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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341891282 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wb59w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wb59w | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wb59w/tifu_by_playfully_smacking_my_gfs_butt_just_as/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So I was in her room, she was teaching me how to slow dance, it was all going well. She her phone dropped out of her pocket, so she turned around and bent over to pick it up, so I playfully smacked her in the rear end just as her stepdad walked in. I ran out of the house as fast as I could go and I still have no clue w... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by playfully smacking my gf's butt just as stepdad(a cop) walked by. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wb59w/tifu_by_playfully_smacking_my_gfs_butt_just_as/ | null | null | null | null |
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So at my high school, we have summer track practices. I am a sprinter. I was running 100's to practice my form. Since I wa... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by tripping over my track spikes and breaking my fall with boobs. They weren't mine. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wb577/tifu_by_tripping_over_my_track_spikes_and/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | redfrojoe | null | None | null | null | null | 1341887469 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wb1cn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wb1cn | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wb1cn/tifu_by_letting_it_slip_at_the_first_job/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | I didn't get the job because of that... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting it slip at the first job interview I've had in months, that I would be leaving for school at the end of September. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wb1cn/tifu_by_letting_it_slip_at_the_first_job/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | possible_dad | null | None | null | null | null | 1341878742 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wasg6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wasg6 | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wasg6/tifu_because_i_learned_i_could_be_the_father/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Basically I met this girl at a local bar. Hit it off pretty well and ended up having a one night stand with her. This was a Wednesday. In the heat of the moment, we had unprotected sex for approximately 45 secs-1minute before realizing I was being dumb and strapped up and came in the condom. Unbeknownst to me she had... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU because I learned I could be the father after a one night stand | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wasg6/tifu_because_i_learned_i_could_be_the_father/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342039440 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wek8i | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wek8i | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wek8i/tifu_a_girl_way_out_of_my_league/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'm an average guy with totally average looks. Today I met a girl who was way out of my league. I mean a solid 10/10! We started talking and hit it off right away. One thing led to another and.... SCORE!!! Today, I fucked up! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: A girl way out of my league... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wek8i/tifu_a_girl_way_out_of_my_league/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TifuCompleteRegret | null | None | null | null | null | 1342033145 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wed5j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wed5j | null | 4 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/wed5j/tifu_by_drinking_to_much_and_losing_control_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I got really drunk at a college party last night, and after a "friend" said some stupid stuff at me I got really sad, I went out and an older guy that had been looking at me for a while went over and, well, one thing led to another and we started making out behind the house.
But then he started touching me and I didn'... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By drinking to much and losing control NSFW? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wed5j/tifu_by_drinking_to_much_and_losing_control_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342032391 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | weccr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_weccr | null | 0 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/weccr/by_drinking_to_much_and_losing_control_of_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I got really drunk at a college party last night, and after a "friend" said some stupid stuff at me I got really sad, I went out and an older guy that had been looking at me for a while went over and, well, one thing led to another and we started making out behind the house.
But then he started touching me and I didn'... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | By drinking to much and losing control of my actions. NSFW? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/weccr/by_drinking_to_much_and_losing_control_of_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | thhr0wawaa | null | None | null | null | null | 1342026296 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | we5jb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_we5jb | null | 79 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/we5jb/tifu_a_young_mans_journey_to_find_sex/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 165 | null | null | -names have been changed
-this is a throw away
So I think it all started because I'm 19 and still a Virgin, these days some would call me a late bloomer, you know? I'm really shy, maybe you could attribute it to mommy issues, but i'll not delve into that.
Anyway, I decided to start being proactive about it. For a sh... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: A young mans journey to find sex | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/we5jb/tifu_a_young_mans_journey_to_find_sex/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342022491 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | we1nz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_we1nz | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/we1nz/tifu_by_accidentally_releasing_a_flood_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Well it was actually about a year ago on my class trip to washington d.c. We were pretty much done touring the air and space museum and we had time to drop by the gift shop. So me and a couple friends were strolling around the gift shop looking at over priced shit, when i saw this pink propeller on a stick. So i spin i... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally releasing a flood of stagnant chemical water into the national air and space museum's gift shop | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/we1nz/tifu_by_accidentally_releasing_a_flood_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342021888 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342022983 | null | False | null | we146 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_we146 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/we146/tifu_typed_porn_in_chrome_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I think I fucked up. My company uses websense and I accidently typed porn in my Google chrome url bar. I didn't click enter to search but stopped my self from going any further. I have an idea how TCP/IP works. I hope websense doesn't sniff traffic since instant search sends my requests... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Typed porn in Chrome at work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/we146/tifu_typed_porn_in_chrome_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | macncheese211 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342014618 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wdulg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wdulg | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wdulg/tifu_phone_went_canoeing_any_recovery_options/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | My phone was in a plastic bag, along with keys, cigs, three lighters, a bowl, and grinder. We were taking everything out of the cooler when some water got in. Surprisingly, it was enough to damage my phone, even though it was just specs of water. I turned it off and put it all in rice, but to no avail, it will not turn... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Phone went canoeing! Any recovery options? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wdulg/tifu_phone_went_canoeing_any_recovery_options/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | schnufflekins | null | None | null | null | null | 1341988438 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wdgot | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wdgot | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wdgot/tifu_by_accidentally_exposing_my_penis_to_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 157 | null | null | I'm on holiday with my mate sharing a room, and he says he is missing his girlfriend so I let him borrow my laptop to skype her while I shower.
We have this joke that he calls me chubby (I am sort of but still faster on a road bike so its cool) and he says to his girlfriend look at my man boobs as i am just coming out... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally exposing my penis to my mates girlfriend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wdgot/tifu_by_accidentally_exposing_my_penis_to_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | StuddedMohawk | null | None | null | null | null | 1341978934 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wd8xt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wd8xt | null | 73 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wd8xt/tifu_i_headbutted_my_ex_girlfriend_in_my_sleep/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 189 | null | null | Last night I was sleeping with my ex girlfriend (We are still friends). I had a dream about my best friend, [Dingo](http://www.reddit.com/user/dingosuavez) driving my truck drunk & not pulling over to let me drive no matter how many times I persisted. He eventually crashed my truck and kept gassing it head first in... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I headbutted my ex girlfriend in my sleep last night. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wd8xt/tifu_i_headbutted_my_ex_girlfriend_in_my_sleep/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341978124 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wd824 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wd824 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wd824/tifu_by_laughing_when_someone_said_i_agree/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by laughing when someone said "I agree because of what happened," only to realize he was not referring to me being awkward but his girlfriend dying a couple of weeks ago. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wd824/tifu_by_laughing_when_someone_said_i_agree/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | 1A916TXY203 | null | None | null | null | null | 1341974614 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343637643 | null | False | null | wd4h4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wd4h4 | null | 45 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wd4h4/tifu_by_telling_a_girl_about_a_boner_i_got_when/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 84 | null | null | A good friend of mine decided it would be a good idea to nap on my lap on a long bus ride. I was fine with it but started to flip out on the inside when my penis decided to ruin the friendly moment. She hinted at knowing but didn't seem to care. Today I brought it up saying how cool it was of her to understand my hormo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling a girl about a boner I got when she was napping with her head on my lap | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wd4h4/tifu_by_telling_a_girl_about_a_boner_i_got_when/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1341967377 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wcxdo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wcxdo | null | 61 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wcxdo/tifu_by_puking_on_my_boyfriends_dick/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 105 | null | null | I have a bad gag reflex, but I wanted to try to deep throat. I succeeded but ended up throwing up with his cock still in my mouth anyway. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by puking on my boyfriend's dick | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wcxdo/tifu_by_puking_on_my_boyfriends_dick/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mcartz33 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342133133 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342135627 | null | False | null | wguce | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wguce | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wguce/tifu_it_is_830am_and_the_last_6_hours_have_gone/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 73 | null | null | I'm trying to make a short film in source filmmaker and it *requires* me to have bunk beds with mattresses (when i'm done, you'll know why). In the level editor i found a bed but it was just the frame, I then searched for 'matress' and got nothing. I spent the next 5-6 hours trying to find 3D models on the internet tha... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: It is 8:30am and the last 6 hours have gone to waste because I was spelling 'mattress' wrong. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wguce/tifu_it_is_830am_and_the_last_6_hours_have_gone/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | OrionJr | null | None | null | null | null | 1342122468 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wgj0u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wgj0u | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wgj0u/tifu_broke_my_toe_by_walking_it_out/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | I was walking in my kitchen, and I stubbed my toe on an island, it hurt like hell and I decided to walk it out, what do you know... I ended up stubbing it into a chair really hard, and broke it.. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Broke my toe by walking it out... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wgj0u/tifu_broke_my_toe_by_walking_it_out/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | denizen08 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342104205 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wfymu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wfymu | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wfymu/tifu_and_might_have_slipped_over_to_atheism/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Firstly, I am, or was, Agnostic. I was with my mom in the car and having a heated argument (on something personal). She just keeps jabbing on god and discredits me and herself despite everything. Our family is the typical hypocritical Catholics who barely observe mass and what-not. To top it off, none of them were ever... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and might have slipped over to Atheism | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wfymu/tifu_and_might_have_slipped_over_to_atheism/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Finding_Myself | null | None | null | null | null | 1342102721 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wfxat | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wfxat | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wfxat/tifu_2_years_ago_i_thought_it_would_go_well_here/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | So i was reading a TIFU story about making smoke bombs from potassium nitrate and sugar and it reminded me of a terrible TIFU story that occured some years ago from the same thing. I did the same thing with the salt-peter version just like tasetase. One time i decided to fill a folgers can with it and shove a fuse in ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU (2 years ago) I thought it would go well here | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wfxat/tifu_2_years_ago_i_thought_it_would_go_well_here/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Finding_Myself | null | None | null | null | null | 1342101504 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wfw8j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wfw8j | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wfw8j/tifu_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | So I was sitting at work, doing my usual thing, surfing reddit when my Co-worker Kathy who is like 30 years older than me, asks if she can use my phone to check the weather. Well the last thing I had searched was certainly not the weather channel and right as she clicked the browser icon I was already screaming "NOOOOO... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wfw8j/tifu_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bunnysuitman | null | None | null | null | null | 1342075059 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wfi75 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wfi75 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wfi75/tifu_by_making_a_conference_talk_way_to_long/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I am giving a conference talk on my professional field on Sunday. I have been working on the presentaiton and the content for months. Up until today/tonight though I had been doing it in sections, refining individual pieces, getting the images right for the screen and figuring out what I am going to say. I had also ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making a conference talk way to long | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wfi75/tifu_by_making_a_conference_talk_way_to_long/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | elperu27 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342074313 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wfho2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wfho2 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wfho2/tifu_by_clogging_2nd_floor_toilet_and_shit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | First off, it was an older relatives house which I did not know very well. I was relaxing browsing reddit on my phone, all done, wipe, and flush. The toilet apparently could not handle the amount of paper on it due to it being from the civil war era. Water starts to spew out like a motherfucking volcano and thankfully ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By Clogging 2nd floor toilet and shit leaking through light fixture in the kitchen | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wfho2/tifu_by_clogging_2nd_floor_toilet_and_shit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | RealSmooth-like | null | None | null | null | null | 1342072977 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wfgqn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wfgqn | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wfgqn/tifu_and_went_inside_the_wrong_persons_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | As I was leaving Barnes and Nobles, with my father's gift --1984 -- in hand I was zoning out like crazy. I tend to zone out all of the time. It is sort of a little defect of mine that tends to get me in trouble and alienate others. Well, as I was lost deep in thought, I came upon a car of the same make and model of ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and went inside the wrong person's car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wfgqn/tifu_and_went_inside_the_wrong_persons_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | warboy | null | None | null | null | null | 1342070251 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wfep1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wfep1 | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wfep1/tifu_found_out_the_girl_i_was_planning_to_ask_out/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Jump back awhile. I have been highly interested in dating this woman for the past 4 or 5 months. She's smart, funny, has very similar values to me, and also shares a large amount of the same ideals. It helps that I think she is rather pretty as well. She has been in a relationship until summertime this year. So she's b... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- Found out the girl I was planning to ask out for the past two months has had a boyfriend for the last two weeks. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wfep1/tifu_found_out_the_girl_i_was_planning_to_ask_out/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342068664 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wfdc9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wfdc9 | null | 12 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/wfdc9/tifu_by_having_sexy_times_at_my_girlfriends/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | So me and my gf are sitting in her parents massive house on their basement that they have finished, tv, couch, etc. When all of a sudden, my gf gets really really horney. She unzips me and I start feeling her up when her dad opens the door through the staircase (we didn't hear him coming down) and witnesses his daughte... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having sexy times at my girlfriend's parent's house | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wfdc9/tifu_by_having_sexy_times_at_my_girlfriends/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342064063 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342067036 | null | False | null | wf91p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wf91p | null | 158 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wf91p/tifu_by_scaring_the_shit_out_of_a_little_kid/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 622 | null | null | Today a few friends and I drove down to our local Walmart. As we were walking through the store, my friend was about to shit himself, so we cut through the baby/toddler section of the store to get to the bathrooms. I noticed that in the case type thing where they keep the strollers, there was a huge gap in the boxes. A... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu by scaring the shit out of a little kid | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wf91p/tifu_by_scaring_the_shit_out_of_a_little_kid/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | idalulz | null | None | null | null | null | 1342051578 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342099198 | null | False | null | wewvl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wewvl | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wewvl/tifu_by_sticking_the_wrong_key_in_a_strangers_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | I was supposed to drive a strangers car just a couple of hundred meters up a road just to get it from the local bar to his house. I'm used to car keys just being a block of plastic(2011 Mercedes). On the key it was a plastic piece and a key. Because it was an old car I thought I was supposed to use the metal key. So I ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sticking the wrong key in a strangers car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wewvl/tifu_by_sticking_the_wrong_key_in_a_strangers_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Gibbs-Duhem | null | None | null | null | null | 1342211107 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wimbx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wimbx | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wimbx/tifu_by_adding_dna_ladder_directly_to_my_pcr/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 28 | null | null | I was trying to isolate a PCR product for my boss. I was going to run my PCR mixture through an agarose gel in a well parallel to one filled with a 100 base-pair DNA ladder, so I would be able to identify the correct DNA fragment I needed to cut out based on size. However, in my stupidity, I added the DNA ladder soluti... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by adding DNA ladder directly to my PCR product. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wimbx/tifu_by_adding_dna_ladder_directly_to_my_pcr/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Brostafarian | null | None | null | null | null | 1342210851 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wim1z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wim1z | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wim1z/tifu_and_sent_my_boss_a_link_to_my_youtube_profile/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Which would have been fine, except for my need to vulgarly annotate previous videos. Needless to say I sent him a specific video to check out and he decided to look at all of them.
He posted "this is cool" on a video who's first words are 00:12 "fraps really sucks balls"
00:17 "like huge balls"
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and sent my boss a link to my Youtube profile | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wim1z/tifu_and_sent_my_boss_a_link_to_my_youtube_profile/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | hazlos | null | None | null | null | null | 1342208511 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wijmc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wijmc | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wijmc/tifu_responding_to_my_boss/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 25 | null | null | This morning my boss asked me what time I had gotten into the office. Apparently the response, Before You, wasn't the right one.
We've always had a good joking nature with each other but, I guess this time he didn't appreciate it as much.
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Responding to my boss. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wijmc/tifu_responding_to_my_boss/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342194806 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wi551 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wi551 | null | 235 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wi551/tifu_by_telling_my_girlfriend_i_found_a_pornstar/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 425 | null | null | I don't know about everyone else, but I like to be notified of any doppelgängers. Apparently, my gf does not. Apparently, she's had a secret fear of all of her past boyfriends, and me falling in love with her sister, and this just proved it was going to happen. She's been crying for a while, and won't talk to me.
I al... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by Telling my girlfriend I found a pornstar that looked exactly like her sister. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wi551/tifu_by_telling_my_girlfriend_i_found_a_pornstar/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342192446 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wi2vp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wi2vp | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wi2vp/tifu_ate_nail_polish/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I had painted my nails with some "60 second to dry" polish and then preceded to eat some fries. I ended up getting ketchup on my fingers so I licked them off and the nail polish hadn't dried yet. I accidentally had licked my own nail polish off, it tasted utterly disgusting. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Ate nail polish | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wi2vp/tifu_ate_nail_polish/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | marissaroni | null | None | null | null | null | 1342185249 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342444922 | null | False | null | whwte | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_whwte | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/whwte/tifu_when_i_didnt_take_my_cat_to_the_vet_right/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 31 | null | null | I feel fucking awful about it. Yesterday, he was experiencing signs of a urinary blockage (not peeing, squatting in weird places) and I said "let's see how he is tomorrow..." when I should've said "go get the cat carrier, and let's go to the vet." So this morning, I woke up to sounds of horror that I had never heard be... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I didn't take my cat to the vet right away... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/whwte/tifu_when_i_didnt_take_my_cat_to_the_vet_right/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Dr_VanBuren | null | None | null | null | null | 1342156248 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | whgms | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_whgms | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/whgms/tifu_by_letting_the_girl_of_my_dreams_walk_away/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | I dated a girl a few years back I really liked. Things didn't work, no hard feelings. A few months ago, we reconnected, started talking. In the few years since we dated, I never got over her. She confessed to me that she never stopped loving me. We said I love you, all our friends liked us together, they felt it was ju... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting the girl of my dreams walk away | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/whgms/tifu_by_letting_the_girl_of_my_dreams_walk_away/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | meowcat789 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342155772 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | whg7s | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_whg7s | null | 108 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/whg7s/tifu_by_spending_30_minutes_flattening_grass/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 434 | null | null | Yes, I am a woman. I was trying to help out, but I shall now stick to making sandwiches. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spending 30 minutes flattening grass while the mower's blade was turned off. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/whg7s/tifu_by_spending_30_minutes_flattening_grass/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | olithraz | null | None | null | null | null | 1342153663 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | whef7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_whef7 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/whef7/tifu_disk_died_in_raid_array_forgot_the_array/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | I have two servers. In the past they were set up as all 5 disks in a raid5. A few months ago, I redid one of them to be 3 disks in raid5 and 2 hotspares.
I forgot that I did not redo the other one, and when disk 3 died, I wondered why it didn't rebuild with the hotspare. I thought that maybe I needed to move the spar... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Disk died in RAID array, forgot the array structure and moved one of the other drives to another slot. raid level: extinct | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/whef7/tifu_disk_died_in_raid_array_forgot_the_array/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | LethalBanana | null | None | null | null | null | 1342153369 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | whe5c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_whe5c | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/whe5c/tifu_i_shall_no_longer_joke_in_serious_situations/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | My friend has recently began talking to a girl. In a group text he was feeling down and someone asked what was wrong. He said the girl had been sent to the hospital. I proceeded to make a joke to cheer him up. Well it turns out she tried to kill herself.. That is why I will no longer joke about serious matters.
I will... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- I shall no longer joke in serious situations. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/whe5c/tifu_i_shall_no_longer_joke_in_serious_situations/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342152934 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | whdss | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_whdss | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/whdss/tifu_and_ate_mcdonalds/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Yup. Nothing more to say. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and ate McDonalds. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/whdss/tifu_and_ate_mcdonalds/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342152033 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | whczq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_whczq | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/whczq/tifu_and_am_possibly_pregnant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | My boyfriend and I did NOT have intercourse. But we did dry hump without any clothes on. I am so scared. We know we messed up terribly. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and am possibly pregnant | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/whczq/tifu_and_am_possibly_pregnant/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jtw3 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342151156 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | whc51 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_whc51 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/whc51/tifu_i_discovered_reddit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So much for productivity | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I discovered reddit | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/whc51/tifu_i_discovered_reddit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | AdventureClub450 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342310005 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342531352 | null | False | null | wkjoa | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wkjoa | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wkjoa/tifupdate_and_invited_some_people_i_just_met_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 163 | null | null | So fuckface went to jail. After talking with the investigator I found that have the car reported stolen in fact does not warrant a "Salvaged" Title UNLESS the car was wrecked in an accident and repairs would exceed the value of the car. So the title stays "Clear."
Since there aren't going to be an repercussions from m... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate.... and invited some people I just met to my parent's house while they were out of town and one of them stole my dad's Benz while I was passed out. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wkjoa/tifupdate_and_invited_some_people_i_just_met_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | rini17400 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342305802 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wkgc1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wkgc1 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wkgc1/tifu_by_spending_at_least_an_hour_talking_with_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spending at least an hour talking with an amazing guy on the Paris-London train ride and not getting his name. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wkgc1/tifu_by_spending_at_least_an_hour_talking_with_an/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | kisorp | null | None | null | null | null | 1342299850 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wkbe5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wkbe5 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wkbe5/tifu_by_flushing_my_retainer_down_the_toilet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 40 | null | null | I have been sick the past couple days with flu-like symptoms and had no issues with vomiting until this fateful morning. I am suddenly awoken by an onslaught of chills so I decide to take an ibuprofen and drink some water, a good idea or so I thought. The water didn't sit right and in my feverish stupor I make my way... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by flushing my retainer down the toilet | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wkbe5/tifu_by_flushing_my_retainer_down_the_toilet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JesusofTorn | null | None | null | null | null | 1342271417 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wjqhi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wjqhi | null | 63 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wjqhi/tifu_got_stupidly_drunk_and_threw_up_while_taking/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 174 | null | null | This didn't happen today, it happened Thursday night but I've only just got what happened straight in my head. So I'm not a very big drinker any more due to poverty and my friend came round with a big bottle of vodka and a bag of weed which we consume. I was very very drunk when my friend left so I managed to crawl up ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got stupidly drunk and threw up while taking a dump. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wjqhi/tifu_got_stupidly_drunk_and_threw_up_while_taking/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342265014 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wjo0l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wjo0l | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wjo0l/tifu_by_forgetting_i_was_visiting_grandparents/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was supposed to see my grandparents today; this had been organised for a few weeks. I accepted the babysitting job last night, and at about 3am I got that "Oh fuck" feeling. I guess I will just have to visit them in my own time, which I dont mind. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting i was visiting grandparents and accepting a babysitting job | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wjo0l/tifu_by_forgetting_i_was_visiting_grandparents/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Ihavesmallpeepee | null | None | null | null | null | 1342261676 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wjmxo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wjmxo | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wjmxo/tifu_and_came_in_my_own_eye_while_masturbating/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was going at it on and off for about 2 hours and the tiny swelling beast just exploded everywhere on my face and on my eye. it stings alot now. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and came in my own eye while masturbating. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wjmxo/tifu_and_came_in_my_own_eye_while_masturbating/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | FlamingStealthBanana | null | None | null | null | null | 1342256039 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wjl5e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wjl5e | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wjl5e/tifu_at_the_bar/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | So i was at the bar tonight (with an attractive female no less) and I had a rough time. Despite a severe lack of drunkenness (was on my second beer) I got that not so good feeling in my stomach. Upon rushing into the bathroom I immediately started projectile vomiting.. All over the sink, paper tower dispenser, mirror, ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at the bar. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wjl5e/tifu_at_the_bar/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kelnon | null | None | null | null | null | 1342255311 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wjkvp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wjkvp | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wjkvp/tifu_made_a_slightly_inappropriate_comment_that/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So today, a friend got a new phone. Buddy is helping her transfer over her information and needs the phone's pin. She just says it out loud "6-9-blah blah blah". I chuckled, said "Clearly, I still have the mind of a teenager." She gave me a questioning look and I said "I heard 69 there."
Turned out, her security c... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Made a slightly inappropriate comment that turned out to be REALLY inappropriate | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wjkvp/tifu_made_a_slightly_inappropriate_comment_that/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342246161 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wjg6y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wjg6y | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wjg6y/im_14_and_i_got_pulled_over_by_the_cops/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I'm 14 and I got pulled over by the cops. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wjg6y/im_14_and_i_got_pulled_over_by_the_cops/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | moneymine909 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342243002 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wje27 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wje27 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wje27/tifu_by_knocking_down_every_book_shelf_in_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | So today i was looking at books in the library and then i felt a tap on my back, so i turned around and i hit a book shelf and it fell and hit many others (no one was hurt dont worry) and that turned into a giant downfall of book shelfs. And i forgot to mention i booked it out of the library (no pun intended) out of th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by knocking down every book shelf in my local library | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wje27/tifu_by_knocking_down_every_book_shelf_in_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Lookatme7 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342242163 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wjdgx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wjdgx | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wjdgx/tifu_by_sharing_with_my_boyfriends_parents_that/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 48 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sharing with my boyfriend's parents that picking up their son's crusty and smelly socks is not fun. When I said crusty everyone starred at me. I meant crusty as in he sweats in them all day and leaves them all balled up after he takes them off every night. Whoops. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wjdgx/tifu_by_sharing_with_my_boyfriends_parents_that/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | elretardo96 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342238605 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wjaqn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wjaqn | null | 28 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wjaqn/tifu_by_holding_a_dry_ice_bomb_in_my_hand_for_too/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | I was making dry ice bombs in my backyard and everything was running smooth... then I got the bright idea to tape four of them together.
Three blew up perfectly but the fourth one just fell on its side and started leaking. I went over, picked it up, shook it, and before i could throw it, it exploded in my hand. After ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by holding a dry ice bomb in my hand for too long | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wjaqn/tifu_by_holding_a_dry_ice_bomb_in_my_hand_for_too/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | swordsx48 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342234203 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wj74n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wj74n | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wj74n/tifu_by_trying_to_surprise_my_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | TIFU by trying to surprise bus to my girlfriends house at 9 (goal to get there at 10:30). i dont have data on my phone because my parents dont think i need it and so i had to screenshot the directions on wifi. i took the first bus and while getting off, checked the time and saw the crosswalk sign had 4 seconds. accordi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by TRYING to surprise my girlfriend.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wj74n/tifu_by_trying_to_surprise_my_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342389003 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342389341 | null | False | null | wlzbg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wlzbg | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wlzbg/tifu_i_left_without_saying_goodbye_i_wont_be/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | Cried on the plane. I hate my life.
This actually happened yesterday, I only found out about this subreddit today. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I left without saying goodbye. I won't be seeing this girl in a year. Fuck. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wlzbg/tifu_i_left_without_saying_goodbye_i_wont_be/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | lookofwords | null | None | null | null | null | 1342384106 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wluwy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wluwy | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wluwy/tifu_by_creeping_on_a_stranger_on_fb/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 91 | null | null | So BACK STORY: I work at a certain establishment and we had this co worker and she didn't last very long. After she was gone we realized that she really creeped all of us out and we called her "lampshade" because we felt like she stared at us like she wanted to rip off our skin and turn it into a lampshade.
Alright s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by creeping on a stranger on FB | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wluwy/tifu_by_creeping_on_a_stranger_on_fb/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | brud7 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342377792 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wlp8c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wlp8c | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wlp8c/tifu_using_a_handicap_toilet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Well this is the shittiest of luck. (excuse my crappy pun) I was using the handicap stall, and when I finished my business a man in a wheelchair was sitting there waiting for me to finish. Needless to say I felt like a dick. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: using a handicap toilet | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wlp8c/tifu_using_a_handicap_toilet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342376981 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wloip | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wloip | null | 38 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wloip/tifu_i_fucked_up_royally/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 235 | null | null | So I love hot wings, my entire family does. We had my parents over. My mother had gall bladder surgery 5 years ago, but her stomach is still not where it is supposed to be, so I decided to make her some really mild ones. Everyone else likes them extremely hot, as hot as you can get them. So I make my ghost pepper hot w... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I fucked up ROYALLY.
| null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wloip/tifu_i_fucked_up_royally/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | star_gazer13 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342366408 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wlg4o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wlg4o | null | 147 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wlg4o/tifu_by_forgetting_to_delete_naked_pictures_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 274 | null | null | She just brought it up, felt my face going the same colour as a beetroot. I don't even know how.. I swear I used my own memory card when my camera was broken. WHY OH WHY. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting to delete naked pictures of myself after borrowing my mothers camera... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wlg4o/tifu_by_forgetting_to_delete_naked_pictures_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342365169 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wlfam | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wlfam | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wlfam/tifu_and_got_a_dui/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So I recently got a DUI for being on my motorcycle while in a parking lot. The bike was not turned on but I was sitting on it and moving it from one spot to another "power walking" it. The other spot was 20' away in the same parking lot. The MP (yes, MP as this was on base) was driving on the road when he saw me on my ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and got a DUI | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wlfam/tifu_and_got_a_dui/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ameliajean | null | None | null | null | null | 1342339797 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wl4qi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wl4qi | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wl4qi/tifu_by_getting_locked_out_of_my_rural_house/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | Today, I got dropped off at my house around twelve o'clock. The person dropping me off saw my older sister's car and assumed she was home. I got to the door and starting knocking and eventually ringing the doorbell because no one will fucking answer.
At this point, I'm a little freaked out, because we live completely... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting locked out of my rural house, running a quarter mile to the neighbors and potentially getting kidnapped because I couldn't handle the dark. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wl4qi/tifu_by_getting_locked_out_of_my_rural_house/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342331356 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wl04v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wl04v | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wl04v/tifu_by_thinking_it_was_safe_to_dress_nice_and_go/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | (X-POST from askreddit)
Some backstory... About two months ago, I hit this weird depression stage. Everything made me sad. But, fortunately my boyfriend and my sister were able to help me get through it. So tonight, I was going to get dressed up and go out. Two of my best friends were going with me. We had just eaten ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by thinking it was safe to dress nice and go to a party... then pooping my pants. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wl04v/tifu_by_thinking_it_was_safe_to_dress_nice_and_go/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342330478 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wkzi5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wkzi5 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wkzi5/tifu_well_actually_my_friend_fucked_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | My friend works at a daycare center and she recently got a tattoo on her upper back. All the little kids wanted to see it so she showed them. She lifted the back of her shirt a little to high and the front came up and her boobs popped out in front of a bunch on toddlers and her coworkers. She doesn't work there anymore... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu, well actually my friend fucked up... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wkzi5/tifu_well_actually_my_friend_fucked_up/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342328821 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wkydb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wkydb | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wkydb/tifu_by_not_going_to_the_beach_and_not_having/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | so a while ago my boyfriend asked me if i wanted to go to vans warped tour with him (a lot of awesome bands play. i guess like a music festival) and i told him that i would go and i was really looking forward to it. then a little while later my friend asked me to go to the beach with her for a week and just my luck the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu: by not going to the beach and not having money | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wkydb/tifu_by_not_going_to_the_beach_and_not_having/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342328162 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wkxw0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wkxw0 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wkxw0/by_not_going_with_my_friend_to_the_beach_or_not/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | so a while ago my boyfriend asked me if i wanted to go to vans warped tour with him (a lot of awesome bands play. i guess like a music festival) and i told him that i would go and i was really looking forward to it. then a little while later my friend asked me to go to the beach with her for a week and just my luck the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | by not going with my friend to the beach or not having money | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wkxw0/by_not_going_with_my_friend_to_the_beach_or_not/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342326797 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wkwwm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wkwwm | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wkwwm/tifu_by_probably_getting_my_girlfriend_pregnant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Me and my girlfriend had been fighting, so to make up for it I went out and bought her flowers. After that she wanted to have sex but we had no condom so she told me to just pull out, unfortunately i joined /r/nofap last week so I was ready to burst. Of course I ended up bursting just a little inside her and as I trie... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by probably getting my girlfriend pregnant | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wkwwm/tifu_by_probably_getting_my_girlfriend_pregnant/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342324236 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wkuu5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wkuu5 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wkuu5/tifu_by_lying_to_a_coworker/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | I work in sales. Another coworker and I were working on a deal for a mutual client. I was supposed to call her back today. And it totally slipped my mind. My co worker asked me about it a couple of times, so I really had no excuse not to do it other than my own air headedness. He called me about it after I was off, and... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by lying to a coworker. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wkuu5/tifu_by_lying_to_a_coworker/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dirtbro3 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342320050 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wkrin | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wkrin | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wkrin/tifu_jacking_off_when_i_thought_i_was_home_alone/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | So i was sitting on the couch home alone (well at least i thought) when i was just about to cum my sister walks in and vomits allover the couch and i ended up having to clean all of it up | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Jacking off when i thought i was home alone | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wkrin/tifu_jacking_off_when_i_thought_i_was_home_alone/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342312879 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wklw7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wklw7 | null | 112 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wklw7/tifu_by_accidentally_flashing_my_older_sisters/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 229 | null | null | Soo here's what happened, today I had a lacrosse game which we won 12-0 if anyone wanted to know, my whole family was there (I'm adopted so I ment my foster family) and there was a barbeque after the game that we were gonna stay for but I lost them in the crowd, so I decided to head home and take a shower then head ba... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By accidentally flashing my older sisters and their high school friends | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wklw7/tifu_by_accidentally_flashing_my_older_sisters/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bmward105 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342311438 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wkktv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wkktv | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wkktv/tifu_and_broke_safety_and_sanitation_protocol/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 46 | null | null | I was training at my food service job to go into management. Last night I closed and forgot to put "day dots" on the cold leftovers. Day dots are little pink stickers tht we put on pans to indicate thy are not to be mixed with fresh product. It would have taken someone 1 minute to do it, but I forgot it. I am no longer... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and broke "safety and sanitation protocol." | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wkktv/tifu_and_broke_safety_and_sanitation_protocol/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sotheniwaslike_wut | null | None | null | null | null | 1342474743 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342493618 | null | False | null | wnz4l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wnz4l | null | 46 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wnz4l/yifu_yesterday_some_friends_and_i_threw_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 428 | null | null | It was recommended that I post this in /r/tifu as well (originally posted in /r/AskReddit).
When she approached the house, we all hid and whatnot. Right as she had her hand on the doorknob, I yanked it open, which was the initial startling. We flipped on the lights and yelled "SURPRISE!". She hobbled backwards a littl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | YIFU: Yesterday some friends and I threw a surprise party for a friend. When we yelled surprise, she got so scared she fainted and broke her jaw and ended up in the hospital. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wnz4l/yifu_yesterday_some_friends_and_i_threw_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | LeJeux | null | None | null | null | null | 1342470009 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wntya | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wntya | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wntya/got_fired_gave_back_the_wrong_phone_with_400/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Got fired, gave back the wrong phone with 400 personal pictures, some pornographic, almost all "graphic" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wntya/got_fired_gave_back_the_wrong_phone_with_400/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | tool-user | null | None | null | null | null | 1342456812 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342541244 | null | False | null | wnf4r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wnf4r | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wnf4r/tifu_by_figuring_out_that_a_google_adwords/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | Ok. I was helping a friend by building her a website. She was going to pay me 15% of the sales (she makes and sells her jewelry). Well, one day I decide to try Google Adwords. I set up an account (of course linked to my credit card) and set a limit of $3/day for advertising costs.
Right after that I got a real j... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by figuring out that a Google Adwords account I set up over a year ago had been charging me $3/day since then. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wnf4r/tifu_by_figuring_out_that_a_google_adwords/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Bert_Ljung | null | None | null | null | null | 1342446161 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wn5e3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wn5e3 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wn5e3/tifu_because_nyan_cat_bricked_my_netbook/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | I finally got a netbook, played around with it for a while, installed linux, started customizing it and then a great idea occurred me: Why not replacing the fugly BIOS splash with a picture of nyan cat? So I researched a bit, modified the official BIOS update accordingly, put it on a USB stick and started flashing the ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU because nyan cat bricked my netbook | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wn5e3/tifu_because_nyan_cat_bricked_my_netbook/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | izmeister | null | None | null | null | null | 1342445128 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342463864 | null | False | null | wn4oc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wn4oc | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wn4oc/tifu_i_peed_in_my_roommates_bed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | I've been sleeping with a guy who is subleasing for the summer which is already bad, but to make it worse I woke up this morning in his bed and realized I drunkenly pissed myself. And now I don't know what to do. I'm still hammered. He left for work already and I'm just trying to figure out how I tell him. Or maybe I'l... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu I peed in my roommates bed | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wn4oc/tifu_i_peed_in_my_roommates_bed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DamnitBilly | null | None | null | null | null | 1342414595 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342453382 | null | False | null | wmnf4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wmnf4 | null | 256 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wmnf4/tifu_and_had_sloppy_drunk_sex_with_my_best/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1487 | null | null | -A little back-story before I begin-
My friend (Josh) and I have been best friends since Middle School. Ever since then, his family has become my secondary family entitling his sister as my sister also. We're both 20 and she (Janice) is 18. I have had a crush on her for awhile but denied the feeling since we're practi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and had sloppy drunk sex with my best friend's little sister | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wmnf4/tifu_and_had_sloppy_drunk_sex_with_my_best/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342414471 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wmnb3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wmnb3 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wmnb3/tifu_i_made_a_passive_aggressive_status_on_my_fb/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | We broke up because of distance so of course we still care about each other.
Feeling shitty and drunk I posted a status describing all "the plenty of good looking women here tonight."
Of course she saw and posted it in her blog how it upset her. I apologized but I can tell it really bothered her.
Just hoping she ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I made a passive aggressive status on my fb that hurt my ex who I still care about. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wmnb3/tifu_i_made_a_passive_aggressive_status_on_my_fb/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | shoguntom | null | None | null | null | null | 1342563651 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wq592 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wq592 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wq592/tifu_by_sending_a_sensitive_document_to_a_random/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | I'm signing up to get my loan to auto-debit from my bank account, so I don't have to worry every month. So I fill it out and hit print. Weeeeelp as it would turn out, the selected printer didn't match the usual one and I have no idea where it is physically. I've searched 12 floors of office space to try and find that m... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sending a sensitive document to a random printer in my building | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wq592/tifu_by_sending_a_sensitive_document_to_a_random/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | goldbluntz | null | None | null | null | null | 1342551401 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342589836 | null | False | null | wprfg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wprfg | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wprfg/tifu_by_not_knowing_how_office_communicator/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | I'd been following up with this girls ticket for like a week and a half. She was really flirty, so I checked out her personnel photo, she's kinda cute..
Today her file is in my bin, and I'm thinking I need to just call her and finish this ticket, get the missing data, but I can't get through because her line isn't wo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not knowing how office communicator headset phone calls work... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wprfg/tifu_by_not_knowing_how_office_communicator/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342547876 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342549816 | null | False | null | wpnft | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wpnft | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wpnft/tifu_i_fainted_during_surgery_it_could_have_been/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 424 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I fainted during surgery. It could have been worse, at least I didn't take the patient with me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wpnft/tifu_i_fainted_during_surgery_it_could_have_been/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Bearhat54 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342540365 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342545705 | null | False | null | wpfbd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wpfbd | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wpfbd/tifu_passed_out_at_club_ended_up_shitting_self/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 69 | null | null | Okay so a bit of back story: One of my good friends makes dubstep, and he lined up a show at a popular club downtown. I was DD so not a drop of alcohol touched these lips (or drugs for that matter).
So driving there I felt completely fine, many laughs were had in the car, and many cigarettes were smoked (I smoke). We... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Passed out at club, ended up shitting self, blamed in on some random dude. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wpfbd/tifu_passed_out_at_club_ended_up_shitting_self/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HolyBallsPleaseHelp | null | None | null | null | null | 1342512483 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | woxv8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_woxv8 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/woxv8/tifu_i_was_charged_with_a_mic_minor_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I was charged with a MIC ( Minor in Consumption of Alcohol) as a 17 year old. Can I take care of the ticket without my parents finding out? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/woxv8/tifu_i_was_charged_with_a_mic_minor_in/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342505676 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wotrz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wotrz | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wotrz/tifu_posted_about_weed_on_facebook_my_girlfriends/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Now her grandma has serious distrust in me and my gal, and I'm not sure if this relationship will last any longer :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Posted about weed on Facebook, my girlfriend's guardian went through my account on her profile | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wotrz/tifu_posted_about_weed_on_facebook_my_girlfriends/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Timmain | null | None | null | null | null | 1342503771 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | woscd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_woscd | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/woscd/tifu_by_dislocating_my_girlfriends_jaw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Bad Timmain... bad. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dislocating my girlfriend's jaw. Accidentally. ಠ_ಠ | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/woscd/tifu_by_dislocating_my_girlfriends_jaw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342492743 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wohtc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wohtc | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wohtc/tifu_and_drank_a_plastic_flyinicecube_gag/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | I also fed it to my family.
**Backstory?** Here it goes. Yesterday, we had just got back from a trip to the states (I live in Canada). While in the US, we had purchased some type of juice that tastes really good but also really sweet (loads of sugars).
So, fast forward to today and it's hot out and I decide to make a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and drank a plastic fly-in-ice-cube gag. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wohtc/tifu_and_drank_a_plastic_flyinicecube_gag/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342487333 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wocaa | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wocaa | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wocaa/tifu_by_alttabing_to_4chans_gif_with_less_than/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by alt-tabing to 4chan's /gif with less than acceptable porn up with my mom looking over my shoulder | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wocaa/tifu_by_alttabing_to_4chans_gif_with_less_than/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | tolu125 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342652957 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wsc16 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wsc16 | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wsc16/tifu_i_think_i_definitely_killed_bambi/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | I was driving with my mom and lil brothers in the car and I see a deer(mamma) crossing so I slow down. Being awestruck I looked to see where the deer was going and increased my speed so my lil brothers can catch a glimpse of the deer. Not a split second later I hear a THUMP! EEEK EEEEK EEEK EEEK! I came to a screechin... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I think I definitely killed Bambi | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wsc16/tifu_i_think_i_definitely_killed_bambi/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342651691 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wsaox | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wsaox | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wsaox/tifu_with_a_vacuum_cleaner/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | so today i was about to vacuum some of my floors. i was setting up my vacuum in the usual method by extending the cord to the full length and plugging it into the wall. my vacuum has one of those automatic cord reel buttons on it the reels the cord in when pushed. i was doing my thing and stretching the cord out and wa... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU with a vacuum cleaner... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wsaox/tifu_with_a_vacuum_cleaner/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | misterraider | null | None | null | null | null | 1342650399 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ws9d5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ws9d5 | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ws9d5/tifu_while_masturbating_by_coughing_just_before_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | I felt like I had to share this with somebody. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while masturbating by coughing just before I was about to cum, triggering it earlier than I expected and getting cum absolutely everywhere. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ws9d5/tifu_while_masturbating_by_coughing_just_before_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | balance13 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342644856 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ws3a0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ws3a0 | null | 105 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ws3a0/tifu_by_headbutting_my_girlfriend_during_sex/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 268 | null | null | While having sex with my girlfriend, I was on top, I was pulling out to finish and my girlfriend was coming towards me to kiss me. My one hand slipped and my head fell forward, resulting in my forhead smashing into her nose... so much blood everywhere... and a broken nose.
TL;DR I headbutted girlfriends nose While hav... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by headbutting my girlfriend during sex | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ws3a0/tifu_by_headbutting_my_girlfriend_during_sex/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342628205 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wrk24 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wrk24 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wrk24/tifu_and_told_my_mums_friend_about_her_arsonist/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So my mum had been out and about socializing recently and She has been making some new friends, my mum mentioned that I fixed Laptops and such to one of them and so they came round to my house to get a repair done.
While I was waiting on a fresh windows install to finish we were sitting talking about my mum. I mention... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and told my mums friend about her Arsonist past. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wrk24/tifu_and_told_my_mums_friend_about_her_arsonist/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Thetalkingcupcake | null | None | null | null | null | 1342597162 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wqzz2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wqzz2 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wqzz2/mtifuby_never_putting_my_apartment_number_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | MTIFU:By never putting my apartment number on freebies. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wqzz2/mtifuby_never_putting_my_apartment_number_on/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342595327 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wqywa | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wqywa | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wqywa/tifu_packed_and_went_back_home_for_a_month_didnt/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Thought it was too risky within earshot of parents. Now I'm fucked. But not really, which is the sad part. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU; Packed and went back home for a month. Didn't pack my vibrator. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wqywa/tifu_packed_and_went_back_home_for_a_month_didnt/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342593863 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wqxy7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wqxy7 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wqxy7/tifu_by_biking_across_an_intersection/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was riding my bike at night and I was just coming to a busy street. I was with a couple of friends and we of course stopped at the light. But then there was no traffic and I saw flashing lights far away. I decided to go across, my friends yelled and told me to stop but it was too late. I was already going. I don’t th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by biking across an intersection.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wqxy7/tifu_by_biking_across_an_intersection/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | leavenger | null | None | null | null | null | 1342593337 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wqxlr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wqxlr | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wqxlr/took_a_picture_with_flash_still_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Took a picture with flash still on. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wqxlr/took_a_picture_with_flash_still_on/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Michi_THE_Awesome | null | None | null | null | null | 1342588751 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wqu3d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wqu3d | null | 48 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wqu3d/tifu_at_the_beachno_poop_was_involved_in_the_fu/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 157 | null | null | I went to ship wreck beach (near noheji and watsu in Northern Japan) with some people I didn't know to well and my mother. She was visiting and wanted to go. We drive there after a while, park, and walk this rather long road to the beach. We're there mostly to collect sea glass and enjoy the day. We decide to le... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at the beach(no poop was involved in the FU) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wqu3d/tifu_at_the_beachno_poop_was_involved_in_the_fu/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342577200 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wqj11 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wqj11 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wqj11/by_watching_the_second_human_centipede/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | by watching the second human centipede | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wqj11/by_watching_the_second_human_centipede/ | null | null | null | null |
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