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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343416198 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x9ff9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x9ff9 | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x9ff9/tifu_by_having_guilt_sex_with_my_ex_after_having/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I just need to vent. My boyfriend and I have been wanting to have a threesome in a while. Finally, last night we had our chance. We did it with a friend whom we both trust,and we were all drunk. So all good right?
Not really...I was raised in a really religious family. I immediately felt guilty. I went to the bath... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having guilt sex with my ex after having a threesome with my boyfriend and friend. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x9ff9/tifu_by_having_guilt_sex_with_my_ex_after_having/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | fuckingpistachios | null | None | null | null | null | 1343414138 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x9d57 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x9d57 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x9d57/tifu_by_stripping_down_to_my_knickers_on_omegle/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I stripped all the way to my underwear on Omegle earlier today. I've never done anything like that (I'd never even flashed my boobs to anyone until then). I still don't know why I did it. I think I just wanted to feel something, even for a little bit.
I'm 17. I'm a virgin, I've never even kissed anyone and now I feel ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by stripping down to my knickers on Omegle. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x9d57/tifu_by_stripping_down_to_my_knickers_on_omegle/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343404973 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x93ay | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x93ay | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x93ay/tifu_by_paying_a_debt_that_wont_be_removed_from/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 52 | null | null | 2 years ago I went to the ER with what I thought was appendicitis, turned out that I inflammed some fatty tissue lining in front of the stomach from basketball. I was hit with a $490 medical bill that went into collections while I tried to figure out if my medical would pay it (I ultimately had to). Anywho, I sent them... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by paying a debt that won't be removed from my credit report | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x93ay/tifu_by_paying_a_debt_that_wont_be_removed_from/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | OnlyStandard | null | None | null | null | null | 1343400069 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x8ykh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x8ykh | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x8ykh/tifu_yesterday_by_putting_my_foot_through/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 119 | null | null | I was working as an heating and air conditioning installer. (I say was, because not half an hour ago I was fired and thus, no longer work as a heating and air conditioning installer.) I was in a customer's attic, helping another installer carry out a heavy piece of equipment. I mistakenly took my mind off of where I wa... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU (Yesterday) by putting my foot through someone's ceiling. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x8ykh/tifu_yesterday_by_putting_my_foot_through/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Drmed92 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343386189 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x8pwc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x8pwc | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x8pwc/tifu_by_putting_back_my_600_phone_partially_in_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | I was in a crowded train for rail transit , i checked the time 10 seconds before arriving at my destination station, i put back my cellphone partially in my pocket, because its crowded and i was as usual hoping it would fall in my pocket due to earth's gravity..
but when i was leaving the train i didn't feel it in my ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, by putting back my 600$ phone partially in my
pocket in a crowded Asian Metro, Now stolen | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x8pwc/tifu_by_putting_back_my_600_phone_partially_in_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jamjamjammerjamjam | null | None | null | null | null | 1343366537 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x8fhm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x8fhm | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x8fhm/tifu_by_using_my_phone_in_the_rain/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | I didn't think it would be that big of a deal, it was a fine mist one second and then a torrential downpour the next. The water hit my battery mid call and my phone shut itself off. I recently got made redundant and I've handed a load of C.V.s out but now even if I get a call offering me a job that pays a million pound... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by using my phone in the rain. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x8fhm/tifu_by_using_my_phone_in_the_rain/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | YourPlusOne | null | None | null | null | null | 1343361168 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x8as5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x8as5 | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x8as5/tifu_by_delivering_the_wrong_pizza_to_a_drunk/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | BACKGROUND: I have been working at a pizzeria for about 2 1/2 months. It has taken me quite a while for me to get the swing of things, and I am still adapting. *Anyways*, I do not have one single job, I have multiple (Food runner, order taker via phone, delivery on occasion)
STORY PART: So the whole week/month I have... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by delivering the wrong pizza to a drunk woman. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x8as5/tifu_by_delivering_the_wrong_pizza_to_a_drunk/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bigmac822 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343360990 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x8amo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x8amo | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x8amo/tifu_by_blowing_up_a_toilet_with_my_friends/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | Fire works from the forth of July, M-98, i do believe. Some friends and I were just messing around. When my friend who lives at the house we were at, grabs a firework and "pretends" to lite it he did not realize how easy it was to light one. He tried to blow it out but it got shorter, and shorter. He had a great idea t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu by blowing up a toilet with my friends. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x8amo/tifu_by_blowing_up_a_toilet_with_my_friends/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343360673 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x8aaw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x8aaw | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x8aaw/tifu_and_trespassed_in_an_asians_bed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | So it's another typical night in college, riding the bus back with my best friend borderline black out. She's ignoring me because I'm in the middle of one of my drunken bitch-fits, mumbling angry things to myself staring out the window. The bus stops and she starts elbowing me and telling me to shut up because there's ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and trespassed in an Asian's bed | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x8aaw/tifu_and_trespassed_in_an_asians_bed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343359291 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x88w6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x88w6 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x88w6/tifu_by_losing_my_fucking_key_which_had_the_key/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I don't even wanna talk about it. I don't know where it is, and one of the keys is to a travelling friend's apartment I wanted to take a girl to tomorrow. Now I have to take her to my own fucking apartment with my parents. And I can't check in on her apartment. Not that it matters, but being 23 that kinda sucks. It's r... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by losing my fucking key, which had the key of my friends apartment I'm housesitting. Shit. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x88w6/tifu_by_losing_my_fucking_key_which_had_the_key/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tango-romeo | null | None | null | null | null | 1343359097 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x88pq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x88pq | null | 62 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/x88pq/tifu_while_volunteering_kind_of_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 250 | null | null | So, I was volunteering with Habitat for Humanity to build a house. I'm pretty "green" and enjoy volunteering because I not only get to learn new things, but helping out just feels good.
Here was my mission: use the nailgun and nail in the baseboards into the cabinets. Me being the FNG I am, used it wrong and ended up... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU While Volunteering (Kind of NSFW) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x88pq/tifu_while_volunteering_kind_of_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Dringlenut | null | None | null | null | null | 1343357297 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x86xj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x86xj | null | 67 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x86xj/tifu_i_accidentally_slapped_my_mom_on_the_butt/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 148 | null | null | I did it without even thinking because I have been spending a lot of time with my girlfriend and we are affectionate that way. After I realized what I did I was pretty uncomfortable--my mom didn't mind. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I accidentally slapped my mom on the butt while kissing her goodbye. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x86xj/tifu_i_accidentally_slapped_my_mom_on_the_butt/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | durtypop | null | None | null | null | null | 1343354854 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343355483 | null | False | null | x84ex | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x84ex | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x84ex/tifu_my_boyfriends_van_apparently_curbs_burst/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | Note: The door damage wasn't me. That van just has really, really awful luck. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my boyfriend's van. Apparently curbs burst tires. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x84ex/tifu_my_boyfriends_van_apparently_curbs_burst/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343354534 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x842w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x842w | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x842w/i_lost_my_fucking_key_and_i_had_5_very_very/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I lost my fucking key, and I had 5 very VERY important different keys on it. TIFU big time. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x842w/i_lost_my_fucking_key_and_i_had_5_very_very/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343351641 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x815w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x815w | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x815w/tifu_my_girlfriend_basically_walked_in_on_me/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'll just get it out of the way now; I have what's called a fart fetish, in that I'm sexually aroused by females farting. I know, it's fuckig weird, and probably hilarious to the uninitiated, but what are you gonna do? Thats just the way my dick works, i dont know why.
Anyway, my girlfriend was out meeting up with a ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, My girlfriend basically walked in on me watching fart porn. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x815w/tifu_my_girlfriend_basically_walked_in_on_me/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Zacitus | null | None | null | null | null | 1343349847 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | x7zdh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_x7zdh | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/x7zdh/tifu_i_lost_my_wallet_and_i_had_about_180_in_it/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 41 | null | null | Well, that's basically it. I lost about $180, all my gift cards, my drivers license, my debit card, and my student ID. I don't know what I'm going to do now. I fucked up and lost it somehow. It's possible I left it in my car and it was stolen. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I lost my wallet and I had about $180 in it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x7zdh/tifu_i_lost_my_wallet_and_i_had_about_180_in_it/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | injakewetrust | null | None | null | null | null | 1343510983 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xbb34 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xbb34 | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xbb34/tifu_by_spilling_a_drink_all_over_a_lady_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | So I just got a new job last week as a waiter. I don't have any experience waiting tables, so I was given a few days of training.
Today was my first day by myself. My second table ordered their drinks and I went to go make them. Two waters, a Pepsi, and a Dr. Pepper. Seems easy, right? Nope. I put all the drinks on ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spilling a drink all over a lady at work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xbb34/tifu_by_spilling_a_drink_all_over_a_lady_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | pabloe168 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343503132 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343516683 | null | False | null | xb4fj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xb4fj | null | 124 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xb4fj/tifu_infesting_my_home_with_brown_widows/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 326 | null | null | I did research on craiglist for a weight sets for months. When I finally came across one I could afford. I didn't lose my time and got it. The guy was nice enough to bring it to my place since I don't own a truck.
Amazing.. the barbell, the rack, the price, the weights. Cleaning it and brushing dust off I noticed wei... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Infesting my home with brown widows. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xb4fj/tifu_infesting_my_home_with_brown_widows/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343499612 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xb1hz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xb1hz | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xb1hz/tifu_by_making_it_appear_like_i_have_oral_herpes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | Well, more like yesterday I fucked up, but the effects are felt today. I'm meeting a new girl tonight for a dinner date.
My face is pretty sensitive to different kinds of soaps and washes. Some kinds will make me break out. I shave with just water because using anything else seems to make me break out the next day.
W... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making it APPEAR like I have oral herpes before a date. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xb1hz/tifu_by_making_it_appear_like_i_have_oral_herpes/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kittylauncher | null | None | null | null | null | 1343493755 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xawsd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xawsd | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xawsd/tifu_by_watching_the_olympics_on_a_normal_tv_not/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by watching the olympics on a normal tv (not a widescreen). | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xawsd/tifu_by_watching_the_olympics_on_a_normal_tv_not/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | lionsrawesome8 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343485498 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xards | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xards | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xards/tifu_pouring_red_soft_drink_all_over_my_dog/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Ok as the title says I poured red soft drink on my dog well here is the story. I was watching something on YouTube and my dig was sitting at my feet just minding it own business when a funny part or bit of the video made me shake the unpopened can of drink. As I proceeded to open the shaken drink the drink went absolut... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Pouring red soft drink all over my dog | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xards/tifu_pouring_red_soft_drink_all_over_my_dog/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sweetbeans2 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343461226 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xahmt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xahmt | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xahmt/tifu_told_her_i_had_a_rape_fantasy/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | so today i fucked up when i was texting a girl i just met who said basically, "i'll talk about anything, just don't talk about or joke about rape" to which i replied "ya know, i've always had a rape fantasy i wouldn't mind playing out, i think it could be interesting"... turns out she was a victim of rape
yes, reddit, ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: told her i had a rape fantasy | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xahmt/tifu_told_her_i_had_a_rape_fantasy/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343454898 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343538735 | null | False | null | xadzk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xadzk | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xadzk/tifu_by_giving_80_to_a_guy_and_letting_him_run/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I reached this guy. I wanted to buy some illegal stuff. Then he told me to give him the money while he fetched the stuff. I asked him to take him with me. He took me and dropped me at a place and I foolishly believed all the crap without daring to question while worrying about not creating a stupid image.
That guy esc... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving $80 to a guy and letting him run away. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xadzk/tifu_by_giving_80_to_a_guy_and_letting_him_run/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343454446 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xadp8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xadp8 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xadp8/tifu_by_stabbing_my_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | I was chilling in the woods with my friend and this girl when she pulls out all this crap from her purse and in the pile was a knife. My friend takes the knife and starts whittle a 6 foot long stick to a point. Somehow I got the stick and in a flash of brilliance I asked him if I could throw it at him. He responded wit... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by stabbing my friend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xadp8/tifu_by_stabbing_my_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | straitodenim | null | None | null | null | null | 1343450991 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xab76 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xab76 | null | 44 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xab76/tifu_by_prolonging_my_probation/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | I'm on probation for some stupid bull shit, and I have to take BA's(breath analysis) and last night I got good and drunk, and today I couldn't go take one because I wasn't blowing .00s before 9pm when the place closes. By missing one I'll have to wait another 3 months before my probation officer moves to putting me on ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by prolonging my probation | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xab76/tifu_by_prolonging_my_probation/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | I_Am_TheEggman | null | None | null | null | null | 1343450557 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xaauz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xaauz | null | 89 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xaauz/tifu_by_getting_a_blow_job_from_a_drunk_girl/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 259 | null | null | I was a party tonight and started hooking up with a girl who had too much to drink. Before proceeding further I made sure she was okay and offered her water/something to eat. She said she was time and sexy time commenced- neither of us had a condom so she started going down on me. After a couple of wonderful minutes sh... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting a blow job from a drunk girl | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xaauz/tifu_by_getting_a_blow_job_from_a_drunk_girl/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Illecebrous-Pundit | null | None | null | null | null | 1343449869 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343457476 | null | False | null | xaac3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xaac3 | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xaac3/tifu_a_few_months_ago_however_i_just_found_this/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | Salutations to all. I hope that everyone is doing well. To begin: I am eighteen years old. Since I have been young, attending college has been one of my highest aspirations. Despite my parents financial wealth, they both decided to not aid me. Unfortunately, in high school, I decided that school was not a "quantificati... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU a few months ago. However, I just found this Reddit and need to express myself. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xaac3/tifu_a_few_months_ago_however_i_just_found_this/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343448926 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xa9l3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xa9l3 | null | 67 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xa9l3/tifu_automatic_fail_on_driving_test/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 126 | null | null | Today I fucked up my driving test to get a Texas driver's license, in the last SECONDS of the test. Everything went PERFECTLY around the course and I was even getting bonus points. Until, that is, at the very end as I was pulling over (foot on the break, 10 mph AT THE MOST) so the instructor could go over my scores, an... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Automatic Fail on driving test | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xa9l3/tifu_automatic_fail_on_driving_test/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343445820 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xa72b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xa72b | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xa72b/tifu_by_telling_my_mom_she_was_rain_man/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I wouldn't suggest doing this | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my mom she was Rain Man | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xa72b/tifu_by_telling_my_mom_she_was_rain_man/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343437592 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xa02y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xa02y | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xa02y/yifu_by_rendering_myself_temporarily_handicapped/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | YIFU by rendering myself temporarily handicapped before performing | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xa02y/yifu_by_rendering_myself_temporarily_handicapped/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343602630 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xd0x2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xd0x2 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xd0x2/tifu_by_screwing_myself_out_of_football_next_year/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | I found out today that I won't be able to continue playing football in my final year of college due to a knee injury I received last season.
It sucks because I had been doing very well and I had invested a lot of time and effort into it. I played as an offensive lineman, and in college especially I trained and ate my... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by screwing myself out of football next year | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xd0x2/tifu_by_screwing_myself_out_of_football_next_year/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343601723 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xd03v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xd03v | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xd03v/tifu_on_dayz_i_killed_my_super_geared_out_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So he was afk and i was looking around at the terrain and ended up looking at his head just casually staring at him while having my M4 out and I don't know how it happened but I shot him in the head, on top of that his body ended up disappearing so he can't get his stuff back. Needless to say he wasn't happy when he ca... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU on DayZ I killed my super geared out friend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xd03v/tifu_on_dayz_i_killed_my_super_geared_out_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | watereol | null | None | null | null | null | 1343598225 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xcwzw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xcwzw | null | 100 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xcwzw/tifu_by_running_a_red_light_by_accident/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 173 | null | null | Whenever I make a mistake like this I feel embarrassed and ashamed for days. Thankfully no one was hurt. I was just thinking about too many things and didn't pay attention to the light. I feel like such an idiot. God damn. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by running a red light by accident... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xcwzw/tifu_by_running_a_red_light_by_accident/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Potato2k4 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343552735 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xc4jm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xc4jm | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xc4jm/tifu_by_meeting_a_hot_girl_and_breaking_my_toe/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 69 | null | null | So I am running through the park by my house today and there is a REALLY cute girl doing some slack-lining between two trees. I think to myself "wow, she is amazing, I wish I had the courage to talk to her..." So I man up and convince myself that if she is still there by the end of my run I gotta take a chance.
Sure ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by meeting a hot girl and breaking my toe... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xc4jm/tifu_by_meeting_a_hot_girl_and_breaking_my_toe/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MakeEmSayAyy | null | None | null | null | null | 1343550774 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xc3t7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xc3t7 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xc3t7/reddit_today_i_woke_up_to_my_dad_holding_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | It eventually led to a drug test which I opted out of by admitting to heroin use. While a huge bomb shell, I'm glad it's out in the open now. What's the worst surprise you've ever risen to see? | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Reddit, today I woke up to my dad holding a hypodermic needle he found in my car and asking about my drug use. What's the worst thing you've woken up to? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xc3t7/reddit_today_i_woke_up_to_my_dad_holding_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Gothunter | null | None | null | null | null | 1343550406 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xc3n9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xc3n9 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xc3n9/tifu_my_girlfriend_said_im_smoking_hot_i_thought/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | She does not smoke pot. So I whispered "no she's not" I didn't realize she said smoking *hot* now shes pissed. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: my girlfriend said "I'm smoking hot" I thought she said smoking pot. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xc3n9/tifu_my_girlfriend_said_im_smoking_hot_i_thought/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343544077 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343600583 | null | False | null | xc0oj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xc0oj | null | 91 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xc0oj/tifu_got_drunk_dont_remember_anything_friend_sent/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 262 | null | null | "That was the most embarrassing time of my life, what you were calling me and what you were doing to me was disgusting and I don't expect that from my friends no matter what state they are in. In time I will probably forgive you and look back at it and laugh (hopefully). I hope that next time you do get somewhat tipsy ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got drunk. Don't remember anything. Friend sent me this. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xc0oj/tifu_got_drunk_dont_remember_anything_friend_sent/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | lionsrawesome8 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343531237 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xbrqg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xbrqg | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xbrqg/tifu_by_poisoning_my_little_cousin_maybe/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Yesterday I posted a thing about spilling soft drink in my dog and because I'm an ass I f**cked up again and here's my story. My cousin came to visit with my auntie and my cousin asked if she could have a milo, do as a loving person would do I made her a milo but in the middle of putting the milo in the bottom of the c... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By poisoning my little cousin maybe | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xbrqg/tifu_by_poisoning_my_little_cousin_maybe/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | im_tw1g | null | None | null | null | null | 1343522478 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xbkrj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xbkrj | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xbkrj/tifu_sprayed_stuff_into_my_eye_just_like_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 43 | null | null | To add to the irony, I was editing a cartoon wiki a minute before it happened.
So, this stuff (Febreze) is an anti-odour or something, and my shin-pads stink after soccer so I decided to spray them.
I pull the trigger. Nothing. I try again. Nope. I look down the barrel of the sprayer, and...
nothing. Then Dad points... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Sprayed stuff into my eye, just like in cartoons. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xbkrj/tifu_sprayed_stuff_into_my_eye_just_like_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tarheelborn | null | None | null | null | null | 1343691773 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xf3ot | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xf3ot | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xf3ot/tifu_by_sending_a_text_the_wrong_person/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So a couple days ago I went to the movies with a group of friends, and started chatting up a new girl. With no romantic interest, we started texting. One of our hilarious conversations ended up on the subject of horror movies and I made the astute observation that she would be one of the topless girls to get killed.
A... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sending a text the wrong person | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xf3ot/tifu_by_sending_a_text_the_wrong_person/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | almighty_smiley | null | None | null | null | null | 1343690936 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xf2v9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xf2v9 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xf2v9/tifu_by_scratching_my_dads_car_and_tearing_off_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | The TL;DR backstory: After a stunning and incredibly painful revelation about my best friend that forced me to cut off all ties and a road trip across America that was both physically and mentally taxing, and with my entire immediate family overseas, two of my friends drive down to my place to spend the weekend and try... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by scratching my dad's car and tearing off my friend's mud flap. At the same time. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xf2v9/tifu_by_scratching_my_dads_car_and_tearing_off_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343685713 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xexca | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xexca | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xexca/tifu_by_accidentally_feeding_ground_up_hot/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Today I fucked up. I was at Boy Scout camp today taking a class to get me closer to earning my eagle, when this little boy, who looked about 11 came up to me and asked what I was holding in my hand. Now this wasn't the first time I had met him. This little bastard argued with me every day and was constantly making an a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - By accidentally feeding ground up hot peppers to an autistic kid | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xexca/tifu_by_accidentally_feeding_ground_up_hot/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343683400 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xeuse | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xeuse | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xeuse/tifu_and_took_a_picture_of_a_girls_ass_with_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | We were at a store near the beach, and lots of people were in swimwear. This one girl showed up with this amazing ass, I had to take a picture of it! I thought I was being discrete about it, but I apparently wasn't, because they told her about it and she got upset. This actually happened a while ago, but I felt the nee... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and took a picture of a girl's ass with my phone in front of my gf's friends. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xeuse/tifu_and_took_a_picture_of_a_girls_ass_with_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343670136 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xeg14 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xeg14 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xeg14/tifu_by_putting_katy_parry_songs_on_my_ipod_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | It's not that I'm mean or anything it's just... I don't know how to ask her to stop. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by putting Katy Parry songs on my ipod for my cousin. Now she won't shut up and she's a horrible singer | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xeg14/tifu_by_putting_katy_parry_songs_on_my_ipod_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | NoAttentionAtWrk | null | None | null | null | null | 1343668820 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343843688 | null | False | null | xeem4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xeem4 | null | 214 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xeem4/tifu_by_getting_my_boss_to_believe_that_me_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 467 | null | null | Story time :
I started working with a new team / new project in my office. So for this I had to fly to a different city with my boss and stay there for a month. Me and the guy were talking on the flight and turns out that his wife was a professor in the college I went to about 6 years ago. He asks if i knew her and I ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting my boss to believe that me and his wife are cheating on him because I had not deleted old contacts from my phone since college | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xeem4/tifu_by_getting_my_boss_to_believe_that_me_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | divinesleeper | null | None | null | null | null | 1343658984 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xe4s0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xe4s0 | null | 28 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xe4s0/tifu_by_letting_a_bird_get_killed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | A bird hit my window and it looked like it had broken its wing. I immideately ran outside and my sister insisted I had to kill it to put it out of its misery. I really couldn't do it so we got my brother to do it. He chopped of its head with a spade. Before he did it I asked if maybe we couldn't put it in a box, or cal... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting a bird get killed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xe4s0/tifu_by_letting_a_bird_get_killed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SOTG | null | None | null | null | null | 1343657800 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xe3ru | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xe3ru | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xe3ru/tifu_the_garden_song/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I really fucked up by showing this song to my dad about someone who fucked up. He just hates the band for some reason, alot. [Johnny Rebel - The Garden Song](http://youtu.be/GBgUpexWNps) | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: The Garden Song | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xe3ru/tifu_the_garden_song/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343635736 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xdsq7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xdsq7 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xdsq7/tifu_by_not_telling_my_female_friend_how_i_really/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Any chances of swooping in late and scoring or have to wait my turn?
I dont want to come off as an asshole by trying to get her to break up with her new boyfriend. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not telling my female friend how I really feel about her... Now it's to late | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xdsq7/tifu_by_not_telling_my_female_friend_how_i_really/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343634339 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xdryf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xdryf | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xdryf/tifu_tried_to_finger_a_lesbian/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | So it's summer and the Olympics have started, my mate says that's reason enough to have a BBQ. Many burgers are eaten, many beers are drunk. Then absinthe appears. I'm bet a fiver that I can't do five shots. I win five quid but I lose my dignity. Late into the night and there's only four of us left. I'm sitting next to... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Tried to finger a lesbian. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xdryf/tifu_tried_to_finger_a_lesbian/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343620798 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343621199 | null | False | null | xdhwb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xdhwb | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xdhwb/tifu_by_installing_a_window_upside_down_and_thus/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 69 | null | null | I work in a air conditioning company that make these huge motherfuckers for mining platforms witch send pressurized clean air for tools and other kind of shit. The beast is almost the size of a house.
So anyway everyone is out on vacation and i'm stuck doing that other guy job witch is assembling the doors that goes ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by installing a window upside down and thus making a 1.7 million dollar unit almost blow up | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xdhwb/tifu_by_installing_a_window_upside_down_and_thus/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | egm924 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343619637 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xdgsw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xdgsw | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xdgsw/dear_tifu_what_was_your_biggest_fuck_up_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Dear TIFU, what was your biggest fuck up at work? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xdgsw/dear_tifu_what_was_your_biggest_fuck_up_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343757955 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xgkv3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xgkv3 | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xgkv3/tifu_left_my_wallet_lying_around_and_my_2_year/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | My family were visiting as they do every few months and everyone gets together to see my brothers young children and dote on them. This one particular night I left my wallet unattended on the coffee table and my 2 year old nephew decides to play with it. He finds 2 condoms and shows my mother, father, 2 brothers, sis... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Left my wallet lying around and my 2 year old nephew showed my entire extended family my 2 secret condoms. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xgkv3/tifu_left_my_wallet_lying_around_and_my_2_year/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343753140 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xgfm9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xgfm9 | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xgfm9/tifu_by_saying_one_of_my_favorite_movie_lines/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by saying one of my favorite movie lines after sex... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xgfm9/tifu_by_saying_one_of_my_favorite_movie_lines/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mouse_snake | null | None | null | null | null | 1343750403 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xgcpo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xgcpo | null | 46 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xgcpo/tifu_rat_trap_catches_snake/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 92 | null | null | So I went up to check the rat trap today, I was very confused. I have a daughter who is ten and when she saw the snake she screamed so loud that I had to turn and tell her that ‘Hollywood would pay you a million dollars for that scream.’ To calm her and my wife down, I had to leave home with the snake. Here is the [Pic... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Rat trap catches snake | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xgcpo/tifu_rat_trap_catches_snake/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Rrn273 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343715249 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xfqge | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xfqge | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xfqge/tifu_at_cutting_hair/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 61 | null | null | Today I was asked to cut my friend's hair and I royally fucked up.
Proof- http://imgur.com/G4xAD | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at cutting hair | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xfqge/tifu_at_cutting_hair/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SuppahKikoChan | null | None | null | null | null | 1343695001 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xf6x4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xf6x4 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xf6x4/tifu_by_ruining_the_only_real_friendship_i_ever/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Well, technically, it was 2 days ago. I had waited for my best friend to return home from a beach trip with her church youth group. She finally came home, only to leave again. I shouldn't have gotten upset, but I turned the whole thing into an arguement. I blocked her and turned off my phone.
A few minutes passed, so ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by ruining the only real friendship I ever had. . . . | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xf6x4/tifu_by_ruining_the_only_real_friendship_i_ever/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | verydrypenis | null | None | null | null | null | 1343861440 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xj5k5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xj5k5 | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xj5k5/tifu_by_sleeping_while_having_shampoo_on_my_dick/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 41 | null | null | So last night I was gonna have a late night jerk. However, before I started I thought I was gonna try to mix it up a bit by using some lube. The problem is that I don't have any right now so I was forced to improvise.
After a while I chose to try Head and Shoulders, mostly because it seamed to be better than soap.
So... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sleeping while having shampoo on my dick. Result? It hurts a lot. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xj5k5/tifu_by_sleeping_while_having_shampoo_on_my_dick/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | NoAttentionAtWrk | null | None | null | null | null | 1343843647 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xilrs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xilrs | null | 128 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xilrs/tifupdate_coffee_with_my_exhot_teacher_who_is_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 251 | null | null | So I met her for coffee at starbucks and it was fun getting to know her. The coffee kept on coming and we ended up staying there for like 6 hours
Turns out, she is a Redditor too. I told her about the post and all the input you guys had for me. She was pretty cool about it. She wasn't on this sub-reddit...she is now. ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate : Coffee with my ex-hot teacher who is my (ex)Boss's ex-wife | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xilrs/tifupdate_coffee_with_my_exhot_teacher_who_is_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343825242 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xi4hd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xi4hd | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xi4hd/tifu_by_failing_a_summer_class_that_was_a_test/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 52 | null | null | I've never fucked up this bad in my life. I had a disastrous second semester this past year at school, and so by order of my parents I was taking summer classes to see if I could succeed academically. I was taking one at a time, and I did well in the first class, but the second class I started skipping a lot and eventu... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by failing a summer class that was a test from my parents to see if I could return to college | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xi4hd/tifu_by_failing_a_summer_class_that_was_a_test/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | paranormal_shouting | null | None | null | null | null | 1343822064 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xi2lw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xi2lw | null | 71 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xi2lw/tifu_by_telling_a_girl_with_an_eating_disorder_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 137 | null | null | Apparently the last thing a girl with an eating disorder wants to hear is that she's uglier than a fat chick. she started crying. fuck | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling a girl with an eating disorder "I think that a girl with an eating disorder is way more unattractive than a fat girl" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xi2lw/tifu_by_telling_a_girl_with_an_eating_disorder_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343819596 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xi1e6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xi1e6 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xi1e6/tifu_by_implying_that_i_want_my_best_friends_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | You know those [water bottles](http://media.thesimplygroup.com/stockimages/Nike_Sport_Water_Bottle_-_Vivid_Pink_and_Black/93229/1/3.jpg), the really annoying ones that spray water vapour at people when you press them? Well, my best friend owns one, and today at practice, a friend of mine was playing with it, and kept s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by implying that I want my best friend's to kiss me | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xi1e6/tifu_by_implying_that_i_want_my_best_friends_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JA24 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343819114 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xi16d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xi16d | null | 57 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xi16d/tifu_by_calling_my_new_boss_dad/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 343 | null | null | I'd been waiting on a couple of phone calls today, sure enough phone rings while I'm Redditing, I answer and what sounded exactly like my Dad spoke, I of course instinctively respond "oh hey Dad, what's up?"...nope, wrong answer, it was my new boss, calling with the results of my interview, turns out he sounds just lik... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by calling my new boss "Dad" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xi16d/tifu_by_calling_my_new_boss_dad/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343813132 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xhyn0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xhyn0 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xhyn0/tifu_broke_my_wrist/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | today, whilst playing soccer i accidently hand balled the ball to be greeted by immense pain but played the rest of the game, somehow i found out in the afternoon that my wrist was broken... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Broke my wrist | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xhyn0/tifu_broke_my_wrist/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Salad_Fingers_159 | null | None | null | null | null | 1343809500 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xhx04 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xhx04 | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xhx04/tifu_by_wearing_semen_covered_shorts_to_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 56 | null | null | It was embarrassing, I quickly changed and told the girl no more pants on dry humping while shes menstruating.
for your viewing pleasure: http://imgur.com/a/t8O11 | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by wearing semen covered shorts to a blacklight party [pics] | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xhx04/tifu_by_wearing_semen_covered_shorts_to_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | GabyArcoiris | null | None | null | null | null | 1343790714 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343797019 | null | False | null | xhimw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xhimw | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xhimw/tifu_by_letting_myself_get_scratched_by_an_ill/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 132 | null | null | I've been feeding this black cat for several months now. She's cool and I've developed a lot of affection for her, but she's the type of cat that begs to be pet only to turn around and bite you. I respect that, so I just feed her because I love animals, but I don't get too cuddly with her; sometimes we hang out or pl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting myself get scratched by an ill cat who minutes prior had been vomiting white foam... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xhimw/tifu_by_letting_myself_get_scratched_by_an_ill/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ermergerd_Noo | null | None | null | null | null | 1343789524 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xhhh5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xhhh5 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xhhh5/cookies/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Cookies :( | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xhhh5/cookies/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | oneart | null | None | null | null | null | 1343779430 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xh7dj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xh7dj | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xh7dj/tifu_spider/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | So just a few hours ago I was peeing, when I look to my side and suddenly I see a spider, comparable only to a baby Shelob, sat watching me. I decided at that point, to stop and kill it with the closest thing to me, toilet de-scaler. I stand up, grab my weapon, aim and fire.
Feeling safe from harm I flush and realise... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, spider. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xh7dj/tifu_spider/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343935111 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xku4a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xku4a | null | 71 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xku4a/tifu_couldnt_keep_it_hard_for_amsterdam_hooker/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 394 | null | null | Went on vacation and was quite nervous about the hooker experience. So needless too say I finally pick a girl. This after quite a lot of pressure from friend. Girl that I had was plenty beautiful. As I enter hooker headquaters we negotiate a fee. Of course I thought I was gonna be a porn star. So naturally I opted for ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU couldn't keep it hard for amsterdam hooker | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xku4a/tifu_couldnt_keep_it_hard_for_amsterdam_hooker/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ILIEKYTEHPOOMPOOM | null | None | null | null | null | 1343934230 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xkt49 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xkt49 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xkt49/tifu_by_throwing_a_ps3_controller/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was playing JC2, when I started doing a mission I just couldn't get the hang of. Eventually, I got to a point here I could, and I Didn't press the button in time, and ran out of time. I raged, threw my controller, effectively putting a hole in my wall, and breaking the controller. Now, my PS3 is useless, since I have... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By throwing a PS3 Controller | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xkt49/tifu_by_throwing_a_ps3_controller/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343931500 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343939692 | null | False | null | xkpwh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xkpwh | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xkpwh/tifu_by_watching_2_girls_1_cup/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | Basically what happened is my **girlyfriends were sleeping over** and they all dared me to watch the video in celebration of my 18th birthday...What innocence I had left is gone for good
**EDIT**: I'm a girl | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by watching 2 girls 1 cup | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xkpwh/tifu_by_watching_2_girls_1_cup/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Drunkensleeper | null | None | null | null | null | 1343927114 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xkl26 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xkl26 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xkl26/tifu_passing_out_at_a_casino_and_losing_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 31 | null | null | Today I fucked up, or really last night I fucked up.
We were all out at the casino, me and some buddies, and getting hammered like idiots. I don't really remember too much after getting kicked out of the pool-bar area, and found myself waking up on a random couch upstairs in the hotel area. Not in a room, but just on... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Passing out at a casino and losing my friends and phone | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xkl26/tifu_passing_out_at_a_casino_and_losing_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343904336 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xk2ui | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xk2ui | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xk2ui/tifu_by_not_getting_my_research_done_in_time/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | It's not the worst thing on here, but I feel better posting. Entire project got deleted two days ago. Was able to get it back. My boss/professor leaves tomorrow, and I don't know how in holy hell I'm going to get it done by then. I'm going to sure as hell try. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not getting my research done in time | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xk2ui/tifu_by_not_getting_my_research_done_in_time/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mankstar | null | None | null | null | null | 1343897112 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xjzvj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xjzvj | null | 39 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xjzvj/tifu_by_getting_losing_the_girl_of_my_dreams/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 49 | null | null | I met a girl who'd swept me off my feet. She was funny, smart, genuine, and gorgeous. I had a really bad experience with a long-term girlfriend a year ago and hadn't found anyone suitable since. This girl completely turned my world upside down and made me crazy about her. We'd been on a couple dates and I decided to a ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting losing the girl of my dreams | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xjzvj/tifu_by_getting_losing_the_girl_of_my_dreams/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343895460 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xjz2l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xjz2l | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xjz2l/tifu_by_getting_an_escort_and_blowing_my_load_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So here's my other post that explains it in more detail: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xjx68/so_i_just_bought_an_escorthooker_tonight_and_came/.
Basic premise: Got horny, decided to try an escort service, lasted less than 10 minutes of the hour, didn't get to go again. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting an escort and blowing my load in under 10 minutes (x-post Askreddit) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xjz2l/tifu_by_getting_an_escort_and_blowing_my_load_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343892203 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xjxfl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xjxfl | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xjxfl/tifu_by_breaking_my_moms_macbook_pro/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Considering I was waiting on the money to get through to buy a 13" MBP of my own for school, this was kind of a huge problem. By itself? Not so much. Anyway, the TIFU:
I was trying to diagnose an internet problem. Since I had sold my current laptop in anticipation for the new one, I had no way of diagnosing the proble... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by breaking my mom's MacBook Pro | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xjxfl/tifu_by_breaking_my_moms_macbook_pro/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343889646 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xjvvp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xjvvp | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xjvvp/tifu_by_trying_to_pull_out_a_trump_card_only_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | I have a medical condition called [interstitial cystitis](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstitial_cystitis) that necessitates that I use the restroom about twice as frequently as most people. I work as the sole front cashier at a popular drug store chain (this is normal for this particular chain of stores).
Today I ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to pull out a trump card, only to be out-trumped immediately. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xjvvp/tifu_by_trying_to_pull_out_a_trump_card_only_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Mr_Gobble_Gobble | null | None | null | null | null | 1343886885 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xjtxz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xjtxz | null | 47 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xjtxz/tifu_while_watching_a_mysterious_dvd/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 318 | null | null | So today my junk was aching to be massaged. The usual. Now when I was younger I had discovered that my step-mom had a secret drawer in her dresser full of pornos and toys. I only watched one dvd from her stash and it was a standard porn flick with the cheesy plot. Why I chose to venture through her porn stash when I h... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU While Watching a Mysterious DVD | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xjtxz/tifu_while_watching_a_mysterious_dvd/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343878859 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343941921 | null | False | null | xjn0p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xjn0p | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xjn0p/tifu_i_went_through_a_parking_garage_gate_without/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | The guy in front was having serious problems getting the gate to rise with his ticket. The people behind me wouldnt let me get out to go to another gate, so in a moment of impatience I decided to just drive through behind the guy in front of me. The gate wasnt broken I think but it did hit the top of my car without dam... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I Went through a parking garage gate without using the ticket (followed the guy in front of me) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xjn0p/tifu_i_went_through_a_parking_garage_gate_without/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | omrg | null | None | null | null | null | 1343867012 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xjb2s | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xjb2s | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xjb2s/tifu_by_clicking_reply_to_all_and_sending_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | Well... I'm now trying to apply for an international exchange program. Today I received a letter from which I took that I have 10 days to complete 5 really large assignments (should have been told long ago). This is mostly organizer's fault, so, quite disturbed by the fact, I write a response which I now consider to be... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by clicking "reply to all" and sending an angry
letter to 44 people | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xjb2s/tifu_by_clicking_reply_to_all_and_sending_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bajasVer | null | None | null | null | null | 1344026750 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xn00p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xn00p | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xn00p/tifu_got_caught_staring_at_my_teachers_boobs/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | She's not even hot. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got caught staring at my teacher's boobs | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xn00p/tifu_got_caught_staring_at_my_teachers_boobs/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344017758 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344028840 | null | False | null | xmqif | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xmqif | null | 44 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xmqif/tifu_and_got_caught_masturbating_by_my_family/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 99 | null | null | So this morning I woke up and decided to do the business. My door was just slightly cracked, but for the most part closed. My sister walked past and was going to tell me something and didn't knock. The obvious happened.
So here I am a few hours later and just finished masturbating in my family room. Now I know this w... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and got caught masturbating by my family, twice. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xmqif/tifu_and_got_caught_masturbating_by_my_family/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SweetknuckleJunction | null | None | null | null | null | 1344016777 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xmphn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xmphn | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xmphn/tifu_by_accusing_my_boyfriend_of_receiving/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | Don't get me wrong, i have absolutely NO problem with him looking at
porn all day if that's what he wants to do.
I just thought that since he was cleaning out his emails they were naked pictures from an actual person, that he knew. That's why i was upset.
[This is what he was actually looking at---NSFW](http://bl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accusing my boyfriend of receiving pictures of naked girls in his email. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xmphn/tifu_by_accusing_my_boyfriend_of_receiving/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Stalzaable | null | None | null | null | null | 1344013480 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xmlvd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xmlvd | null | 56 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xmlvd/tifu_by_not_realizing_i_owed_my_school_almost_two/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 151 | null | null | Yeah. Turns out, my government aid didn't cover a giant portion of my tuition. I fucked up because I didn't check my school email as diligently as I should have, and now I end up owing them 1900$ before I can apply for my courses this fall. Also, I work a minimum wage job, where, after rent and food, means it will take... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not realizing I owed my school almost two thousand dollars | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xmlvd/tifu_by_not_realizing_i_owed_my_school_almost_two/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Y0lo | null | None | null | null | null | 1343973526 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344042296 | null | False | null | xlwdg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xlwdg | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xlwdg/tifu_by_literally_flushing_my_pen_down_the_toilet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | I leaned over to flush the toilet and my pen fell out of my shirt pocket direct into a pile of my ass-mud. I thought maybe I could kinda grab it, toss it, and flush but it was thoroughly caked in shit and i wasn't about to risk it. So I just kinda figured there's no way its going down, it'll float around the baked-bean... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by literally flushing my pen down the toilet at work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xlwdg/tifu_by_literally_flushing_my_pen_down_the_toilet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | FumingPanther | null | None | null | null | null | 1343963443 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xlnxi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xlnxi | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xlnxi/tifu_by_following_a_redditr4chan_link/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - by following a reddit/r/4chan link | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xlnxi/tifu_by_following_a_redditr4chan_link/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1343956839 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343957054 | null | False | null | xlhck | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xlhck | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xlhck/tifu_going_to_the_bathroom/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Actually yesterday.... My first day at my current company. It was early afternoon, and I made my first trip to the bathroom. Beautiful bathroom, black slate floors and walls, black marble sinks. Top notch.
There are two urinals and a stall in the bathroom, and this visit called for a stall. I walk in and try to close ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Going to the bathroom. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xlhck/tifu_going_to_the_bathroom/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344112123 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xon7e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xon7e | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xon7e/tifu_while_cahiering_at_jewel/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | This didn't happen today, but since I just found this sub I thought it warranted a post. When I was 16 I was a cashier at Jewel, and one day a guy came up to me with a birthday card, flowers, and a gift card. He was friendly-looking, and made small talk about how it was his girlfriend's birthday and he wanted to get he... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while cahiering at Jewel | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xon7e/tifu_while_cahiering_at_jewel/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | rewnskeyp | null | None | null | null | null | 1344109233 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xoksk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xoksk | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xoksk/tifu_by_blaming_my_fart_on_an_old_lady/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | I am going to hell for this.
I work at this big cafe part time and I was on the till.
This poor frail old lady came up with her tray of drinks and I asked her if she needed help, she said yes.
I took her tray over to her table but I let out the most silent but deadly fart of my life.
Because I thought someone migh... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by blaming my fart on an old lady. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xoksk/tifu_by_blaming_my_fart_on_an_old_lady/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344106828 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xoiqg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xoiqg | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xoiqg/tifu_at_a_football_game_by_sneezing_into_a_hot/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I have pretty nasty hayfever and I was trying not to sneeze for the whole match because I had a feeling I might sneeze on someone around me then have to stand next to them awkwardly the whole game. I nearly managed to troop through the whole match but then, 80 minutes in, tragedy struck. I couldn't hold it, I put my ha... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at a football game by sneezing into a (hot) girl's hair... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xoiqg/tifu_at_a_football_game_by_sneezing_into_a_hot/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Dislexsick | null | None | null | null | null | 1344099546 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344102092 | null | False | null | xocoh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xocoh | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xocoh/tifu_and_left_a_phone_i_paid_800_for_in_a_cab/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Not much to say really. I'm *really* drunk after a long week at work, and left my phone in a cab. I've already called the cab company, who confirmed the trip, but said the phone isn't in the car.
I have blocked the IMEI, but I'm probably going to never see the phone again :(
The phone was imported before local rele... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and left a phone I paid $800 for in a cab | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xocoh/tifu_and_left_a_phone_i_paid_800_for_in_a_cab/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344091421 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xo6v5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xo6v5 | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xo6v5/tifu_by_totalling_my_girlfriends_car_on_the_way/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | Okay, this was a year ago but deal with it.
I was taking her to her senior prom. Following her parents to the place where we were taking pictures. Unfamiliar road to me and I thought there was a left turn light when in reality we had to yield. Three cars went ahead of me, then I go and BLAM. Smashed and knocked onto... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by totalling my girlfriend's car on the way to prom | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xo6v5/tifu_by_totalling_my_girlfriends_car_on_the_way/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | LightningFire | null | None | null | null | null | 1344089034 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xo5hk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xo5hk | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xo5hk/tifu_by_breaking_a_glass_then_cutting_myself/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | So this is what happened. Last night, my sis went to sleep at our cousin's house, so that left me and my little bro all alone in the house, while my mom worked in the morning. After eating and playing for a while, my bro wanted some water, so we got some. But before being able to sit down, my bro tripped and let his gl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by breaking a glass, then cutting myself, resulting in blood everywhere. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xo5hk/tifu_by_breaking_a_glass_then_cutting_myself/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | -sarge | null | None | null | null | null | 1344088359 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344088650 | null | False | null | xo55f | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xo55f | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xo55f/tifu_by_totaling_my_car_and_losing_my_license_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 27 | null | null | Dot pointed because this will be a lot longer if I don't
- Semi-raining conditions
- Long right turn up to some stoplights, blind corner
- Don't know what speed I was going
- See some cars after the bushes in the way
- "Gee, I should slow down"
- Feather brakes, nothing happens
- Push brakes harder, starts to sl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by totaling my car and losing my license a month after I got it | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xo55f/tifu_by_totaling_my_car_and_losing_my_license_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | thebornotaku | null | None | null | null | null | 1344063202 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xnuye | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xnuye | null | 114 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xnuye/tifu_my_tongue/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 819 | null | null | So today, I fucked up my tongue.
I was helping a customer look for something in the grocery store I work at, and the item wasn't on the shelf. It was a certain brand of frozen ravioli that we sell. I told her I'd go in to the walk-in freezer and take a look around. So far, fairly normal. No problem.
I go to the walk-... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my tongue. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xnuye/tifu_my_tongue/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ivannavp | null | None | null | null | null | 1344054327 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xnoub | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xnoub | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xnoub/tifu_by_saying_sorry/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | I always fuck up, but today won. So I was told by an acquaintance that said person had died and they were doing the funeral services at her parents house. I get to the house and everything seemed pretty normal, so I was somewhat glad they didn't take it that bad. I go up to the parents and tell them the usual "I am sor... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by saying sorry | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xnoub/tifu_by_saying_sorry/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tfa0001 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344045895 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xnhwb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xnhwb | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xnhwb/tifu_at_my_companies_intern_outing_to_the_bowling/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TiFU at my companies intern outing to the bowling alley. Got real drunk and threw up in my bosses shoes... Now looking for a job | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xnhwb/tifu_at_my_companies_intern_outing_to_the_bowling/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | bagelmanb | null | None | null | null | null | 1344210160 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xqis2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xqis2 | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xqis2/tifu_by_ignoring_it_when_my_friends_mother_died/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 53 | null | null | My friend's mother just died of cancer a few weeks ago. This is not a friend that I see very often (hardly ever, in fact) and I'm a SAP who dreads the thought of dealing with an awkward situation like the death of a close family member. I also personally wouldn't want to hear from people like me if I were ever in that ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by ignoring it when my friend's mother died | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xqis2/tifu_by_ignoring_it_when_my_friends_mother_died/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | 1hotmezz | null | None | null | null | null | 1344193482 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xq3pv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xq3pv | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xq3pv/tifu_by_accidentally_showing_my_old_boss_my_tits/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 56 | null | null | Went to show her picture of my new baby on my phone.... Landed on a pic of me naked. It took me half a minute of standing there looking proud before I realized she wasn't looking at my daughter. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally showing my old boss my tits. For thirty seconds. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xq3pv/tifu_by_accidentally_showing_my_old_boss_my_tits/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344193398 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xq3mt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xq3mt | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xq3mt/tifu_by_giving_my_husband_a_hickey/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Okay it was really last night but whatever. We got drunk, had sex, and I guess I got a little carried away because he has a giant hickey on his neck now which wouldn't be too huge of a deal except that he works at a bank and the collar of his dress shirts won't cover it. So now he's going to look super trashy at work u... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving my husband a hickey. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xq3mt/tifu_by_giving_my_husband_a_hickey/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mrkevin | null | None | null | null | null | 1344188045 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xpyvc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xpyvc | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xpyvc/tifu_my_mouth/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So I am visiting Astoria away from home, and I brought a normal toothbrush on my travels (as opposed to my nice oral-b electric toothbrush) an thought "I need to brush my teeth for like ten minutes to compensate". I fucked up there. All my gums are bleeding and my tongue is raw meat and also bleeding. There is blood ev... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my mouth | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xpyvc/tifu_my_mouth/ | null | null | null | null |
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