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null | null | Riotgrrrl501 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341127248 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vveba | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vveba | null | 65 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vveba/tifu_by_telling_my_little_cousin_about_slenderman/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 148 | null | null | *well, it was last week, actually.
So, my adorable little cousin is only eight years old, and she's generally been a little daredevil all her life. She stays at my house a lot, and we're really close, sort of more like sisters, we just don't see each other every day.
So, I decided that out of innocent fun, I'd show h... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my little cousin about slenderman | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vveba/tifu_by_telling_my_little_cousin_about_slenderman/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | Riotgrrrl501 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341117989 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vv8rf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vv8rf | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vv8rf/last_week_i_fucked_up_by_telling_my_little_cousin/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Last week I fucked up by telling my little cousin about slenderman | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vv8rf/last_week_i_fucked_up_by_telling_my_little_cousin/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341265185 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vy1bd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vy1bd | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vy1bd/tifu_by_breaking_an_500010000_piece_of_equipment/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | I was using a clamp truck at work while a coworker was following along to pick up anything I dropped. After I stacked enough fright on a particular pallet I went to pick it up with my clamp, the whole front assembly lurched forward and luckily stopped on the freight. Got lucky it didn't fall further and injure my cowor... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu: by breaking an $5,000-$10,000 piece of equipment (pic proof) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vy1bd/tifu_by_breaking_an_500010000_piece_of_equipment/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | idalulz | null | None | null | null | null | 1341263417 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vxzem | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vxzem | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vxzem/tifu_saying_the_word_whore_over_and_over_in_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | For clearifying, I use the word whore for everything. And I often say that instead of other swearwords, because I feel like I'm getting so much more rage expressed with it.
e: my boss is female and was taking this VERY seriously. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Saying the word "whore" over and over in my head with my boss present and accidently let it slip out loud. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vxzem/tifu_saying_the_word_whore_over_and_over_in_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341263399 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vxze2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vxze2 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vxze2/tifu_by_indirectly_causing_a_car_accident/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So today I decided to go for a walk. I was patiently waiting to cross the street in this busy intersection, and these two nice ladies driving an equally nice BMW convertible stopped so I could cross. As soon as they stopped, they got rear ended by the car behind them, and it caused some wicked damage to their car. I'm... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by indirectly causing a car accident | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vxze2/tifu_by_indirectly_causing_a_car_accident/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Makave22 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341249231 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vxjx2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vxjx2 | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vxjx2/tifu_sending_a_text_message_trying_to_be_funny_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I had been talking to this one girl for about a month now who I really like and today I sent her a text message this morning saying this after not talking to her for the whole day yesterday.
"I couldn't sleep either baby, I wanted to call you last night but I wasn't feeling well at all. I went snorkling and my body so... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu sending a text message trying to be funny to a girl who I like | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vxjx2/tifu_sending_a_text_message_trying_to_be_funny_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | trouphaz | null | None | null | null | null | 1341237702 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vx9lw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vx9lw | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vx9lw/tifu_and_dove_headfirst_into_my_kids_inflatable/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 153 | null | null | So, the fuck up wasn't actually today. I fucked up a couple of weeks ago when I removed a stone block from next to my patio leaving a hole in the ground so I could mow without hitting the block. Early this morning (right after midnight), I remembered to empty my kids' pool before going to bed. I stepped off of the p... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and dove headfirst into my kids' inflatable pool. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vx9lw/tifu_and_dove_headfirst_into_my_kids_inflatable/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341223672 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vx2p1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vx2p1 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vx2p1/tifu_by_reading_up_on_a_website_called/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Not sure if that's the actual title, but its a conservative wikipedia. The arguments presented and the biased format clearly drove me more to my liberal bisexual and atheistic ways | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by reading up on a website called Conservapedia | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vx2p1/tifu_by_reading_up_on_a_website_called/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mikegusta | null | None | null | null | null | 1341222858 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vx2dt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vx2dt | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vx2dt/tifu_by_making_lots_of_people_lose_the_game/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making lots of people lose the game | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vx2dt/tifu_by_making_lots_of_people_lose_the_game/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341219325 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vx12k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vx12k | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vx12k/tifu_i_missed_the_deadline_for_turning_in_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | My boss hasn't said anything yet, but I was supposed to send this to her by Friday afternoon. The office is not open on Sat or Sun, but I've been working really hard on this all weekend. However, it still won't be ready by the end of Monday's work day, I think I may have it ready by Tuesday afternoon. I am a chronic ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I missed the deadline for turning in an important report for work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vx12k/tifu_i_missed_the_deadline_for_turning_in_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | gleenglass | null | None | null | null | null | 1341209632 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vwwav | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vwwav | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vwwav/tifu_and_accidentally_stuck_my_fingers_in_my_dogs/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 41 | null | null | My husband and I were walking our lab mix, Layla. She was pulling on the leash, which my husband was holding, to try to growl at/mess with another dog through a fence. I went to give her a Cesar Milan style "bite" with my hand (aka "goose" her) so she would walk. She turned right as I went for it and my fingers touch... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: And accidentally stuck my fingers in my dog's butt and got poop juice on my hand. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vwwav/tifu_and_accidentally_stuck_my_fingers_in_my_dogs/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tomsawyer101 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341205838 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vwtpq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vwtpq | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vwtpq/tifu_my_friend_and_i_drunkenly_decided_to_burn/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Idk, I was drunk. It was like 3 AM and we had been talking about fight club at a bar about to get some wings. I woke up today on my friends floor with a terrible hangover/ stomach ache and a nice blister on my hand. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: My friend and I drunkenly decided to burn each other with cigarettes | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vwtpq/tifu_my_friend_and_i_drunkenly_decided_to_burn/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | cjpoop | null | None | null | null | null | 1341204349 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341207250 | null | False | null | vwsm0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vwsm0 | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vwsm0/tifu_used_baking_cocoa_to_make_chocolate_milk/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 49 | null | null | I woke up in the middle of the night and went to make some hot chocolate. Accidentally used baking cocoa. I almost woke up my family with my almost-throwing-up noises. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, used baking cocoa to make chocolate milk | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vwsm0/tifu_used_baking_cocoa_to_make_chocolate_milk/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | canipaybycheck | null | None | null | null | null | 1341199545 | null | moderator | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vwoi2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vwoi2 | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vwoi2/20000/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 111 | null | null | Congratulations /r/tifu, we've reached 20,000 subscribers!
This is our friendly reminder to keep spreading the word about this sub. We've built a quality sub, and let's keep it growing.
Secondly, this is the friendly moderator team reaching out to you. Do you have any ideas for the betterment of this subreddit? Any... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | 20,000! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vwoi2/20000/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | VelvetOnion | null | None | null | null | null | 1341354652 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w037m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w037m | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w037m/tifu_and_brushed_my_hair_in_a_hurry_now_i_look/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | It was fine when it was still wet now everyone wants my burgers. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU And brushed my hair in a hurry. Now I look like the BK King. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w037m/tifu_and_brushed_my_hair_in_a_hurry_now_i_look/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | baileykm | null | None | null | null | null | 1341347249 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vzvr4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vzvr4 | null | 37 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vzvr4/tifu_and_told_my_neighbor_i_would_eat_her_ass/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 111 | null | null | We were pretty drunk and having a party of 8 or so over and we were looking for food in the fridge. She bent over and with her nice butt I stared while talking. So I went from I would eat (food) and turned it into ass when I saw her ass. Her boyfriend was not happy but everyone laughed and I blushed. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and told my neighbor I would eat her ass | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vzvr4/tifu_and_told_my_neighbor_i_would_eat_her_ass/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | AdventureClub450 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341346121 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341540075 | null | False | null | vzuk5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vzuk5 | null | 166 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vzuk5/tifu_and_invited_some_people_i_just_met_to_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 550 | null | null | Created an account just because I just saw this subreddit and thought, "oh how perfect." Parents are in Palm Springs and I had my dad's car. I met these 2 guys at a grad party on Sat. night and they were pretty chill when I met them.
Wake up the next day and tell them to come over and bring some beers and we'll kick i... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and invited some people I just met to my parent's house while they were out of town and one of them stole my dad's Benz while I was passed out. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vzuk5/tifu_and_invited_some_people_i_just_met_to_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ProfessorTesla | null | None | null | null | null | 1341340936 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vzp0q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vzp0q | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vzp0q/tifu_and_crashed_my_car_into_a_telephone_pole/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 29 | null | null | It's been a rough day.
I work as a Chinese food delivery boy about 20 hrs/week to help pay for college. I had worked this job accident free for the past year and a half. I had driven through many snow storms- I even delivered through Hurricane Irene where streets were totally flooded and power lines were falling, only... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and crashed my car into a telephone pole while delivering Chinese food. The series of events caused me to realize that I no longer had car insurance despite having sent payments, and that I may also lose my job. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vzp0q/tifu_and_crashed_my_car_into_a_telephone_pole/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | EtherBoo | null | None | null | null | null | 1341325390 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vz9el | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vz9el | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vz9el/tifu_and_pissed_all_over_my_bathroom_floor/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | I live in a 2/2 with my wife. Our second bedroom is used as our office and holds our computer desk and accompanying computers. We were chatting and I went to the bathroom right outside the office and turned my head to reply to her continuing our conversation.
I didn't notice the toilet lid slowly creeping to a shu... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and pissed all over my bathroom floor. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vz9el/tifu_and_pissed_all_over_my_bathroom_floor/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341305311 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vyywq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vyywq | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vyywq/tifu_by_getting_mad_at_my_bf/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Today my bf went swimming with a few of his friends and he didn't invite me (which i was fine with). When he got home he texted me and we talked for a little while and then he said that he was gonna stop texting me and skype with the same people he hung out with today. That bothered me because I don't get to see him of... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting mad at my bf | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vyywq/tifu_by_getting_mad_at_my_bf/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | rbasov | null | None | null | null | null | 1341290635 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341291539 | null | False | null | vyplr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vyplr | null | 39 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vyplr/tifu_by_pushing_my_friend_into_the_pool_while_she/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | So, we were at the pool and my friend was just walking around, she looked too dry to me, and I acted upon what all my friends were thinking. I pushed her in. When she rose from the depths of the abyss she had a pissed off look on her face, and that's when she showed me her phone. Apparently she was about to leave, wi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pushing my friend into the pool while she was holding her phone. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vyplr/tifu_by_pushing_my_friend_into_the_pool_while_she/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SuperBicycleTony | null | None | null | null | null | 1341286007 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vylap | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vylap | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vylap/tifu_by_unknowingly_washing_my_entire_wardrobe/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by unknowingly washing my entire wardrobe with a piece of insulation. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vylap/tifu_by_unknowingly_washing_my_entire_wardrobe/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | techair7 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341279277 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vyeww | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vyeww | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vyeww/tifu_a_friendship/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | - I was told she needs someone for one of her "photo sessions". I was OK for it.
- Didn't get any call about it afterward
- Got mad, texted her awful things
- 2 days after someone told me she had to delay the session due stuffs
- 5 years of good friendship just wasted.
- What a d.ck...
;_; | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU a friendship | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vyeww/tifu_a_friendship/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mmm_leftboob | null | None | null | null | null | 1341278144 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vyduc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vyduc | null | 65 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vyduc/tifu_and_walked_more_than_100_yards_away_from_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 260 | null | null | In the 33 years since I stopped wearing diapers, I have experienced this feeling 4 times. It's a sudden but moderate pain in the intestinal area accompanied by the distinctive gurgling of loose matter through the *demesnes that there adjacent lie*. This is a warning from that body that says: "(1) If you're in or nea... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and walked more than 100 yards away from my home. So I shat myself. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vyduc/tifu_and_walked_more_than_100_yards_away_from_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Catters | null | None | null | null | null | 1341274180 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | vya67 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_vya67 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/vya67/tifu_and_gave_someone_my_dads_number/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 52 | null | null | My dad pretty much never uses his phone, unless he's communicating with people in his family.
My number and my dad's number are a mere two digits apart.
Apparently he's gotten some "weirdly suggestive" texts recently. I think this very nearly correlates with a recent party I went to.
Sorry, dad.
And to whomev... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and gave someone my dad's number. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vya67/tifu_and_gave_someone_my_dads_number/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | axelblaise | null | None | null | null | null | 1341434557 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w1p02 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w1p02 | null | 62 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w1p02/tifu_by_wearing_a_weed_bracelet_to_my_job/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 211 | null | null | my step sister bought me a bracelet that said legalize it with a bunch of weed plants drawn on it and i forgot to take it off i realized i had it on when the manager kept staring at my hand | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by wearing a weed bracelet to my job interview | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w1p02/tifu_by_wearing_a_weed_bracelet_to_my_job/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341425574 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w1h7h | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w1h7h | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w1h7h/tifu_i_reposted_something_from_the_day_before_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I didn't know it was a repost... I thought the pic belonged to my friend...
Interestingly enough, it made front page. Marinate on that... for science. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I reposted something from the day before and made front page... and reddit got mad. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w1h7h/tifu_i_reposted_something_from_the_day_before_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Lulokay | null | None | null | null | null | 1341423387 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w1f8q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w1f8q | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w1f8q/tifu_by_laughing_at_something_i_definitely_should/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | My Dad had been working all day. He came home with his girlfriend and everything was normal. We had a nice supper, everyone seemed content. Later on my brother, my Dad, and I were all sitting on the couch. My Dad started to tell us that the extra two hours he was supposedly in a meeting, really wasn't. I laughed and sa... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by laughing at something I definitely should not have.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w1f8q/tifu_by_laughing_at_something_i_definitely_should/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MagicalWizard123 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341421059 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w1d7a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w1d7a | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w1d7a/by_putting_a_rubber_pig_in_the_oven_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | My sister and I were home after school and we were just chilling. I found this rubber pig and, with all intentions of taking it out, placed it in the oven as a joke....and then I completely forgot about it. My mom gets home and pre-heats the oven for dinner. Time goes on and this god awful smell fills the house. Little... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | by putting a rubber pig in the oven and forgetting about it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w1d7a/by_putting_a_rubber_pig_in_the_oven_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341419065 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w1bhg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w1bhg | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w1bhg/tifu_my_first_kiss_and_probably_my_relationship/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | Well, I know this is pretty ordinary but I had to tell you guys because I feel like a total asshole. This isn't my first kiss ever, but it's my first kiss with my girlfriend. It's her first kiss ever though. So I was surrounded by all her friend,s telling us to kiss, I'm very timid but she isn't really. I can hug peopl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my first kiss and probably my relationship. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w1bhg/tifu_my_first_kiss_and_probably_my_relationship/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | andy_78 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341404394 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341485233 | null | False | null | w11h5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w11h5 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w11h5/tifu_by_thinking_i_could_play_basketball_again/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | Today I decided to go to one of the recreational centers her in my city and well play basketball. I hadn't played in over a year because I had torn my ACL about a year and 8 months ago and well I had surgery a year ago. Everything was going great till we decided to play a stupid pick up game for fun. That was a bad ide... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by thinking I could play basketball again. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w11h5/tifu_by_thinking_i_could_play_basketball_again/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341404060 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w11bg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w11bg | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w11bg/tifu_by_accidentally_spilling_water_over_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | It all started when I entered a Coffee shop with my gran to have lunch.
We were waiting for our food to be served but we managed to get our drinks first. She had a glass full of water and I had a can of Cola.
When the waitress walked over with our food, my gran moved her glass of water to the middle of the table so th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally spilling water over my trousers and walking through a populated town looking like I had wet myself. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w11bg/tifu_by_accidentally_spilling_water_over_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341394317 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w0x5y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w0x5y | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w0x5y/tifu_by_letting_a_bird_into_my_neighbors_living/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | My neighbors had gone on holiday leaving me in charge of there cat. I went round there one day and got a little curious and looked around a bit. I looked around for a while and decided to check in a cupboard thing in front of the fireplace.
I must have left it open or something because sometime between when I left an... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting a bird into my neighbors living room | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w0x5y/tifu_by_letting_a_bird_into_my_neighbors_living/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341378058 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342224784 | null | False | null | w0n9d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w0n9d | null | 155 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w0n9d/tifu_and_blew_up_a_bomb_in_my_parents_kitchen/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 520 | null | null | Today, the day before the Fourth of July, I woke up and decided that I should have something similar to a firework for my family tomorrow. Fireworks are illegal in my city because of all the wildfires (I live in Colorado), so I had to be a little creative.
"I know!" I said "I'll make something with a lot of smoke and ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and blew up a bomb in my parents kitchen | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w0n9d/tifu_and_blew_up_a_bomb_in_my_parents_kitchen/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PaddyIreland | null | None | null | null | null | 1341377858 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w0n34 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w0n34 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w0n34/tifu_by_getting_into_a_fenderbender/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | TIFU when I was on my way to work. I was on my way to said work and was turning left when something began to fall off of my passenger seat. I reached down to pick it up and looked up and barely put my brakes on when I hit the woman's car.
The worse part is that she was a super nice lady and there is virtually no dam... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting into a fender-bender | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w0n34/tifu_by_getting_into_a_fenderbender/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341376495 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w0m15 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w0m15 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w0m15/tifu_i_blew_my_chances_with_a_cute_girl_that_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Maybe its more ordinary than I thought but things had been going well between me and a cute blonde that my mate's gf had introduced me too. The day at the beach went well and we were supposed to meet up and smoke with her later that night. She was laying with me all night with her head rested on my shoulder and I soon ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I blew my chances with a cute girl that was throwing herself on me | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w0m15/tifu_i_blew_my_chances_with_a_cute_girl_that_was/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | freshtweak | null | None | null | null | null | 1341370770 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w0hb0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w0hb0 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w0hb0/tifu_lost_my_wallet_but_where/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | Long story short, went to mates house to help him move. We got a tad hungry, so I offered to go and buy pizza for us both, went to get the pizza and came straight back. Bout an hour later realised I had lost my wallet not in the house because we had actually started moving anything in yet so it was completely empty.
... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Lost my wallet, but where? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w0hb0/tifu_lost_my_wallet_but_where/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Whostolemahinternetz | null | None | null | null | null | 1341366694 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w0dw4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w0dw4 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w0dw4/tifu_via_homemade_fireworks/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | So it was Canada day the day before, and me and some of my friends decided that we wanted to shoot off some fireworks. Unfortunately, we didnt have said fireworks, but we did have some caps from cap guns, so we came up with the absolutely brilliant idea to build some of our own.
Obviously, we weren't going to make rom... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU via homemade fireworks | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w0dw4/tifu_via_homemade_fireworks/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | LucasJims | null | None | null | null | null | 1341521172 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w3ehm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w3ehm | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w3ehm/tifu_i_didnt_ask_a_girl_for_her_number/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Hey,
So I was at a Jack White concert on Tuesday in Paris with my dad. We both love him. It was bloody brilliant. Anyways, I'm at this concert, and there's this girl next to me, and she's absolutely losing it. She cannot keep her shit cool. She keeps screaming as loud as the typical annoying fan girl, except she's scr... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I didn't ask a girl for her number | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w3ehm/tifu_i_didnt_ask_a_girl_for_her_number/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341497679 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w2sbz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w2sbz | null | 9 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/w2sbz/tiafu_sent_some_female_anatomy_to_my_embryology/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIAFU: Sent some female anatomy to my embryology professor (NSFW link in text) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w2sbz/tiafu_sent_some_female_anatomy_to_my_embryology/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341496045 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w2r4h | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w2r4h | null | 64 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w2r4h/tifu_request_guy_in_san_diego_who_launched_20/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 698 | null | null | http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/07/san-diego-fireworks-all-explode-at-the-same-time/1#.T_WalLrHaNM | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU request: Guy in San Diego who launched 20 minutes worth of fireworks all at once | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w2r4h/tifu_request_guy_in_san_diego_who_launched_20/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | lionsrawesome | null | None | null | null | null | 1341491549 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w2ogg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w2ogg | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w2ogg/tifu_flooding_the_whole_house_on_vacation/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | I was at Hawiaii (I have no idea how to spell it) and I arrived at the hotel where my family/friends were staying for one week. Now in the title it says I flooded the whole house which I did in one stupid move,
I was plunging the toilet, because my uncle can clog a toilet with a crap, and as I was doing this horendous... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Flooding the whole house on vacation | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w2ogg/tifu_flooding_the_whole_house_on_vacation/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341491436 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341492885 | null | False | null | w2oe2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w2oe2 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w2oe2/tifu_by_my_dad_thought_letting_me_drive_him_home/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | First some story. I'm 14 and my father is 46. On he 4th he decided to tap into the good old beer case and was soon out of his wits. He was smart enough to know not to drive, but he instead wanted me to drive. I was thought he was joking until he threw me the keys. Being 5' I could kinda see over the hood. I jumped righ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by my dad thought letting me drive him home was a good idea. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w2oe2/tifu_by_my_dad_thought_letting_me_drive_him_home/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kw1q51lv3r | null | None | null | null | null | 1341478120 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w2irr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w2irr | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w2irr/tifu_by_making_fun_of_a_friends_comment_and_going/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Okay... Not exactly today, as it was actually a few weeks ago, but I think the situation and the result still applies.
A friend of mine shared on facebook one of those copypasta medical info-graphs with no citations that health nuts love to share around. I was sceptical (after all, a good info-graphic should cite all ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making fun of a friend's comment and going against her in a "debate" whilst she was in a bad mood | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w2irr/tifu_by_making_fun_of_a_friends_comment_and_going/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341465814 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w2c60 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w2c60 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w2c60/tifu_by_pocket_dialing_my_mom_and_somehow_got_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | nothing more to say, still haven't gotten home because i really dont want to | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pocket dialing my mom and somehow got to speaker while taking hits from a bong with my friends. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w2c60/tifu_by_pocket_dialing_my_mom_and_somehow_got_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341457276 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w25wg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w25wg | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w25wg/tifu_by_opening_the_door_to_a_little_child/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Being the fourth family was visiting our neighbors. I heard a child crying outside and I thought it was the child I babysit next door. It wasn't.
I feel like the neighborhood Pedo now. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by opening the door to a little child | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w25wg/tifu_by_opening_the_door_to_a_little_child/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sosincere | null | None | null | null | null | 1341457009 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w25p2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w25p2 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w25p2/tifu_by_spraying_bleach_based_bathroom_cleaner_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | The bottle of Scrubbing Bubbles with bleach was sitting beside the bottle of Shout. Both are the same colour. I sprayed a good amount of the Scrubbing Bubbles onto my dress before I realized I was smelling bleach. Needless to say, the dress is ruined. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spraying bleach based bathroom cleaner on a piece of laundry | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w25p2/tifu_by_spraying_bleach_based_bathroom_cleaner_on/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341450912 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w21f7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w21f7 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w21f7/tifu_by_trying_to_cut_off_a_skin_tag_myself_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Well, I've had a pretty large skin tag on my back for about a year now, it's about 1/2" to give you an idea of the size. Apparently they're more common in some people and are harmless.
I was planning on getting it cut off, but my health card expired (Canada) and I didn't want to have to deal with doctors.
First, I t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to cut off a skin tag myself and wounding myself badly in the process. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w21f7/tifu_by_trying_to_cut_off_a_skin_tag_myself_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | StormySan | null | None | null | null | null | 1341606605 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w59z3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w59z3 | null | 28 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w59z3/tifu_by_losing_control_of_a_motorbike/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 102 | null | null | So I've wanted to learn how to ride a motorbike for years, but it's one of those things I've inadvertantly put off for one reason or another.
This month, I finally got around to booking my learner test! (CBT in the UK (Compulsory Basic training before you think of the dirty initialism :P)) Nervous but excited, went to... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by losing control of a motorbike | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w59z3/tifu_by_losing_control_of_a_motorbike/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341605147 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341612028 | null | False | null | w58gb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w58gb | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w58gb/tifu_its_a_rather_shitty_ordeal/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 50 | null | null | Okay so I'm out having a walk pondering the latest pitfalls of my life. when I realize that I have walked at least ten miles from my house my body decides the we are going to take a shit RIGHT NOW. I then manage to hold it in most of the way home when I find myself standing at the end of one of the busiest roads in the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: It's a rather shitty ordeal. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w58gb/tifu_its_a_rather_shitty_ordeal/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | NickWasHere09 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341596388 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w4z9t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w4z9t | null | 28 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w4z9t/tifu_boss_didnt_understand_reddit_and_i_got_fired/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 48 | null | null | So I had a required internship for my college major. It required 240 hours, which I finished last week, but I stayed on to finish several projects. My original end date was supposed to be next Friday. Well, today my boss surprised me and said I would have my final evaluation and I would be done. During the eval, he men... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Boss didn't understand reddit and I got "fired" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w4z9t/tifu_boss_didnt_understand_reddit_and_i_got_fired/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341589177 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w4saq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w4saq | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w4saq/tifu_i_told_a_customer_we_had_cd_rates_at_7_when/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Everybody makes mistakes, right? Wrong. These people are fucking LOADED. And by my fuck up I caused our company to lose 200,000 dollars.
Someone, anyone.. Shoot me. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I told a customer we had cd rates at .7% when really they're at .4%. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w4saq/tifu_i_told_a_customer_we_had_cd_rates_at_7_when/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kmodek | null | None | null | null | null | 1341561980 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w4d27 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w4d27 | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w4d27/tifu_called_my_crush_a_rolypoly_and_flashed_him/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 46 | null | null | Long story, but I totally didn't mean he LOOKS like a Roly-Poly, but it just came out in a split-second blurb. What's worse is that he's really self conscious about his weight right now.
We were in the pool and throwing a ball around. I jumped up to grab it and my top fell down & when I looked over to see if he ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Called my crush a Roly-Poly AND flashed him & his daughter boob when my swimsuit fell down. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w4d27/tifu_called_my_crush_a_rolypoly_and_flashed_him/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | orphdurph | null | None | null | null | null | 1341554787 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w48zc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w48zc | null | 146 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w48zc/tifu_by_pepperspraying_my_suicidal_exgirlfriend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 300 | null | null | So today I tried to prevent my hysterical, suicidally depressed ex-girlfriend from running into oncoming traffic by pepper-spraying her. According to the police officers who arrived, the only time it is appropriate to use pepper spray is on someone that is a danger to you; not themself. She cried and cried and cried an... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pepper-spraying my suicidal ex-girlfriend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w48zc/tifu_by_pepperspraying_my_suicidal_exgirlfriend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | UsedToBeAUnicorn | null | None | null | null | null | 1341539567 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w3vq0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w3vq0 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w3vq0/tifu_by_eating_bananas_not_fit_for_human/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 27 | null | null | I some how managed to get bananas that were either past their expiration date or had been exposed to something. They seemed normal until I went to eat them for lunch at work. When I tried to peel one the top just sort of fell off. I didn't think anything of it even when I noticed that the fruit was very soft and had a ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by eating bananas not fit for human consumption | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w3vq0/tifu_by_eating_bananas_not_fit_for_human/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | WoozyJoe | null | None | null | null | null | 1341536116 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w3so2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w3so2 | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w3so2/tifu_rubbed_bleach_all_over_my_moms_brand_new/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 49 | null | null | My mom had me and my brothers cleaning the house. She was in the kitchen and we were taking care of the living room. Mom asks me to wipe down the brand spanking new all black, leather, wrap-around, expensive as hell couch. She told me to just grab a wet rag and go over it a few times to make it look nice.
So I go into... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Rubbed bleach all over my mom's brand new leather furniture. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w3so2/tifu_rubbed_bleach_all_over_my_moms_brand_new/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ShirleyFunke482 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341704608 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w76fw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w76fw | null | 90 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w76fw/tifu_by_causing_a_huge_delay_in_my_surgery_due_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 352 | null | null | I woke up early in the morning, the bag was on the counter and I ate one without thinking. Flash forward 3 hours, the anesthesiologist was about to put me under when my mom blurted out my mistake. He consulted the surgeon, and I was forced to wait around for another 4 hours. Although one of the nurses confessed to me t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by causing a huge delay in my surgery due to eating one m&m | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w76fw/tifu_by_causing_a_huge_delay_in_my_surgery_due_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341702370 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w74i9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w74i9 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w74i9/tifu_by_dropping_my_laptop_bag_in_a_pool/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | it contained my laptop, phone, ipod and kindle | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dropping my laptop bag in a pool destroying everything | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w74i9/tifu_by_dropping_my_laptop_bag_in_a_pool/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bigdumbdrunkidiot | null | None | null | null | null | 1341694043 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341694282 | null | False | null | w6xho | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w6xho | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w6xho/tifu_got_pulled_over_for_a_dui/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | Dear Reddit,
Today (technically a few days ago... 4th of July) I got really drunk with my friends, and after napping for a few hours because I was so drunk I decided I was hungry. There's a McDonalds no more than a mile from my house and it's late enough at this point in the day (11 pm) that I can't walk in to the mai... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- Got pulled over for a DUI | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w6xho/tifu_got_pulled_over_for_a_dui/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341688052 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w6sdy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w6sdy | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w6sdy/tifu_a_potentially_phenomenal_relationship/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 39 | null | null | Long story short: he's the tattoo apprentice. I'm the body piercer. Dating is not allowed. But we are stupidly attracted to each other and have been secretly hanging out.
Today I am already very emotional due to being a lady and having woman troubles, and he says, "We need to talk."
OH GOOD I LOVE THAT.
Get a text s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU a potentially phenomenal relationship | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w6sdy/tifu_a_potentially_phenomenal_relationship/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mj123 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341681434 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w6mxg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w6mxg | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w6mxg/tifu_by_hitting_my_little_brother_in_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 51 | null | null | We were putting away his hot wheels and apparently he launched one across the house, about fifteen feet from where we were playing. I got up and went to grab the car, mind you, these are hot wheels and it was a heavier one, and I threw it to him. Well..I threw it overhand and it went past his hands and boom...sobbing h... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by hitting my little brother in the testicles with a toy car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w6mxg/tifu_by_hitting_my_little_brother_in_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MaartBox | null | None | null | null | null | 1341660698 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w6b1t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w6b1t | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w6b1t/tifu_by_playing_the_sounds_of_orgasm_to_a_hall/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 54 | null | null | I volunteer at a local drama/theater group. It's nothing big, I just supervise and help with sets. Today the kids (ages range from 6-18) were practicing a dance routine to go with the musical we're doing. I had no part in this, and opted to listen to music.
Since musicals were relevant, I put on the song by Avenue Q-... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by playing the sounds of orgasm to a hall full of children. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w6b1t/tifu_by_playing_the_sounds_of_orgasm_to_a_hall/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | OpusMioda | null | None | null | null | null | 1341649059 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w672g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w672g | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w672g/tifu_by_getting_arrested_for_harassment_i_dont/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | So, I was out drinking last night and was having a few after work drinks by myself. The next thing I remember was coming to in a holding cell, scared, and hungover like no other. I then had to go right to work after I was released. Now, after release I had to go to work and I had a chance to talk to my GF.. I told her ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting arrested for harassment I don't remember.. then I had to work for 8 hours after release | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w672g/tifu_by_getting_arrested_for_harassment_i_dont/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | FUS_RO_yay | null | None | null | null | null | 1341638347 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341676528 | null | False | null | w610d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w610d | null | 99 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w610d/tifu_got_jizz_in_my_nose/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 498 | null | null | Earlier today I was hanging out at my boyfriend's house. We were there alone, everyone had gone to movie. My boyfriend had told me he was going to take a leak about an hour earlier, so I'd gotten out his laptop to lurk on Reddit. I started to get a bit concerned and wondering what was taking so long. So, I walked into ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got jizz in my nose | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w610d/tifu_got_jizz_in_my_nose/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ChickenStrip23 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341790230 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w8q8n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w8q8n | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w8q8n/tifu_by_bleeding_my_heart_out_to_my_ex_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 88 | null | null | Well, we broke up nearly a month ago.She hardly talked to me anymore and although we were technically still friends she pretty much cut me off. It's been hard trying to get over her and everything but I was starting to move on and such. And then last night I just had a sudden urge to tell her I missed her. So I decide... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by bleeding my heart out to my ex girlfriend on her facebook wall. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w8q8n/tifu_by_bleeding_my_heart_out_to_my_ex_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341786386 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w8msc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w8msc | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w8msc/tifu_and_possibly_ruined_my_life/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | **back story:** ive been talking to this guy for almost a year and a half. hes the best friend ive ever had, and possibly ever could have... we had made it obvious that we were attracted to each other, but because im not turning 18 for another 6 months we had kept friendly and PG 13. it has been stressful for both of u... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and possibly ruined my life. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w8msc/tifu_and_possibly_ruined_my_life/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | emerswag | null | None | null | null | null | 1341780508 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w8hdj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w8hdj | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w8hdj/tifu_by_getting_completely_shitfaced_and_cussing/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | Alcohol has a history of doing great things for me (getting me girls), but I must've hit my limit because while I have little to no memory of it, I spent a 20 minute car ride cussing out two of my best friends (girls) while they were driving me home. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting completely shitfaced and cussing out my friends | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w8hdj/tifu_by_getting_completely_shitfaced_and_cussing/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | axelblaise | null | None | null | null | null | 1341773114 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341797737 | null | False | null | w8arz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w8arz | null | 53 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w8arz/tifu_by_pushing_my_sister_off_my_roof/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 347 | null | null | my dad hurt his back this morning so i had to fix the chimney myself, half way through my sister came up with some Gatorade for me i took it and opened it and i saw my sister off balance at the edge of the ladder so i lunged over to grab her and ended up over jumping it and tackling her off the edge
UPDATE:* k the n... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pushing my sister off my roof | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w8arz/tifu_by_pushing_my_sister_off_my_roof/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | skriker112 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341748976 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w7w0g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w7w0g | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w7w0g/tifu_giving_my_phone_to_a_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Yeah so, gave my phone to my best friend and she texted the girl I like basically saying I liked her ;(, Just a little embarrassed. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU giving my phone to a friend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w7w0g/tifu_giving_my_phone_to_a_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341735851 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w7rux | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w7rux | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w7rux/tifu_by_going_to_an_underage_party_and_getting_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | I'm 20 years old, there was a big party at someone's house and a bunch of people went (Maybe 90 at peak hour). I'd say I didn't know about 1/3 of the guys. Somebody who I didn't know asked me to move my car (I was blocking him in, there were about 30 cars in this guy's backyard) when I noticed that my windows and spoil... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by going to an underage party and getting my car smashed. Any advice (insurance-wise)? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w7rux/tifu_by_going_to_an_underage_party_and_getting_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341721658 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w7jky | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w7jky | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w7jky/by_blinding_myself_in_my_right_eye_with_cum/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | by blinding myself in my right eye with cum | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w7jky/by_blinding_myself_in_my_right_eye_with_cum/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | trout149 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341869863 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | waj5q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_waj5q | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/waj5q/tifu_by_drinking_chip_fat/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | I was eating tea with my family earlier when I decided to get a drink. Went into the kitchen and saw two half full bottles of coca cola. Or so I thought. I chose one at random and, thinking it might be flat, decided to try it. I took a huge drink from it before realising that it wasn't in fact coke. It was chip fat lef... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by drinking chip fat | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/waj5q/tifu_by_drinking_chip_fat/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | neurotictiger | null | None | null | null | null | 1341868668 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wahsi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wahsi | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wahsi/tifu_by_getting_drunk_falling_down_giving_myself/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting drunk, falling down, giving myself a concussion and a black eye, and knocking out two teeth | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wahsi/tifu_by_getting_drunk_falling_down_giving_myself/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Thorian1990 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341865534 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wae9n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wae9n | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wae9n/tifu_and_fell_practically_naked_into_my_back/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 132 | null | null | So for some context, I hadn't been drinking at all. But I have some rabbits whom I keep in a pen outside in my back garden. As the night was drawing in I go out to shut them in the pen in my boxers and dressing gown.
As I step over the little wire pen, which is just below crotch height, I don't lift my leg high enoug... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: And fell practically naked into my back garden wherein my next door neighbors who were having a barbecue saw me spreadeagled naked. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wae9n/tifu_and_fell_practically_naked_into_my_back/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341863623 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wac39 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wac39 | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wac39/tifu_by_browsing_for_a_blue_waffle_on_google/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Me and my friend were making up for late homework assignment before school, and we happened to be on the computer. He didn't know what a blue waffle was, and thought it was an ACTUAL blue waffle. He googled it on my computer, and practically threw up looking on it. I was logged in as myself, and my teacher saw it on re... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By Browsing for a Blue Waffle on Google Images in front of my Teacher | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wac39/tifu_by_browsing_for_a_blue_waffle_on_google/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341855245 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341855486 | null | False | null | wa2pl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wa2pl | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wa2pl/tifu_started_working_on_my_last_will_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 143 | null | null | I'm 28 and married. I have never had any kind of a will before and decided it was time to start one, so today on my lunch break I did just that. I was doing great, wasn't emotional at all until I wrote *Please place something of (WIFES NAMES) beside my urn before it is covered so part of her is always beside me."*
Aft... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- Started working on my last will and testament on my lunch break, became a bumbling crying mess thinking out life without my wife. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wa2pl/tifu_started_working_on_my_last_will_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MisterOdi | null | None | null | null | null | 1341848710 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w9vwg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w9vwg | null | 117 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w9vwg/tifu_by_shitting_all_over_my_legs_the_toilet_seat/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 508 | null | null | We had just come back from a late dinner. I had been slightly gassy all day, and the food wasn't sitting well. I told my gf that I needed to make poo, but she argued that she needed a quick shower. I didn't mind cause she doesn't ever take too long anyway.
As soon as I heard the water run, I felt my stomach rumble. I ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by shitting all over my legs, the toilet seat, and floor while my girlfriend was showering and puking from the smell | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w9vwg/tifu_by_shitting_all_over_my_legs_the_toilet_seat/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341845424 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341848180 | null | False | null | w9sty | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w9sty | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w9sty/i_puked_on_the_dance_floor/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I puked on the dance floor | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w9sty/i_puked_on_the_dance_floor/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341834009 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w9lt9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w9lt9 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w9lt9/tifu_brace_yourself_for_one_hell_of_a_story/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So I was walking to the store for milk and I returned home and I realized this isn't milk. It was lemon soda. I had such an epic brainfart I bought lemon soda instead of milk. And I couldn't return it because they saw me drinking it. It was worse than the time I shit my pants. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Brace yourself for one hell of a story. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w9lt9/tifu_brace_yourself_for_one_hell_of_a_story/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341816420 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341816746 | null | False | null | w9de9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w9de9 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w9de9/tifu_by_giving_a_randomer_my_number/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | This is what happens when you're too naive and too trusting of others!!!It technically didn't happen *today*, but all the events since Friday have lead up to this point. I was having a meetup with this club I found on the internet. We were supposed to meet up at a restaurant. The webpage didn't have any of their phone ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving a randomer my number
| null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w9de9/tifu_by_giving_a_randomer_my_number/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Calduin | null | None | null | null | null | 1341815374 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341843118 | null | False | null | w9cqb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w9cqb | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w9cqb/tifurealized_i_wasnt_over_the_only_girl_ive_loved/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | This didn't actually happen today, it was 2 weeks ago. I'm a graduate student conducting field research for my thesis in China, the time I have in China is around 1 year. I met my ex-gf in the university I am doing research in 6 months ago. We both knew I wasn't staying for the long term, but we had some chemistry so ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU:Realized I wasn't over the only girl I've loved after seeing her again 6 weeks after we broke up, and then blowing up on her. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w9cqb/tifurealized_i_wasnt_over_the_only_girl_ive_loved/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | cometpaste | null | None | null | null | null | 1341812167 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w9aci | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w9aci | null | 69 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w9aci/tifu_by_chopping_habaneros_and_forgetting_to_wash/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 274 | null | null | Decided to make super spicy chicken wings that require habaneros, jalapenos and some thai chili peppers. So i proceeded to chop them and placed them aside while i prepared the chicken for frying. Few minutes later put the chicken in the fryer when i suddenly felt the urge to piss. So i went with some sense of urgency s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by chopping habaneros and forgetting to wash my hands before i went piss. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w9aci/tifu_by_chopping_habaneros_and_forgetting_to_wash/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | WiceMan | null | None | null | null | null | 1341810206 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w98pz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w98pz | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w98pz/tifui_broke_many_plates_at_work_today/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | It wouldn't have sucked if it I didn't break them consecutively throughout the day as opposed to a 1 time thing. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU:I broke many plates at work today | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w98pz/tifui_broke_many_plates_at_work_today/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341798292 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | w8xn5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w8xn5 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w8xn5/tifu_by_sharing_pics_of_another_guy_to_a_girl_who/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I did it because I'm ugly. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sharing pics of another guy to a girl who I
know wants to meet up (e-relationship) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w8xn5/tifu_by_sharing_pics_of_another_guy_to_a_girl_who/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341792528 | null | None | self.tifu | 1341847394 | null | False | null | w8sad | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_w8sad | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/w8sad/tifu_a_momentary_brainfreeze_brought_down_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | So I'm getting ready to go on a backpacking trip, and I get to the local bus stop to take a bus to my friend's place from where we begin. I see this gorgeous girl there looking lost, and I try to act cool when she approaches me to ask if I know what bus to take to get to a place. I hesitate and being a natural liar tha... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: A momentary brainfreeze brought down my constructed lie | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/w8sad/tifu_a_momentary_brainfreeze_brought_down_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | 1masterblaster | null | None | null | null | null | 1341963513 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wctj7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wctj7 | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wctj7/tifu_and_really_offended_my_friend_who_has_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 25 | null | null | She said to me, "I can't believe L is in size 4 diapers already, she is getting so big!" I responded with, "I know! Soon she'll be in Depends!"
I don't think she'll ever talk to me again. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and really offended my friend who has a disabled child | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wctj7/tifu_and_really_offended_my_friend_who_has_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | skeleton_kiss | null | None | null | null | null | 1341962830 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wcssu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wcssu | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wcssu/tifu_by_taking_a_sip_of_rum_instead_of_coke/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | and then I spit it back into the cup and puked all over my BF. :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by taking a sip of rum instead of coke | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wcssu/tifu_by_taking_a_sip_of_rum_instead_of_coke/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Nigeria_Please | null | None | null | null | null | 1341962739 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wcsp5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wcsp5 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wcsp5/tifu_unloaded_about_50_items_in_the_express/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | All of the registers were open (no lines anywhere...) I just went to the one closest to where I grabbed my last item. ...And then the angry lady came up and lectured me on manners. "That is WAY more than 15 items... can't you count?!" I was totally embarrassed - as I had never ever done anything like this and it ce... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Unloaded about 50 items in the Express Checkout lane. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wcsp5/tifu_unloaded_about_50_items_in_the_express/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341957555 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wcnah | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wcnah | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wcnah/tifu_i_chickened_out_of_giving_a_guy_my_number/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | I recently went on holiday and met someone, I freaked out and left without giving a phone number or name or anything. The next day, he's on my bus to the airport and going home to the same city as me on the same plane as me. I smiled and wrote down my number on the back of my ticket but was too shy to hand it to him. A... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I chickened out of giving a guy my number when I knew i'd probably never find him again and now I realise the mistake i've made. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wcnah/tifu_i_chickened_out_of_giving_a_guy_my_number/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MysteriousMorvs | null | None | null | null | null | 1341955707 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wcl8u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wcl8u | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wcl8u/tifu_got_an_innocent_asian_girl_fired_after/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Ive recently got a new job (with very nice pay I might add) working for my college. The downside is I work in the assistant to the Dean's office and hes a real oldschool hardass. Yesterday, a new assistant (this would be the Asian girl) was hired and since we sit in the same tiny room all day, obviously I tried to be n... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got an innocent Asian girl fired after showing her Reddit | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wcl8u/tifu_got_an_innocent_asian_girl_fired_after/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Alias01 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341950104 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wcetf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wcetf | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wcetf/tifu_when_i_was_at_the_movies_tried_to_put_my_arm/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | The title says it all, granted it didn't actually happen today. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: When I was at the movies, tried to put my arm around her and accidently elbowed her in the head! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wcetf/tifu_when_i_was_at_the_movies_tried_to_put_my_arm/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ben876 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341948094 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wcclr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wcclr | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wcclr/tifu_and_missed_my_first_day_on_set/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | I am supposed to be working as director of photography (the guy who films everything) on an independent/student film, today was the first day of shooting and I thought we were starting tomorrow so instead of getting up at 5:30 am to get to the set on time I slept until noon and woke up to a text message from the writer... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and missed my first day on set | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wcclr/tifu_and_missed_my_first_day_on_set/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Bethrs18 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341942691 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wc6j9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wc6j9 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wc6j9/tifu_by_leaving_my_key_in_the_door/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | I went dropped my car off at the mechanic and safety pinned the house key to my running shorts. Ran home, picked up the mail and the new phone books on the stoop. Realized an hour later I didn't have the key in my shorts. Figured it was on the table. Went to pick up the car another hour of redditing later, and panicked... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving my key in the door | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wc6j9/tifu_by_leaving_my_key_in_the_door/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341941792 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wc5lm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wc5lm | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wc5lm/tifu_and_bumped_a_speaker_stand_sending_a_3000/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | God I'm a dumbass. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and bumped a speaker stand, sending a $3000 speaker tumbling to the ground. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wc5lm/tifu_and_bumped_a_speaker_stand_sending_a_3000/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ContentiousDelicious | null | None | null | null | null | 1341937116 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342018308 | null | False | null | wc0n7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wc0n7 | null | 102 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wc0n7/tifu_by_failing_all_my_courses_last_semester/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 206 | null | null | So I had the incredibly fortunate experience of studying abroad last semester in the beautiful country that is Australia. I spent my five months making lifelong friendships, traveling all over the country, and having the time of my life. While academics have always been important to me (I'm generally an A/B student), t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by failing all my courses last semester | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wc0n7/tifu_by_failing_all_my_courses_last_semester/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341929365 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wbt6d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wbt6d | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wbt6d/tifu_by_saying_si_in_my_french_class/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | It was the heat of the moment and my teacher was asking us to describe our houses. Then she tells the class to start giving me "rapid fire questions" for me to answer in french. Someone asked me if I had a hallway in my house and I couldn't process the language correctly in my mind and said "Si." | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By saying "Si" in my french class. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wbt6d/tifu_by_saying_si_in_my_french_class/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | b0nker | null | None | null | null | null | 1341926200 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wbqqu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wbqqu | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wbqqu/tifu_by_giving_load_to_another_number/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | Here in the Philippines we are able to *pasaload* - send/transfer "credit" between people/phones. So I had bought P200 load last night and was going to *pasaload* that to my phone that I use basically just for internet/tethering use in my flat.
I thought that this phone had a feature where it would show the cellphon... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving load to another number | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wbqqu/tifu_by_giving_load_to_another_number/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341912658 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wbk2k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wbk2k | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wbk2k/tifu_by_nearly_running_over_my_dads_mechanic/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | So my dad's truck started to spill water the other day and we weren't sure if it was the radiator or the water pump. So we contacted our mechanic. He's kind of an asshole and we even have a name for him "mentiras" (Spanish for "lies") because when he says he is going to show up he doesn't and then randomly shows up on ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by nearly running over my dad's mechanic. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wbk2k/tifu_by_nearly_running_over_my_dads_mechanic/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Scentless_Apprentice | null | None | null | null | null | 1341891850 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wb5ul | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wb5ul | null | 53 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wb5ul/tifu_by_tripping_and_face_planting_into_boobs_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 99 | null | null | This is one of those things that, if you knew me, you'd say could "only happen to you." I'm serious when I say that if something goes wrong for me, it does so in the most outrageous ways.
So at my high school, we have summer track practices. I am a sprinter. I was running 100's to practice my form. Since I was focusin... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by tripping and face planting into boobs at track practice | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wb5ul/tifu_by_tripping_and_face_planting_into_boobs_at/ | null | null | null | null |
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