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null | null | ViciousVixen | null | None | null | null | null | 1344922673 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y6taz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y6taz | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y6taz/tifu_by_getting_drunk_and_telling_my_best_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 37 | null | null | I'm really drunk right now (one bottle of wine, plus one beer, plus one more glass of wine and counting!) so please, do not judge my grammar/typos. I really need to vent...
So three months ago, my neighbor's son moved in with him. I had met him previously in January when he came to visit, and we hit it off immediately... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting drunk and telling my best friend that I'm crazy about him... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y6taz/tifu_by_getting_drunk_and_telling_my_best_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Universus | null | None | null | null | null | 1344919457 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y6qiw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y6qiw | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y6qiw/tifu_by_putting_weed_paraphernalia_in_the_wrong/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 47 | null | null | My pothead coworker brought his grinder into work and asked me to take it out to his car on break. He just bought a new red car. My mind was elsewhere at the moment and I hit the keyless entry, heard something unlock, opened the door and threw it in his center console.
Only it was not his car. There was a very simila... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by putting weed paraphernalia in the wrong car at work...and now that car is gone. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y6qiw/tifu_by_putting_weed_paraphernalia_in_the_wrong/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | telephonepictionary | null | None | null | null | null | 1344906212 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y6cyd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y6cyd | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y6cyd/tifu_by_driving_the_company_van_into_a_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | What's worse is that I haven't worked there too long and one of the reasons they hired me was my "skill" of driving large vans. I was backing up down a one-lane alley when I hear a "crunch" and a car has its mirror missing.
The gentleman whose car it was seemed nice enough about it, but that didn't stop him from makin... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by driving the company van into a car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y6cyd/tifu_by_driving_the_company_van_into_a_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345059312 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y9zrr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y9zrr | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y9zrr/tifu_by_destroying_one_of_my_parents_favorite/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | I certainly fucked up.
**The fuckup backstory:** about a year ago I moved into a 3 bedroom house with a good friend of mine. My friend had very little furniture at the time, aside from his mattress and bedframe. Luckily my parents were nice enough to help us furnish our place with some of their stuff that was sitting... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by destroying one of my parent's favorite paintings. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y9zrr/tifu_by_destroying_one_of_my_parents_favorite/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bunnyUFO | null | None | null | null | null | 1345057732 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y9xyu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y9xyu | null | 129 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y9xyu/tifu_by_taking_the_bigger_stall_at_a_public/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 517 | null | null | I was at Fred Meyers and I needed to take a crap, so I went to the bathroom and took the bigger stall because "why not?" So I take the bigger stall and a dude in wheelchair comes in shortly after... Apparently he cant take crap unless he uses the bigger stall because he can't manage to fit and sit on the toilet in the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by taking the bigger stall at a public bathroom | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y9xyu/tifu_by_taking_the_bigger_stall_at_a_public/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345039374 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y9ez6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y9ez6 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y9ez6/tifu_by_inadvertently_doing_the_bitch_face_face/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | This has got to stop | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by inadvertently doing the bitch face face on the subway while playing Angry Birds | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y9ez6/tifu_by_inadvertently_doing_the_bitch_face_face/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Seeyoulater123 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345020681 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y951g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y951g | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y951g/by_taking_a_dump_at_work_without_relising_there/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Basically ive started a new job and this is only my second day so I dont really know anyone.
I decided that I needed to go for a shit this morning so yes I proceeded to the toilet like any normal person. Whenever i usually go to the toilet i always check to see if there is toilet roll there however this time i didnt ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | By taking a dump at work without relising there was no toliet roll until after i had let rip. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y951g/by_taking_a_dump_at_work_without_relising_there/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | agnessa101 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345015444 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y92dr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y92dr | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y92dr/tifu_by_taking_too_much_pain_killers_at_once_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I need a root canal, but when i went to the dentist they made me an appointment but it was around 2-3 weeks away, so they prescribed pain medicine. Sunday night my tooth really started to bother me, so I took one pill after the other with about 20 minutes in between (stupid me),
About 2 hours after the first pill i st... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu by taking too much pain killers at once and ended up throwing up during the meteor shower | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y92dr/tifu_by_taking_too_much_pain_killers_at_once_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sarabration | null | None | null | null | null | 1345012974 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | y90vt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_y90vt | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/y90vt/tifu_by_locking_myself_out_of_my_apartment_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 48 | null | null | I stepped out to change the laundry and locked the door. Wasn't really mad or anything, just didn't want to knock on the neighbor's door and ask to call the landlord, so I kicked the door... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by locking myself out of my apartment, and then kicking the door in... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y90vt/tifu_by_locking_myself_out_of_my_apartment_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345157734 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ycgo5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ycgo5 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ycgo5/tifu_when_i_was_going_to_switch_the_tv_channel/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I was going to switch the TV channel (from porn) when my father walked in and changed to a gay porn channel. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ycgo5/tifu_when_i_was_going_to_switch_the_tv_channel/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345141456 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ybz9e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ybz9e | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ybz9e/tifu_and_broke_my_toe/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 87 | null | null | I broke my toe (late last night) at the gym. I was planning to take a 25 pound plate off the bar but instead grabbed the 45 lb plate behind it which slid the 25er off first onto my foot from shoulder height. Needless to say, it hurt a lot. All because I was taking 5 seconds to look at a woman who was working out near m... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and broke my toe | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ybz9e/tifu_and_broke_my_toe/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345124260 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ybi58 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ybi58 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ybi58/tifu_and_hit_my_head_when_opening_the_car_door/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and hit my head when opening the car door... then I hit the car next to us and left a dent. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ybi58/tifu_and_hit_my_head_when_opening_the_car_door/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | wantstobang | null | None | null | null | null | 1345108239 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yb9a9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yb9a9 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yb9a9/tifu_because_i_had_an_interview_and_couldnt_find/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Not to mention that I had to run to Kohls twice before hand because twice I bought the wrong dress pants size. then I couldn't find my dress shoes which resulted in me going crazy. After cancelling the interview I found my dress shoes under my bed in my vans shoe box where I had put them in but forgot. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU because I had an interview and couldn't find my dress shoes, so in a rage I flipped over my bed which put a whole in the wall and then I kicked the door off to my closet. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yb9a9/tifu_because_i_had_an_interview_and_couldnt_find/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345100455 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yb53t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yb53t | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yb53t/tifu_by_calling_my_boss_instead_of_my_now/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | It was that call I was going to tell you to meet me but then I got overwhelmed and started yelling as soon as my boss picked and before he spoke I had already made a fool of myself. I made damn sure my next call was to her. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by calling my boss instead of my now ex-girlfriend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yb53t/tifu_by_calling_my_boss_instead_of_my_now/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ThrowiestOfThrowaway | null | None | null | null | null | 1345079063 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yali8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yali8 | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yali8/tifu_and_shat_all_over_the_back_of_my_shorts/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 75 | null | null | Well, I've always hoped I'd never have to post here, but it seems my time has finally come. This happened in the last hour or so and I'm still pretty steeped in shame. So here's what happened:
My stomach has been a bit dodgy recently and admittedly I didn't help this situation *at all* by eating a load of greasy food... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and shat all over the back of my shorts | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yali8/tifu_and_shat_all_over_the_back_of_my_shorts/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | devils69advocate | null | None | null | null | null | 1345078843 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yala2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yala2 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yala2/tifu_by_asking_someone_if_their_date_was_going_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 26 | null | null | I was speaking to the receptionist at work today. Unrelated to the conversation, she asks if I ever hit my ex. I said "no", with a confused look on my face. Then she asked if I ever spit on her. Assuming she wanted to speak to me about something, I asked her the same question; if her ex ever hit her. She explained that... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by asking someone if their date was going to spit on them | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yala2/tifu_by_asking_someone_if_their_date_was_going_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | UndBeebs | null | None | null | null | null | 1345243116 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yeg6m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yeg6m | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yeg6m/tifu_by_accidentally_fucking_up_stage_lights_in_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | My little cousin had a school band show I visited today and they've got the normal stage setup and such, curtains, lights, several speakers lining the top of the ceiling, and a sound(and lights)-booth in the back next to the entrance. So I got there fairly early (about an hour and a half) and sat around talking to peop... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally fucking up stage lights in a
local school's production and causing it to be
postponed at very short notice (an hour away from
performance) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yeg6m/tifu_by_accidentally_fucking_up_stage_lights_in_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mardob | null | None | null | null | null | 1345232012 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345233247 | null | False | null | ye4u5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ye4u5 | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ye4u5/tifu_and_lost_my_wallet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | I was walking across a huge bridge and stopped to look at the view. Suddenly I had the greatest urge to throw something off the bridge, just to see it fly-fly with the wind! My right hand fished up my wallet from my back pocket, and I leant over the rail as I looked for a receipt or a sticker.
I found some paper and p... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and lost my wallet | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ye4u5/tifu_and_lost_my_wallet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Basoran | null | None | null | null | null | 1345225514 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ydxua | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ydxua | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ydxua/tifu_i_was_on_bottom/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I was on bottom | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ydxua/tifu_i_was_on_bottom/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | WholeWideWorld | null | None | null | null | null | 1345211730 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ydk5r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ydk5r | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ydk5r/tifu_i_was_cycling_to_my_last_exam_and_ended_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 26 | null | null | My front wheel buckled.
Intercalate means leave university for a year until the next assessment period rolls around. Fuck. On the other hand, a year out could do me good. Its just the fact that this all happened so quickly. I'm typing this with my left hand with a splint on my painful right. Friends are being really ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I was cycling to my last exam and ended up in A&E and missed my exam and now I'm forced to intercalate. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ydk5r/tifu_i_was_cycling_to_my_last_exam_and_ended_up/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345211145 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ydjpc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ydjpc | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ydjpc/i_left_my_glasses_in_my_car_today/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I left my perscription glasses in the car today. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I left my glasses in my car today. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ydjpc/i_left_my_glasses_in_my_car_today/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345208006 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345240905 | null | False | null | ydhb2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ydhb2 | null | 87 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ydhb2/tifu_i_left_my_microphone_on_during_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 630 | null | null | My boss had to mute me and send me an instant message. I have no idea how long my microphone was on for however I also went into the details of my porn usage. Oh yeah, and I'm also the newest hire.
EDIT: There seem to be some misunderstandings surrounding my thoughts on porn so I am going to elaborate. I have nothing ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I left my microphone on during an international web conference...while I was fighting with my boyfriend about his porn usage | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ydhb2/tifu_i_left_my_microphone_on_during_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345205978 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ydg0r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ydg0r | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ydg0r/tifu_and_got_my_hair_stuck_in_a_fan/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was in my room bored as shit. I turned this small fan on and started talking into it and making weird alien noises. I was trying to sound like Darth Vader and I said,"Luke I am your father." But got too close and my hair got sucked into the fan. I yelled for someone to help me, but I forgot no one was home. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and got my hair stuck in a fan. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ydg0r/tifu_and_got_my_hair_stuck_in_a_fan/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | celester | null | None | null | null | null | 1345174559 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ycxf0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ycxf0 | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ycxf0/tifu_when_repairing_my_washing_machine/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | Our washing machine was making a grinding sound when draining, so I ended up pulling the machine off its pedestal, tipping it on its side, tearing it apart and pulled out the pump, taking off the two pipes and the power cord connected to it.
Inside was a quarter causing all the ruckus. I was elated to not have to pay... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when repairing my washing machine | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ycxf0/tifu_when_repairing_my_washing_machine/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | refewz | null | None | null | null | null | 1345172067 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ycuzf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ycuzf | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ycuzf/tifu_trying_to_cash_a_counterfeit_check/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | The risk management department at BofA told me that my account was removed because I had tried to cash a counterfeit check. For me, this is the end of a weird story that began over a month ago on Craigslist.
I posted an ad on Craigslist offering tutoring, and someone responded with an e-mail which seemed too good to b... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU trying to cash a counterfeit check | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ycuzf/tifu_trying_to_cash_a_counterfeit_check/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345171326 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ycu9j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ycu9j | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ycu9j/i_got_caught_cashing_a_counterfeit_check/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | The risk management department at my bank told me that my account had been removed because I had tried to cash a counterfeit check. For me, this is the end of a weird story that began over a month ago on Craigslist.
I posted an ad on Craigslist offering tutoring, and someone responded with an e-mail which seemed too g... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I got caught cashing a counterfeit check | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ycu9j/i_got_caught_cashing_a_counterfeit_check/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | republiquefrancaise | null | None | null | null | null | 1345170543 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ycti5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ycti5 | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ycti5/tifu_by_cutting_extremely_hot_chilies_with_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | My hands are still burning and it's been 12 hours. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by cutting extremely hot chilies with my bare hands... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ycti5/tifu_by_cutting_extremely_hot_chilies_with_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | GoldenGangsta66 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345164961 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ycntm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ycntm | null | 40 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ycntm/tifu_by_going_into_the_ocean_with_my_new_cell/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | Not really today but a week ago I was at the beach with my cousins, my aunt, my mom, and my sister. Me and my younger cousin were boogie boarding on the beach and were having so much fun. I saw a couple of friends and said hi to them then I put my hands into my pocket and I found my fucking phone. (Android filled with ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by going into the ocean, with my new cell phone. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ycntm/tifu_by_going_into_the_ocean_with_my_new_cell/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ShutThatShitUp | null | None | null | null | null | 1345162411 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yclbf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yclbf | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yclbf/today_i_fucked_up_and_hit_my_girlfriends_mom_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 79 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today I fucked up and hit my girlfriend's mom in the face. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yclbf/today_i_fucked_up_and_hit_my_girlfriends_mom_in/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345333213 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yg6mi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yg6mi | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yg6mi/tifu_by_inadvertently_bringing_up_a_touchy/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So we're trying to clean the kitchen and dad's going to make hamburgers. He has been really irritable lately for a multitude of reasons, and and I think to calm him down, I'll bring up his business trip to Orlando because I thought he was excited about it. I don't know what it was, but he said "Yeah, of course you can'... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by inadvertently bringing up a touchy subject with my dad, ruining our food, and forgetting that the garbage ran today. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yg6mi/tifu_by_inadvertently_bringing_up_a_touchy/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ShutThatShitUp | null | None | null | null | null | 1345328368 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yg2ni | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yg2ni | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yg2ni/tifu_and_hit_my_girlfriends_mom_in_the_face/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | Today my girlfriend took me to her parents house to meet them after being with her for 3 years. Her family is big into soccer so we were hitting the ball around in the backyard. I tried to kick it way across the yard and just as I was my gf's mom turned around and got sucker punched in the face with the ball. I gave he... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and hit my girlfriend's mom in the face. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yg2ni/tifu_and_hit_my_girlfriends_mom_in_the_face/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345326882 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yg1cq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yg1cq | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yg1cq/til_by_shaving_my_balls_drunk/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I was about to see a girl I have not seen for awhile, and I was worried about my maintenance down there. So in a drunken rush I attempted to shave them, lets just say it wasn't pretty. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIL: By shaving my balls drunk | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yg1cq/til_by_shaving_my_balls_drunk/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Caitlyn_ | null | None | null | null | null | 1345325540 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yg09e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yg09e | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yg09e/tifu_by_cutting_jalapenos/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 26 | null | null | Let me just say, before I start, that I'm not the best at writing.
So, I got home today from Oklahoma, and felt *very* hungry, so I decided to have some jalapenos and other spicy stuff to eat, I walk in the kitchen and start cutting, too tired to remember to put gloves on, so as I'm cutting the jalapenos for my fabulo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by cutting jalapenos | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yg09e/tifu_by_cutting_jalapenos/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345324634 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345355161 | null | False | null | yfzgc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yfzgc | null | 93 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yfzgc/tifu_by_farting_at_the_table_i_was_taking_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 998 | null | null | Waiter/bartender here. I passed serious gas that I couldn't hold anylonger at a table that took FOREVER to tell me what they wanted to eat. It made a slight noise and the father noticed, but said nothing. As the horribleness crept to the mothers nose she said something about it.... Not thinking at all i said "I think i... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by farting at the table I was taking an order from and blaming their baby. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yfzgc/tifu_by_farting_at_the_table_i_was_taking_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dirge702 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345324286 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yfz4u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yfz4u | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yfz4u/tifu_by_ordering_two_lcd_replacements_instead_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I work for a small business computer repair store. I had to order a LCD for a customer's computer. To make a long story short, I accidentally ordered 2 LCD screens instead of one and I can't cancel the order. How f'd up do you guys think I am?
Oh, and the lcd's are 100 bucks a pop. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by ordering two LCD replacements instead of one. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yfz4u/tifu_by_ordering_two_lcd_replacements_instead_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HastaLaMuerte | null | None | null | null | null | 1345313011 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345385918 | null | False | null | yfpog | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yfpog | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yfpog/tifu_by_thinking_i_was_a_smart_little_girl/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | I went to go grab the mail and the stairs have two steps that turn to the right. I thought I could skip one and be fine, like I always do. Nope, somehow mis-stepped, rolled my ankle, and heard it crack. I got up, making sure not to put weight on it, started whimpering because it hit me that I might not be able to walk ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by thinking I was a smart little girl running down the stairs. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yfpog/tifu_by_thinking_i_was_a_smart_little_girl/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Whatthebloodyhell | null | None | null | null | null | 1345311193 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yfo8w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yfo8w | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yfo8w/reddit_tifu_and_put_my_most_prized_possession_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Reddit, TIFU and put my most prized possession, a 20-year-old teddy bear, through the washing machine on a hot wash. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yfo8w/reddit_tifu_and_put_my_most_prized_possession_a/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Seekerofshadows | null | None | null | null | null | 1345305126 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yfjb6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yfjb6 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yfjb6/tifu_by_being_an_accidental_bear_grylls/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | When I went to take a shower I grabbed my soap and put it on my hair, I looked back at the bottle thinking it may have been the papaya one that I'm allergic to but before I could look it slipped out of my hands and onto the floor. I went to pick it up and started to piss all over the shower so I pissed in my face and a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu by being an accidental bear grylls | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yfjb6/tifu_by_being_an_accidental_bear_grylls/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Misterbert | null | None | null | null | null | 1345301587 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yfgq9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yfgq9 | null | 41 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yfgq9/tifu_by_trying_to_catch_boiling_water_with_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 157 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to catch boiling water with my bare hands at work when the pan slipped. It didn't work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yfgq9/tifu_by_trying_to_catch_boiling_water_with_my/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | redditorkane | null | None | null | null | null | 1345272895 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yf43g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yf43g | null | 45 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yf43g/tifu_with_my_bestfriends_sister/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 33 | null | null | Yes, probably not the best decision going out with my bestfriend's sister but he was fine with it and everything was going great. As always the relationship ran its course and he seemed alright with our break up but he is unaware that I slept with her. Today when I was with him he kept making jokes about my "virginity"... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU with my bestfriend's sister | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yf43g/tifu_with_my_bestfriends_sister/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345271898 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yf3iv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yf3iv | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yf3iv/tifu_by_filming_in_the_mode_forge_for_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | **Context:** A machinima is a cinema that uses video games as the film and the rest.
Now the video game I've used was Halo; there are 2 different modes called Forge which could edit the map, so what I have done was edit the map to place markers for my actors to move around and such. Now I've thought it wouldn't sh... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By filming in the mode Forge for my Machinima instead of Custom Games in Halo. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yf3iv/tifu_by_filming_in_the_mode_forge_for_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tech88d1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345268119 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yf15d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yf15d | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yf15d/tifu_getting_freindzoned/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | It hurts man It hurts. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu Getting Freindzoned | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yf15d/tifu_getting_freindzoned/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | demetersstar | null | None | null | null | null | 1345256291 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yerni | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yerni | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yerni/tifu_by_trying_to_feed_a_student_at_my_camp/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 42 | null | null | Today was the final day of a summer camp I was co-chairing and we held a pizza party for the afternoon meal. One of the kids asked for a 2nd slice, and without a second thought, I flopped a scalding slice of pizza onto what I thought was a plate, and turned out to be waiting hands. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to feed a student at my camp. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yerni/tifu_by_trying_to_feed_a_student_at_my_camp/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ArchonofFail | null | None | null | null | null | 1345254469 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yeq4j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yeq4j | null | 18 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/yeq4j/tifu_by_having_a_bad_shit_in_my_pants_in_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 53 | null | null | Warning, wall of text incoming.
Some context on me. I take the bus, which takes about an hour, to a place I volunteer at and just finished my last day. I hadn't been feeling good all day and felt like I was going to have to take a shit. I went over to the bathroom at my work place before I left and tried to get it out... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having a bad shit in my pants in the middle of the city. (mildly NSFW) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yeq4j/tifu_by_having_a_bad_shit_in_my_pants_in_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | higante | null | None | null | null | null | 1345411164 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yhm53 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yhm53 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yhm53/tifu_by_having_to_spend_1300_on_tickets_to_get/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So I work for an airline and we get to fly free. I went to Hawaii and on the trip back it was all booked up (We fly free via standby which means if there is a free spot we get it, otherwise we dont).
With that being said, the day came to go home, and since I needed to go home I had to purchase a ticket to go home. It ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having to spend 1300 on tickets to get home... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yhm53/tifu_by_having_to_spend_1300_on_tickets_to_get/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Imaster595 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345407491 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345479619 | null | False | null | yhim1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yhim1 | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yhim1/tifu_by_texting_my_dad_asking_if_he_had_weed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 43 | null | null | I was home alone in my house and my parents had gone out to the movies. My friends and i had planned to smoke sometime during the week, and none of us had any currently. My friend asked if I could get some, and i obliged him by texting who I thought was my friend. Immediately after i hit send i realized the name at the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by texting my dad asking if he had weed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yhim1/tifu_by_texting_my_dad_asking_if_he_had_weed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | shartthrowaway | null | None | null | null | null | 1345397023 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yh8u3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yh8u3 | null | 50 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yh8u3/tifu_by_shitting_all_over_my_pants_in_the_toilet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 152 | null | null | So a friend and I were hanging around in my house, and he gets a text from another friend who is at work, suggesting we come in and get some food. It's just a few minutes walk so we head down. He greets us and we take a seat at the bar, it's really quiet and we're more or less the only people there. We get wings and na... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by shitting all over my pants in the toilet of a restaurant where my friend works (Graphic enough, possibly NSFL). | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yh8u3/tifu_by_shitting_all_over_my_pants_in_the_toilet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345387442 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yh1s9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yh1s9 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yh1s9/tifu_a_decent_conversation_with_a_someone_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | I can't really reconnect under a new account without arousing suspicion, and it's not exactly a decision I can appeal (I tried and got shot down). I was drunk and angry for some other reason and apparently thought this was a good idea.
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU a decent conversation with a someone on OKCupid by messaging random people and telling them I wanted them to be cut in half by a Ford Ranger and brick wall, causing my account to be suspended | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yh1s9/tifu_a_decent_conversation_with_a_someone_on/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | liquid-cure | null | None | null | null | null | 1345376073 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ygwm8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ygwm8 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ygwm8/tifu_by_accidentally_drunk_dialling_a_woman_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | Her name was directly above the name of the girl I was trying to call. The call would have lasted about 3 seconds with heavy club music in the background and me saying 'fuck'.
I doubt she'll ever call me for babysitting again. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally drunk dialling a woman I babysit for | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ygwm8/tifu_by_accidentally_drunk_dialling_a_woman_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | immalittlepiggy | null | None | null | null | null | 1345349422 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ygjnq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ygjnq | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ygjnq/tifu_and_tried_to_kiss_my_best_friendcrushwho_has/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | And now I have no idea what to say to her. help? | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and tried to kiss my best friend/crush...who has a bf.
| null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ygjnq/tifu_and_tried_to_kiss_my_best_friendcrushwho_has/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345349116 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ygjfq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ygjfq | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ygjfq/tifu_by_leaving_my_friends_waiting_for_me_for_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Now they're all mad and i don't think our relation will ever be the same. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving my friends waiting for me for an hour
after the cinema while i was already gone. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ygjfq/tifu_by_leaving_my_friends_waiting_for_me_for_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Topsis | null | None | null | null | null | 1345342899 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ygefm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ygefm | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ygefm/tifu_by_blacking_out_at_a_concert_and_getting/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 31 | null | null | Yesterday, me and my friend snuck into a concert with a whole lot of alcohol, and I ended up getting a little bit too smashed. The combination of a half bottle of warm vodka and an empty stomach made me black out real hard. The first thing I remember is getting pinned to the concrete by a very large security guard. I ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by blacking out at a concert and getting arrested. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ygefm/tifu_by_blacking_out_at_a_concert_and_getting/ | null | null | null | null |
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The thread started 7 hours ago. When I arrived in it 5 hours ago it had like 9 replies. I started to make the argument that OP was faking it (and I continued to do so) and before I knew it the thread was massive.
I ended u... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to ruin a thread, and instead catapulting it to the front page | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yg8zj/tifu_by_trying_to_ruin_a_thread_and_instead/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345493769 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yjhce | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yjhce | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yjhce/tifu_by_not_knowing_how_to_change_a_tire/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Not today, but yesterday.
I was picking my gf from the airport. She was flying from Alaska, so she had quite a long day of travel- about 23 hours worth of flying/layover. We were on the interstate coming back home when my right-front tire blows out. I pull over to the shoulder, and start to panic. She asks me "aren't ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not knowing how to change a tire | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yjhce/tifu_by_not_knowing_how_to_change_a_tire/ | null | null | null | null |
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You guys rock!
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Please, don't upvote. Just wanted to spread my thanks. You all are awesome! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | This all thanks to you, r/TIFU! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yjgxi/this_all_thanks_to_you_rtifu/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345478437 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yj0jl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yj0jl | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yj0jl/tifu_by_playing_gangnam_style_in_the_pro_shop_as/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Working Monday mornings at a golf course is generally very slow. So I'm sitting at my computer just jamming out to Gangnam Style on pretty high volume when all of a sudden two Asian guys walk into the Pro Shop.
I didnt notice them until they were at the register... Psy was just doing his thing until I scrambled to ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by playing Gangnam Style in the Pro Shop as a few older Asian gentlemen walked in. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yj0jl/tifu_by_playing_gangnam_style_in_the_pro_shop_as/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Shizzzler | null | None | null | null | null | 1345478257 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yj0da | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yj0da | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yj0da/tifu_by_writing_an_assignment_on_the_wrong_topic/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | I'm an archaeology student, and we had to make a study on a certain context. Somehow I got into my head it was about site A, whereas in reality it was about site B. Never used ctrl+a and delete on purpose before! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by writing an assignment on the wrong topic | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yj0da/tifu_by_writing_an_assignment_on_the_wrong_topic/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | docular | null | None | null | null | null | 1345471961 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yiu73 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yiu73 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yiu73/tifu_by_trying_to_swallow_tablets_with_hot_tea/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | Not my brightest moment. So hot. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to swallow tablets with hot tea | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yiu73/tifu_by_trying_to_swallow_tablets_with_hot_tea/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | soldierkid76 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345458787 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yimp9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yimp9 | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yimp9/tifu_by_not_shaking_my_just_washed_clothes_out/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | So.. today I came in to work said hi to my colleagues. the aircon was a bit chilly so I took my just washed cardigan out and put it on. A pair of knickers fell out and I quickly hid them... phew! i went to the toilet came back and my boss tapped me on the back and pointed to the floor, whats that? is that yours? It was... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not shaking my just washed clothes out before wearing them to work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yimp9/tifu_by_not_shaking_my_just_washed_clothes_out/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jdmf87 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345456495 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yils0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yils0 | null | 61 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yils0/tifupdate_im_the_guy_who_told_his_boss_im_going/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 848 | null | null | [Original post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y7ilh/tifu_by_mentioning_i_wanted_to_go_back_to_school/).
TL;DR for that post/comments: I mentioned in passing I was looking at grad school options to move out of my current field and into accounting; Boss thought I was planning on going to school *this year* as in... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate: I'm the guy who told his boss I'm going back to school | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yils0/tifupdate_im_the_guy_who_told_his_boss_im_going/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Poetgonemad | null | None | null | null | null | 1345447238 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yiht4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yiht4 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yiht4/tifu_by_not_listening_to_my_voicemail_ever_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I just moved in with my gf a month ago and am looking for a new job. I applied all around did the whole waiting by the phone thing and nothing. So my mom calls me today saying to empty my voicemail bc she cant leave me any messages. So im sitting here listening to all of them and i hear the message asking me to schedul... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not listening to my voicemail ever and getting a call from a job i applied at. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yiht4/tifu_by_not_listening_to_my_voicemail_ever_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345445126 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yigkm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yigkm | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yigkm/tifu_by_sexting_an_old_friends_current_wife/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | To be fair he's kind of a douche.
I've known him for a long time, he's done shitty things to me and I've witnessed him do shitty things to others.
But, he's always been there, even after fucking me over, he's been the one friend after all these years that still calls to see how I'm doing.
Currently, he'd rather get ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sexting an old friends current wife | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yigkm/tifu_by_sexting_an_old_friends_current_wife/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JoJoJaMonkey | null | None | null | null | null | 1345436338 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yi9xd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yi9xd | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yi9xd/tifu_trying_to_send_one_of_my_closest_friend_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 46 | null | null | The picture I sent: http://i.imgur.com/t2EmQ.gif
Warning NSFW | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU trying to send one of my closest friend a funny picture I found on r/spacedicks but by mistake sending it instead to my girl friend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yi9xd/tifu_trying_to_send_one_of_my_closest_friend_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345430058 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yi3x9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yi3x9 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yi3x9/tigu_left_a_threatening_message_to_a_hot_girl_who/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | fuck. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null |
TIGU, left a threatening message to a hot girl who parked on my property. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yi3x9/tigu_left_a_threatening_message_to_a_hot_girl_who/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345582230 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ylloe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ylloe | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ylloe/tifu_with_a_friendship/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | At a party I completely dissed my friend by disrespecting her in front of all our friends, and now she won't speak to me. I can't focus on any of my college courses in the middle of midterms. What should I do? | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU With A Friendship | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ylloe/tifu_with_a_friendship/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | refewz | null | None | null | null | null | 1345578314 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345703545 | null | False | null | ylhg2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ylhg2 | null | 37 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ylhg2/tifu_and_now_i_can_barely_hear_out_of_my_right_ear/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | I'm 18 and had never used a q-tip before yesterday, when my sister offered me a big box of the cursed things. I had heard that it was not recommended to stick anything smaller than your elbow into your ear, but I decided that I could try using one q-tip to clear out some of my earwax. Anyway, I wiggled the q-tip around... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and now I can barely hear out of my right ear | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ylhg2/tifu_and_now_i_can_barely_hear_out_of_my_right_ear/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | moichum | null | None | null | null | null | 1345577103 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ylg52 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ylg52 | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ylg52/tifu_at_work_by_asking_a_man_if_he_wanted_to_buy/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 116 | null | null | I was working behind the counter at work and a customer came up to the till in his wheel chair. I could only see him from about the neck up because he was so far down. It's part of my job to ask if the customer is "interested in getting some socks for half price". So I asked him if he wanted any socks, and he looked do... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at work by asking a man if he wanted to buy socks -- not noticing that he had no legs. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ylg52/tifu_at_work_by_asking_a_man_if_he_wanted_to_buy/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | breadfaction | null | None | null | null | null | 1345560061 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345561633 | null | False | null | yky9w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yky9w | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yky9w/tifu_planned_to_go_back_to_school_in_the_fall/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Here's my story.
After finishing my undergrad two years ago, I went straight into the corporate world. Hated every minute of it. While some people have got all of this willpower to see things through because of the allure of the paycheque at the end of the month, I just couldn't.
So, I fucked off, and started a b... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Planned to go back to school in the fall, denied for student aid because I fucked up with my last student loan. Everyone I know thinks I'm leaving, and now I probably can't. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yky9w/tifu_planned_to_go_back_to_school_in_the_fall/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | hot_farts | null | None | null | null | null | 1345558794 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ykx3a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ykx3a | null | 161 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/ykx3a/tifu_by_letting_a_girl_enter_her_number_into_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 680 | null | null | Happened today at 1:30 am when I was leaving a bar. Recently I have been getting bored of all the same cliche porn and decided to ramp it up by checking out the unspoken of (preggo porn, midget porn, beastiality... You name it) I have become so infatuated by this crazy porn that if you press the magnifying glass button... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting a girl enter her number into my phone, but forgot to delete my sick porn history. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ykx3a/tifu_by_letting_a_girl_enter_her_number_into_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345546741 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ykpkt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ykpkt | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ykpkt/tifu_by_knocking_a_book_off_my_desk_it_fell/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by knocking a book off my desk, it fell behind the desk and I hit my head trying to retrieve it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ykpkt/tifu_by_knocking_a_book_off_my_desk_it_fell/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345522939 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ykbx2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ykbx2 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ykbx2/tifu_by_entering_a_questionable_description_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Well, first off, let me say that this isn't so much of a fuck up, cause it's really not THAT bad but I didn't know what other subreddit to put it in. I think it's pretty funny, I hope you all do, too.
On with the story...
I work at Wal-Mart because I'm still in High School and it's conveniently located. I'm a cashier ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by entering a questionable description for an item at a Wal-Mart check out. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ykbx2/tifu_by_entering_a_questionable_description_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | brokenfaucet | null | None | null | null | null | 1345521843 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ykavs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ykavs | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ykavs/tifu_by_extensively_planning_a_group_trip_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | I had planned this trip with a group of 5 others over the course of four months. I wrote a proposal and squeezed grant money out of my school, got all sorts of paperwork together, got an international student ID card, researched every bar, restaurant, and work of architecture worth visiting. Never bothered to check the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by extensively planning a group trip to Ireland only to realize the day of the flight that my passport expired. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ykavs/tifu_by_extensively_planning_a_group_trip_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345516645 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yk5n5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yk5n5 | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yk5n5/tifu_by_whipping_shit_on_my_face/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | I am sick with strep throat at the moment and I have to take pills that upset my stomach and make me need to go. I was in school when I had started having horrible stomach pains, I usually dont use public restrooms but this was an exception since i couldnt it in. So I went to the toilet and started doing my bussiness. ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by whipping shit on my face | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yk5n5/tifu_by_whipping_shit_on_my_face/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | marisunday | null | None | null | null | null | 1345516036 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yk4zy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yk4zy | null | 72 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yk4zy/tifu_by_sending_2_girls_1_cup_to_a_church_that_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 363 | null | null | I was applying for local jobs on Craig's List, whilst arguing with a friend about whether less sleep, or more sleep is better, so as it was I was only half paying attention.
When I apply for jobs, I open the Craig's List ad, read about it, and then I have several pre-made drafts saved in my gmail account, and I go to ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sending 2 girls 1 cup to a church that I was trying to apply for a job at. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yk4zy/tifu_by_sending_2_girls_1_cup_to_a_church_that_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | warpaint | null | None | null | null | null | 1345514020 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345552662 | null | False | null | yk2u8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yk2u8 | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yk2u8/tifu_by_masturbating_to_pics_of_my_friends_mom/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 91 | null | null | EDIT:
So I am sleeping over at my friend's house. I am on the futon. My friend is asleep. I couldn't go back to sleep so I walk around the house and go to the kitchen to get something to drink. I turn on one of the small lamps in the parlor and enjoy my cold glass of milk and look at the framed pictures on the desk t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by masturbating to pics of my friend's mom and having that friend walk in on me | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yk2u8/tifu_by_masturbating_to_pics_of_my_friends_mom/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345674299 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ynux0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ynux0 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ynux0/tifu_by_falling_down_the_stairs_with_my_shirt/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I was almost late for work because a cat fell asleep on my phone, and muffled the alarm. I ran out the door pulling my shirt over my head, tripped, and fell down the stairs like a fucking ping pong ball. Slammed face first into the glass door, and I think my nose is broken.
But wait, there's more! I forgot that today ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by falling down the stairs with my shirt over my face, flashing boobs at my creepy neighbors. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ynux0/tifu_by_falling_down_the_stairs_with_my_shirt/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Jay21310 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345667120 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345739051 | null | False | null | ynn1l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ynn1l | null | 142 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ynn1l/tifu_by_telling_my_friend_on_the_phone_that_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 452 | null | null | I meant it in a positive way saying that she was cute and I was so glad she wasn't a "10" because if she were she would be high maintenance and stuck up. I'm not attracted to those types of girls.
She straight up asked me if I really thought she was a 6 or a 7 and I was trapped. Either I say "no honey, I think you're ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my friend on the phone that my wife wasn't a 10. She is a 6 or a 7 but she has a great personality... and she heard me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ynn1l/tifu_by_telling_my_friend_on_the_phone_that_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | stolensextoys | null | None | null | null | null | 1345664414 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ynk2r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ynk2r | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ynk2r/tifu_by_leaving_my_personal_effects_in_a_communal/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 27 | null | null | So I'm currently working away from home, and am being put up on the site where I'm working. It's not too far away so I moved in most of my stuff, desktop rig, George foreman grill, even managed to get my own office chair in here.
Now I've been on reddit long enough to know that most of you are like me, and that is to ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - by leaving my "personal effects" in a communal area and having them stolen. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ynk2r/tifu_by_leaving_my_personal_effects_in_a_communal/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345655491 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345662535 | null | False | null | yn9xw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yn9xw | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yn9xw/tifu_by_not_saying_hi_to_a_girl_i_met_on_vacation/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | It was a 4 day tour to Chicago, August 18-21, around the end of
the first day, I saw this girl in the elevator. I'm not sure what it
was about her, but when I saw her, I instantly liked her. This
never happened before, sure I thought some girls were pretty, but
they never made me feel this way. Along the tour, ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not saying hi to a girl I met on vacation | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yn9xw/tifu_by_not_saying_hi_to_a_girl_i_met_on_vacation/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Junda | null | None | null | null | null | 1345645452 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ymzpg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ymzpg | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ymzpg/tifu_when_the_people_i_was_house_sitting_for_came/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | My friends asked me to stay at their house when they were gone and watch the dogs/fish. Well I, like any stable minded person would do, took full advantage of having a house to myself. This basically included: being naked 90% of the time, taking baths in huge bathtub, sleeping in master bedroom and of course not cleani... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU When the people I was house sitting for came home a day early to find me naked in the master bed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ymzpg/tifu_when_the_people_i_was_house_sitting_for_came/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | daveyb86 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345642764 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ymxea | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ymxea | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ymxea/tifu_by_marking_an_it_sales_account_as_lost_due/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 183 | null | null | Myself and a co-worker are going through the sales system (called CRM here). I was closing a bunch of contracts all for the same reason so was just pasting "Lost sale - company no longer exists" over and over again, then hitting save.
We're sending instant messages back and forth and I ask if closing these contracts i... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by marking an IT sales account as "lost - due to colonic irrigation" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ymxea/tifu_by_marking_an_it_sales_account_as_lost_due/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | japrufrocknroll | null | None | null | null | null | 1345635235 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ymsh4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ymsh4 | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ymsh4/tifu_and_gave_my_hair_a_bad_dye_job_and_now_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 69 | null | null | Time to wear all of the hats. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and gave my hair a bad dye job and now I look like the Aurora shooter | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ymsh4/tifu_and_gave_my_hair_a_bad_dye_job_and_now_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Rabbit7769 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345617392 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ymjoa | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ymjoa | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ymjoa/tifu_by_chasing_down_my_ladys_username_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by chasing down my lady's username and finding out she was liying to me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ymjoa/tifu_by_chasing_down_my_ladys_username_and/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Delta104x | null | None | null | null | null | 1345616424 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ymj2s | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ymj2s | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ymj2s/tifu_by_eating_heavenly_mac_and_cheese_and_then/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So I was at a family reunion, and I begun to feel sick. I shrugged it off, and then finally went to go to the bathroom, only to spend the next 25-30 minutes spewing out hate from my bottom. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by eating heavenly Mac And Cheese and then got molested by the diarrhea demon. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ymj2s/tifu_by_eating_heavenly_mac_and_cheese_and_then/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345608226 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ymcd8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ymcd8 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ymcd8/tifu_by_throwing_up_on_my_dates_face/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Back Story: I'm dealing with a weird inner ear infection that causes spontaneous vertigo.
So, I met this guy. He is very handsome. We went out for dinner and hit it off great. He invited me back to his house to watch a movie.
His house is very nice, it's decorated very nicely...in a rustic, manly way. It kind of remi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by throwing up on my date's face. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ymcd8/tifu_by_throwing_up_on_my_dates_face/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Siaress | null | None | null | null | null | 1345595714 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ylzjq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ylzjq | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ylzjq/tifu_by_breaking_a_replica_terra_cota_army_statue/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 61 | null | null | I'm a contractor, and today we had a job at Steven Seagal's house in Arizona. I've worked on plenty of properties belonging to the rich and/or famous, so it wasn't a huge deal to me that we were there. He has a beautiful home, very dojo-esque with a lot of Oriental decor, including several replicas of the terra cotta a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by breaking a replica Terra Cota army statue at Steven Seagal's house, and not telling him about it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ylzjq/tifu_by_breaking_a_replica_terra_cota_army_statue/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345763101 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yq0ty | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yq0ty | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yq0ty/tifu_my_knee_by_bicycling_into_a_water_fountain/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | Last night I was bicycling home through a park in the dark.
The idiotic mistake I made was trusting I knew where I was going enough to play with my phone while bicycling. Seemingly out of nowhere I crashed into a pole (drinking water fountain), catching the impact with my knee. This was pain. After rolling around on t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my knee by bicycling into a water fountain | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yq0ty/tifu_my_knee_by_bicycling_into_a_water_fountain/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | canipaybycheck | null | None | null | null | null | 1345762225 | null | moderator | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ypzxq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ypzxq | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ypzxq/tifu_modpost_30000/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | Congratulations, /r/tifu! We've reached 30,000 users!
I'll take this opportunity to extend a hand from your friendly mod team. We want to hear your thoughts about this subreddit, and especially any ideas you have on how to improve it. We'll have an FAQ loaded up when the admins roll out the new wiki system.
Do you ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | [TIFU Modpost] 30,000! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ypzxq/tifu_modpost_30000/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ortega792 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345760853 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345779196 | null | False | null | ypyfv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ypyfv | null | 43 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ypyfv/tifu_because_i_sold_my_iphone_and_all_the_money_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | Edit: If you want to know I sold the phone for $245. And I don't have any actual information on the guy because I found out shortly after he was texting me from an ipod.
Edit 2: The bank (Chase) took the money and I no longer have any of it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU because I sold my iphone and all the money I received was counterfeit. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ypyfv/tifu_because_i_sold_my_iphone_and_all_the_money_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345757646 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ypuxh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ypuxh | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ypuxh/tifu_by_leaving_a_pc_running_intense_games/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | Me, being a total dumbass, decided to let
Just Cause download overnight as the Internet is fairly slow at the moment. I did not realise that I had left my PC 4 dead (pardon the pun) after leaving Left 4 Dead 2 on a server overnight. I came downstairs to a faint burning smell and immediately looked in the cupboard wher... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - by leaving a PC running intense games overnight, completely frying the motherboard. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ypuxh/tifu_by_leaving_a_pc_running_intense_games/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ididntwantto | null | None | null | null | null | 1345742880 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ypeha | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ypeha | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ypeha/tifu/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 37 | null | null | Well last night I fucked up. I was talking to a girl on-line turns out shes a cutter like i used to be and all i wanted to do was help her. I talked to her for a while told her shes special, I skyped her for pics of her scars. Everything was fine until she tells me she is mentally handicapped and lives with her parents... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ypeha/tifu/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ChaosTheosis | null | None | null | null | null | 1345740110 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ypbf8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ypbf8 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ypbf8/tifupdate_im_the_dude_who_was_a_total_douche_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | Original thread:
[TIFU by ruining a possibility to get laid. Would be nice if you guys could give me a hand, I really need it](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xz3xw/tifu_by_ruining_a_possibility_to_get_laid_would/)
So what happened:
She went back to Sweden, I didn't even know untill her friend told me that she... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate I'm the dude who was a total douche
and "missed opportunity to get laid" Original thread
in here> | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ypbf8/tifupdate_im_the_dude_who_was_a_total_douche_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Morpheus_Oneiros | null | None | null | null | null | 1345736943 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yp80m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yp80m | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yp80m/tifu_by_shifting_gears_with_my_coffee_thermos/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 238 | null | null | It looks like Starbucks explosively orgasmed in my truck... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by shifting gears with my coffee thermos instead of the gear-stick. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yp80m/tifu_by_shifting_gears_with_my_coffee_thermos/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | vocalon | null | None | null | null | null | 1345698009 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yoir5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yoir5 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yoir5/tifu_faceplanting_against_a_wooden_box_disguised/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | "Come on, it'll be fun." They said.
"It's so comfy", they said.
I was out earlier today with a few friends of mine and we went into this mattress place because fuck, why not?
My friends all got on various mattresses and I saw one that looked nice and I hopped onto it facefirst like an idiot. I bounced back immediate... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Faceplanting against a wooden box disguised as a mattress. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yoir5/tifu_faceplanting_against_a_wooden_box_disguised/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345690631 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yobps | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yobps | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yobps/tifu_by_setting_up_an_inventory_search_on_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | I'm in sales. I had a customer email me looking for a fairly specific item that we didn't have in stock. We corresponded via email so that I could figure out what he was looking for. And he wasn't looking to purchase for a few months. I've found in the past that setting up an inventory alert on our company website is a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by setting up an inventory search on my companys website for a customer. Now he's threatening to sue. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yobps/tifu_by_setting_up_an_inventory_search_on_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kittyginochko | null | None | null | null | null | 1345684858 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yo5re | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yo5re | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yo5re/tifu_by_making_a_gay_joke_in_a_gay_bar/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not homophobic at all.
So, my friend and I were in the city and wandering around when we decided to stop for a beer at this established gay bar. It was the first one I've ever been in, and needless to say, I was the only female in this full bar (early evening). Anyway, as my comrade and I... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making a gay joke in a gay bar. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yo5re/tifu_by_making_a_gay_joke_in_a_gay_bar/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345846106 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yrztn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yrztn | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yrztn/tifu_by_talking_directly_to_my_friends_instead_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I don't understand why it's so shocking that people talk about other people. I assume my friends talk about me, so when someone says something that someone else said, I will talk to the person directly. And I won't lie about how/why the subject was brought up. I am trying to be upfront and honest, but the whole thing b... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by talking directly to my friends instead of behind their backs | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yrztn/tifu_by_talking_directly_to_my_friends_instead_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345840701 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yruai | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yruai | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yruai/tifu_i_shared_a_negative_opinion_on_the_internet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Seriously, I just said I in a sort of mocking way that I was not impressed with frogman's funny posts and then spent two hours defending my right to an opinion. That's why people don't like to spend time on Reddit. Someone even took the time to go to my profile and downvote everything I have ever posted.
TL;DR - just ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I shared a negative opinion on the internet and had to watch the anti-negative reddit police escort my comment karma away | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yruai/tifu_i_shared_a_negative_opinion_on_the_internet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tifuohno | null | None | null | null | null | 1345829534 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yridm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yridm | null | 213 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yridm/tifu_by_falling_asleep_while_watching_porn/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1999 | null | null | This happened 2 days ago, but I digress. And throwaway because the involved person in this story is a redditor and I would like them to never think or read about this scenario ever again.
2 nights ago I get home from work and ask my roommate if she wants to go for a drive to pick up some groceries. I'm pretty tired s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by falling asleep while watching porn. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yridm/tifu_by_falling_asleep_while_watching_porn/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jaaaaaaack | null | None | null | null | null | 1345820751 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yr8vr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yr8vr | null | 143 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yr8vr/tifu_by_accidentally_punching_a_baby_in_the_face/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 827 | null | null | Just another beautiful morning, so I thought at first. Then, some relatives dropped over for a visit.
Me, being the most unsocial person in the family, decides to sleep in a little more, since I have no idea who these relatives are, and I don't really want to say hello to them.
So there I am, sleeping on a thin matt... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally punching a baby in the face. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yr8vr/tifu_by_accidentally_punching_a_baby_in_the_face/ | null | null | null | null |
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