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null | null | Locala | null | None | null | null | null | 1342572088 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wqdvm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wqdvm | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wqdvm/tifu_i_sprayed_my_face_with_air_freshener/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | Today after eating breakfast in my room, I decided to spray some air freshener around to clear the food smell. Due to my sleepy stupor, I picked up the bottle, aimed what I thought was the nozzle in the general area of the room, and sprayed.
Then out of no where BAM I got hit in the face with air freshener, taken bac... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I sprayed my face with air freshener | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wqdvm/tifu_i_sprayed_my_face_with_air_freshener/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | cokeonarope | null | None | null | null | null | 1342740691 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wuf4m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wuf4m | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wuf4m/tdfu_i_was_watching_porn_and_accidentally/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 32 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TDFU I was watching porn and accidentally unplugged headphones while 'watching' it | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wuf4m/tdfu_i_was_watching_porn_and_accidentally/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | briunj04 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342739744 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wue6l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wue6l | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wue6l/tifu_when_my_sister_caught_me_using_her_tweezers/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | For the past couple of months, I've developed a really weird habit of constantly picking my nose and chin hairs. It's sort of addicting because whenever I feel a hair in my nose, I can spend all day trying to get it out and when I finally nab it, it's the most satisfying feeling in the world.
So anyways, I was just si... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when my sister caught me using her tweezers to pluck my nose hair | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wue6l/tifu_when_my_sister_caught_me_using_her_tweezers/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | AllisGreat | null | None | null | null | null | 1342739362 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342762647 | null | False | null | wudqr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wudqr | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wudqr/tifu_and_missed_my_flight_and_am_now_stuck_at_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 40 | null | null | So I've been flying long distance. Just got off an 11 hour flight 4 hours ago and I hadn't slept in a day almost. I got through customs and checked in my luggage for my domestic flight all without any trouble. After going through security check again, I had a whole 2.5 HOURS to kill. So I figure why not get a table and... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and missed my flight and am now stuck at the airport | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wudqr/tifu_and_missed_my_flight_and_am_now_stuck_at_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | andr0medam31 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342738767 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wud43 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wud43 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wud43/tifu_by_pissing_on_myself_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | So I had a pretty hard day at work. I babysit insane old folk, and the one today was a nightmare. I had been holding in my pee for several hours before having an opportunity to use the restroom. At this point, I'm tired and have a headache and just want to go eat something, so I'm running my piss break on autopilot.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pissing on myself at work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wud43/tifu_by_pissing_on_myself_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | purplejasmine | null | None | null | null | null | 1342731434 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wu5hc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wu5hc | null | 46 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wu5hc/tifu_left_house_forgot_bra_it_was_sports_day/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | I don't even know how it happened. It might have been because I'm used to changing from my school uniform to PE kit at school, where I'll obviously be already in a bra... I was also really tired getting dressed.
Left house, got to the end of my road. I realise I am a lot more jiggly than normal. Then the fuckage dawns... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Left house. Forgot bra. It was Sports Day. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wu5hc/tifu_left_house_forgot_bra_it_was_sports_day/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | spookycookies | null | None | null | null | null | 1342727459 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wu11n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wu11n | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wu11n/tifu_by_reading_aloud_the_wikipedia_article_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | In an attempt to prove to my friends that you could say *anything* in a Walken voice and it would be funny. Needless to say they were not amused. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by reading aloud the Wikipedia article for the Holocaust in Christopher Walken's voice. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wu11n/tifu_by_reading_aloud_the_wikipedia_article_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342725729 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wtz1m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wtz1m | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wtz1m/tifu_by_moving_a_garbage_can/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 23 | null | null | There is a blood donation van outside my work today, so I donated. I always feel lightheaded after donating, but I ate a big healthy breakfast, drank lots of water yesterday, lots of juice and water after donating. I thought I was pretty ok. My coworker asked me to sit at an info table with her outside, which wasn't pa... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by moving a garbage can | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wtz1m/tifu_by_moving_a_garbage_can/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342719862 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wtsi3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wtsi3 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wtsi3/tifu_on_reddit_karma/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So I am new to reddit. I don't even get the whole bacon thing. Figured out on my own that people get upset if you post something where they realize it doesn't belong. I made a little post for WTF and was very surprsied to see the positive response it recieved. I was getting likes I had never seen or expected, since I t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU on reddit karma | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wtsi3/tifu_on_reddit_karma/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | birdsandbows | null | None | null | null | null | 1342714036 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wtm8g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wtm8g | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wtm8g/tifu_by_letting_my_roomate_bring_a_guy_back_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | i allowed my friend to bring a guy back to our dorm room in return for the promise i would get the room with my boyfreind the next night. i had to pretend to sleep as i heard her having sex with the random guy amongst lispy moans...(yes she has a lisp). after they were done the guy goes "omg did i take your virginity" ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu by letting my roomate bring a guy back to our dorm...she proceeded to lose her virginity while i was in the room | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wtm8g/tifu_by_letting_my_roomate_bring_a_guy_back_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | hamtoucher | null | None | null | null | null | 1342711316 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wtjii | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wtjii | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wtjii/tifu_by_accidentally_unleashing_a_huge_snotbomb/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | So this morning some fairly senior serious people were visiting the fairly serious senior people where I work for a meeting. Being the only 20something male in the department, I was summoned to make sure that the visitor's laptop was plugged into the network and projector OK.
Last week I had quite a nasty cold (in Ju... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally unleashing a huge snotbomb in front of many senior colleagues at work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wtjii/tifu_by_accidentally_unleashing_a_huge_snotbomb/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Xemeriba | null | None | null | null | null | 1342697728 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342864471 | null | False | null | wt9i4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wt9i4 | null | 59 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wt9i4/tifu_by_hitting_my_soontobe_fatherinlaw_with_his/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 212 | null | null | Alrighty, a few months ago I posted a TIFU about [how my girlfriend at the time's mom opened my glove box and got a bunch of used condoms in her lap](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rv7iu/tifu_girlfriends_mom_opened_up_my_glove_box_to/). This is important.
So I had never met my girlfriend's (now Fiance's) dad up... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by hitting my soon-to-be father-in-law with his car, then found out he knew about the previous condoms-in-lap event. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wt9i4/tifu_by_hitting_my_soontobe_fatherinlaw_with_his/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342685012 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wt3wr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wt3wr | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wt3wr/creeping_out_a_little_kid_and_a_video_rental_clerk/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | creeping out a little kid and a video rental clerk | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wt3wr/creeping_out_a_little_kid_and_a_video_rental_clerk/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342683139 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wt2xs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wt2xs | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wt2xs/tifu_i_was_going_to_the_toilet_with_diarrhea_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: i was going to the toilet with diarrhea and as i pulled down my pants I shit all over the floor | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wt2xs/tifu_i_was_going_to_the_toilet_with_diarrhea_and/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342675589 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wsxtx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wsxtx | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wsxtx/tifu_trusted_a_pair_of_headphones_and_short/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Okay backstory: My computer has been broken for a long time and now I think the reason was because of my shitty pair of headphones I bought recently instead of normal jacks they used a USB port but it seems that it had a defect and the metal was bent down slightly later my computers HD cable snapped and the USB short c... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Trusted a pair of headphones and short circuited my computer | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wsxtx/tifu_trusted_a_pair_of_headphones_and_short/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342674298 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wswsc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wswsc | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wswsc/tifu_by_telling_my_friend_about_my_blossoming/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | my friend was texting a group of my friends in a group message. i was distracted (on reddit) when she sent me a text which i responded to telling her about the blossoming relationship between me and our one friend. after sending the text i noticed i had sent it to the whole group...which included him. it was a tad bit ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu by telling my friend about my blossoming relationship with this guy in a group text he was also in | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wswsc/tifu_by_telling_my_friend_about_my_blossoming/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342663640 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wsmpo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wsmpo | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wsmpo/shit_dun_hit_the_fan/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | yo dawg, i herd u like shit dun hit the fan jokes, so we dun hit u fan on dat azz. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Shit dun hit the fan. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wsmpo/shit_dun_hit_the_fan/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | disposablechild | null | None | null | null | null | 1342661693 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wskpc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wskpc | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wskpc/tifu_by_tripping_the_fire_alarm_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | At the donation side of Goodwill I had to toss a book into the giant box for books, a gaylord. They were along the wall and this oner was under the fire alarm. Hit the alarm and tripped it. 40 minutes of screeching ensued ruining the customer's day. Fire Department had trouble turning it off too. Turns out the alarm br... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By tripping the fire alarm at work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wskpc/tifu_by_tripping_the_fire_alarm_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342657000 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wsfyk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wsfyk | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wsfyk/tifu_and_forgot_to_tip_the_cab_driver/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | THE GUILT IS KILLING ME! He was nice! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and forgot to tip the cab driver. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wsfyk/tifu_and_forgot_to_tip_the_cab_driver/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nice_to_meet_you_too | null | None | null | null | null | 1342817802 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ww5nr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ww5nr | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ww5nr/tifu_i_screamed_at_my_dad_for_seemingly_no_reason/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | I'm a 21f and I want to start off with saying that my week has just been so goddamn shitty--for both little and big reasons. And when I say my week, I mean every single day something has just gone wrong. Sunday, my dog died. She was twelve and we loved her very much, but none of us were really prepared for it. On Monda... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I screamed at my dad for seemingly no reason and I think I hurt his feelings... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ww5nr/tifu_i_screamed_at_my_dad_for_seemingly_no_reason/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | theRoost3r | null | None | null | null | null | 1342816740 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343141421 | null | False | null | ww4nz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ww4nz | null | 39 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ww4nz/tifu_i_caused_my_theater_to_refund_over_2500_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 56 | null | null | Our theater uses digital projectors. For the projector to play the film, the film has to be copied or downloaded onto the harddrive for that specific projector. We have a main server that stores up to 100 movies. It was my job to have all 12 theaters start copying TDKR on to them Thursday morning. I got busy and I didn... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I caused my theater to refund over $2,500 in tickets and give away $3,500 in concessions | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ww4nz/tifu_i_caused_my_theater_to_refund_over_2500_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | studio595 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342814821 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ww2q7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ww2q7 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ww2q7/tifu_got_the_back_of_my_pants_caught_in_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | As the title says, I was walking up an escalator when I heard a loud "tear" sound and suddenly feel myself being pulled back. I look back and my back right cuff of my pants is now lodged in the escalator stair-thing as is about 30% of my pant leg. Currently attempting to find the closest store that sells cheap jeans (v... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got the back of my pants caught in an escalator | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ww2q7/tifu_got_the_back_of_my_pants_caught_in_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342806299 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wvtmv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wvtmv | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wvtmv/tifu_got_pneumonia_and_will_most_likely_be_fired/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Just got out of the hospital where I was diagnosed with pneumonia for the third time this year. When I called my boss she sounded pissed and requested a doctors note because she thinks I've been faking it when really I'm just super prone to getting it. As I was already home when I called her I said I won't be getting a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: got pneumonia and will most likely be fired for it | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wvtmv/tifu_got_pneumonia_and_will_most_likely_be_fired/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | trdef | null | None | null | null | null | 1342798855 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wvlud | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wvlud | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wvlud/tifu_by_throwing_up_a_lot/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | So, I decided to go out with a friend. He had been invited out by an old friend of his and asked me to go with him as he only knew one person there. So we got a 30 minute train, and walked for a bit until we found this park where everyone was. Everyone was pretty cool and we started drinking. We were going to leave at ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by throwing up... a lot | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wvlud/tifu_by_throwing_up_a_lot/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Hoelt | null | None | null | null | null | 1342796642 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342800457 | null | False | null | wvjlt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wvjlt | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wvjlt/tifu_left_my_art_supplies_on_top_of_the_car_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | So I just bought a big-ass drawing board (heavy flat wood board you clip/tape paper to) and some charcoal for my figure drawing class, so that I'd get the most out of it. I also decided I was going to get up early, even if after getting only 3 hours of sleep, so I could get a great spot from which to see the model wit... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Left my art supplies on top of the car and drove to class, lost everything without even realizing it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wvjlt/tifu_left_my_art_supplies_on_top_of_the_car_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342791505 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wvf7u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wvf7u | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wvf7u/tifu_today_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | today at work i was trying to fart and i really like i shit myself. which is hard because i have 7 more hr left to sit it in.
never play russian roulette with ur ass at work your always going to loose! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu today at work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wvf7u/tifu_today_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CasioKnight | null | None | null | null | null | 1342785452 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wvbdi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wvbdi | null | 117 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wvbdi/tifu_and_accidentally_hugged_my_drug_dealer/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 419 | null | null | I don't understand why people don't shake hands properly. I get nervous when I see new hand configurations presented and I have to figure out how to shake it while being cool. This handshake was accompanied by a lean-in, so I accidentally hugged him. In my car. Which did make it more awkward. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu and accidentally hugged my drug dealer. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wvbdi/tifu_and_accidentally_hugged_my_drug_dealer/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342783377 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wvaax | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wvaax | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wvaax/tifu_i_had_a_dream_about_a_girl_and_told_her/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Now she won't talk to me. I am not awkward by any stretch of imagination, she just found this odd. I might let the dust settle in our friendship, but I'm pretty sure I fucked it up... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I had a dream about a girl and told her | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wvaax/tifu_i_had_a_dream_about_a_girl_and_told_her/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | stonedoubt | null | None | null | null | null | 1342781737 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wv9l3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wv9l3 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wv9l3/tifu_by_singing_17_girls_in_a_row_while_i_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 31 | null | null | For some reason I woke up with the song "17 girls in a row" by Steel Panther in my head. I went downstairs to make some coffee and must have been singing it. I went outside for a smoke and came back in to my six year year old daughter sitting at the table singing the chorus. Luckily, I didn't sing the first part of the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by singing "17 girls in a row" while I was making coffee | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wv9l3/tifu_by_singing_17_girls_in_a_row_while_i_was/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | calbalcrf80 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342778782 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342839427 | null | False | null | wv8b2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wv8b2 | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wv8b2/tifu_by_first_eating_petrol_arriving_late_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 25 | null | null | Well today i had a shit day, but first I ate petrol. This happened because my motor bike had no fuel in it, but our boat (which we only use in summer) had a shit tonne of fuel so it thought it would be a 'smart' idea to suck some out of that using a hose to siphon it. i ended up getting a mouth full of fuel and swallow... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by first eating petrol, arriving late at basketball and shitting myself. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wv8b2/tifu_by_first_eating_petrol_arriving_late_at/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tlf9888 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342763717 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wv01p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wv01p | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wv01p/tifd_and_tripped_over_the_cat_while_walking_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | TIFD and tripped over the cat while walking to the toilet. I fell and ended up hitting my chin on the toilet while stepping on the cat.
Damn cat. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFD and tripped over the cat while walking to the toilet. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wv01p/tifd_and_tripped_over_the_cat_while_walking_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | lilbro209 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342763122 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342842497 | null | False | null | wuzmt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wuzmt | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wuzmt/tifu_my_father_was_denied_a_loan_on_the_house_he/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 66 | null | null | I cannot put into words how sad and upset I am that I did this to my father. I love him more then anything and he has worked his whole life to get where he is today only to have his druggy S.O.B oldest son totally screw him out of the home of his dreams.
A few years ago I moved into an apartment with my wife and ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: My Father was denied a loan on the house he worked his whole life for because of me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wuzmt/tifu_my_father_was_denied_a_loan_on_the_house_he/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | voxpupil | null | None | null | null | null | 1342762163 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wuyx4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wuyx4 | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wuyx4/tifu_i_was_born/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I was born. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wuyx4/tifu_i_was_born/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Shane75776 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342754304 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wusa5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wusa5 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wusa5/tifu_made_a_girl_feel_bad_meaning_it_as_a_joke_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | A friend in a far off city was going to price check something for me in her store and tell me the next day, she told me she would tell give me the price the next day.
A few days pass by and I ask her if she ever got the price, she apologized that she spaced it and told me she would get it to me soon. I told her that ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Made a girl feel bad meaning it as a joke, I sent her a text right after letting her know that it was a joke. I sent it to the wrong person. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wusa5/tifu_made_a_girl_feel_bad_meaning_it_as_a_joke_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342751907 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wuq09 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wuq09 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wuq09/tifu_made_an_ejaculating_motion_with_bottle_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Will update as time comes, and when im home from work. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU?: Made an ejaculating motion with bottle of water at work in front of a manager, probably losing job. Bonus directed by m. Night S, manager texted me with a booty call.... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wuq09/tifu_made_an_ejaculating_motion_with_bottle_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MjrJWPowell | null | None | null | null | null | 1342750326 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wuogb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wuogb | null | 121 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wuogb/tifu_told_a_female_friend_that_she_should_post_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 219 | null | null | We were telling a mom about how she should check her kids internet, and reddit came up. I described r/gonewild to her and my brain mouth filter failed. I meant it as a joke. But my gf had thought that I liked the lady before this. And now my gf is super pissed. Staying low right now, and I've apologized to her (profuse... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu: Told a female friend that she should post to r/gonewild with my girlfriend, who I want to marry, right next to me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wuogb/tifu_told_a_female_friend_that_she_should_post_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mark10579 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342909311 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wxw7w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wxw7w | null | 65 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wxw7w/tifu_by_reading_the_short_story_guts_by_chuck/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 56 | null | null | Oh God, it was as bad as everyone said it was and worse. I'd link to it, but I wouldn't wish that upon anyone. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by reading the short story "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wxw7w/tifu_by_reading_the_short_story_guts_by_chuck/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MyJustMeHere | null | None | null | null | null | 1342905682 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wxt8b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wxt8b | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wxt8b/tifu_by_cutting_myself_again_for_the_first_time/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I fucked up bad, I pissed someone off. I thought I could take it. I argued with someone for my own amusement then scared myself into thinking they'll never talk to me again. Hell I don't know if they will. I hope they do. I love them so much. I think I'm partly doing it to sort of 'purge my sins'. If I hurt myself like... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by cutting myself again for the first time in months. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wxt8b/tifu_by_cutting_myself_again_for_the_first_time/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bassblair11 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342905298 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wxsw1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wxsw1 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wxsw1/just_found_this_sub_this_didnt_happen_today_but/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Just found this sub, this didn't happen today, but here's a good TIFU. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wxsw1/just_found_this_sub_this_didnt_happen_today_but/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | strongbadiophage | null | None | null | null | null | 1342892034 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wxhu3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wxhu3 | null | 59 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wxhu3/tifu_dropped_my_sunglasses_in_the_ocean_jumped_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 456 | null | null | I was fishing at a dock, hanging my legs over the edge so my feet were in the water. I was fiddling with my sunglasses, no real reason, when they slip and fall in the water. At first I watch them become less and less visible, thinking,"Hm I thought these float," but then my mind woke up and I realized I didn't want t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Dropped my sunglasses in the ocean, jumped in to save them. May my phone rest in peace. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wxhu3/tifu_dropped_my_sunglasses_in_the_ocean_jumped_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tahlspin | null | None | null | null | null | 1342877182 | null | None | self.tifu | 1342892576 | null | False | null | wx7y0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wx7y0 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wx7y0/tifu_and_left_my_life_in_a_cab/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 39 | null | null | Left my purse with my cell phone, my work cell phone, license, credit card, debit card, monthly train ticket all in a cab last night .... Fuckkkkk
Edit: purse has been found... I actually left it on a booze cruise not a cab. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu and left my life in a cab | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wx7y0/tifu_and_left_my_life_in_a_cab/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MrFidel | null | None | null | null | null | 1342862939 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wx2rx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wx2rx | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wx2rx/tifu_by_forgetting_to_put_the_guide_back_on_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | Well at least the summer heat won't bother me as much. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting to put the guide back on my beard trimmer after cleaning it mid shave. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wx2rx/tifu_by_forgetting_to_put_the_guide_back_on_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | name_with_a_y | null | None | null | null | null | 1342859367 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wx1gp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wx1gp | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wx1gp/lastnightifu_by_accidentally_switching_my_moms/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 179 | null | null | I was working on something and needed glue. I grabbed my mom's nail glue off her bathroom counter. When I was finished, I put it back. The next morning, I hear my mom screaming from her bathroom. Apparently, I had placed the glue bottle where she normally kept her eye drops. She squeezed the glue into her eye, quickly ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | LastNightIFU by accidentally switching my mom's eye drops with her nail glue, causing her to glue toilet paper to her eye lids and lose half her eyelashes. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wx1gp/lastnightifu_by_accidentally_switching_my_moms/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Nebula_stopthewar | null | None | null | null | null | 1342857653 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wx0rk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wx0rk | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wx0rk/my_phone_fell_out_of_my_back_pocket_into_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | My phone fell out of my back pocket into the toilet tonight... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wx0rk/my_phone_fell_out_of_my_back_pocket_into_the/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | wyle37 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342842312 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wwqwd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wwqwd | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wwqwd/tifu_by_rubbing_clorox_in_my_eyes_and_having_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 43 | null | null | My mom told me she got me a new back washer for the shower with a long handle so I could wash my shoulders. I went in to take a shower and mistaken it with the toilet brush which my mother had just use to clean the bathroom. I was taking my shower doing my thing, then realize I could probably use this new awesome back ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by rubbing Clorox in my eyes and having to go to the doctor. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wwqwd/tifu_by_rubbing_clorox_in_my_eyes_and_having_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342996728 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wzhht | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wzhht | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wzhht/tifu_and_said_fucking_in_front_of_my_smalltown/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | About halfway through the word, I realized that I fucked up bad. They both kinda panicked. After my perfect record, after all these years, I finally dropped an F bomb in their presence. The rest of the day was awkward as hell.
To make it worse, I was hanging out with them after they left church, which I do not attend.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and said "fucking" in front of my small-town, Southern fundamentalist grandparents | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wzhht/tifu_and_said_fucking_in_front_of_my_smalltown/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | --Caius-- | null | None | null | null | null | 1342986979 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wz8m1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wz8m1 | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wz8m1/tifu_by_totaling_my_truck/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | Simply lost control, ran into wet grass and mud, hit someone's driveway to the point I was airborne for a few seconds before coming down on some small trees that tore the fuel lines in my truck and started a fire. All while being perfectly okay, and watching my most prized possession burn up in flames... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by totaling my truck | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wz8m1/tifu_by_totaling_my_truck/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | iliketoquestion | null | None | null | null | null | 1342968734 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wyuek | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wyuek | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wyuek/tifu_by_leaving_the_camera_with_all_of_our/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 67 | null | null | Married the love of my life. Really looking forward to our honeymoon. It was amazing. Left the camera with every single fu**ing picture under the seat in front of me in the plane. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving the camera with all of our honeymoon pictures in the plane | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wyuek/tifu_by_leaving_the_camera_with_all_of_our/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342961368 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wyqy4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wyqy4 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wyqy4/tifu_broke_glass_trying_to_kill_a_fly/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was going to make breakfast this morning when there was a fly in the kitchen, and I didn't want that dirty little pest to touch my food, so I tried to kill him. I ended up hitting the glass covering [this](http://imgur.com/hnBSC) light. The glass fell and broke and little pieces went everywhere. Under the fridge, the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Broke glass trying to kill a fly | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wyqy4/tifu_broke_glass_trying_to_kill_a_fly/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342950861 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wyndw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wyndw | null | 113 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wyndw/tifu_by_sending_a_text_to_a_girl_before_reading/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 290 | null | null | Her name is Eulah and I thought it would be funny:
>Yoolah!
>
>How are you-lah?
>
>Personally I'm betaa,
>
>Than I usually am by faaar,
>
>I know it's quite lateeeerr,
>
>Than a normal person would text on a Sunday-aah,
>
>So in case you don't reply, I'll say it now, au revoiiiir... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sending a text to a girl before reading it back to myself. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wyndw/tifu_by_sending_a_text_to_a_girl_before_reading/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1342924310 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wy873 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wy873 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wy873/tifu_by_going_to_the_mall_with_a_hangover/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | You know those hangovers you get, where as soon as you get out of bed, you have to rush to the toilet to release all the liquidy foulness out of your rear end? Today was one such hangover day. I sat on the toilet for about half an hour, just letting gravity and my bowels do their thing. Normally I feel fine for the ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by going to the mall with a hangover. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wy873/tifu_by_going_to_the_mall_with_a_hangover/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | geckoone | null | None | null | null | null | 1342920327 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wy52o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wy52o | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wy52o/tifu_by_trying_to_slice_off_my_foot_with_a_mirror/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | While moving an old mirror out of the garage, the mirror frame separated and the mirror fell out.
Good news is the mirror did not break.
Bad news is, it sliced into my leg just above the ankle. 10 stitches!
http://imgur.com/a/Ptsyw | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to slice off my foot with a mirror - [NSFL] | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wy52o/tifu_by_trying_to_slice_off_my_foot_with_a_mirror/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mokoshina | null | None | null | null | null | 1342916891 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wy2d0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wy2d0 | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wy2d0/tifu_by_cutting_a_chunk_off_my_left_thumb_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 25 | null | null | Well on friday really. I was chopping some herbs for the day at work was in the first 30 mins of work, and managed to have my thumb in the wrong place as my knife came down and sliced a good 1.5cm chunk clean off. Had to take the rest of the day off, and now (Sunday New Zealand time) just had my thumb re-bandaged and l... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by cutting a chunk off my left thumb at work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wy2d0/tifu_by_cutting_a_chunk_off_my_left_thumb_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | brody10123 | null | None | null | null | null | 1342915881 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wy1jx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wy1jx | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wy1jx/tifu_i_made_a_little_kid_cry_on_accident_and_got/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 33 | null | null | This happened the other day at camp.
One of my friends told a ten year old to "beat me up". He then started to kick/punch me in the back and dick. He jumped on my back and I shook him off. He fell on his back and started crying. The five guys around me beat the ever-living fuck out of me for hurting the kid. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I made a little kid cry on accident and got the shit beat out of me by five guys. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wy1jx/tifu_i_made_a_little_kid_cry_on_accident_and_got/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | insomni666 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343080725 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x1elx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x1elx | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x1elx/tifu_went_in_wrong_door_of_rockpunk_club_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 100 | null | null | I'm sure I'll laugh about this later, but for now I think I'm STILL flushing.
I used google maps to direct me to this rock/punk club I wanted to check out. Followed the directions to a T. I found it easily enough; it was in the middle of a row of clubs, and it was the only one blaring hard rock music. However, there a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Went in wrong door of rock/punk club and ended up onstage. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x1elx/tifu_went_in_wrong_door_of_rockpunk_club_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Uranus_Hz | null | None | null | null | null | 1343074334 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x17kt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x17kt | null | 13 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/x17kt/tifu_spilled_water_on_my_macbook_possibly_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | So this actually happened about a week ago, but this is my first chance to post.
The wife and I were on vacation, having some fun sexytimes when she suggests getting the laptop and watching porn. I am happy to oblige, so I set my bottle of water on the headboard and proceed to find some good viewing material. One t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Spilled water on my macbook, possibly NSFW | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x17kt/tifu_spilled_water_on_my_macbook_possibly_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343073879 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x1743 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x1743 | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x1743/tifu_by_letting_my_girlfriend_try_to_open_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | My girlfriend went to reach into my pocket to find my cell phone. It had a sliding keyboard. Instead of opening my cell phone, accidentally put her thumb into my urethra and tride to slide my dick open... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting my girlfriend try to open my penis like a sliding keyboard cell phone | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x1743/tifu_by_letting_my_girlfriend_try_to_open_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Dragonfucker69 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343071403 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x14ey | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x14ey | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x14ey/tifu_badly_like_badly_badly_badly/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So I was in my local bar http://www.7is7.com/otto/estonia/helme_cave.html
And I met a guy, we talked for quite a while became close.
So I thought bringing it another level with him, so we did.
Turns out he was a dragon, and now I have herpes. Im screwed. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU badly, like badly badly badly | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x14ey/tifu_badly_like_badly_badly_badly/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Marowak | null | None | null | null | null | 1343069604 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x12cg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x12cg | null | 39 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x12cg/tifu_by_calling_an_ambulance_with_my_penis/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 364 | null | null | Basically, my friend had her grandmother's old mobile phone because she had misplaced hers. It was a chunky grey brick with a really big number pad, a very bright screen, and an enormous red button on the back which was to be pressed if she ever fell down (or had any other medical emergency). My friend showed us this p... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by calling an ambulance with my penis. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x12cg/tifu_by_calling_an_ambulance_with_my_penis/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343069552 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x12a6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x12a6 | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x12a6/tifu_by_flushing_an_apple_down_the_toilet_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 37 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by flushing an apple down the toilet, and bursting all the pipes on the floor | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x12a6/tifu_by_flushing_an_apple_down_the_toilet_and/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343069272 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343069562 | null | False | null | x11yt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x11yt | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x11yt/tifu_by_accidentally_using_synthetic_wig_shampoo/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Oh dear. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally using synthetic wig shampoo in the shower while visiting my grandma. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x11yt/tifu_by_accidentally_using_synthetic_wig_shampoo/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343068107 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x10oc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x10oc | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x10oc/tifu_my_money_fell_into_a_toilet_full_of_piss/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | I had a wad of money in my shitty back pocket when I went to the bathroom. As I was pulling my pants up, the money fell out of my pocket and into the pissy toilet. Now the silver lining here is that it is my toilet at home, so no gross public bathroom shit to deal with. I quickly plunged my hand into the toilet and gra... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: My money fell into a toilet full of piss. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x10oc/tifu_my_money_fell_into_a_toilet_full_of_piss/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Werepez | null | None | null | null | null | 1343066596 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x0z23 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x0z23 | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x0z23/tifu_by_selling_17_items_at_my_store_for_25_less/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 87 | null | null | These items are $65 normally, but they were in a box where items are *normally* sold for $40. I've never sold this particular brand, so I assumed they were $40 like everything else in that box. This all happened on Saturday. Today, once I got the phonecall from my boss who told me of this fuck-up, I pointed the fact th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by selling 17 items at my store for $25 less than they were worth, putting us $425 short. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x0z23/tifu_by_selling_17_items_at_my_store_for_25_less/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | faikre | null | None | null | null | null | 1343060578 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x0smc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x0smc | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x0smc/tifu_by_going_absolutely_berserk_in_a_mall_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was walking by a group of girls in the mall. One of them said "oh my god look at that creepy guy" or something like that, right when we crossed. I was picked on a lot through high school and decided this time, I was taking a stand and being a a badass. So 5 seconds later, I turned around at them and shouted "STOP!!!"... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by going absolutely BERSERK in a mall, and shitting my pants in public... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x0smc/tifu_by_going_absolutely_berserk_in_a_mall_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343060019 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x0s2o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x0s2o | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x0s2o/tifu_by_sending_the_girl_a_shit_bitch_bear/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I've sent it that way, because I wanted it to be a surprise. As it turns out, she has some problems with people in her building, so she actually thought it was a threat by one of them, and the first thing she remembered was a CSI secene. I explained to her the whole thing today, when she almost started crying. Since sh... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sending 'The Girl' a Shit Bitch... bear anonymously | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x0s2o/tifu_by_sending_the_girl_a_shit_bitch_bear/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | NoAttentionAtWrk | null | None | null | null | null | 1343040888 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x0e6v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x0e6v | null | 66 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x0e6v/tifu_by_texting_one_of_my_female_friends_a_link/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 147 | null | null | So yea...that happened.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by texting one of my female friends a link to a porno instead of a funny video cos i misspelled the tinyurl from my cell | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x0e6v/tifu_by_texting_one_of_my_female_friends_a_link/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Pescad0r | null | None | null | null | null | 1343029178 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343113035 | null | False | null | x08zu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x08zu | null | 32 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x08zu/tifu_by_putting_my_ipod_through_the_washing/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | It's currently sitting in a bag of rice. Dammit.
Edit: it works after a day of sitting in rice! :D
Edit 2: Fuck me sideways; it only works when it's plugged in like in the picture. :(
http://i.imgur.com/JIpCH.jpg | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by putting my iPod through the washing machine. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x08zu/tifu_by_putting_my_ipod_through_the_washing/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343010808 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wzufv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wzufv | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wzufv/tifu_and_elbowed_my_mom_in_the_nose/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was showing my mom some self defense moves if she was ever attacked and when I went to show her how to elbow someone when theyre grab you from behind... I elbowed my mom in the nose. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and elbowed my mom in the nose. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wzufv/tifu_and_elbowed_my_mom_in_the_nose/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | asnof | null | None | null | null | null | 1343003050 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | wzn59 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_wzn59 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/wzn59/tifu_cussing_out_my_best_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Well we got drunk last night and she tried to ditch me, I heard her say this. Then I peaced out and walked home. My phone was dead on the way home and I passed out the second I got to bed. I woke up still drunk and mad. I sent her this
"Umm you fucking tried to hook me up with this god damned fifty year old woman ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Cussing out my best friend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wzn59/tifu_cussing_out_my_best_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | meiswhoiam | null | None | null | null | null | 1343167427 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x3hqv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x3hqv | null | 38 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x3hqv/tifu_by_hitting_my_grandfather_with_a_log/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 267 | null | null | So I was helping cut, chop, and split wood at my grandpa's house today and he likes to supervise, since he can't really do anything any more. So I was throwing wood onto the trailer after it was cut, my cousin was there helping, and one piece was a tad lighter than the others. This piece made a jump over that trailer ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by hitting my grandfather with a log... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x3hqv/tifu_by_hitting_my_grandfather_with_a_log/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343159176 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x38jk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x38jk | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x38jk/tifu_trying_to_pay_tips_with_my_debit_card/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | in a cozy restaurant i payed with my debit card and actually wanted to give tips. i told the waitress that she could charge my debit card with an amount 15% higher than listed on the bill. however she declined to do so and i did not understand why. so it was quite a weird situation. later i realized that it actually do... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU trying to pay tips with my debit card | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x38jk/tifu_trying_to_pay_tips_with_my_debit_card/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nuclearfreak | null | None | null | null | null | 1343152987 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x31cz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x31cz | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x31cz/tifu_at_my_first_job_its_my_fourth_week/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'm fresh out of college and have started working as a programmer for one of the top software companies in the world. Unlike my other friends who have just joined, I have to learn as well as work for their upcoming release. Hard enough, especially since I'm the only new guy on my entire floor and just about everyone ha... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at my first job. Its my fourth week | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x31cz/tifu_at_my_first_job_its_my_fourth_week/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343122876 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x2dzk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x2dzk | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x2dzk/tifu_by_clogging_the_toilet_and_poop_going/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So today I took a dump, was relaxing, because I hadn't pooped in 3 days. I was sitting on the toilet feeling good, real good, when I reached for the toilet paper, wiped my ass and got up to flush the toilet. I didn't know the toilet overflowed until the next day when my mom came to use the bathroom. She made me flush ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by clogging the toilet and poop going everywhere. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x2dzk/tifu_by_clogging_the_toilet_and_poop_going/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Planner_Hammish | null | None | null | null | null | 1343102096 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x20bh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x20bh | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x20bh/tifu_if_you_slice_up_30_habanero_peppers_without/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 32 | null | null | So I wanted to make an oil infusion with a bag of habaneros that I had in the fridge. I cut up all of them (resulting in an uncompressed 250ml or so of habanero pepper), operating the knife with my right hand and the peppers with my left.
Well I had a weird tingly sensation under my nails on my left hand, and I didn'... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU If you slice up 30 habanero peppers without wearing gloves... you're going to have a bad time. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x20bh/tifu_if_you_slice_up_30_habanero_peppers_without/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343101494 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x1zoz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x1zoz | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x1zoz/if_you_slice_up_30_habanero_peppers_without/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | So I wanted to make an oil infusion with a bag of habaneros that I had in the fridge. I cut up all of them (resulting in an uncompressed 250ml or so of habanero pepper), operating the knife with my right hand and the peppers with my left.
Well I had a weird tingly sensation under my nails on my left hand, and I didn'... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | If you slice up 30 habanero peppers without wearing gloves... you're going to have a bad time. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x1zoz/if_you_slice_up_30_habanero_peppers_without/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | michaelmike_ | null | None | null | null | null | 1343099768 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x1xym | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x1xym | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x1xym/tifu_by_spraying_a1_steak_sauce_in_my_eye/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | Was shaking the bottle, as it says, and the cap was loose. Needless to say, it went straight for my eye, and i couldn't see for an hour out of that eye. Oh the tasty, tasty pain. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spraying A1 Steak Sauce in my eye | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x1xym/tifu_by_spraying_a1_steak_sauce_in_my_eye/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ineedathrowaway4this | null | None | null | null | null | 1343098654 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x1wt3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x1wt3 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x1wt3/i_cheated_on_my_girlfriendwith_a_guy/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I cheated on my girlfriend...with a guy. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x1wt3/i_cheated_on_my_girlfriendwith_a_guy/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | SkylineR33FTW | null | None | null | null | null | 1343091133 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343149919 | null | False | null | x1pcl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x1pcl | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x1pcl/tifu_by_nearly_having_to_have_my_foot_amputated/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | So this was over the course of a few days, but the main FU happened today.
I was walking out of my bedroom on Saturday and managed to slightly stub my toe against my bed (or so i thought) but i thought nothing of it, the next day the entire toe (being the big toe on my right foot) was red and bruised, me still thinkin... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By Nearly Having To Have My Foot Amputated | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x1pcl/tifu_by_nearly_having_to_have_my_foot_amputated/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Red076 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343257393 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x5p9a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x5p9a | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x5p9a/tifu_i_shouted_gracias_to_the_people_who_cooked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I shouted "gracias" to the people who cooked my General Tso's Chicken. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x5p9a/tifu_i_shouted_gracias_to_the_people_who_cooked/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343251555 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x5ivo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x5ivo | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x5ivo/tifu_talked_dirty_with_a_girl_and_her_husband_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So yeah, now he knows about how I intend to bone his wife...
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Talked dirty with a girl, and her husband was secretly logging her online conversations. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x5ivo/tifu_talked_dirty_with_a_girl_and_her_husband_was/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343248097 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x5ew9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x5ew9 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x5ew9/tifu_by_allowing_my_friend_to_take_the_blame/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Okay so, my brother's friend and I were sitting around in my dad's basement (I live with my mom)... He pretty much lives here, they never knew he did, but he did. Anyways, we thought it'd be a good idea to try to make a resin bowl and my parents never come down here. Right when we're making the bowl, my stepmom burst t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By allowing my friend to take the blame | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x5ew9/tifu_by_allowing_my_friend_to_take_the_blame/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ChronicFapperThroway | null | None | null | null | null | 1343245158 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343418756 | null | False | null | x5bis | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x5bis | null | 65 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x5bis/tifu_by_masturbating_in_the_staff_bathroom_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 189 | null | null | My boss (female, I'm male) walked in on me jerkin' my gherkin at work while I was trying to relieve sexual tension. We haven't made eye contact since and I don't know how I'm going to make it right, if there is a way. I envy your day, reader, as I will have a permanently red face from this encounter.
[TL;DR](http://25... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by masturbating in the staff bathroom and forgetting to lock the door. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x5bis/tifu_by_masturbating_in_the_staff_bathroom_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | AnandaUK | null | None | null | null | null | 1343233181 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x4y17 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x4y17 | null | 115 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x4y17/tifu_by_letting_the_kid_i_was_babysitting_make/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 554 | null | null | I was babysitting this 12 y.o. girl whose mother owns a gas station/store. Their house was attached at the back of the store, really just a few bedrooms and a bathroom as the store itself had a very large kitchen for them to use when needed.
Anyway, we were able to go and pull anything we wanted to eat off the shelve... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting the kid I was babysitting make her own macaroni and cheese. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x4y17/tifu_by_letting_the_kid_i_was_babysitting_make/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | benyost1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343206306 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x4g6o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x4g6o | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x4g6o/tifu_by_making_a_small_waterslide_fall_on_top_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | TIFU by making a small water slide fall on me.
My neighbor has a pool and they have a small water slide and being my stupid self i tried to slide down the slide without it being nailed into the ground and the water being off
So when i slid down, since there was no water i got stuck at the bottom and the bot... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making a small waterslide fall on top of me | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x4g6o/tifu_by_making_a_small_waterslide_fall_on_top_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | thefran | null | None | null | null | null | 1343199513 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x4cp0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x4cp0 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x4cp0/tifu_by_failing_to_see_the_difference_between_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | Also, TIL I'm extremely allergic to the latter. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by failing to see the difference between a regular ivy and a poison one. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x4cp0/tifu_by_failing_to_see_the_difference_between_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nick09490 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343192938 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x47lt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x47lt | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x47lt/tifu_by_missing_my_phone_interview_for_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I set up my phone interview at 11 am CST even though I'm in California. But because I was Redditing and watching TV until three in the morning, I overslept. The crazy part about it is I woke up 2 hours after she called me. I failed and FU! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by missing my phone interview for an internship. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x47lt/tifu_by_missing_my_phone_interview_for_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | stuck_at_starbucks | null | None | null | null | null | 1343192282 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x4715 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x4715 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x4715/tifu_and_knocked_over_a_ladder_while_i_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 26 | null | null | I was in the law library (me becoming a lawyer=America is doomed) trying to get a book off the highest shelf so I climbed up on a ladder. While up there, I realized I needed another book from the top shelf that was just out of arms reach. I was too lazy to get down and move the ladder so I tried to Bluto my way over, b... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and knocked over a ladder while I was standing on it then destroyed half a library. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x4715/tifu_and_knocked_over_a_ladder_while_i_was/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343185867 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343223983 | null | False | null | x40s0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x40s0 | null | 40 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x40s0/tifu_by_kicking_the_lieutenant_governor_of_new/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 79 | null | null | It was a few weeks ago, but I still feel so absolutely horrible about it. I was on stage for an event with her, and she was going to give me an oath of office. It was just for some government camp, I wasn't actually going into office or anything.
Anyway, she got called up to give a speech, and at the same time, I was ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by kicking the lieutenant governor of New Jersey (pic included) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x40s0/tifu_by_kicking_the_lieutenant_governor_of_new/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343178943 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x3tmd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x3tmd | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x3tmd/a_few_weeks_ago_ifu_by_kicking_the_lieutenant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | a few weeks ago IFU by kicking the lieutenant governor of New Jersey (pic included) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x3tmd/a_few_weeks_ago_ifu_by_kicking_the_lieutenant/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | PressureCracks | null | None | null | null | null | 1343177461 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x3s52 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x3s52 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x3s52/tifu_by_being_an_hour_late_to_work_and_breaking_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Well the day started off with me forgetting to hit snooze when I woke up. This resulted in me sleeping for another hour and a half. I woke up at the time I usually arrive at work. So I called my boss and she was cool about it. I work at a pediatric dental office and my mom works there too. Anyways, I show up and everyt... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by being an hour late to work and breaking a $2,000 piece of equipment. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x3s52/tifu_by_being_an_hour_late_to_work_and_breaking_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343344275 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343378056 | null | False | null | x7tr7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x7tr7 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x7tr7/tifu_by_losing_my_phone_indoors/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I've lost my phone. And I can't find it. It practically has to be indoors somewhere, because I even remember when I lost track of it. Went into the kitchen, did something, it vanished into thin air.
i've searched yesterday's clothes, the fridge, freezer, dishwasher, cupboards, drawers, coffeemachine, trash, washing ma... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by losing my phone indoors | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x7tr7/tifu_by_losing_my_phone_indoors/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | polegurl | null | None | null | null | null | 1343334767 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x7jcg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x7jcg | null | 53 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x7jcg/tifu_by_accidentally_ripping_off_half_my_big_toe/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 103 | null | null | I was learning a new move (brass monkey kick up from the floor) at pole class and as I kicked up I either kicked my own foot or the pole hit my foot in the wrong way...The result was a bloody mess of skin and nail hanging off my big toe. It was extremely painful and I bled all over the studio floor. So embarrassing, my... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally ripping off half my big toe nail and the surrounding skin while Poledancing (possibly NSFL pic) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x7jcg/tifu_by_accidentally_ripping_off_half_my_big_toe/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343294979 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x6kk3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x6kk3 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x6kk3/tofu_i_skipped_class_for_the_umpteenth_time_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TOFU I skipped class for the umpteenth time and was asked by my teacher to withdraw from a summer class which I'll have to fake passing to my parents | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x6kk3/tofu_i_skipped_class_for_the_umpteenth_time_and/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343294447 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x6kbe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x6kbe | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x6kbe/tifu_by_calling_my_bosses_girlfriend_by_his/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Just so you know my boss goes through women like most of us socks. I work in a family business, and we are usually introduced to the bosses love interests at the time. Today I answered the phone and I thought I was talking to a friendly client by the name of "w" and so proceeded to say hello "w", rather saying our usua... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by calling my bosses girlfriend, by his ex-girlfriends name. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x6kbe/tifu_by_calling_my_bosses_girlfriend_by_his/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343284418 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x6ets | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x6ets | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x6ets/tifu_by_telling_my_mom_that_id_eat_my_socks_if_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I could write an entire book about how my mother failed to act like a good mom, but my father agreed with me 100%. Anyhow, I told her this with no intention of hurting her feelings, and then she walked away as she began sobbing, telling me how she'll never forget or forgive me for what I said. I still don't understand ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my mom that I'd eat my socks if I have ever learned from her example. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x6ets/tifu_by_telling_my_mom_that_id_eat_my_socks_if_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | smith1302 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343280907 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x6c8z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x6c8z | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x6c8z/tifu_because_ive_done_a_bunch_of_hard_work_in_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Because ive done a Bunch of Hard Work in my Subreddit and Still its on 10..... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x6c8z/tifu_because_ive_done_a_bunch_of_hard_work_in_my/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343280286 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x6bql | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x6bql | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x6bql/because_ive_done_a_bunch_of_hard_work_in_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | Hello Reddit Members,
Hope you all are fine. I worked 20 hours Continuously to increase my Subreddit Subscribe Which i made yesterday But its Still on 10. Please help me out!
Here We Go: http://www.reddit.com/r/WeAreTeenagers
Thanks a ton for the Support. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Because ive done a Bunch of Hard Work in my Subreddit and Still its on 10..... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x6bql/because_ive_done_a_bunch_of_hard_work_in_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343269844 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x61qx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x61qx | null | 52 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x61qx/tifu_by_letting_a_guy_walk_out_with_250_worth_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 193 | null | null | I wrung up all of this guy's little shirts for his spoiled daughter, began taking all of the censors off, and forgot that the register resets after 3 minutes of no use. So I fold all the clothes, put them in the bag, see no receipt on the register and assume he already payed me. I say thanks and he walks out. We'll see... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting a guy walk out with $250 worth of clothing free. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x61qx/tifu_by_letting_a_guy_walk_out_with_250_worth_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | LarsAndHamlet | null | None | null | null | null | 1343265283 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343265579 | null | False | null | x5x6s | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x5x6s | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x5x6s/tifu_by_accidentally_shaving_off_my_whole_goatee/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 27 | null | null | I take some bit of pride in my small mane of facial hair, so imagine my surprise/damaged ego when I shaved it all off today. It also makes certain I'm not mistaken as a woman as I have been many times in the past. Apparently I have a pretty androgynous face; I'm a beautiful man, what can I say?
I own an adjustable... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally shaving off my whole goatee. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x5x6s/tifu_by_accidentally_shaving_off_my_whole_goatee/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343421511 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x9l5q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x9l5q | null | 42 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x9l5q/tifu_my_very_first_and_truly_amazing_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | My car is a 2003 Mitsubishi Lancer OZ Rally. Considering that it's called Lancer OZ **Rally** I thought I'd try to go rallying. I went to this spot locally where I'd seen people mudding on atvs and dirt-bikes, thinking that there might be some good flat, open patches where I could really get it running.
**NOPE!!!!** i... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU My very first, and truly amazing car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x9l5q/tifu_my_very_first_and_truly_amazing_car/ | null | null | null | null |
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