag/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | my life is miserable | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by showing my younger brother 9gag | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v5xdh/tifu_by_showing_my_younger_brother_9gag/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PilotTheCannibal | null | None | null | null | null | 1339896501 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339991270 | null | False | null | v5tdj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v5tdj | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v5tdj/tifu_by_killing_the_hamster_of_the_six_year_old_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 117 | null | null | I have always been pretty frightened of rodents, but the kid kept asking me to hold her hamster and I didn't want to seem like a lame babysitter. Things seemed to be going okay, and gradually after three or four minutes I stopped paying attention to it (we were watching a movie.) However, I think I might have started ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by killing the hamster of the six year old I was babysitting. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v5tdj/tifu_by_killing_the_hamster_of_the_six_year_old_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JustNotGivin | null | None | null | null | null | 1340058822 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v8vun | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v8vun | null | 46 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v8vun/tifu_and_trusted_a_fart_while_at_work_with_no/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 191 | null | null | Today, I just got to work, its early in the morning and I have just given a buddy a ride to work. When we got there, he started to check out the jobsite and what we would be doing, and I tried to slyly let a fart out. However, when I let the 'fart' out, it didn't pop. And I said to myself "Did I actually just shit my ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and trusted a fart while at work with no washroom around. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v8vun/tifu_and_trusted_a_fart_while_at_work_with_no/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340052454 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v8pip | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v8pip | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v8pip/tifu_went_to_a_strip_club_on_fathers_day/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | There were 3 girls there. One of them gave my friend a lap dance and tore an eyebrow piercing out (presumably on his belt buckle) and bled profusely all over him and the stage. She picked up some money and ran to the bathroom, leaving my friend in horrified disbelief. One of the other girls came out 5 minutes later and... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Went to a strip club on fathers day. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v8pip/tifu_went_to_a_strip_club_on_fathers_day/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ithurtslikefuck | null | None | null | null | null | 1340051890 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v8oyw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v8oyw | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v8oyw/tifu_by_infecting_a_wound_in_my_knee/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | First off, a little background information. This is a throwaway account to describe something I did for a girl I am crazy about. When she's on my mind, my IQ drops to about five, leading me to do some dumb things. This is by far the worst. I scraped my knee by accident, and tried to make it scar for the way it would lo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by infecting a wound in my knee. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v8oyw/tifu_by_infecting_a_wound_in_my_knee/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340040173 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v8d91 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v8d91 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v8d91/today_i_fucked_up_and_forgot_my_reddit_password/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Today I Fucked Up and forgot my reddit password after being logged in for months and accruing karma haha. I feel so foolish for not signing up and using an email address. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today I fucked Up and forgot my reddit password.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v8d91/today_i_fucked_up_and_forgot_my_reddit_password/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340034644 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v882b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v882b | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v882b/tifu_i_almost_caused_a_highway_pileup_with_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | So I was walking home from school, crossing a highway bridge that I cross every day. I stopped and saw a cardboard cut out of Nyan Cat at the side of the road down below... being the observant redditor that I am, I immediately pulled out my iPhone to take a picture of it for reddit. As I tried to get my fingers in posi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, I almost caused a highway pile-up with my iPhone... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v882b/tifu_i_almost_caused_a_highway_pileup_with_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340033811 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v87cj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v87cj | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v87cj/tifu_i_almost_caused_a_highway_pileup_with_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | So I was walking home from school, crossing a highway bridge that I cross every day. I stopped and saw a cardboard cut out of Nyan Cat at the side of the road down below... being the observant redditor that I am, I immediately pulled out my iPhone to take a picture of it for reddit. As I tried to get my fingers in posi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, I almost caused a highway pile-up with my iPhone... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v87cj/tifu_i_almost_caused_a_highway_pileup_with_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | failedatlifecomplete | null | None | null | null | null | 1340025416 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v812k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v812k | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v812k/tifu_failed_at_boiling_an_egg/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Put the water in the pot first and dropped in the eggs. Fuck me right? Shells cracked and the egg was flowing out filling the water. All in all a complete fucking disaster | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: failed at boiling an egg | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v812k/tifu_failed_at_boiling_an_egg/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340017629 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v7x6z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v7x6z | null | 56 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v7x6z/tifupdate_by_letting_swarms_of_fire_ants_into_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 116 | null | null | After not seeing any ants all day, I turn my fan on, get in bed and check my phone. My mattress is on the floor because that is the most efficient use of mine and my roommates' space. I start felling itchy and then I am getting bit. I point my phone downwards and MY BED IS FULL OF ANTS. I take my crap outside, tear apa... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate by letting swarms of fire ants into my new house. IT GOT WORSE. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v7x6z/tifupdate_by_letting_swarms_of_fire_ants_into_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CrowCrowBro | null | None | null | null | null | 1340015093 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v7w84 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v7w84 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v7w84/tifu_missing_a_good_job_opportunity_by_not/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | So a week ago, I recieved an email to an application that I sent 2 weeks prior to that. It was an internet marketing firm, looking for multi-lingual students for research and translation purposes. Since I've already done something similiar during an internship in france I felt like I was just the man for this job. When... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU missing a good job opportunity by not reading the email inviting me to an interview thouroughly enough. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v7w84/tifu_missing_a_good_job_opportunity_by_not/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PointXIV | null | None | null | null | null | 1340007980 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v7tj1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v7tj1 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v7tj1/tifu_i_almost_broke_my_super_nice_laptop/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was cleaning out my laptop for the first time, as it was getting pretty loud. So, I watched a few videos on how to dissasemble it. Everything was going peachy. Then I put it back together. The power didn't turn on. I spent hours working on it, pissing myself, trying to figure out what I did wrong.
Turns out I had le... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I almost broke my super nice laptop. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v7tj1/tifu_i_almost_broke_my_super_nice_laptop/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DoomAndSuch | null | None | null | null | null | 1339987615 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v7f4j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v7f4j | null | 77 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v7f4j/tifu_and_gave_the_neighbors_kid_a_phone_full_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 363 | null | null | It had been collecting dust in my drawer for a long time and he wanted it, so I just gave it to him without first thinking about all the pictures I had taken for my boyfriend on that phone. I guess I assumed that past me had been smart enough to immediately delete them.
Past me was not. We got a call from his grandma. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and gave the neighbor's kid a phone full of naked pictures of me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v7f4j/tifu_and_gave_the_neighbors_kid_a_phone_full_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ettyguy | null | None | null | null | null | 1340143190 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vap8m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vap8m | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vap8m/ifu_i_sold_a_facebook_fan_page_with_over_700k/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | IFU I sold a facebook fan page with over 700k fans for $100. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vap8m/ifu_i_sold_a_facebook_fan_page_with_over_700k/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | DerpinaBumbleT | null | None | null | null | null | 1340134478 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vage5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vage5 | null | 28 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vage5/tifu_and_quit_my_job_on_a_whim/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 56 | null | null | Seriously I am an idiot. I had a pretty cool job, I loved my profession in every way except for one thing. My boss and my manager. See I worked for a pretty small business (only 4 employees total) and everyday it was just myself, my boss and the manager working together. And my boss and the manager HATE each other. Of ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU; And quit my job on a whim. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vage5/tifu_and_quit_my_job_on_a_whim/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340133418 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vafaq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vafaq | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vafaq/tifu_by_vomiting_on_a_multimillion_dollar_piece/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 48 | null | null | This morning, I had to do a barium swallowing procedure for an upper GI tract exam (I have bad acid reflux). Basically, they make you swallow a fluid that shows up in your guts on an xray so they can tract your digestive process. Well, it's pretty much like drinking a thick cup of old whole milk mixed with glue or ceme... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by vomiting on a multimillion dollar piece of equipment. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vafaq/tifu_by_vomiting_on_a_multimillion_dollar_piece/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340133252 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vaf43 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vaf43 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vaf43/tifu_and_quit_my_job_on_a_whim/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Seriously I am an idiot. I had a pretty cool job, I loved my profession in every way except for one thing. My boss and my manager. See I worked for a pretty small business (only 4 employees total) and everyday it was just myself, my boss and the manager working together. And my boss and the manager HATE each other. Of ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU; And quit my job on a whim. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vaf43/tifu_and_quit_my_job_on_a_whim/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340132130 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vadvs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vadvs | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vadvs/i_quit_my_job_on_a_whim_because_i_cant_stand_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Seriously I am an idiot. I had a pretty cool job, I loved my profession in every way except for one thing. My boss and my manager. See I worked for a pretty small business (only 4 employees total) and everyday it was just myself, my boss and the manager working together. And my boss and the manager **HATE** each other.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I quit my job on a whim because I can't stand my co-workers. Now I have no idea how to pay our rent and my family hates me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vadvs/i_quit_my_job_on_a_whim_because_i_cant_stand_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bemusedButterfly | null | None | null | null | null | 1340127729 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vaa5r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vaa5r | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vaa5r/tifu_and_lost_my_husbands_400_paycheck/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | I went to go deposit it into our checking account but forgot that the bank closed at 4. So I got in the car and now I have NO idea where his check is. I've looked in the car, our house, my pants, his pants, and even his mom's house, and I still can't find it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and lost my husband's $400+ paycheck. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vaa5r/tifu_and_lost_my_husbands_400_paycheck/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340118806 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340199971 | null | False | null | va1hh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_va1hh | null | 389 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/va1hh/tifu_unleashed_my_2_year_old_german_shepherd_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 474 | null | null | [TIFUpdate](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vbt0b/tifupdate_my_2_year_old_german_shepard_attacked/)
*back ground info*
My neighbors have this asshole cat. It must be at least 12 years old and we've had several issues before with their cat attacking ours. We recently got a German Shepard (2 years old, his name... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU; Unleashed my 2 year old German shepherd to scare away neighbors cat, cat got obliterated. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/va1hh/tifu_unleashed_my_2_year_old_german_shepherd_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340105115 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v9sl5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v9sl5 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v9sl5/tifu_and_most_likely_ruined_my_friendship_with/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | I blame shark week. And myself.
First off, I get supremely hurt by random little jibes. Things like playing hide and seek with people that will leave you in some musty closet. I still have some major trust issues from a difficult part of my childhood.
Anyways, in this case, the teasing went overboard, and I was alm... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and most likely ruined my friendship with one of my best friends by calling him friendless | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v9sl5/tifu_and_most_likely_ruined_my_friendship_with/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | moonbutton | null | None | null | null | null | 1340094935 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340165260 | null | False | null | v9og6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v9og6 | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v9og6/tifu_camping/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 51 | null | null | I spend a lot of time out in the wilderness, and this weekend was no different. My friends and I were chilling when I went to go take a piss. Now, I’m a girl so I tend to go out a bit compared to the boys, and as I settling my business I caught the attention of a wild pig.
Our eyes met as my piss dribbled onto my shoe... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU camping. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v9og6/tifu_camping/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | wintertash | null | None | null | null | null | 1340090398 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v9m9q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v9m9q | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v9m9q/tifu_took_pictures_of_fake_butterflies/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | I'm at a retreat center in Maryland for the big summer festival my company runs, starts on Wed. In addition to teaching at it and being the director of special events, I'm also going to be one of the event photographers, so I have my camera equipement with me.
Believe it or not, it gets old taking pictures of people ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Took Pictures of Fake Butterflies | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v9m9q/tifu_took_pictures_of_fake_butterflies/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340087135 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v9kep | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v9kep | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v9kep/tifu_by_calling_the_it_guy_jeeves_ive_been/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | Sorry, IT guy. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by calling the IT guy "Jeeves". I've been calling him that for 6 months. Turns out his name is "Jevens" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v9kep/tifu_by_calling_the_it_guy_jeeves_ive_been/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340086323 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v9jv5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v9jv5 | null | 57 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v9jv5/tifu_by_nearly_crashing_my_car_causing_my_little/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | So I received a call from my sister to pick her up from band practice, when she asked if I was able to pick up her 16 year old friend and her dad and bring them home, as their car would not start. They lived close by so I say 'sure why not' and picked them off and began driving to their place. We were going around a bl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by nearly crashing my car, causing my little sister's friend to pop her cherry in the back seat. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v9jv5/tifu_by_nearly_crashing_my_car_causing_my_little/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | strappingyoungpeople | null | None | null | null | null | 1340079989 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v9f66 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v9f66 | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v9f66/tifu_got_caught_having_a_devils_threesome_in_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | Roommate hasn't spoken to me since. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Got caught having a devil's threesome in the living room. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v9f66/tifu_got_caught_having_a_devils_threesome_in_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kllyforman | null | None | null | null | null | 1340077146 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v9cr9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v9cr9 | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v9cr9/tifu_had_a_neardeath_experience_involving_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 49 | null | null | I was going down [this hill](http://imgur.com/DaomS) to walk the beach with friends on a camping trip, and while going down it, I leaned too far forward and started running, unable to stop, down the hill until I completely lost my footing and somersaulted, hands out, nearly fifty feet. A friend watching from the beach... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Had a near-death experience involving an incredibly steep hill (photo included) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v9cr9/tifu_had_a_neardeath_experience_involving_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mcmurder | null | None | null | null | null | 1340067019 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v93gq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v93gq | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v93gq/tifu_took_the_dog_for_some_exercise_broke_my_arm/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 59 | null | null | This actually happened on May 30th but since I just found this subreddit, here goes.
I would often head over to the local school track to get my dog some exercise. I would be on my bike, and have a retractable leash in my hand. Dog and I would do 2 or 3 miles at around 20-25 mph. I would only do this while no one e... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Took the dog for some exercise, broke my arm, a toe and a thumb, and separated a shoulder. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v93gq/tifu_took_the_dog_for_some_exercise_broke_my_arm/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PilotTheCannibal | null | None | null | null | null | 1340231391 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vcobp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vcobp | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vcobp/tifu_by_passing_out_in_the_dmv/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 51 | null | null | It was really hot and I had not drunk very much, but I was planning to drink some water as soon as I got home. However, after standing in line for about 15 minutes, I started to feel a little bit dizzy. I turned around to go to the bathroom to splash water on my face or something and then everything kind of went blurry... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by passing out in the DMV. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vcobp/tifu_by_passing_out_in_the_dmv/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Waabanang | null | None | null | null | null | 1340225938 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vcj0y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vcj0y | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vcj0y/tifu_threw_my_house_keys_in_the_trash/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | So earlier today I was emptying my pockets of some garbage because for some reason I shove trash in my pockets all the time. When threw a handful of old receipts, wrappers, etc in the trash I heard a clunk, but I figured it was just a quarter that ended up in there (I did consider going after it, but didn't). Flash for... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU; Threw my house keys in the trash. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vcj0y/tifu_threw_my_house_keys_in_the_trash/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340221473 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vce7t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vce7t | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vce7t/applied_to_my_dream_job_and_attached_my_old/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Applied to my dream job and attached my old, poorly formatted resume after going on about my "attention to detail." | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vce7t/applied_to_my_dream_job_and_attached_my_old/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | WolfShirtsAreCool | null | None | null | null | null | 1340221054 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vcds6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vcds6 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vcds6/tifu_by_dropping_stepping_on_and_potentially/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | But hey, at least [I found it, right?](http://i.imgur.com/5AYNK.jpg) | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By dropping, stepping on, and potentially running over my iPhone while visiting the Rocky Mountains. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vcds6/tifu_by_dropping_stepping_on_and_potentially/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340219099 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vcbox | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vcbox | null | 32 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vcbox/tifu_at_the_gym/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 128 | null | null | I'll preface this by admitting I have horrible taste in music.
I was lifting last night at around 3 AM, all by myself. Rocking out my deadlifts and listening to "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" by Meatloaf, way too loud. Decided I had to sing along at the "GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I CAN DO RIGHT NOW" part.
I guess I was... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at the gym. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vcbox/tifu_at_the_gym/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340199908 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340219249 | null | False | null | vbt0b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vbt0b | null | 109 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vbt0b/tifupdate_my_2_year_old_german_shepard_attacked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 348 | null | null | [Here](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/va1hh/tifu_unleashed_my_2_year_old_german_shepherd_to/) is the original post.
I got a huge response from the reddit community regarding my dog attacking the neighbors cat, killing it, and my choice to dispose of the body as opposed to telling them risking getting my dog p... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate; My 2 year old German Shepard attacked my neighbors cat yesterday, this was the outcome. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vbt0b/tifupdate_my_2_year_old_german_shepard_attacked/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340174249 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vbgek | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vbgek | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vbgek/tifu_by_losing_my_virginity_and_it_leading_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So this isn't really something that happened to me today but it just dawned on me how bad this fuck up was. Heres a little backstory: last year around this time i was an 18 year old virgin i had alway been one of those kids raised in church and taught that true love waits (which i now realize is actually true). Disturb... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by losing my virginity and it leading to horrible decisions. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vbgek/tifu_by_losing_my_virginity_and_it_leading_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | uhuya | null | None | null | null | null | 1340172781 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vbfgi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vbfgi | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vbfgi/tifu_held_an_illegally_acquired_m1911a1_military/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I don't really feel like typing details, but AMA, and ill reply. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Held an illegally acquired M1911A1 military issue handgun at school with the intention of buying it, and getting caught. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vbfgi/tifu_held_an_illegally_acquired_m1911a1_military/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340168051 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vbbz3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vbbz3 | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vbbz3/tifu_i_accidently_whacked_my_dog_in_the_snout/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | So my dog usually sleeps in my room during the summer because it's the coolest place the house. Anyways my dog was just laying in front of my door when I left my room to go to the bathroom. My bedroom door has a habit of shutting by itself when not put in a certain position. So after doing my bathroom business, I forgo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I accidently whacked my dog in the snout while opening a door. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vbbz3/tifu_i_accidently_whacked_my_dog_in_the_snout/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Wing126 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340167328 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340177475 | null | False | null | vbbbi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vbbbi | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vbbbi/tifu_hard_ruined_my_computer/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | Reddit, today I fucked up in an inconceivable way. I completely bricked my laptop. I was getting a lot of problems with my laptop; Couldn't uninstall programs due to missing registry keys, Couldn't install programs due to missing registry keys, The latest update for my graphics driver made playing games literally impos... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Hard: Ruined my computer | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vbbbi/tifu_hard_ruined_my_computer/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | theflying6969 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340321196 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | veot6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_veot6 | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/veot6/tifu_when_i_used_the_neighbors_toilet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 120 | null | null | So i got off work the other day to find that I had been locked out of my house accidentally by my roommates. (They had gone out of town to a concert, but i couldn't get the day off from work). It just so happened that i REALLY needed to take a dump.
I used my judgement and decided I didn't really wanna crap in our bac... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I used the neighbor's toilet | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/veot6/tifu_when_i_used_the_neighbors_toilet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | meanttolive | null | None | null | null | null | 1340311998 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vefr1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vefr1 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vefr1/tifu_in_the_elevator_first_post_in_this_sub/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'm staying at a hotel whose name begins with the letter R. In the elevator, the button options are 1 - 5 and R. As I was on the 3rd floor and travelling down, I hit the button for R, assuming it was for the hotel lobby... I ended up on the roof -.- | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU in the elevator (first post in this sub) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vefr1/tifu_in_the_elevator_first_post_in_this_sub/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | curiousparlante | null | None | null | null | null | 1340308891 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | veceh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_veceh | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/veceh/tifu_by_getting_trolled_by_a_spider_into_spilling/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I should preface by saying ever since I saw that one spider bite picture (the horrible shoulder spider bite induced gaping wound) on r/wtf a month or so ago I've been freaked out by spiders.
So today I was painting a door in my basement (which must have hundreds of creepy spiders) and I had just poured a fresh tray o... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting trolled by a spider into spilling paint all over the floor. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/veceh/tifu_by_getting_trolled_by_a_spider_into_spilling/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340306526 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ve9t8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ve9t8 | null | 79 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ve9t8/tifu_by_draining_my_transmission_instead_of_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 188 | null | null | I've changed my own oil no less than 10,000 times in the past 10 years but, for whatever reason, today I royally fucked it up. I had absolutely no transmission fluid and doubled up the oil. Engine was pouring out white smoke and the gears seized. Now I'm out $1200 for a new transmission and 1 man card, as mine has been... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by draining my transmission instead of the oil pan. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ve9t8/tifu_by_draining_my_transmission_instead_of_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340306474 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ve9rd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ve9rd | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ve9rd/tifu_by_not_passing_the_nremt_emt_certification/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | Today was the third time I have taken the exam and did not pass and now I have to take a refresher course to try again. I want to work in the trauma center as an EMT to gain experience before applying to Nurse Practitioner school. I feel stupid, my self confidence has taken a huge blow, and this impedes any ideal progr... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not passing the NREMT (EMT certification exam) again. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ve9rd/tifu_by_not_passing_the_nremt_emt_certification/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Caekman | null | None | null | null | null | 1340294121 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vdwox | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vdwox | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vdwox/tifu_while_preparing_food/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | So I decide to bake some frozen pizza since my cooking skills are limited to doing mainly bacon and eggs and none of the two were available. Before starting I put a warm can of coke in the freezer so it can you know, freeze. Now I had a pizza warming up nicely and a coke freezing up nicely. Everything was fine.. untill... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while preparing food | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vdwox/tifu_while_preparing_food/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340262585 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340341156 | null | False | null | vdejk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vdejk | null | 61 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/vdejk/tifu_i_killed_a_cat_with_my_car_and_oh_god_does/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 170 | null | null | I would like to begin by saying that is 100% true. I wouldn't shit you Reddit. This story keeps piling on the horrible and it may be hard to believe, but I promise this happened. I wish it hadn't. I apologize for any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am open to answering any questions.
It all began the night of a danc... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I killed a cat with my car and oh god, does it get worse. The night slowly turns from horrible, to unbelievable, to a pure nightmare. (NSFW Death,sadness, slight gore) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vdejk/tifu_i_killed_a_cat_with_my_car_and_oh_god_does/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bubbabloke | null | None | null | null | null | 1340249901 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vd5a8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vd5a8 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vd5a8/tifu_saw_a_customer_limping_today_offered_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | I only really noticed the limp, nothing else, and luckily he took it well. I, on the other hand, felt terrible. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Saw a customer limping today, offered to carry his heavy item to the car, saying "Don't worry, I injured my ankle 2 days ago, I know how you feel". He responds "I had a stroke a few weeks back and can't use my left side of my body". | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vd5a8/tifu_saw_a_customer_limping_today_offered_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | pirtzmcghee | null | None | null | null | null | 1340248555 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vd40p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vd40p | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vd40p/tifu_by_busting_my_chin_up_with_my_mac/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | Today, I was doing my normal night routine of redditing and surfing the web while laying down on my bed. I decided to shift my legs a little, as my computer was a little hot. All of the sudden my computer decides to come at my face full force and hits my chin. It hurt a little, but I didn't realize the damage until I t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by busting my chin up with my Mac | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vd40p/tifu_by_busting_my_chin_up_with_my_mac/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340240206 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340270383 | null | False | null | vcw2w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vcw2w | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vcw2w/tifu_and_went_full_blown_batpoo_stalker_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 23 | null | null | I had gotten intimate with a best friend and wanted to date, she didn't because she had just gotten out of a bad relationship. This depressed me, (I thought if I was just better she'd want too) and I started to always think she was lying when she said she loved me or that she cared. One night I was up at an ungodly hou... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and went full blown batpoo stalker on lover/best-friend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vcw2w/tifu_and_went_full_blown_batpoo_stalker_on/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Maxadax | null | None | null | null | null | 1340401707 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vgf3c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vgf3c | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vgf3c/tifu_by_screwing_up_my_school_assembly_and_making/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 39 | null | null | So it was a normal assembly today, and the last one of the week, I have delivered this assembly 4 times by now (I am that nerd who sets up all of the PA and lighting equipment for the school and sits at the back of the hall having ALL the fun). This weeks 'theme of the week' was "music appreciation" so, the assemblies ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by screwing up my school assembly and making a fool of myself in front of hundreds | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vgf3c/tifu_by_screwing_up_my_school_assembly_and_making/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Ry_Gor | null | None | null | null | null | 1340384942 | null | None | self.tifu | 1340390186 | null | False | null | vfyq4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vfyq4 | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vfyq4/almost_flipped_a_county_truck_today_one_tire/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 32 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Almost flipped a County truck today. One tire width from rolling it into a 12 foot ditch | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vfyq4/almost_flipped_a_county_truck_today_one_tire/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Pandalism | null | None | null | null | null | 1340381485 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vfvbx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vfvbx | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vfvbx/tifu_by_using_a_coffee_maker_that_had_a_dead_bug/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 89 | null | null | I'm an engineering student, and to save me from going broke over the $3 cups of coffee at Starbucks, my parents found an [old automatic coffee make](http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/MrCoffeeCoffeemaker.jpg)r for me to use. It's at least 20 years old, and my parents don't drink coffee, so it hasn't been used ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by using a coffee maker that had a dead bug in it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vfvbx/tifu_by_using_a_coffee_maker_that_had_a_dead_bug/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | grzz01 | null | None | null | null | null | 1340368647 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vflie | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vflie | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vflie/tifu_drove_back_to_university_only_to_leave_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | Actually happened yesterday but was too tired to post. I live around 3 hours away from university and had been visiting home for the weekend. So I set off back to university happy I had everything and thinking about my results (which I got today). Everything seemed fine and even went to get some food seen as I hadn't h... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Drove back to university only to leave my keys at home.Which is 6 hour round trip. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vflie/tifu_drove_back_to_university_only_to_leave_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1340357324 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vfgov | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vfgov | null | 64 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vfgov/tifu_by_accidentally_sending_a_fb_friend_request/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 75 | null | null | She only had one picture on OKCupid so i did some snooping to see what she really looks like. I was using the facebook app and it didnt load the friend request icon and i tapped where the icon wouldve been and it sent the request. My FB profile pic is the same as my OKCupid profile, so she knew it was me. a few minutes... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally sending a FB friend request to a girl I just met on OKCupid. Now she thinks I'm a creep. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vfgov/tifu_by_accidentally_sending_a_fb_friend_request/ | null | null | null | null |
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