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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338909187 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | um5ud | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_um5ud | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/um5ud/tifu_and_got_caught_skipping_school_for_a_pretty/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Today was the final day of Diamond Jubilee Celebrations and the day of the Royal Carraige Procession. I had stayed home for the Royal Wedding last year, so I decided to stay home for this one as well. My parents had said no and told me to just record the whole thing and watch it when I get home, but it feels like it ju... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and got caught skipping school for a pretty nerdy reason | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/um5ud/tifu_and_got_caught_skipping_school_for_a_pretty/ | null | null | null | null |
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Some other diver that day may... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Went abalone diving, lost my dive bag and gauge...and the abalone I had in my bag. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/um4q8/tifu_went_abalone_diving_lost_my_dive_bag_and/ | null | null | null | null |
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Then I ran off the bus leaving it behind. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I left a case of beer on the bus. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ulpcy/tifu_i_left_a_case_of_beer_on_the_bus/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | canipaybycheck | null | None | null | null | null | 1338862007 | null | moderator | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ulchs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ulchs | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ulchs/15000/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 120 | null | null | Hey everyone,
Congratulations on reaching 15,000 subscribers! Despite being 13 weeks old, we are still in the [top thirty hottest subreddits](http://redditlist.com/hot-new). We hope that you'll continue to promote us around reddit whenever you see any fuck-ups that belong on /r/tifu.
This is also an announcement of a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | 15,000! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ulchs/15000/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339017965 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uomtc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uomtc | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uomtc/tifu_by_taking_my_moms_cigarettes_and_being_too/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Alright here's the story. I should say I'm 17 I'm currently living with my parents and last night I was feeling pretty bored. So I took a Xanax. After this I was feeling pretty lame. So I looked in my moms purse and found a couple E-cigarettes. Two were out and one was in a package. So I smoked the first two still not... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by taking my moms cigarettes and being too high to cover up the evidence. Also swallowing some plastic. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uomtc/tifu_by_taking_my_moms_cigarettes_and_being_too/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | frankfurter89 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339012222 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uogoe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uogoe | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uogoe/tifu_i_partied_with_pat_kane_and_pissed_my_bed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | More like a few weeks ago I fucked up, but I was at a bar and met Patrick Kane (hockey player). We got super drunk and then I went home. In an attempt to not have a hangover for work the next morning, I drank like 10 glasses of water. I woke up in a giant pool of piss and my mattress still smells. Son of a bitch. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I partied with Pat Kane and pissed my bed | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uogoe/tifu_i_partied_with_pat_kane_and_pissed_my_bed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338991036 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339056438 | null | False | null | unxku | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_unxku | null | 91 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/unxku/tifu_by_drawing_a_penis/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 313 | null | null | I was sitting next to my friend in English class and I see he has his daily planner on his desk. I pick it up, flip to a random page, and draw (in pencil) a rudimentary penis. I show him and he laughs. He then takes the planner and (with pen) adds details such as hair and shading. It turns out to be quite impressive. W... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by drawing a penis | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/unxku/tifu_by_drawing_a_penis/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339109155 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uqkn1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uqkn1 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uqkn1/tifui_let_my_friend_catch_me_with_my_secret/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I had decided to keep my 'friend with benefits' a secret from my other friends, because most of them would not approve of the sultry relationship. The one that I would least like to have found out did, mostly because I am a stupid fuck-up. She was chasing us, and we thought we had lost her, so we started to make out, a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU-I let my friend catch me with my secret make-out buddy. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uqkn1/tifui_let_my_friend_catch_me_with_my_secret/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339107218 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uqivi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uqivi | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uqivi/tifu_by_saying_black_person_instead_of_blackboard/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | I was talking about how someone writes on a blackboard and how they hate the blackboard. It became a very interesting context.
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EDIT: This was in my Chinese class | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by saying "black person" instead of "blackboard" while giving a speech in Chinese | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uqivi/tifu_by_saying_black_person_instead_of_blackboard/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339106103 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339121478 | null | False | null | uqhus | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uqhus | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uqhus/tifu_i_did_this_to_my_mothers_sidewalk/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I did this to my mother's sidewalk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uqhus/tifu_i_did_this_to_my_mothers_sidewalk/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | aprofondir | null | None | null | null | null | 1339097910 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uq9rd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uq9rd | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uq9rd/tifu_by_picking_up_a_slug_and_stomping_on_a_snail/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So yeah, my friend and I were walking through the town (the same friend who I started a fire-fuckfest™ with) and we just sat on some stairs, playing guitar and singing. To the left of us I notice something that looked like a little twig (it was dark) so I decided to pick it up...and I picked it up by the end and boy w... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by picking up a slug and stomping on a snail | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uq9rd/tifu_by_picking_up_a_slug_and_stomping_on_a_snail/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339095963 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339212904 | null | False | null | uq7z0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uq7z0 | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uq7z0/tifu_me_vs_wall_and_i_won/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | So me and my dad haven't always gotten along, its a love hate kind of thing. Hes a technology guy so i asked him why my cell phone battery wasn't holding a charge anymore and he asked to look through it. Then he asks if he can delete a little weather updater i have and i told him no i use it. He goes on a mini rampage,... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Me vs. Wall and i won | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uq7z0/tifu_me_vs_wall_and_i_won/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339095770 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uq7ry | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uq7ry | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uq7ry/tufu_i_found_a_case_of_beer_on_the_bus_and_got/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TUFU I found a case of beer on the bus and got blackout drunk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uq7ry/tufu_i_found_a_case_of_beer_on_the_bus_and_got/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | escroto-peludo | null | None | null | null | null | 1339094731 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uq6q6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uq6q6 | null | 43 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uq6q6/tifu_by_grabbing_a_fistful_of_manpubes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 196 | null | null | I was post-shower when I noticed that the water level was quite high. I haven't had a problem with my shower drain clogging before, so naturally my first thought was that something had to be blocking it. I look down at what appears to be a loofah sitting on top of the drain, half-submerged in soapy wash water. Without ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by grabbing a fistful of man-pubes | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uq6q6/tifu_by_grabbing_a_fistful_of_manpubes/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339088680 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uq0s9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uq0s9 | null | 28 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uq0s9/tifu_my_college_career_may_be_in_jeopardy_due_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | I'm shaking with nerves/stress/distraught right now. I can't handle this.
I'm the co-chair of the student theatre organization on my campus, and, as part of my duties, I must keep in contact with the theatre discipline to avoid conflicts. The prof in charge of relations with my org was out of country, but said he woul... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: My college career may be in jeopardy due to a misunderstood Facebook post. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uq0s9/tifu_my_college_career_may_be_in_jeopardy_due_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MyNewPants | null | None | null | null | null | 1339084471 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | upx5z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_upx5z | null | 44 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/upx5z/tifu_and_realized_i_lost_all_the_sources_for_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 78 | null | null | Really, I have no idea where they went. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and realized I lost all the sources for my 10 page research paper due today. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/upx5z/tifu_and_realized_i_lost_all_the_sources_for_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339076460 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | upqpl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_upqpl | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/upqpl/tifu_sent_a_video_gore_video_too_some_chick/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I had just watched this crazy video of a bear mauling some guy and I wanted to sent it too my friend on Facebook, so after writing something on the lines of "you should watch this" and adding the link at the end I sent it to him. Right after I closed the chat I realized I had sent it too the wrong person and freaked ou... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: sent a video gore video too some chick. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/upqpl/tifu_sent_a_video_gore_video_too_some_chick/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ipitythefail | null | None | null | null | null | 1339075938 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | upqc2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_upqc2 | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/upqc2/tifuleft_my_shoes_at_the_park/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | I was hanging out at the park with a bunch of friends, and then we left to go to Waffle House. I forgot that I had left my shoes in the middle of the fucking playground. I went to get them about 30 minutes later and they were gone. Fuck. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU-Left my shoes at the park. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/upqc2/tifuleft_my_shoes_at_the_park/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | courtneyfightsfoo | null | None | null | null | null | 1339075332 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uppxk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uppxk | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uppxk/tifu_looked_at_exboyfriends_reddit_account/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | He commented on someone's post and said I was dead to him and lied about buying me a cat. I don't know why I looked at it. I knew it would make me upset but I did it anyway. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Looked at ex-boyfriend's reddit account. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uppxk/tifu_looked_at_exboyfriends_reddit_account/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339072943 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | upoiy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_upoiy | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/upoiy/i_fucked_up_and_heres_my_simple_plea_of_resolution/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I fucked up, and here's my simple plea of resolution. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/upoiy/i_fucked_up_and_heres_my_simple_plea_of_resolution/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Infernuzz666 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339069543 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | upmtx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_upmtx | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/upmtx/tifu_got_fired_from_internship/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Well, actually this story is from a two years ago, and I thought I'd share it now that I had found out this subreddit.
I was still in high school, where we were obligated to do an internship of 25 hours at a non-profit organisation which were helping people in a way. Me and a friend decided to find one together to mak... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got fired from internship | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/upmtx/tifu_got_fired_from_internship/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | hullokoala | null | None | null | null | null | 1339066704 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uplmm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uplmm | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uplmm/tifu_and_was_sprayed_by_a_skunk_at_close_range/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 64 | null | null | I was in front of my house smoking and fiddling with my phone. With smoke time over, I begin my trip to the porch and up the steps, the whole time on auto pilot with my phone in my face. About two feet from the door, I notice a black fuzzy creature that resembled one of our outdoor cats until it turned around to reveal... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and was sprayed by a skunk at close range. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uplmm/tifu_and_was_sprayed_by_a_skunk_at_close_range/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throawayeaye | null | None | null | null | null | 1339051956 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | upfge | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_upfge | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/upfge/tifu_i_changed_the_amount_on_a_customers_check/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | Throwaway for obvious reasons, but today at work there was a lady who had came in to buy a few items. We were chatting away about life, when she wrote the check for $56. Well, she saw the total before I added tax, and I didn't notice the amount was off until she left ( should be around $59).
So, to cover my tracks I c... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I changed the amount on a customers check after they left. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/upfge/tifu_i_changed_the_amount_on_a_customers_check/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339049796 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | upe64 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_upe64 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/upe64/tifu_by_telling_my_best_friends_crush_not_to_fall/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | This happened two years ago but thought I would share. So my ex-best friend, who lets just say gets angry for almost everything, had a crush on this girl who actually had a huge crush on him first. Anyways all was going good and she told him that she would go out with him as soon as she turns 16 (she is really cool wit... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my best friend's crush not to fall for him | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/upe64/tifu_by_telling_my_best_friends_crush_not_to_fall/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | strongbadiophage | null | None | null | null | null | 1339047459 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | upcrl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_upcrl | null | 36 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/upcrl/tifu_by_getting_caught_watching_porn/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | I was in my little inconspicuous corner of the house where we always put the laptop. No one can see what you are doing but the positioning isn't sinister by any means. Anyways, as my older brother is loading some game or something on the tv, it starts skipping. I say,"Hey man, it's exploding." I guess he thought I ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting caught watching porn. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/upcrl/tifu_by_getting_caught_watching_porn/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339037857 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | up5a7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_up5a7 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/up5a7/tifu_and_used_the_wrong_restroom/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | This actually happened about a month ago. I'm waiting outside my next class and I have to pee. Now, at this school every restroom is the same--men's on left, women's on right, back to back. I've used this particular restroom several times before. But for some reason on this day my brain decided that the left one was wo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and used the wrong restroom. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/up5a7/tifu_and_used_the_wrong_restroom/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Michi_THE_Awesome | null | None | null | null | null | 1339036835 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339042805 | null | False | null | up4d3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_up4d3 | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/up4d3/tifu_i_didnt_go_to_work_bc_of_bad_phone_habits/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 40 | null | null | I rarely ever charge my phone and I usually leave it around the house. This results in missed calls and me not checking messages for a week at a time. Those are my bad phone habits.
Work: I've got two part time jobs (in order to still have the flexibility to go to school). The one IFU is the daytime one wh... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I didn't go to work b/c of bad phone habits. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/up4d3/tifu_i_didnt_go_to_work_bc_of_bad_phone_habits/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339034208 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339090424 | null | False | null | up1vy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_up1vy | null | 39 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/up1vy/tifu/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 92 | null | null | Well since there isn't a subreddit for 5 years ago I fucked up... Starting with the back story, I was working at Books A Million. And anyone that has ever worked there knows that if your shift says you're off at midnight, you're probably going to be there at 3 am still cleaning up books. Well this was one such night bu... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/up1vy/tifu/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | emikokitsune | null | None | null | null | null | 1339032112 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uozzx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uozzx | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uozzx/tifu_walking_into_a_bathroom_without_knocking/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I woke up half asleep this morning and went straight to the bathroom because I really had to pee. I figure it's super early (6:50am) and no one is in there. I was staring at my feet the entire time as well (for some reason I look down when sleepy). My brother-in-law was standing there. All I saw were his feet and his b... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Walking into a bathroom without knocking first, my brother-in-law was in there... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uozzx/tifu_walking_into_a_bathroom_without_knocking/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ohmahjah | null | None | null | null | null | 1339031616 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uozjk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uozjk | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uozjk/tifu_peed_my_pants/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | The title lies. It should be "TYAIFU" (Two Years Ago I Fucked Up).
This very well might be the worst moment in my life, and I hope it doesn't get any worse.
Let's flash back to 2010.
It was a sunny June. I had been out of fifth grade for about a month. I was a safety patrol at my school in Jacksonville, FL. Every Summe... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Peed my Pants | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uozjk/tifu_peed_my_pants/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | yout1014 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339199180 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339199551 | null | False | null | usejn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_usejn | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/usejn/tifu_by_trying_to_go_golfing_during_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | Me and my brother were going to do some brother bonding before he goes to college. We tee'd off and al seemed normal, until my brother got hit in the head with a 1 inch chuck off ice hit his head, in the middle of summer. Me and him doubled into the tree cover, then the lightning started to strike. We were flat out on ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to go golfing during a ThunderStorm and hail strike. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/usejn/tifu_by_trying_to_go_golfing_during_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sanser89 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339192872 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | us9e4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_us9e4 | null | 277 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/us9e4/tifu_by_shitting_on_my_boyfriends_during_vaginal/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1118 | null | null | I don't have a fucking clue how this happened. We've been together for a year and fucked many times.
He's doing me doggy, I feel myself about to climax and clench my body to try to hold it back then suddenly he stops.
"Amy, you pooped" he says.
I don't believe him so I don't turn around but then I smelled it and I k... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by shitting on my boyfriend's during vaginal intercourse. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/us9e4/tifu_by_shitting_on_my_boyfriends_during_vaginal/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Xonix1234 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339192089 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | us8re | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_us8re | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/us8re/dog_vomit_on_my_wall/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So today I was lying on my bed with my jack russel dog beside me, when all of a sudden he started heaving. He was getting ready to vomit so I picked him up and ran to my bathroom with him so he wouldnt puke on my bed or carpet floor. I had almost made it to my bathroom when all of a sudden he threw up. But instead of h... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Dog vomit on my wall | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/us8re/dog_vomit_on_my_wall/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339191421 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | us86t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_us86t | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/us86t/teacher_oral/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Was a while ago but in health class we were using the question box and one of the questions was does cum taste like chlorine. He said how it varies guy to guy but he isn't really an expert on the field of what cum tastes like. I respond without thinking whatever you say Mr. Teacher and then wink at him. 2 seconds after... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Teacher oral | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/us86t/teacher_oral/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kenlayisalive | null | None | null | null | null | 1339190622 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | us7hr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_us7hr | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/us7hr/today_i_didnt_fuck_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Just spilt a huge glass of water all over my desk. So glade I put my TB harddrive, cable modem, and everything else of note on my desk a top some book I've already read or something.
Here's a thank you from Present-Me to Past-Me, for idiot proofing the place before I had a chance to screw it up. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today I DIDNT fuck up | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/us7hr/today_i_didnt_fuck_up/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339184794 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339187939 | null | False | null | us24p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_us24p | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/us24p/tifu_my_acting_test/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | My English teacher is testing us on our ability to act. We started a couple weeks ago, and I get the act/scene that I want in Romeo and Juliet. I memorize all my lines and me and my partner make ours into a great comedy, basically mocking Romeo and Juliet. This goes over with my English teacher and we're very enthusias... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my acting test | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/us24p/tifu_my_acting_test/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339178751 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | urwkr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_urwkr | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/urwkr/tifu_i_got_fired/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was fired from Target which isn't the worst thing to ever happen but still, I fucked up. I had only been working there for 2 months and had missed a bunch of days but I was in school and had another job. Beer oclock it is. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I got fired | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/urwkr/tifu_i_got_fired/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339177690 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339182516 | null | False | null | urvrg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_urvrg | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/urvrg/tifu_and_lost_half_a_percent_of_a_file_i_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | That half a percent is almost a million dollars of info. Oops. I will have to find it before my boss finds out I lost it.
Edit: I had lost more that than in pure dollars. I misplaced 3 mil... I should find it soon enough. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and lost half a percent of a file I was formatting and doing formulas on. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/urvrg/tifu_and_lost_half_a_percent_of_a_file_i_was/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TheRealIndianajones | null | None | null | null | null | 1339167705 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | urn6k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_urn6k | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/urn6k/tifu_by_releasing_a_evil_spirt_older_than_time/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by releasing a evil spirt older than time itself into the world. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/urn6k/tifu_by_releasing_a_evil_spirt_older_than_time/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | MrGoldenVoice | null | None | null | null | null | 1339161478 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | urirh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_urirh | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/urirh/tifupdate_after_i_got_fired_from_my_first_job/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 90 | null | null | Okay, so after I got fired from the farm store, which honestly was not my type of store in the first place, I received a facebook message from a guy whom I had worked with at a local radio station doing sports. He tells me that there's been a new opening and it won't be a week or so before the company announced the ope... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate: After I got fired from my first job. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/urirh/tifupdate_after_i_got_fired_from_my_first_job/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339155934 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | urfru | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_urfru | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/urfru/tifu_by_hanging_on_rghettojerk_in_front_of_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by hanging on r/ghettojerk in front of a black classmate. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/urfru/tifu_by_hanging_on_rghettojerk_in_front_of_a/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | ToXic73 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339154287 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | urf23 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_urf23 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/urf23/tifu_bacon_cooking/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Today I was cooking bacon and left it in our shitty grill, look back a minute later and it has spontaneously combusted. Worst thing is that I LOVE BACON! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Bacon Cooking | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/urf23/tifu_bacon_cooking/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339150278 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | urdfo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_urdfo | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/urdfo/tifu_by_telling_asking_a_girl_to_marry_me/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I started to detail it here, but it made me sad. So fuck it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling asking a girl to marry me | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/urdfo/tifu_by_telling_asking_a_girl_to_marry_me/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ThePenisFish | null | None | null | null | null | 1339142054 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uraaw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uraaw | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uraaw/tifu_by_calling_friends_brother_ugly/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | long story:
So, my best friend..Bob has a friend..John. Me and Bob driving home, Bob sais he need to visit John for a sec just to return smth he borrowed. We're standing at John's house and John comes..he looks...different - he's wearing stupid glasses, some strange boots, also he looks like he was drinking non-stop fo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by calling friend's brother ugly.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uraaw/tifu_by_calling_friends_brother_ugly/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Hoelt | null | None | null | null | null | 1339141870 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339145070 | null | False | null | ura85 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ura85 | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ura85/tifu_i_accidentally_poured_out_the_gin_of_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 38 | null | null | I work as a bus person in a bar and grill. I was taking some washed shot glasses out, and after I put them away one of the bartenders grabbed one of the glasses, put it down, looked at it with what I thought could be a disapproving look, and said to the other bartender, "Okay, this needs to be rinsed. Just rinse it."
... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I accidentally poured out the gin of a customer's drink while the bartender wasn't looking, just before the bartender added the seltzer water and served it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ura85/tifu_i_accidentally_poured_out_the_gin_of_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | optomistprime | null | None | null | null | null | 1339139134 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ur8y7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ur8y7 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ur8y7/tifu_swinging_on_a_pullup_bar/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 53 | null | null | SOOooo My parent's house kinda has this pull up bar in the basement it's not like a proper bar its just some long iron/steel bar the previous owners nailed up, and put some steel cord on to keep it there. Been using it for the last few months no problems. yet tonight, I decided it would be cool to when I go under it, s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU swinging on a pull-up bar | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ur8y7/tifu_swinging_on_a_pullup_bar/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bashfulfruit | null | None | null | null | null | 1339117217 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uqrvs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uqrvs | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uqrvs/tifu_by_trying_to_make_a_grilled_cheese_sandwich/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 39 | null | null | I don't really know how to cook, so I looked up how to make one from google. Use the wrong pan, let it heat up, and once I put butter in the pan it shot up in flames.
It was then followed by all my fire alarms going off and scaring the shit of me. I don't think I will be touching the stove anytime soon. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uqrvs/tifu_by_trying_to_make_a_grilled_cheese_sandwich/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tobberobbe | null | None | null | null | null | 1339284632 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | utu6f | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_utu6f | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/utu6f/tifu_starting_an_argument_that_got_out_of_hand/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | My mom walks into my room. She asks if she can borrow my smartphone, she is learning to use one, because she is going to buy one. I let her borrow it, no big deal, i had low battery though. When i go to the living room i see that she plugged in the smartphone. Then i say: That was not very thoughtful, then i will have ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Starting an argument that got out of hand | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/utu6f/tifu_starting_an_argument_that_got_out_of_hand/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339282559 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | utsoi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_utsoi | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/utsoi/tifu_i_almost_broke_my_ankle_by_being_careless/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I was sitting in a wooden chair with a horizontal leg rest near the bottom of the legs of the chair. I was sitting behind a desk that doesn't have much leg room, and in front of a wall. So, I was confined in a very tight spot. Somehow half my leg got stuck between the horizontal leg rest and the chair. I tried to stand... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I /almost/ broke my ankle by being careless | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/utsoi/tifu_i_almost_broke_my_ankle_by_being_careless/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | rdsxfnrn | null | None | null | null | null | 1339276774 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | utoa1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_utoa1 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/utoa1/tifu_by_spending_my_sons_vacation_money/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | well really i have been fucking this up for months. told my son i would spent income tax money (about 5k) on the trip of a lifetime for him and his fam to go to disney. bought airline tix (~2K), and paid deposit on rest. put $$$ into savings for future payment. slowly spent all the $$$. today i realized they would be f... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null |
TIFU by spending my son's vacation money | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/utoa1/tifu_by_spending_my_sons_vacation_money/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339267070 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | utgu2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_utgu2 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/utgu2/tifu_i_had_fun_reciting_hamlet_out_loud_on_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Yeah it sounds redicoulus and it is so let me explain.
So yesterday, after riding home on my bike through a shitty rainfall, I got rid of my wet clothes and immediatly had to take a huge shit. Because all the way home, I couldn't think about anything else but the famous Hamlet monologue starting with "Alas, Poor Yorri... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I had fun reciting Hamlet out loud on the Toilet yesterday, but now my voice is fucked up and I have a throat ache. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/utgu2/tifu_i_had_fun_reciting_hamlet_out_loud_on_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339263294 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | utdxb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_utdxb | null | 48 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/utdxb/tifu_i_stabbed_myself_in_the_pubes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 195 | null | null | Earlier today I was playing with one of my knives, an assisted opening knife with a damaged torsion bar. For those of you who aren't knife enthusiasts, that means the knife stays closed until you push on a part of the knife blade and then it springs open, and the damaged torsion bar means that the knife doesn't stay cl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I stabbed myself in the pubes | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/utdxb/tifu_i_stabbed_myself_in_the_pubes/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339235730 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ut09b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ut09b | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ut09b/tifu_im_pretty_sure_the_people_on_my_new_job/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I was talking to a coworker and he told me his parents were coming in by plane later in the day. He's a foreigner, but has obviously been in the country for a long time. He's one of the only people I've made any connection with since I started three weeks ago.
Anywho, I was curious, so I asked him where he was from. I... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I'm pretty sure the people on my new job thinks I'm a racist now | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ut09b/tifu_im_pretty_sure_the_people_on_my_new_job/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kabibbles | null | None | null | null | null | 1339232834 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uszct | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uszct | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uszct/tifu_getting_in_a_knife_fight_with_a_bug/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | Just happened, this flying roach bug or something came running down my wall (We dont have roaches so I was freaked) and I was just chillin lookin at redit. I am barefoot and had my pocket knife right next to me so I whip it out and start stabbing at it. but he was really fast. he jumped on my bed and I was trying with ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Getting in a knife fight with a bug | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uszct/tifu_getting_in_a_knife_fight_with_a_bug/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339218348 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ussf5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ussf5 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ussf5/tifu_by_scratching_my_150_sunglasses/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was outside on the porch looking for something and I leaned over to look behind a bin. I heard a sickening plasticy scratchy sound as I realized I trashed my Oakleys I was wearing on top of my head against the brick wall of the house. It took a lot to save up for those things. I love those sunglasses. I can't believe... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by scratching my $150 sunglasses | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ussf5/tifu_by_scratching_my_150_sunglasses/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | AttackingSail | null | None | null | null | null | 1339215726 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | usqq7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_usqq7 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/usqq7/tifu_by_telling_someone_they_were_fat/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Alright, I actually have to say this was a long time ago, not today.
So I was on a field trip and one of my friend's mom was a chaperone. (Don't how to spell it, mind my grammar)
At the end of the field trip her mom looked rather 'tired' so I tap her on the shoulder and say, "Mrs.___ you look saturated."
All I can r... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling someone they were fat. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/usqq7/tifu_by_telling_someone_they_were_fat/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339213387 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | usp2t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_usp2t | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/usp2t/tifu_i_ran_over_a_dog_didnt_tell_anyone/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Someone in the neighbourhood I live whom I never have spoken with has a pet dog, today I was driving a few blocks away and may or may not have been looking forward when I hit his dog (which in my defence I would not have expected to see this far away from his house). Needless to say the poor bugger was dead, I hope no... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I ran over a dog, didn't tell anyone. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/usp2t/tifu_i_ran_over_a_dog_didnt_tell_anyone/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339213358 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339215552 | null | False | null | usp1v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_usp1v | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/usp1v/tifu_gave_a_stranger_a_ride_and_got_robbed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | So this actually happened about a month ago but I didn't think of posting until now.
My brother and I wanted to go out to some bars and what not for the usual 21st birthday celebration(his). His wife was our DD, driving my car. Anyway my brother and I are feeling pretty good at about 2 a.m. heading back to his place b... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Gave a stranger a ride and got robbed | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/usp1v/tifu_gave_a_stranger_a_ride_and_got_robbed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Purecheetodust | null | None | null | null | null | 1339203581 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ushug | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ushug | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ushug/tifu_and_trusted_a_fart/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 60 | null | null | Was at work in my cubicle when I was hit with what I thought was just gas. Released my sphincter and proceeded to shit my pants. I had to walk halfway across the building, afraid that the turd that had just tricked me would fall out of my fucking pants. Made it to the bathroom safely and quickly removed my soiled un... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and trusted a fart. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ushug/tifu_and_trusted_a_fart/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339364289 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339373879 | null | False | null | uv4b0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uv4b0 | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uv4b0/tifu_tried_to_masturbate_ended_up_peeing_all/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 61 | null | null | This is 4 or 5 years old, but the bin and keyboard threads reminded me of it.
You have to keep in mind the computer was temporally in the hall, don't ever make this to your teenage children please.
There was noone on the house, and I had masturbated like 2 times recently, was going for another while I was feeling the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Tried to masturbate, ended up peeing all around the house. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uv4b0/tifu_tried_to_masturbate_ended_up_peeing_all/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339358656 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uuztk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uuztk | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uuztk/tifu_playing_water_polo/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'll start by saying that water polo is a physical game. There's all sorts of nastiness going on in the pool. Everyone gets fouled and beat up. That's a fact of the game.
I was playing today, and it was the last possession of a club team scrimmage. A defender and I were on the wing (far side of a formation), and ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Playing Water Polo | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uuztk/tifu_playing_water_polo/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ATierney | null | None | null | null | null | 1339356590 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uuy5j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uuy5j | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uuy5j/tifu_made_reservations_for_fathers_day_brunch/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 43 | null | null | The lady laughed pretty hard for at least 5 minutes... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Made reservations for Fathers Day brunch, showed up today...It's not Fathers Day. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uuy5j/tifu_made_reservations_for_fathers_day_brunch/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339352001 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uuui4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uuui4 | null | 36 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uuui4/tifu_urinated_on_my_keyboard/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 140 | null | null | So, I was having this really intense dream this morning, the kind that feels more real than real life, and for some reason I felt like it was vitally important that I pee on something. In my half-asleep state I apparently got up, threw back the covers, and pissed directly and freely onto my 500$ keyboard which was sitt... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Urinated on my keyboard | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uuui4/tifu_urinated_on_my_keyboard/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | _acheron | null | None | null | null | null | 1339350777 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uutjd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uutjd | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uutjd/tifu_by_falling_asleep_on_a_train/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Well, not so much today as a little while ago, but I just found this subreddit not long ago so I thought I'd share it with you all.
Here's a little backstory on how this wonderful event happened:
I don't get much sleep, due to bad habits and an enjoyment of reading/video games.
Public transport makes me tired at the ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By falling asleep on a train. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uutjd/tifu_by_falling_asleep_on_a_train/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | eskiimo | null | None | null | null | null | 1339344814 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uupcy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uupcy | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uupcy/tifu_and_lost_500_on_the_ground_now_some_lucky/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | Well, I was on Alien Blue (iPhone app that allows you to post on Reddit) and on my way to the ATM. During this time, I was posting comments in /r/new when all of a sudden I began to have an argument with some Redditor about some stupid little muff. If you want to have a read it's actually in my profile and latest comme... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: and lost $500 on the ground. Now some lucky twat gets to have it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uupcy/tifu_and_lost_500_on_the_ground_now_some_lucky/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339338528 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uuljr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uuljr | null | 58 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uuljr/tifu_with_a_terrible_hookup/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 129 | null | null | This didn't happen to me today, but I just discovered this. Not for weak stomachs.
I was drinking. All of the best/most terrible things happen when I drink. This particular time, I was at a small get together with some friends. Everything was fine and dandy until there was a knock on the door and a group of freshman g... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU with a terrible hookup. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uuljr/tifu_with_a_terrible_hookup/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Gibs_is_anim_dom | null | None | null | null | null | 1339333769 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uujc2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uujc2 | null | 67 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uujc2/tifu_i_pissed_in_the_bin_at_the_hospital/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 246 | null | null | Yesterday I had an incredible brain fart that I'm still trying to understand.
I badly needed a piss and rushed into a bathroom in the hospital where I work. I had a wrapper in my hand that I planned to throw in the bin after. Somehow my thoughts got scrambled and I went directly to the bin, stood on the pedal to open ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I pissed in the bin at the hospital. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uujc2/tifu_i_pissed_in_the_bin_at_the_hospital/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Handro3 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339314597 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uud91 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uud91 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uud91/tifu_by_leaving_a_hair_in_a_customers_plate/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Before I begin, you have to know that I have long hair (almost 2 feet) and wear it in a pony tail most of the times, and at all times during work.
So I just got a job at a small restaurant, and they mostly have me taking food out to customers, but today my boss decided it was time to teach me how to make the different... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving a hair in a customer's plate | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uud91/tifu_by_leaving_a_hair_in_a_customers_plate/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | fawkesmulder | null | None | null | null | null | 1339304522 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uu808 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uu808 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uu808/tifu_by_eating_jalapeno_poppers_for_breakfast_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | I have to drive from Los Angeles to Bakersfield and back every Saturday to work at the farmer's market. Like a fool, I only got a couple hours of sleep again. [Last time I almost swallowed my change.](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ui0er/tifu_by_attempting_to_drink_79_cents/)
Around 7 AM this morning I stopped ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by eating Jalapeno Poppers for breakfast and getting food poisoning | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uu808/tifu_by_eating_jalapeno_poppers_for_breakfast_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339457103 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uwytb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uwytb | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uwytb/tifu_my_moms_relation/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I cant stand her friend and made a profile on a datingsite she was on. We startes chatting and it got at the point where she wants to meet. How should I continue?
From one point it is clear to me that she wants someone else then her current boyfriend. On the other hand, I had the unfair advantage of already knowing so... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my moms relation | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uwytb/tifu_my_moms_relation/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339453912 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uww1g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uww1g | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uww1g/tifu_by_quitting_fake_weed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I'm fearful of the upcoming ban, so I decided to quit before it goes into effect so that way I don't have to go stone cold sober. This way I can allow my body time to adjust to sober life.
But now, I hate everything, and nothing in life is fun or rewarding. I think I made a huge mistake. I think I fucked up today. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by quitting fake weed | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uww1g/tifu_by_quitting_fake_weed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339451143 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339475081 | null | False | null | uwtlp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uwtlp | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uwtlp/tifu_accidentally_sent_an_email_to_1275_students/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Whoops.
Edit: Content of the email included a lot of things which were not ready to be released yet. Planning for the future students mostly. So I'm bracing for the shit storm of potentially 1275 confused emails tomorrow when nothing in that email actually is relevant. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Accidentally sent an email to 1275 students, professors, and faculty. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uwtlp/tifu_accidentally_sent_an_email_to_1275_students/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | beenhard33 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339446454 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uwp46 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uwp46 | null | 66 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uwp46/tifu_and_drank_diesel_fuel/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 252 | null | null | At work today, while filling up a machine, I unknowingly let a substantial amount of diesel find its way into my jug of water. It's one of those rubbermaid gallon jugs and was only about a quarter full when the overflow from our skid-steer must have found its way down the drinking stem thing. Anyways, about a sweaty ho... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and drank diesel fuel | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uwp46/tifu_and_drank_diesel_fuel/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Hovertac | null | None | null | null | null | 1339442378 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uwl82 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uwl82 | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uwl82/tifu_i_took_my_ipod_out_of_my_pocket_for_and_put/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 38 | null | null | Back one day: I was having some problems with my iPod going slow, so I disabled location services, which disabled "Find my iPhone".
Today: Towards the end of my 9th period class, we were being dismissed 10 minutes early to go clean out our lockers. Right before the announcement, I had taken my iPod touch out (along wi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I took my iPod out of my pocket for and put it on my desk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uwl82/tifu_i_took_my_ipod_out_of_my_pocket_for_and_put/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | finallypoopedonketo | null | None | null | null | null | 1339434193 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uwdp4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uwdp4 | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uwdp4/tifu_by_severely_overdosing_on_mylanta/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | Two weeks ago I started doing keto to lose weight. At first it seemed too good to be true, bacon and eggs for breakfast, not really having to exercise, etc. and I was losing over a pound a day, but four days ago that all changed. In short I stopped pooping and no amount of coffee was helping. Over the next few days ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by severely overdosing on Mylanta | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uwdp4/tifu_by_severely_overdosing_on_mylanta/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339421065 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uw3kl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uw3kl | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uw3kl/tifu_important_stuff_in_my_browser/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I just had my main computer and my old laptop running at the same time because a friend wants to borrow the laptop and I wanted to make it ready for him. I tend to save all kinds of important stuff in my browser, such as passwords, personalized links to websites and so on, all of which my friend shouldn't get his hands... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU important stuff in my browser | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uw3kl/tifu_important_stuff_in_my_browser/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MissRippit | null | None | null | null | null | 1339410543 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uvyos | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uvyos | null | 192 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uvyos/tifu_and_accidentally_deleted_my_friends_skyrim/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 257 | null | null | I feel so awful. I also realise that for gamers, this is a floggable offence and I was hoping you lovely peeps on Reddit may have an idea as to how I could make it up to him in any small way. The problem is there isn't really the infrastructure in a modern city for a full on flogging, and I'm not going to volunteer to ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and accidentally deleted my friend's Skyrim character (he was level 54) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uvyos/tifu_and_accidentally_deleted_my_friends_skyrim/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tricky5903 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339399955 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uvuq2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uvuq2 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uvuq2/tsomeone_elsefu_gave_himself_a_black_eye_by/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | We were out working in the garden at school, when this one guy decides to see if a rake will really smack you in the face if stepped on. He didn't have the common sense to hold out a hand, and the handle promptly hit him straight in the eye. Everyone laughed. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | T(Someone else)FU- Gave himself a black eye by stepping on a rake. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uvuq2/tsomeone_elsefu_gave_himself_a_black_eye_by/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | iTrollYhu | null | None | null | null | null | 1339394095 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uvrdg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uvrdg | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uvrdg/tifu_yeah_really_original_i_know/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | It was a couple days ago as school ended a while ago. I decided to do a prank on this last day of school. What could be my consequence if I get caught? So I had a spare water bottle, and a pin. I proceeded to poke a hole in the bottle. I squirted people with it for one. No one really notices until there is a lot o... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU (Yeah, really original, I know.) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uvrdg/tifu_yeah_really_original_i_know/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | InsomniacDuck | null | None | null | null | null | 1339392569 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uvqed | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uvqed | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uvqed/every_girl_mentioned_in_rtifu_is_named_amy/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Every girl mentioned in r/tifu is named Amy | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uvqed/every_girl_mentioned_in_rtifu_is_named_amy/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339387113 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uvmlp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uvmlp | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uvmlp/tifu_pissing_everywhere_in_my_bedroom/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | This wasn't today but it was a long time ago give or take 7 years old. One day I was watching tv, alas I felt the need too piss. Of course there was the bathroom, but I didn't feel like going to the bathroom. so I turned and walked straight into my bedroom and whipped it out proceeding too piss all over the bedroom flo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Pissing everywhere in my bedroom | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uvmlp/tifu_pissing_everywhere_in_my_bedroom/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339386568 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339420871 | null | False | null | uvm6g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uvm6g | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uvm6g/tifu_i_won_an_argument_with_my_wife/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So my wife decided to paint her and our daughter's finger and toe nails. She left the nail polish down and told our four year old daughter who like pretty colors not to touch them. Yea as you can imagine that didn't work at all. So my kid spilled the nail polish all over the place in her room after she stole it like a ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I won an argument with my wife. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uvm6g/tifu_i_won_an_argument_with_my_wife/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Metalhead62 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339379783 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uvgku | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uvgku | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uvgku/tifu_my_eye/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | So I was playing the drums. While putting my hair behind my ear (There's got to be a better way to say this and it's just completely slipped my mind...) I jabbed the drumstick into my eye. As painful as it was initially, now I'm pretty sure I have a splinter in my eye. I cannot see out of it very clearly, mostly do to ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my eye. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uvgku/tifu_my_eye/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dat_penguin | null | None | null | null | null | 1339524132 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uyalm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uyalm | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uyalm/tifu_blackedpassed_out_after_tailgating_before/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | I only just found this subreddit, so in truth this fuck up actually took place on May 25th (my sincerest apologies).
I'll begin by stating the fact that I have never been to a concert before in my life. I've never really seen the appeal, I enjoy saving money, etc...whatever. This being my first concert, I was pretty p... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | "T"IFU: Blacked/passed out after tailgating before DMB, woke up in hospital with parents 4 hours later | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uyalm/tifu_blackedpassed_out_after_tailgating_before/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Bumbling_idiot | null | None | null | null | null | 1339522648 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uy93t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uy93t | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uy93t/tifu_may_not_be_able_to_graduate_from_college/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 64 | null | null | Well, here it is. 2 years ago I switched colleges within my university, from engineering to life science. I intended to major in Biochemistry. I failed dynamics (DAMN!), it was my own fault. Well I transfer, and meet my new advisor, who tells me that I am fine to continue, its a fresh start, yadda yadda.
Fast forward... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: May not be able to graduate from college | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uy93t/tifu_may_not_be_able_to_graduate_from_college/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Cookies_nom_nom | null | None | null | null | null | 1339510862 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339511394 | null | False | null | uxych | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uxych | null | 88 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uxych/tifu_by_putting_sperm_in_my_ear/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 194 | null | null | So last night I was enjoying some alone fappy time while my girlfriend was playing skyrim in the other room. I was using headphones, but only one so I could hear her coming if she did, which she didn't. No, instead I got to fully enjoy my fap and finished up, had my post-fap "what the fuck am I watching" moment then cl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by putting sperm in my ear. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uxych/tifu_by_putting_sperm_in_my_ear/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | neogrotesque | null | None | null | null | null | 1339476570 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uxfuq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uxfuq | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uxfuq/tifu_i_microwaved_macaroni_salad/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 54 | null | null | I've never had macaroni salad, okay?
This is the most awkward meal right now. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I microwaved macaroni salad. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uxfuq/tifu_i_microwaved_macaroni_salad/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | khenson1283 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339470838 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339644694 | null | False | null | uxazz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uxazz | null | 67 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uxazz/tifu_got_thrown_out_of_my_house_bit_of_a_long/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got thrown out of my house, bit of a long story. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uxazz/tifu_got_thrown_out_of_my_house_bit_of_a_long/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | asnof | null | None | null | null | null | 1339619130 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v0eii | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v0eii | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v0eii/tifu_passed_out_instead_of_having_sex/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | Well last night was my best friends 20th birthday. Drinks were had and it was an amazing night, except I dont remember too much of it. I woke up in her bed and we had clothes on so if we did do it I certainly cant remember. DAMNIT! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU passed out instead of having sex | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v0eii/tifu_passed_out_instead_of_having_sex/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | yout1014 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339618442 | null | None | self.tifu | 1362626875 | null | False | null | v0dtn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v0dtn | null | 66 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v0dtn/tifu_by_going_on_reddit_with_my_school_laptop/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 77 | null | null | So I was bored when doing some homework and decided to go on reddit. Being the derp I am I clicked on a couple of nswf links. Now my school has a very strict policy about going on sites like reddit and about pornography. Well, I haven't gotten called to the tech office. But I Fucked up bad. If they find out. The last 4... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by going on reddit with my school laptop. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v0dtn/tifu_by_going_on_reddit_with_my_school_laptop/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PaleHorse94 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339618360 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339634453 | null | False | null | v0dql | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v0dql | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v0dql/tifu_spilled_nacho_cheese_all_over_my_manparts/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 133 | null | null | Well, I work at Taco Bell and we have to have all our Nacho Cheese on line at once. This is usually about 4-5 bags. They don't always fit in the front and the one that I tried to bring forward had been sitting in the back of our heated line for about 3 hours. The pan it was in was too hot and it ended up slipping out o... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Spilled Nacho Cheese All Over My Man-Parts | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v0dql/tifu_spilled_nacho_cheese_all_over_my_manparts/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1339611840 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | v07di | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_v07di | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/v07di/sent_office_wide_email_and_included_a_different/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | sent office wide e-mail and included a different office. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v07di/sent_office_wide_email_and_included_a_different/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | momoney181 | null | None | null | null | null | 1339603492 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uzzb2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uzzb2 | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uzzb2/tifu_and_pissed_in_some_random_chicks_dorm/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 97 | null | null | So this particular event didn't happen to me just now, it occurred about 3 or 4 months ago during my spring break.
Me and another friend of mine were back in town from college for spring break, and had planned to go up to Madison, Wisconson and visit some friends who went to college there (they were still in school) ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and pissed in some random chicks dorm | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uzzb2/tifu_and_pissed_in_some_random_chicks_dorm/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | captainpungent | null | None | null | null | null | 1339600112 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uzwdp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uzwdp | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uzwdp/tifu_my_espressomaker_my_right_hand/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | I put my fairly new espressomaker on the stove and then got lost in fixing my bike. When the smell of the molten plastic hit my room I rushed over and, out of pure stupidity, grabbed it to throw it into the sink. Ouch. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my espressomaker & my right hand | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uzwdp/tifu_my_espressomaker_my_right_hand/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | rainbow-ostrich | null | None | null | null | null | 1339571631 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uzh6o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uzh6o | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uzh6o/tifu_by_accidentally_giving_my_friends_consent_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Me and three friends were walking home from school and stopped for about twenty minutes on the corner where we part ways when my one friend said that if you stare at someone in the eye for seven seconds it means that you either want to kill them or have sex with them, so naturally I stared her in the eye for about ten ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally giving my friends consent to have sex at my house. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uzh6o/tifu_by_accidentally_giving_my_friends_consent_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CallMeCatman | null | None | null | null | null | 1339558730 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uz7mg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uz7mg | null | 67 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uz7mg/tifu_by_falling_face_first_into_boobs/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 393 | null | null | Kinda self explanitory. I was walking in the halls, talking to my friend, when I tripped on whateverthefuck. Little did I notice the girl infront of me. I fell face first into her chest infront of a hallway full of kids. Accidental Motorboat. I have never been so delighted to fuck up so badly... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by falling face first into boobs. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uz7mg/tifu_by_falling_face_first_into_boobs/ | null | null | null | null |
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