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null | null | furiouspanda1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344181552 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xptvu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xptvu | null | 99 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xptvu/tifu_by_washing_my_manlyparts_with_cillit_bang/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 713 | null | null | So today I was tasked with cleaning the shower. Already needing to use the shower, and with a total lack of common sense or prior shower-cleaning experience, I decided to take the "two birds, one stone" route: I would get naked, clean the shower, clean myself, job done. And so, bravely ignoring the big orange "WARNIN... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by washing my manlyparts with Cillit Bang. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xptvu/tifu_by_washing_my_manlyparts_with_cillit_bang/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Buried_Dolls | null | None | null | null | null | 1344178112 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xpro8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xpro8 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xpro8/tifu_by_busting_my_knee_just_to_grab_a_joystick/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | This was actually last night, around 9pm.
I was watching a random movie on Netflix and I realized that the joystick went missing. I looked around all over the bed and realized the 1yr old had it. I had on my sandals, the ones that go through the toes and I really didn't watch where or how I stood up.
As soon as I... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by busting my knee just to grab a joystick. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xpro8/tifu_by_busting_my_knee_just_to_grab_a_joystick/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | locriology | null | None | null | null | null | 1344172170 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xpomk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xpomk | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xpomk/tifu_by_sleeping_through_my_flight_about_a_700/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 93 | null | null | Yeah, I was supposed to chill for about four hours from midnight until 4:00 AM, then take a taxi to catch my 6:00 AM flight. Next thing I know, I'm waking up and it's 5:45 AM. Had to buy a new plane ticket, take a train to another city, stay the night at a hotel at said new city. Funny thing is, I already spent $200... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sleeping through my flight. About a $700 mistake. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xpomk/tifu_by_sleeping_through_my_flight_about_a_700/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Tankred | null | None | null | null | null | 1344149426 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xpfxv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xpfxv | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xpfxv/tifu_by_having_a_mild_overdose_of_nicotine_amd/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 204 | null | null | Well, my dad and I were insanely bored. I don't have to go back to my tech school for another week, and we were both off of work today. I ran out of dip, so my dad offered me one of those e-cigarettes. I declined (They taste terrible to me), but noticed he was refilling it with a bottle of menthol flavored, nicotine... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having a mild overdose of nicotine amd threw up in my dad's prosthetic leg. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xpfxv/tifu_by_having_a_mild_overdose_of_nicotine_amd/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344145891 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xpdus | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xpdus | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xpdus/tifu_by_being_drunk_and_while_throwing_up_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by being drunk and while throwing up the toilet seat fell on my face and cut my nose. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xpdus/tifu_by_being_drunk_and_while_throwing_up_the/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344141241 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xpam0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xpam0 | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xpam0/tifu_by_shooting_a_roman_candle_at_my_neighbor/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 63 | null | null | This happened a while ago before I stumbled upon reddit so bear with me. I had this neighbor with two scum bag children. They would constantly try to jump me AT MY OWN HOUSE (note I have a very numerous knife/sword collection and am trained to use them all) so one day when they strolled on over to start shit I thought ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by Shooting a roman candle at my neighbor | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xpam0/tifu_by_shooting_a_roman_candle_at_my_neighbor/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | S-Bird | null | None | null | null | null | 1344291117 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xsffi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xsffi | null | 75 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xsffi/tifu_when_all_i_wanted_to_do_was_impress_some_kids/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 333 | null | null | My friends and I were walking out of one particular friend's house, the morning after a particularly big night. Hung over (and a few of us were still actually drinking, it was about 11am) we were planning to walk down to a local Subway for some breakfast, when we passed a nice little Catholic primary school.
It was r... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU When All I Wanted To Do Was Impress Some Kids | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xsffi/tifu_when_all_i_wanted_to_do_was_impress_some_kids/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | gronnvikingen | null | None | null | null | null | 1344282743 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xs646 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xs646 | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xs646/tifu_pictures_of_our_beloved_deceased_kitty_by/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | A year ago, my girlfriend found an abandoned newborn kitty in the snow (living in Québec, Canada). We got her inside and gave her all the love and care she needed. A few month passes (2-3) and she got sick, after month of treatment and going to the vet, we had to "put her to sleep". It was an incurable sickness, we lea... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU pictures of our beloved deceased kitty by omitting to make the DA*N backup | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xs646/tifu_pictures_of_our_beloved_deceased_kitty_by/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344271087 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xrt2u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xrt2u | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xrt2u/neked_pix/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Today my dad woke me up to inform me that my pre-k little brother had stolen my phone, run around with it, opened the picture menu and left it on the counter. CLEARLY DISPLAYING THE NUDE PICS I GOT LAST NIGHT. TIFU | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Neked pix | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xrt2u/neked_pix/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | AngryWiteGuy | null | None | null | null | null | 1344269488 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xrreo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xrreo | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xrreo/tifu_by_setting_off_the_fire_alarm_at_weis/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 145 | null | null | Today, i went into weis to pick up a few things. I check out and see a door closer to me than the one i came in, so i decided to use that door. I open up the door and the loudest alarm ever went off. I was in shock, wondering what happened. Then i saw the sign om the door. "DO NOT USE DOOR. IT WILL SET OFF THE FIRE ALA... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by setting off the fire alarm at weis. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xrreo/tifu_by_setting_off_the_fire_alarm_at_weis/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ermergerd_Noo | null | None | null | null | null | 1344267171 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xrp2q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xrp2q | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xrp2q/tifu_by_nearly_shitting_my_pants_during_a_job/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | my interview today for a high end receptionist job went down the toilet (not exactly) so i was getting for my interview but I didn't have time to have lunch so on my way to the building i stopped at a local mom and pop asian burger joint and had my self a double cheese burger with frys with a dr.pepper, everything is g... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by nearly shitting my pants during a job interview :( | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xrp2q/tifu_by_nearly_shitting_my_pants_during_a_job/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DestroyedLlama | null | None | null | null | null | 1344231712 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xr268 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xr268 | null | 48 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xr268/tifu_by_accidentally_breaking_the_safe_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 73 | null | null | I was carrying a clipboard full of papers which happened to be quite heavy and I dropped it. Gravity being the heartless bitch that it is, carried it right onto the safe's screen, cracking it. I made a repair order and a few hours later, a tech came, fixed the damage.
The damage turned out to be more than a cracked sc... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally breaking the safe at work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xr268/tifu_by_accidentally_breaking_the_safe_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Billobatch | null | None | null | null | null | 1344229406 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344312422 | null | False | null | xqzwo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xqzwo | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xqzwo/tifu_by_ruining_my_first_date/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 23 | null | null | This happened a long time ago, but I feel I should share anyways.
It all began when I went over to my very first girlfriend's house to watch the classic film "Fight Club" I had all ways loved this film, and she had never seen it so I forced her to watch it with me. We both sat down on the couch and she asked me to go... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by ruining my first date | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xqzwo/tifu_by_ruining_my_first_date/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mcwx3 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344229167 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344280850 | null | False | null | xqzpj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xqzpj | null | 73 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xqzpj/tifu_when_i_left_out_a_naked_video_of_myself/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 196 | null | null | It's not what you think. Just kidding, it is. I was bored at home for a few hours and dancing to a song on the radio, and I started wondering what I looked like when I dance naked. So I set up the laptop and do a 2 minute video of me moving my hips and looking sexy with my top off. Welllll guess who forgot to remove th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I left out a naked video of myself dancing that my mom found. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xqzpj/tifu_when_i_left_out_a_naked_video_of_myself/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sweetbirdi | null | None | null | null | null | 1344228678 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xqzat | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xqzat | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xqzat/tifu_by_not_checking_the_sparks/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So Today i was pluging in my kindle fire when all of a sudden there were sparks flying everywhere!!!!! My Hand got burt bad, My Cats missing fur , My carpets burnt and i have to get new wire TIFU REALLY BAD.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by Not checking the sparks! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xqzat/tifu_by_not_checking_the_sparks/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | OrionJr | null | None | null | null | null | 1344382152 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xumt3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xumt3 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xumt3/tifu_by_showing_my_family_a_gigantic_cum_stain/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was getting ready to go to a movie with my family, so I put on a random pair of shorts from my closet, shirt and socks etc.. Then I go downstairs and flop down on the couch with my entire family including grandparents..
I must have forgotten the gigantic moist cumstain on the right top of the thigh area.. So I si... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by showing my family a gigantic cum stain.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xumt3/tifu_by_showing_my_family_a_gigantic_cum_stain/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TML4life | null | None | null | null | null | 1344370638 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xuaf9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xuaf9 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xuaf9/yifu_with_a_new_lady_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So before i begin i should add that i have not had a real girlfriend, nor have i been sexually active with a girl for about 9 months.
I began using an online dating site to help me find the girl of my dreams, so i started talking too this one girl and she has been awesome so far... the complete package. we set up a li... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | YIFU with a new lady friend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xuaf9/yifu_with_a_new_lady_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344361918 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xu0uj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xu0uj | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xu0uj/tifu_my_beard/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | For all of my adult life, I was wearing a beard. Sign of both my adulthood and manliness, my goatee demanded the respect of my fellow man. [Here](http://i.imgur.com/Xgz11.jpg) is a picture of how my beard normally looked like. Notice the aura of wisdom and determination that radiates from the beard. Sometimes I would s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my beard | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xu0uj/tifu_my_beard/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | touchethedouch3 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344315021 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xt3qt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xt3qt | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xt3qt/tifu_on_summer_vacation/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 42 | null | null | Last night, some friends and i got outrageously fucked up. This morning, I went to the bathroom still half asleep. All I hear is "BEN! WHAT THE FUCK". Someone ran in and turned the lights on. All I saw was the air mattress that my girlfriend and I were sleeping on, and a giant piss stain on my girlfriends pillow. Needl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU on summer vacation | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xt3qt/tifu_on_summer_vacation/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dabisnit | null | None | null | null | null | 1344312732 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xt1mq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xt1mq | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xt1mq/tifu_by_mixing_my_pills/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | A few months ago, I fucked up. I was taking ADHD pills and I think a steroid for a sickness. I was supposed to take 4 ADHD pills (they were new and I was upping the dose to know what my optimal dose was).
I took 4 steroids and 1 ADHD pills.
Massive stomach-ache ensued | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by mixing my pills | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xt1mq/tifu_by_mixing_my_pills/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Sonicdude41 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344311470 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344314017 | null | False | null | xt0i0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xt0i0 | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xt0i0/tifu_by_accidentally_backing_into_and_destroying/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | So, I was on my way to a birthday party with a friend. Well, we had gotten lost trying to get there. We'd finally gotten to the street trying to look for the house, and it turns out we had passed it. I decided to turn into a driveway near by and reverse so I could turn around. Well, in the process of doing this, I ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally backing into -- and destroying -- a couple's 600 dollar mailbox. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xt0i0/tifu_by_accidentally_backing_into_and_destroying/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344310971 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xt01v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xt01v | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xt01v/tifu_by_not_messing_up_my_encrypted_external_hard/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 29 | null | null | I encrypted my external hard drive using truecrypt. It was mounted the other night when my computer restarted suddenly. Started it back up and it would mount but wouldn't open, saying it had to be formatted.
I figured it wouldn't work anymore and formatted it.
750 gigs of porn, accumulated over about 4 years. Gone... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not messing up my encrypted external hard drive with my porn stash on it | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xt01v/tifu_by_not_messing_up_my_encrypted_external_hard/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | _neon_reflected | null | None | null | null | null | 1344309031 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xsy3r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xsy3r | null | 28 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xsy3r/tifu_vitamin_edition/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 91 | null | null | Today I took my vitamins (which I never do) on the advice of my wife... for SOME reason I popped them all at once and chewed them (only for a second or two) and now my mouth tastes like fishoil and garlic and some un-namable horrific bitterness that will NOT wash away! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: vitamin edition :( | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xsy3r/tifu_vitamin_edition/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mtblue | null | None | null | null | null | 1344308115 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xsx74 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xsx74 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xsx74/tifu_happened_less_than_20_minutes_ago/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | So today I had the day off of work, so obviously I stayed at home and did absolutely nothing but be on the computer all day. Well at about an hour ago I decided to take a shower and then go grocery shopping. While i'm in the shower I decided to shave my legs. So I get done with one and move on to the other, I always pr... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: happened less than 20 minutes ago... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xsx74/tifu_happened_less_than_20_minutes_ago/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344468275 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xwqmi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xwqmi | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xwqmi/tifu_by_chafing_the_tip_of_my_penis_the_day/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | I have my 16th birthday physical tomorrow and I am not sexually active (lol I'm on reddit). However, I look like a manwhore because the tip of my penis is covered in a big red rash. I got it wearing an uncomfortable bathing suit for too long after I had already noticed the discomfort.
~warning: gross description~
It's... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by chafing the tip of my penis the day before my 16th physical. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xwqmi/tifu_by_chafing_the_tip_of_my_penis_the_day/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JesusofTorn | null | None | null | null | null | 1344465912 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xwo8f | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xwo8f | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xwo8f/tifu_with_a_hilift_jack/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | So today I was at my parents house helping them hang some old pictures and some of my dad's old campaign plaques. He wanted his Operation Granby (UK Version of US Operation Desert Shield) hung higher than all the rest and about 2ft out of my reach. So being the genius that I am I decided that finding a step ladder was ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU with a Hi-lift jack. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xwo8f/tifu_with_a_hilift_jack/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | IHateMyNickname | null | None | null | null | null | 1344462749 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xwkxr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xwkxr | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xwkxr/tifu_and_got_dumped_by_my_gf_hit_me_with_your/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | read title plz. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and got dumped by my gf, hit me with your worst reddit | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xwkxr/tifu_and_got_dumped_by_my_gf_hit_me_with_your/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344460293 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xwi6v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xwi6v | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xwi6v/tifu_by_accidentally_forwarding_my_ultra/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 66 | null | null | **Professor**
This professor was not only my mentor & advisor, but I worked with her both as teacher's assistant and research assistant. She helped me pick classes, wrote my recommendation letters and just taught me a shitton.
**The e-mail**
I had been corresponding back and forth with this woman and man about a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally forwarding my ultra conservative advisor an e-mail discussing a potential threesome with people on craigslist. I couldn't undo it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xwi6v/tifu_by_accidentally_forwarding_my_ultra/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344443032 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344452865 | null | False | null | xvy66 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xvy66 | null | 144 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xvy66/tifu_by_accidentally_texting_i_love_you_to_a_guy/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 431 | null | null | How do you even bounce back from that? I don't think you can, man.
He had texted me the same time my best friend texted me. My birthday is on Friday and she mentioned she made plans for us, so I was excited. While I was absentmindedly texting him I was having a conversation with her in my head. I was thinking about w... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally texting "I love you" to a guy I've been on three dates with. What the fuck, brain. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xvy66/tifu_by_accidentally_texting_i_love_you_to_a_guy/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | 8___8 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344440154 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xvvad | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xvvad | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xvvad/tifu_using_menthol_shaving_cream_to_shave_my_balls/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU using menthol shaving cream to shave my balls. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xvvad/tifu_using_menthol_shaving_cream_to_shave_my_balls/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344404218 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344405316 | null | False | null | xv8qw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xv8qw | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xv8qw/tifu_called_friends_mom_at_work_because_i_thought/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | My buddy does heroin. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one that knows about this addiction. He's pretty open about doing pain pills, because this is apparently more socially acceptable than doing heroin. I keep telling him to stop. Drugs make us something that we aren't and bring no good into our lives. He was all fuc... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Called friends mom at work because I thought he had OD'd | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xv8qw/tifu_called_friends_mom_at_work_because_i_thought/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Jaelynnn | null | None | null | null | null | 1344402287 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344450870 | null | False | null | xv73f | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xv73f | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xv73f/tifu_by_puking_all_over_my_friend_and_her_family/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 23 | null | null | Okay this happened last year, but I'm just now discovering this subreddit and I didn't fuck up anything (that badly) today.
Every single part of me wishes I could tell you "It's not what it sounds like." But sadly, it is. We were on a car ride to Wisconsin Dells. It's the water park capital of the world. From where we... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by puking all over my friend and her family in an eight hour car ride. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xv73f/tifu_by_puking_all_over_my_friend_and_her_family/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344398196 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xv339 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xv339 | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xv339/tifu_by_trying_to_speak_normally_with_a_halfdeaf/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 57 | null | null | I was volunteering at a local soccer camp for kids, aged 5-12. Since it was a long weekend here in Ontario (Civic Holiday), I was familiarizing myself with the kids.
So this particular young'un is by himself, applying sunblock, and being the naturally adequate volunteer that I am, I approached him: "Hey buddy, I'm You... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to speak normally with a half-deaf child. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xv339/tifu_by_trying_to_speak_normally_with_a_halfdeaf/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | backontheinternet | null | None | null | null | null | 1344386569 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344391535 | null | False | null | xur7c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xur7c | null | 42 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xur7c/tifu_friends_slingshot_and_1_missing_tooth/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 141 | null | null | Today My Friends Fucked Up. It began as a regular summer day. Had my friend over. There wasn't much going on at home so we were rather bored and decide to bike to another friend's house. After a couple of hours of all 3 of us hanging out, our 4th mutual friend shows up. We go outside and in the back of his car he h... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Friends, slingshot, and 1 missing tooth. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xur7c/tifu_friends_slingshot_and_1_missing_tooth/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344549290 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xynpq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xynpq | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xynpq/tifu_asked_my_mom_why_she_was_drinking_wine_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I drink. Yesterday I started much earlier than usual and, as a result, passed-out much earlier than usual. When I awoke, the sun was out and the clock said 8:00 so I just figured it was morning. Mom came into the kitchen while I was making "breakfast" and poured herself a big glass of wine. I said "What the heck? Why a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: asked my mom why she was drinking wine at 8:00 in the morning. It was 8:00 at night. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xynpq/tifu_asked_my_mom_why_she_was_drinking_wine_at/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | foreverburning | null | None | null | null | null | 1344545717 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xyjr7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xyjr7 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xyjr7/tifu_by_trying_to_juggle_2_jobs/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | I've been at my current job as a receptionist for about 2 years. It's always been a really laid back environment, where respect given is respect earned. I never had trouble shuffling shifts as long as advanced notice was given and an attempt was made to make up lost hours.
I make minimum wage at this job, even though... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to juggle 2 jobs. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xyjr7/tifu_by_trying_to_juggle_2_jobs/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HeartlessSkeleton_ | null | None | null | null | null | 1344544943 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344573011 | null | False | null | xyivi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xyivi | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xyivi/tifu_by_accidentally_singing_sexy_naughty_bitchy/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 103 | null | null | The parents are family friends of my dad and they all went to see a movie. I'm not much of a movie person, so I decided I'd take the liberty of watching their five year old daughter.
About thirty minutes went by when the tune to the song popped into my head. The song was damn catchy and even though I didn't really li... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally singing "Sexy Naughty Bitchy" in front of the child I was babysitting. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xyivi/tifu_by_accidentally_singing_sexy_naughty_bitchy/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TheNormalSun | null | None | null | null | null | 1344543400 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344543919 | null | False | null | xyh2h | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xyh2h | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xyh2h/tifu_by_inserting_one_cd_wrongly_into_a_cdradio/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So this is my fuck up:
My mother gets a new car, a used '00 Ford Ka in Silver.
The new car got a CD-Radio where you insert a CD in the radio and the radio the proceeds to "suck it in". So i go ahead and insert one CD from my mothers favorit artist "Andrea Berg", a german schlager musician, thinking it "sucks" it in. ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by inserting one CD wrongly into a CD-Radio and retrieving another CD. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xyh2h/tifu_by_inserting_one_cd_wrongly_into_a_cdradio/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344542863 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xygju | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xygju | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xygju/tifu_dui/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Fuck me. My parents are going to murder me. I am so fucking stupid. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU DUI | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xygju/tifu_dui/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | platypus124 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344537768 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xyars | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xyars | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xyars/i_made_a_69_joke_to_my_ceo_on_my_7th_day_of_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I made a 69 joke to my CEO on my 7th day of work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xyars/i_made_a_69_joke_to_my_ceo_on_my_7th_day_of_work/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344532948 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xy5du | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xy5du | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xy5du/tifu_laundry_edition/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I used softener instead of detergent, because I didn't know if the Tide cold was for the machine or for clothing. I've seen the commercial but I didn't know. Called my mom, whilst waiting, used Snuggle instead of Tide. Snuggle is softener, cue my mom yelling NO NO DON'T DO THAT angrily over the phone when I told her.
... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Laundry Edition | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xy5du/tifu_laundry_edition/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344531909 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344536124 | null | False | null | xy48l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xy48l | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xy48l/tifu_and_scared_off_dave_seaman_by_being_a_dick/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Alright... I was browsing /r/IAmA and looking at the Dave Seaman AMA. If you haven't read it, it's right [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/xwq5i/reddit_im_a_nonpolitician_running_for_united/). Dave is a guy running for Congress against Debbie Wasserman Schultz for Florida's 20^th district.
His political pos... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and scared off Dave Seaman by being a dick | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xy48l/tifu_and_scared_off_dave_seaman_by_being_a_dick/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344527016 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xxz3e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xxz3e | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xxz3e/tifu_by_merging_into_a_semitruck/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I was driving to work this morning and when I was merging, there was a semi truck stopped just before the merging lane, so I waited for the truck behind him, who switched lanes to let me in, so I merged. I merged and BAM I side swiped a semi that came right behind the other one. I only saw my side-view mirror was gon... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by merging into a semi-truck | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xxz3e/tifu_by_merging_into_a_semitruck/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CR00KS | null | None | null | null | null | 1344500359 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xximy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xximy | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xximy/tifu_by_putting_the_wrong_kind_of_salt/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I work at a place that serves pretzels and popcorn, I was working back bar and was bored as hell, so I decide to restock some things.
I began with the salt for the popper machine, it's kept right outside the popcorn machine and I guess one container was too big to refill it and I didn't want it just want to leave it t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by putting the wrong kind of salt | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xximy/tifu_by_putting_the_wrong_kind_of_salt/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344490673 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xxckn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xxckn | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xxckn/tifu_by_posting_to_ranarchism_and_expecting_change/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | That is all. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by posting to /r/anarchism and expecting change. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xxckn/tifu_by_posting_to_ranarchism_and_expecting_change/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344487530 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344570488 | null | False | null | xx9vg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xx9vg | null | 144 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/xx9vg/tifu_by_almost_causing_my_parents_to_get_a_divorce/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 142 | null | null | This morning, I was on my way to my morning classes and, upon realizing I didn't have my binder with work in it, I had to go back home to retrieve it right? Well my mom had already gone to work and I walked in, probably only 10 minutes after I left, and when I walked into the kitchen to get my things, I glance downstai... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by almost causing my parents to get a divorce. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xx9vg/tifu_by_almost_causing_my_parents_to_get_a_divorce/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Pvt_Studmuffin | null | None | null | null | null | 1344482893 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xx5ji | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xx5ji | null | 39 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xx5ji/tifu_by_unknowingly_masturbating_in_front_of_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 60 | null | null | When I went out for a cigarette right afterwards, I got many a nasty looks.
What ridiculous and embarrassing ways have you people of reddit been caught 'polishing the sceptor' | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by unknowingly masturbating in front of an open window facing a busy street with many passersby. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xx5ji/tifu_by_unknowingly_masturbating_in_front_of_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PostxMortem | null | None | null | null | null | 1344480695 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xx3ab | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xx3ab | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xx3ab/tifu_by_printing_a_piece_of_paper/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | I work as an Network Student for my school (I run around and do all the little tasks like fixing computers/printers, that kinda thing). Well today me and my co-worker were sitting in our office making new signs for our door. We finally got done after a few hours (We are perfectionist. And I might add, it looked amazing... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by printing a piece of paper. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xx3ab/tifu_by_printing_a_piece_of_paper/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Boots_And_Boys | null | None | null | null | null | 1344475550 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xwxyz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xwxyz | null | 43 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xwxyz/tifu_by_smoking_half_a_pack_of_cigarettes_in_45/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 102 | null | null | I quit smoking when I was 17 because I realised the obvious health ramifications, I went cold turkey and never touched one until this day.
About an hour ago, after about a month of serious anxiety and terror over the possibility of not getting into university this year, I crept into my brother's room, took his not-so-... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by smoking half a pack of cigarettes in 45 minutes after 2 years of quitting. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xwxyz/tifu_by_smoking_half_a_pack_of_cigarettes_in_45/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ohgoshwhathaveidone | null | None | null | null | null | 1344639379 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344896491 | null | False | null | y0s8q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y0s8q | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y0s8q/tifu_by_calling_a_girl_fat/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 66 | null | null | After honestly telling a girl she isn't fat, I thought that served as a qualifier for making a fat joke shortly afterward. Then it escalated into more bad jokes, and I ended up badmouthing her accomplishments as well. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by calling a girl fat | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y0s8q/tifu_by_calling_a_girl_fat/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SplinterV2 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344625654 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y0ehg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y0ehg | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y0ehg/tifu_recommended_a_girl_a_game/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Ok, I'm in a computer store and I'm looking at the game section of it.
I see this really hot girl looking for games. I strike up a conversation with her and we hit it off. Thing's are going good and we start talking about what games we like.
She said she likes Portal 2, Skyrim etc. From the conversation I could tell sh... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Recommended A Girl A Game | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y0ehg/tifu_recommended_a_girl_a_game/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344613082 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y012b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y012b | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y012b/tifu_by_fighting_the_wrong_person/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | This didn't actually happen today but it isn't often I fuck up like this.
I was at a Christopher Lawrence concert/rave at a club with some friends of mine, they were two girls. We ended up meeting up with another friend of mine later that night and were all drinking and having fun. One of the girls ended up meeting so... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by fighting the wrong person | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y012b/tifu_by_fighting_the_wrong_person/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344603981 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xzt1w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xzt1w | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xzt1w/tifu_by_inadvertently_flirting_online_w_my_best/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So OKCupid makes the world a lot smaller.
I was chatting with this guy and end up texting him. He seemed pretty alright, kinda weird, but no worries. I mentioned it to my best friend, to which he replied "I know that name, show me a picture" sure enough, guy I had been flirting with was my best friend's older brother... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by inadvertently flirting online w my best friend's brother | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xzt1w/tifu_by_inadvertently_flirting_online_w_my_best/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | panicmodeactivated | null | None | null | null | null | 1344588074 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xzljh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xzljh | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xzljh/tifu_by_dropping_my_phone_down_the_air_vent/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I woke up and tried to check my watch but my phone was in my hand from when I fell asleep, so it flew out of my hand and down the air vent.
Does anyone know how to get it back? My mom and dad are not going to be happy at all. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dropping my phone down the air vent... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xzljh/tifu_by_dropping_my_phone_down_the_air_vent/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SameSituationn | null | None | null | null | null | 1344577365 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xzf5n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xzf5n | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xzf5n/tifu_by_shouting_at_the_wrong_person/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | My girlfriend texted me to open the compound gate (I have the only key, can't be bothered to make a duplicate) and I saw a female figure walking up to the gate from our balcony so I shouted "hey sexy". Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend, but the maid for the landlady who lives below.
Let the awkwardness begin. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by shouting at the wrong person | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xzf5n/tifu_by_shouting_at_the_wrong_person/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | whywoulda | null | None | null | null | null | 1344575722 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xzdu8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xzdu8 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xzdu8/tifu_and_ordered_several_packages_to_my_childhood/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | I'm kinda pissed, because I'm pretty much out $50. I still live nearby, but I really don't feel like randomly knocking on their door and asking for my shifty ass packages.
I don't have a phone number or anything. Ugh.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and ordered several packages to my childhood home, where I haven't lived in over 6 years. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xzdu8/tifu_and_ordered_several_packages_to_my_childhood/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throwaway6421511 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344571958 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344573139 | null | False | null | xzaka | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xzaka | null | 122 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xzaka/tifu_by_shitting_my_pants_in_car_stopping_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 273 | null | null | So, today my Aunt Jen took my brother Trey, my grandmom, and I to the beach for the day. I had an English Muffin for breakfast, and it made my stomach upset. I tried to go to the bathroom before we left, but it just wasn't working. The beach is probably about an hour away, so I figured if I had to go, I would be able t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by Shitting My Pants in Car, Stopping up Burger King Toilet, Dropping Poop on the Floor, and Costing my Aunt $50 | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xzaka/tifu_by_shitting_my_pants_in_car_stopping_up/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | asnof | null | None | null | null | null | 1344567061 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xz5qj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xz5qj | null | 101 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xz5qj/tifu_i_laughed_at_an_inappropriate_time/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 359 | null | null | Today I was at a safety meeting for work. The topic came to txting and driving. There was an accident that involved a semi and a corvette. The boss said there was a very graphic image and she wanted it passed around. Well here I am getting all giddy and then I see it. Not a drop of blood just 1.5 vehicles, this ma... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, I laughed at an inappropriate time | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xz5qj/tifu_i_laughed_at_an_inappropriate_time/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ChaosTheosis | null | None | null | null | null | 1344565273 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | xz3xw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_xz3xw | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/xz3xw/tifu_by_ruining_a_possibility_to_get_laid_would/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Okay first of all this didn't happen today but let's pretend it did, ok? There was no such thing as "2 weeks ago I fucked up", so for the sake of it, ignore that it didn't happen today.
My friend came from Sweden to my homeland for a summer vacation and I wasn't very thrilled about it. I mean, she was my first girlfri... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by ruining a possibility to get laid. Would be nice
if you guys could give me a hand, I really need it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xz3xw/tifu_by_ruining_a_possibility_to_get_laid_would/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344721557 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y2cmj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y2cmj | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y2cmj/tifu_by_spicing_up_my_dr_pepper_with_tabasco_sauce/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | Why, you ask? Because free brownies. For the longer version:
Best friend and I were eating at "Earl of Sandiwch", a magical place of delicious food and other goodies.
I mention how good their brownie bites look, and he offers to buy them for me if I drink Dr. Pepper mixed with Tabasco Sauce. So, after about 30 secon... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by Spicing up my Dr. Pepper with Tabasco Sauce | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y2cmj/tifu_by_spicing_up_my_dr_pepper_with_tabasco_sauce/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344718314 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y29pc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y29pc | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y29pc/tifu_by_breaking_my_brothers_leg/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 90 | null | null | My mum and dad had bought me and my older brother a new trampoline for our back garden.
Me and him were playing a game of football on it (stupid idea, i know) and as i went to tackle the ball off him, i pushed him off the edge of the trampoline and he landed on his leg badly, resulting in him breaking it.
This was two... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By breaking my brothers leg | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y29pc/tifu_by_breaking_my_brothers_leg/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344704600 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y1xu1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y1xu1 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y1xu1/tifu_woke_up_butt_naked_with_the_curtain_from_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I got drunk last night. It's 1pm. I have no idea how many people saw me naked, but I just took my dog out to pee and the guy kitty-corner to me kept giving me a weird-bad look.
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU woke up butt naked with the curtain from the window next to my bed torn down. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y1xu1/tifu_woke_up_butt_naked_with_the_curtain_from_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | BrawndoTTM | null | None | null | null | null | 1344689927 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y1o9p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y1o9p | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y1o9p/tifu_petting_a_pommeranian/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 51 | null | null | They may be tiny and adorable but damn if those little fuckers don't have sharp teeth. How could anything that looks so much like a teddy bear be so vicious? | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU petting a Pommeranian | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y1o9p/tifu_petting_a_pommeranian/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Guyh11 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344689674 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y1o5u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y1o5u | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y1o5u/tifu_by_making_all_our_food_useless/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 40 | null | null | So I was using my dads tools in the garage that are on top of a counter, when I finished I went to turn off the tools at their sockets and didn't read the labels. I ended up turning off the fridge freezer and after it had thawed my dad discovered the pool of water around it and all of the now useless food.
TLDR: Thawe... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making all our food useless | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y1o5u/tifu_by_making_all_our_food_useless/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | keightalchemist | null | None | null | null | null | 1344665914 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y1eax | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y1eax | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y1eax/tifu_by_honking_at_someone_who_stopped_in_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by honking at someone who stopped in the
middle of an intersection. Didn't see the paramedics
speeding through to the hospital. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y1eax/tifu_by_honking_at_someone_who_stopped_in_the/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | HeartlessSkeleton_ | null | None | null | null | null | 1344657462 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344934786 | null | False | null | y17qi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y17qi | null | 150 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y17qi/tifu_by_drinking_an_entire_box_of_caprisuns/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 451 | null | null | Let me just go ahead and say here that I'm addicted to these fuckers.
Ever since I was a tot, I've loved Capri-Suns. To me, they're urine from the angels. I cannot get enough, plus those pouches are so damn TINY.
My dad decided he'd get me a box. I was too busy drooling over the box to catch whatever he said, so I sh... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by drinking an entire box of Capri-Suns | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y17qi/tifu_by_drinking_an_entire_box_of_caprisuns/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MaYAL_terEgo | null | None | null | null | null | 1344804317 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346791278 | null | False | null | y3wha | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y3wha | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y3wha/tifu_my_vision_by_trying_mdma_ecstasy_for_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | After some panicked googling, I found that I probably have HPPD. Visual static everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I'm looking at life through a shitty static TV screen now and its driving me crazy. And there is no cure. Some sites I've read says it goes away after a week or something. Its been two days but....Im freaking out.
An... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU My vision by trying MDMA (Ecstasy) for the first time in my life. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y3wha/tifu_my_vision_by_trying_mdma_ecstasy_for_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344803184 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y3vg2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y3vg2 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y3vg2/tifu_by_getting_blackout_drunk_last_night/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 27 | null | null | No idea what I said or did, and I feel like shit today. To make matters worse I work for my uncle, so my boss was there...
My mom said I "didn't say anything bad" and my dad said "Those are good things to talk about, just not while drunk" but I haven't asked for specifics. Too scared.
Fuck, man, I'm 23 and I should k... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting black-out drunk last night surrounded by my family. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y3vg2/tifu_by_getting_blackout_drunk_last_night/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Sir_Dude | null | None | null | null | null | 1344797880 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y3qls | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y3qls | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y3qls/tifu_my_back_left_tire/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | In a parking lot at a mall, I backed into a curb at an angle and it blew out my back left tire.
I was trying to back up into one of the 'aisles' of the parking lot so that I could turn around and avoid having to drive all the way to the other side of the lot to exit. I guess I should have followed instructions, then I... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU My back left tire | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y3qls/tifu_my_back_left_tire/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | KingBerger14 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344794742 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y3nny | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y3nny | null | 38 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y3nny/tifu_by_throwing_my_moonpie_out_of_my_window/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 142 | null | null | Being the fatass I am, I grabbed a moonpie to have in the car. As I'm driving, I have the moonpie in the other hand, and drop a crumb onto my unwashed car floor. Since I have to keep a hand on the wheel, I use my moonpie hand to pick up the crumb and attempt to throw it out the window. Idiot hand releases the entire mo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by throwing my moonpie out of my window. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y3nny/tifu_by_throwing_my_moonpie_out_of_my_window/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Pandalism | null | None | null | null | null | 1344790772 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344794068 | null | False | null | y3kcs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y3kcs | null | 32 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y3kcs/tifu_my_foot/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 188 | null | null | ...by gouging a 1cm^2 hole in it with one of [a plastic outlet cover](http://www.reinhartelectric.net/documents/plastic_plug.jpg). I will no longer have sympathy for anyone who complains about stepping on a Lego when they were a kid. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my foot | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y3kcs/tifu_my_foot/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | yourmomisahrowaway | null | None | null | null | null | 1344753698 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y32es | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y32es | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y32es/tifu_by_managing_to_urinate_on_my_desk/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | I was at the computer and didn't want to leave, and then I saw an empty water bottle, so I decided to piss in that... well I think I'm done so I take it out of the bottle, nope! I get pee all over my desk. then, when I try to set down the pee bottle while I cleaned up, I knocked it over. I unfortunately didn't have the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by managing to urinate on my desk... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y32es/tifu_by_managing_to_urinate_on_my_desk/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | paki123 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344735392 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y2o99 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y2o99 | null | 91 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y2o99/tifu_by_eating_an_entire_pizza_hut_10_dinner_box/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 196 | null | null | This deal is so fuckin good tho... the shits I'm getting right now aren't :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by eating an entire Pizza Hut $10 Dinner box | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y2o99/tifu_by_eating_an_entire_pizza_hut_10_dinner_box/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Mojocho | null | None | null | null | null | 1344900411 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y66wx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y66wx | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y66wx/tifu_spilled_an_entire_bottle_of_leather_stainer/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | Was making a leather belt and staining it, when I knocked off a quart of mahogany leather stain over a couch, tiled floor, and wooden table the day before I have to move out. There goes my security deposit. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Spilled an entire bottle of leather stainer all over furniture the day before moving out | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y66wx/tifu_spilled_an_entire_bottle_of_leather_stainer/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sadi89 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344899527 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y65zi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y65zi | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y65zi/tifu_by_missing_my_cake_day/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I have been waiting for my cake day for months now. I was excited to share the day with my internet friends, and rake in the karma with my carefully planned submissions.
I was almost positive my cake day was August 13th. I've been waiting all day for that little cake to appear beside my name, and it didn't. So I checke... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by missing my Cake day. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y65zi/tifu_by_missing_my_cake_day/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344896978 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y63ed | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y63ed | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y63ed/tifu_a_close_friendship/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was sleeping in, when a friend of mine that I've been on awkward territory with(we used to date, broke it off as friends when we left for college) showed up at my door. My mom answered and tried to get me to go talk to him, but I didn't really realize who it was in my sleepy state and didn't want to get out of bed an... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU a close friendship | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y63ed/tifu_a_close_friendship/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344896339 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y62px | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y62px | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y62px/tifu_a_close_friendship/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I was sleeping in, when a friend of mine that I've been on awkward territory with(we used to date, broke it off as friends when we left for college) showed up at my door. My mom answered and tried to get me to go talk to him, but I didn't really realize who it was in my sleepy state and didn't want to get out of bed an... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU a close friendship | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y62px/tifu_a_close_friendship/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | galtor2 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344893887 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y5zz6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y5zz6 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y5zz6/tifu_went_to_strip_club_spent_a_thousand_from_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Used a bunch of cash advances against my credit card, spent a thousand or more. Couldn't find a taxi, walked several miles. Must have blacked out, eventually I ended up home. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Went to strip club, spent a thousand from my credit card | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y5zz6/tifu_went_to_strip_club_spent_a_thousand_from_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344893214 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y5z9c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y5z9c | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y5z9c/tifu_by_dropping_a_4000_dollar_piece_of_survey/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | Said equipment no longer works. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dropping a 4,000 dollar piece of survey equipment into a body of water while on the job. I am still in my probationary period. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y5z9c/tifu_by_dropping_a_4000_dollar_piece_of_survey/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | theultralobster | null | None | null | null | null | 1344892827 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y5yud | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y5yud | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y5yud/ifu_by_spending_all_the_money_i_had_on_a_master/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | Last Saturday I went to the Renaissance Fair with some friends. At one point in the day we went into a weapons shop. There we many badass things in there, and the thing that caught my eye most was a replica of the Master Sword from The Legend of Zelda. It was $60, and I only had about $70. I gave into impulse, telling ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | IFU by spending all the money I had on a Master Sword. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y5yud/ifu_by_spending_all_the_money_i_had_on_a_master/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344892685 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y5ynv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y5ynv | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y5ynv/tifu_my_car_right_after_fixing_it/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | My radiator had a crack in it. Instead of paying them $600, I put a new one in myself and saved hundreds of dollars. Things were good. My husband and I decided to go out to eat and while driving there, a crazy Japanese driver came speeding down a narrow road. I quickly moved over to let them pass, by driving partly in ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu my car, right after fixing it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y5ynv/tifu_my_car_right_after_fixing_it/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Class_Is_For_Men | null | None | null | null | null | 1344891687 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y5xk0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y5xk0 | null | 36 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y5xk0/tifu_porn_style_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 97 | null | null | Decided to rub one out before work at my house. I finish and instead of quitting the program I just closed my computer. I drop my computer in my bag and forget all about it. About 2 hours into my shift, I work at a Dairy Queen, I get bored and pull out my computer. With my female co-worker right next to me I open it up... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU porn style at work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y5xk0/tifu_porn_style_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DeuceActual | null | None | null | null | null | 1344884145 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344954779 | null | False | null | y5ozi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y5ozi | null | 147 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y5ozi/tifu_by_running_over_my_boss/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 902 | null | null | I am (was?) a multimedia editor at an e-learning development company.
My boss is the manifestation of a fat, loathsome, jerk off.
I was running an hour late, because fuck, and may have been driving somewhat recklessly trying to get to work as fast as possible.
I cover the 30 mile trip in record time, somehow miracul... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by running over my boss. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y5ozi/tifu_by_running_over_my_boss/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | redvelvetmock | null | None | null | null | null | 1344881794 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y5mgj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y5mgj | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y5mgj/tifu_by_inadvertently_inquiring_as_to_a_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | At my local carmax I was looking around for a smart fortwo and couldn't find one. So, without thinking, I walked up to the sales rep and asked "You wouldn't happen to have any smarts, would you?" Needless to say, black men don't take kindly to being asked that by teenage white girls. He gave me the nastiest look before... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by inadvertently inquiring as to a car salesman's intelligence. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y5mgj/tifu_by_inadvertently_inquiring_as_to_a_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tifu7years | null | None | null | null | null | 1344880423 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y5kw1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y5kw1 | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y5kw1/tifu_by_hooking_up_with_a_girl_ive_known_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | Yep got frisky in the bedroom and ended up hooking up with one of my best friends of 8 years. No condom and I pulled out, but it was sketchy. Feelin' good, but i dunno what we're going to do now...I don't really want to have a relationship with her right now. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by hooking up with a girl I've known for almost 8 years | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y5kw1/tifu_by_hooking_up_with_a_girl_ive_known_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344875500 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y5fpg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y5fpg | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y5fpg/tifu_my_collar_bone_again/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | In January I fell off my bicycle and broke my collar bone. Months of recovery, immobility, cancellation of future activities, frustration. Just a couple weeks ago I was finally able to sleep on that side comfortably.
Yesterday I was riding a motorbike and went off the highway at 40mph. Moto jacket, full helmet, bo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my collar bone. AGAIN. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y5fpg/tifu_my_collar_bone_again/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | The_D0ctah | null | None | null | null | null | 1344837748 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y4rmk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y4rmk | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y4rmk/tifu_bye_changing_in_front_of_an_open_window/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 33 | null | null | The title says it all. On the way back to my room there are a bunch standing outside the building for god knows why, and my friend reminds me to shut the curtain before I change. So what's the first thing I do when I get back to my room? I change in front of the open window. Mmm maybe I'll scratch my balls as long as I... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU bye changing in front of an open window. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y4rmk/tifu_bye_changing_in_front_of_an_open_window/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TheWinrar | null | None | null | null | null | 1344833593 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y4o1z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y4o1z | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y4o1z/tifu_running_up_the_stairs/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | Wiped out, both my legs hurt like a mother. I put a cold-pack on, but I'll probably be very sore tomorrow :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU running up the stairs | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y4o1z/tifu_running_up_the_stairs/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tangfest | null | None | null | null | null | 1344820745 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y4bm4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y4bm4 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y4bm4/tifu_by_not_getting_into_a_bar/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | Ok, this happened last night.
It was my best friends 20th birthday, and as per usual, we all went for a night on the town hitting into a few bars. So everything was great, got through the first few bars in no time, consuming a fair amount of alcohol. This as you might have guessed will ultimately be my downfall.
We... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not getting into a bar | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y4bm4/tifu_by_not_getting_into_a_bar/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | untoastedwaffles | null | None | null | null | null | 1344820343 | null | None | self.tifu | 1344820997 | null | False | null | y4b8p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y4b8p | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y4b8p/tifu_by_accidentally_having_my_new_phone_ran_over/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | About a month ago I got a new Samsung Nexus S for about $300 and and it was a really awesome phone, now one month later I heard that my Uncle died and so me and my family (Mom, Dad, etc.) traveled 9 hours up to Ohio and we went to the funeral. On Sunday morning before we went to church I decided to bring all my carry o... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally having my new phone ran over by a car | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y4b8p/tifu_by_accidentally_having_my_new_phone_ran_over/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | InsertRelevantMeme | null | None | null | null | null | 1344819381 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y4ab5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y4ab5 | null | 54 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y4ab5/tifu_by_snorting_my_own_belly_button_fluff/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 245 | null | null | About ten minutes ago i was laying on my bed, picked a big fucker of fluff and dirt from my belly button went to smell it being the dirty bastard that i am and snorted the cunt in. It went all the way and i realised how disgusting do have to be to do this. I feel violated by myself. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by snorting my own belly button fluff | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y4ab5/tifu_by_snorting_my_own_belly_button_fluff/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344984614 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345044805 | null | False | null | y89kz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y89kz | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y89kz/tifu_my_arm_with_a_soldering_iron/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | So my mum came home the other night from dinner with her friends. She goes to my dad and says that her necklace broke and she was wondering if he could fix it.
Fast forward to this morning: My dad is in the kitchen trying to fix the necklace and I go to get something to eat. I bend down, grab a pack of Doritos fro... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU My Arm... With a soldering iron... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y89kz/tifu_my_arm_with_a_soldering_iron/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | allhailzorp | null | None | null | null | null | 1344975891 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y7zo9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y7zo9 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y7zo9/tifu_and_pissed_off_my_two_best_friends/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | This summer I managed to score an excellent summer job, working with two people who I've grown very close to over the past two months. My responsibility is fundraising, their responsibility is design and development (architecture firm). They ended up being the contacts for a big client, and me, in my stupidity, tried t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and pissed off my two best friends | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y7zo9/tifu_and_pissed_off_my_two_best_friends/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HerrKarlMarco | null | None | null | null | null | 1344971426 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y7ugt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y7ugt | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y7ugt/tifu_by_getting_my_dick_caught_in_my_zipper/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 27 | null | null | Pretty much as it sounds. Headed to the bathroom on break, whipped it out, did my business, and as I was zipping my pants back up the skin got caught in the zipper. Of course, it hurt like hell, I panicked and thought it'd be a great idea to pull the two apart. Pain makes you do some unintelligent things. And in this c... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting my dick caught in my zipper. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y7ugt/tifu_by_getting_my_dick_caught_in_my_zipper/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1344968721 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y7rag | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y7rag | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y7rag/tifu_by_eating_my_lunch_too_early_now_im_hungry/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by eating my lunch too early. Now i'm hungry again | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y7rag/tifu_by_eating_my_lunch_too_early_now_im_hungry/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | CatrionaBarr | null | None | null | null | null | 1344961134 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y7inv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y7inv | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y7inv/tifu_by_putting_trash_in_the_laundry/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | TIFU ok mom told me to get my lazy ass up and moving. So I got up took a shower and put my PJs back on because I had no more clean clothes and because I just woken up being the dumb ass I am in the mourning do the laundry I noticed my mom said her bed sheets needed cleaning and because the laundry basket was lost I us... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by putting trash in the laundry | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y7inv/tifu_by_putting_trash_in_the_laundry/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jdmf87 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344961076 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y7ilh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y7ilh | null | 90 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y7ilh/tifu_by_mentioning_i_wanted_to_go_back_to_school/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 429 | null | null | Told my boss, in passing, I was thinking about going to grad school "eventually" and that I was "feeling out long-term options." Now they are looking for my replacement and taking away responsibilities because I'm a "bad investment."
I'm not going to grad school for another few years. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by mentioning I wanted to go back to school | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y7ilh/tifu_by_mentioning_i_wanted_to_go_back_to_school/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Trent_Lafluffy | null | None | null | null | null | 1344959866 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y7hbc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y7hbc | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y7hbc/tifu_trying_to_make_a_burger/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU trying to make a burger :/ | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y7hbc/tifu_trying_to_make_a_burger/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Seeyoulater123 | null | None | null | null | null | 1344941581 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y73o6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y73o6 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y73o6/by_taking_a_dump_at_work_without_relising_there/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | By taking a dump at work without relising there was no toliet roll until after i had let rip. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y73o6/by_taking_a_dump_at_work_without_relising_there/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | VelveetaBloodfucker | null | None | null | null | null | 1344927406 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y6wra | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y6wra | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y6wra/tifu_by_spray_painting_my_door/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I wanted to paint a [gold cross](http://sleevage.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/justice_cross_cover.jpg) on the back of my bedroom door. I ended up getting paint all over the floor, my bedroom is covered in a cloud of paint fume, and the door looks terrible now. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spray painting my door | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y6wra/tifu_by_spray_painting_my_door/ | null | null | null | null |
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