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null | null | scumbaggf | null | None | null | null | null | 1345817784 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yr60s | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yr60s | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yr60s/tifu_by_pouring_mango_juice_over_someones_death/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So, me and my partner are off to the Paralympics next Friday afternoon to see the Goalball. I had a look on the website over lunch and saw they had tickets for the athletics at 10am. I added two to my basket and got a little over excited when the 'reserving' screen came up, so much so that I had a little spaz out and ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pouring mango juice over someone's death certificate... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yr60s/tifu_by_pouring_mango_juice_over_someones_death/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PeterLouis | null | None | null | null | null | 1345816050 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yr4e6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yr4e6 | null | 32 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yr4e6/tifu_by_taking_someones_advice/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 27 | null | null | This is my first post here on Reddit. My friend Chris said that I fucked up bad when I told him what I did. So Reddit, here's how I fucked up.
Yesterday, I went with my girlfriend to go to a club. (Note: She's a Christian so she doesn't want to have sex until after marriage.) When we got there, I told her that she co... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by taking someone's "advice". | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yr4e6/tifu_by_taking_someones_advice/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throwawaycousin5 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345808305 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yqz6o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yqz6o | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yqz6o/had_sex_with_my_cousin/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 27 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Had sex with my cousin | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yqz6o/had_sex_with_my_cousin/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Shane75776 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345779351 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yqhcg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yqhcg | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yqhcg/left_my_credit_card_info_on_my_brothers_xbox_he/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Left my credit card info on my brothers xbox, he sold it to gamestop, someone bought it and decided to buy themselves membership on my behalf. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yqhcg/left_my_credit_card_info_on_my_brothers_xbox_he/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345778844 | null | None | self.tifu | 1345793533 | null | False | null | yqgrt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yqgrt | null | 90 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/yqgrt/tifu_by_controlling_the_kinect_with_my_dick_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 291 | null | null | I was siting there thanking. "What if i can control my Kinect with my dick?" my mom was not home at the time so i got up from my chair and took off my pants and putted my arms behind my back (so the kinect cant pick it up) and it worked. I got it to move the screen left to right. And then i did not hear my mom getting ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by controlling the kinect with my dick and my mom walked in... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yqgrt/tifu_by_controlling_the_kinect_with_my_dick_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | OrangeMonkeyee | null | None | null | null | null | 1345774773 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yqclm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yqclm | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yqclm/tifu_by_overheating_and_sitting_on_my_toilet_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I overheated myself today by working outside, and inhaled dinner fast, then worked more and had a slurpee. overheated, came home, and threw up in my sink while sitting on my toilet (it's that close). Had to plunger that shit down and had puke water slosh out. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by overheating and sitting on my toilet I barfed in my sink | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yqclm/tifu_by_overheating_and_sitting_on_my_toilet_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HawkScout | null | None | null | null | null | 1345937511 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ytu59 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ytu59 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ytu59/tifu_by_opening_the_front_door_and_getting_talked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | I don't normally open the front door for various reasons when I'm not expecting anyone. But I woke up from a nap very disoriented to a knock on my door. He said free Newspaper delivered, and I like reading newspapers so I agreed. Now I'm worried that I have caused a security problem for my apartment, worse because my o... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by opening the front door and getting talked into a sketchy deal by a sketchy guy. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ytu59/tifu_by_opening_the_front_door_and_getting_talked/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Melongirl76 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345935667 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ytsjn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ytsjn | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ytsjn/tifu_by_letting_my_best_friend_see_my_reddit_post/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 55 | null | null | So I unfortunately fucked up by letting my friend see a post of mine that got to the front page. While, unbeknownst to me, she looks at my username, remembers it and then looks it up on her own phone to snoop on my posts/comments. Anyways I've posted some to reddit, some embarrassing things that I've never wanted anyon... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIfu by letting my best friend see my reddit post. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ytsjn/tifu_by_letting_my_best_friend_see_my_reddit_post/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tarkoon | null | None | null | null | null | 1345933808 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ytqwj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ytqwj | null | 45 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ytqwj/tifu_by_riding_my_bike_into_a_parked_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | I should probably stop riding. This is the second time it's happened. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by riding my bike into a parked car | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ytqwj/tifu_by_riding_my_bike_into_a_parked_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | OneagainstOne | null | None | null | null | null | 1345924081 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ythht | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ythht | null | 58 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ythht/tifu_by_pissing_on_my_girlfriends_laptop_while/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 219 | null | null | Whenever I get absolutely shitfaced I tend to sleep walk. Last night while sleepwalking drunk I managed to enter my girlfriend's study, get on her work chair and piss all over her laptop. Needles to say she is **PISSED.** | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pissing on my girlfriend's laptop while drunk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ythht/tifu_by_pissing_on_my_girlfriends_laptop_while/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Tgbtgbt | null | None | null | null | null | 1345922560 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ytfz5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ytfz5 | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ytfz5/tifu_by_fapping_in_front_of_a_window/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 41 | null | null | Ok so it all started in my house. I was Browsing Reddit, when my horny ass mind decided it was a perfect time to fap. so i turned to /r/gonewild
and started faping. when i finished, i looked out side my window (my desk is right next to the window) and i saw KIDS PLAYING OUT SIDE (This is how i die)! I then realized tha... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By Fapping In Front Of a Window | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ytfz5/tifu_by_fapping_in_front_of_a_window/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | easybreezedaze | null | None | null | null | null | 1345915206 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yt9e1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yt9e1 | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yt9e1/tifutoday_i_fucked_up_and_ended_my_friends_with/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I am married and had a friend with benifits,it was the best time i ever had.I never had a man go dwn their until i met him.I dont want it to be over but i am having feelings for him | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU,Today i fucked up and ended my friends
with benifits | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yt9e1/tifutoday_i_fucked_up_and_ended_my_friends_with/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | illdrawyourface | null | None | null | null | null | 1345912483 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yt739 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yt739 | null | 48 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yt739/tifu_by_forgetting_the_name_of_the_woman_that_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 98 | null | null | She called and we set up the location and date to meet. I wrote down all the other information but not her name? Wtf brain seriously.
This is a really great opportunity with Young Rembrandts. I would be a teaching after school drawing classes to elementary school kids. We're meeting so she can see my art portfolio an... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting the name of the woman that I am meeting for an interview this Tuesday. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yt739/tifu_by_forgetting_the_name_of_the_woman_that_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | evilgoat420 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345873240 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ysnht | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ysnht | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ysnht/tifu_by_ripping_my_jeans_belt_loop_to_asshole_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | So, I work in the elections department for the county I live in and we have a booth at the fair every year. It's pretty relaxed attire and I'm wearing a polo with an older pair of jeans. These jeans also fit at my hips more than my waist due to some minor weight loss. I wear a belt and try to keep them pulled up but th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by ripping my jeans, belt loop to asshole, at my county fair....while working. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ysnht/tifu_by_ripping_my_jeans_belt_loop_to_asshole_at/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tlf9888 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345869798 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ysl38 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ysl38 | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ysl38/tifu_by_accidentally_kicking_my_husband_in_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | We were sitting in bed watching tv and he decided to start a tickle fight. We were tickling back and forth and he got my foot, my feet are very ticklish and while he was tickling my left foot I was trying to get loose and accidentally kick him in the face right above his eye. Now I feel bad. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally kicking my husband in the face. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ysl38/tifu_by_accidentally_kicking_my_husband_in_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | IamPegasus | null | None | null | null | null | 1345860733 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ysdc4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ysdc4 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ysdc4/tifu_by_thinking_the_lid_was_on_my_smoothie_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | I was sitting at my computer drinking an odwalla smoothie and I set it next to me. Thinking the cap was screwed on I go to take a drink but I just had to shake it first. Smoothie went everywhere :( I got it all over my new dress and on my keyboard
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by thinking the lid was on my smoothie and shaking it | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ysdc4/tifu_by_thinking_the_lid_was_on_my_smoothie_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345858209 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ysb33 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ysb33 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ysb33/tifu_by_losing_my_wallet_for_the_umpteenth_time/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | I don't know what it is, but I am always losing things. Maybe it would be easier if I actually had a base of operations (i.e. car) instead of having to lug everything I need for the day in a bag with me on fuckin public transit. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by losing my wallet for the umpteenth time, after leaving my phone on the taxi yesterday. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ysb33/tifu_by_losing_my_wallet_for_the_umpteenth_time/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | OrangeAndaHalf | null | None | null | null | null | 1345853184 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ys6mm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ys6mm | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ys6mm/tifu_by_having_a_hickey_in_front_of_my_old_teacher/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Alright, so I'm in a marching band and right after one of our shows I get off the field and see my old band teacher from a few years ago, back in high school. I talk to her a little bit, and I kind of notice she was looking at me funny. Then I get into a car with one of my friends and the first thing he says is "Dude, ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having a hickey in front of my old teacher | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ys6mm/tifu_by_having_a_hickey_in_front_of_my_old_teacher/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TomSpookShand | null | None | null | null | null | 1346017947 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yvd61 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yvd61 | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yvd61/tifu_got_beat_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Not much to tell, got punched in the balls by friend so later that day I went full on Mike Tyson uppercut mode on his balls. He didn't see the funny side in this and he was angry so he hooked me in the side of my chest and head butted me in the nose. In my confusion I asked him if he was okay haha. By the way me and hi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - got beat up | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yvd61/tifu_got_beat_up/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | xombie43 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346010226 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yv5ry | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yv5ry | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yv5ry/tifu_i_lost_100/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | I went out drinking last night, and on my way grabbed an envelope I had containing $100 for gas money from my grandma. I then proceeded to lose said envelope. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I lost $100 | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yv5ry/tifu_i_lost_100/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346006102 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yv1z5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yv1z5 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yv1z5/tifu_by_breaking_my_best_friends_favorite_pint/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | Happened last night. He returns today. It's a really nice glass and part of a set his parent's got for him and everything. They're his absolute favorite.
I was reaching for some of his pepper (without asking) when I knocked one of them over and it shattered into a million pieces.
He doesn't know about it yet. I'm goi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by breaking my best friend's favorite pint glass while he was on vacation | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yv1z5/tifu_by_breaking_my_best_friends_favorite_pint/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | DrugDealerFriend | null | None | null | null | null | 1346000304 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yuwpz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yuwpz | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yuwpz/tifu_by_breaking_something_at_work_and_lying/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I started working at a small guitar shop about a week ago (my job really just requires me to clean stuff). I was dusting off this plastic piece on my bosses desk and squeezed the sides to hard and it snapped. I've never panicked so hard in my life. I already feel out of place working there, and I thought if my boss fou... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by breaking something at work and lying about it | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yuwpz/tifu_by_breaking_something_at_work_and_lying/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346000163 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346000561 | null | False | null | yuwla | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yuwla | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yuwla/tifu_by_driving_a_lamborghini/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by driving a Lamborghini... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yuwla/tifu_by_driving_a_lamborghini/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | coolestguy1234 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345989917 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yupbe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yupbe | null | 117 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yupbe/tifu_by_using_super_glue_in_attempt_to_pull_out_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 263 | null | null | This actually happened about 2 weeks ago, but the story finally came to an end yesterday. I was staying at my friends house for a month and I plugged in a set of her speakers and the tip got stuck in my headphone jack. The only way I could find a way to extract the piece of using super glue on a tip of a toothpick. ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by using super glue in attempt to pull out a broken headphone tip from my macbook headphone jack and continued fucking up by totally breaking my macbook and ruining the warranty. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yupbe/tifu_by_using_super_glue_in_attempt_to_pull_out_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Osiris32 | null | None | null | null | null | 1345985025 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yumvi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yumvi | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yumvi/tifu_by_writing_a_story/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | Well, today wasn't when I fucked up, but a few days ago. I wrote a story, based on some truths, about unrequited love. Not even a story, more like a long-ish paragraph. I based it on some experiences I had with a friend, whom I had a long-standing crush on, and whom a few things had happened with. I wrote it to get... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by writing a story | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yumvi/tifu_by_writing_a_story/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1345967532 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yugr8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yugr8 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yugr8/tifu_by_bringing_my_laptop_with_me_to_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | ...I put off posting it until I left the bathroom because I forgot about the smartphone while wiping, and I wanted to use my laptop - which I again forgot was in the bathroom with me. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by bringing my laptop with me to the bathroom to browse reddit, forgetting about it, using my smartphone to browse reddit, then deciding to post the story on TIFU, and then... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yugr8/tifu_by_bringing_my_laptop_with_me_to_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | AnnieOakley | null | None | null | null | null | 1345965841 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yug14 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yug14 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yug14/tifu_when_i_decided_i_was_too_old_for_a_back/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Well the title pretty much sums it up... icing my ankle now, watching it turn color and feeling REALLY old. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I decided I was too old for a back woods drunks fest and then seriously sprained my ankle walking back to the to the car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yug14/tifu_when_i_decided_i_was_too_old_for_a_back/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | winterandautumn | null | None | null | null | null | 1345943333 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ytz6i | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ytz6i | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ytz6i/tifu_by_mixing_up_journey_times_and_missing_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I'm meeting friends in another city 8 hours away and had a ticket for a sleeper bus (with beds!), but mixed up the return time with the outgoing. I'm going tomorrow morning now so I have to sit on a hard seat for 8 hours and miss most of the day while feeling like a colossal idiot.
Also the tickets were a birthday pre... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by mixing up journey times and missing my overnight bus. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ytz6i/tifu_by_mixing_up_journey_times_and_missing_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346111118 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346175406 | null | False | null | yxjq6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yxjq6 | null | 50 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yxjq6/tifu_by_having_explosive_diarrhoea_in_a_public/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 233 | null | null | So it's bank holiday Monday, why not take the tent down to the campsite and stay for a night, after all I start work at 12 tomorrow! At the time this was a great idea, until I fucked up...
So in campsites there are public toilets and showers. No on a bank holiday Monday a lot of people will be camping, and use said pu... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By having explosive diarrhoea... In a public shower | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yxjq6/tifu_by_having_explosive_diarrhoea_in_a_public/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346105950 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346108304 | null | False | null | yxe8t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yxe8t | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yxe8t/tifu_well_actually_tequilla_did/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Well basically for the last month I've been on a trip/vacation thing, visiting family in South Africa. I was born here, but i live in Vancouver, Canada. Anyways so i've liked this girl for a while, i chat her up every night, shes fucking awesome. we hung out a couple times before i left, but didnt get much time to hang... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Well Actually Tequilla Did | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yxe8t/tifu_well_actually_tequilla_did/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dorilysaldaran | null | None | null | null | null | 1346099865 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yx7ke | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yx7ke | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yx7ke/tifu_by_brewing_my_espresso_coffee_with_water_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 23 | null | null | Yesterday I decided to clean my espresso machine, so after using the specific powder I did a second run with water and vinegar. This morning I totally forgot the tank could still contain some vinegar, and I proceeded to brew my coffee.
This is how the [coffee looked] (http://i.imgur.com/p9T1w.jpg), but the way the mil... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by brewing my espresso coffee with water and vinegar. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yx7ke/tifu_by_brewing_my_espresso_coffee_with_water_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SPAZZEH | null | None | null | null | null | 1346092914 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ywzw4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ywzw4 | null | 154 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/ywzw4/tifu_by_forgetting_to_delete_my_sexual_pics_on_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 223 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting to delete my sexual pics on my phone and opening my picture media during class | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ywzw4/tifu_by_forgetting_to_delete_my_sexual_pics_on_my/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | monicacpht3641 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346091885 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ywyr0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ywyr0 | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ywyr0/tifu_by_losing_my_wedding_ring/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 88 | null | null | Actually, it was yesterday. I went to work as usual, and on my drive home I noticed I was missing the engagement ring part of my wedding set. It must have slipped off of my finger at some point during the day. I've been searching high and low for it, and can't find it anywhere. Hubby isn't as mad as I thought he'd be, ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by losing my wedding ring. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ywyr0/tifu_by_losing_my_wedding_ring/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Thrashlee | null | None | null | null | null | 1346089232 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ywvwm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ywvwm | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ywvwm/tifu_my_partner_cheated_by_sexually_assaulting_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Ok, I've been with my partner for a year and a half, we've had our ups and downs but now I am pregnant we decided to really work on making a go of our relationship. I have been living with him and his christian as fuk parent's, and yesterday morning I awoke to the front door. He asked me to go get it because he was pla... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- My partner cheated by sexually assaulting a girl a few months ago and has just been served. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ywvwm/tifu_my_partner_cheated_by_sexually_assaulting_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | steenie | null | None | null | null | null | 1346081399 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ywnu8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ywnu8 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ywnu8/tifu_by_not_editing_my_reddit_habits_in_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | horses' vaginas never look as terrifying as they do in broad daylight. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not editing my reddit habits in the school computer lab. hello /r/spacedicks! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ywnu8/tifu_by_not_editing_my_reddit_habits_in_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346065537 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ywcr1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ywcr1 | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ywcr1/tifu_at_first_by_putting_a_bird_out_of_its_misery/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | Sunday morning, let the cat out and into the garden like a normally do, I start watching Batman TAS. Not 5 mins later, the cat comes running back into the house, and drops a fucking life bird at my feet.
I believed it was a house martin, really small birds, and quick. Me and the cat started to chase it around the ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at first by putting a bird out of it's misery. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ywcr1/tifu_at_first_by_putting_a_bird_out_of_its_misery/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346051238 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yw6rr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yw6rr | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yw6rr/tifu_by_telling_a_female_friend_that_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | We all know how the more attractive the girl is, the stupider we (guys) sound.
I don't remember what lead up to this part of the conversation, but I told her that I have low self esteem issues and I think that I'm not good looking.
Consider all chances of me getting with her=gone because of that comment.
That's h... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling a female friend that I essentially have social anxiety and low self esteem | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yw6rr/tifu_by_telling_a_female_friend_that_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346046532 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346095172 | null | False | null | yw3w2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yw3w2 | null | 155 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/yw3w2/tifu_and_got_poison_oak_on_my_dick_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 311 | null | null | We've all dealt with poison oak or ivy. I had the misfortune of dealing with poison oak. I recently moved and my backyard had a shit load of leaves lying around at least 2 seasons worth. I decided to rake the yard in shorts and sandals. I found out one day there was poison oak because I got a rash on my legs. The next ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and got Poison Oak on my Dick (NSFW) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yw3w2/tifu_and_got_poison_oak_on_my_dick_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jengerbread | null | None | null | null | null | 1346042829 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yw11z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yw11z | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yw11z/tifu_by_accidently_knocking_a_glass_of_water_onto/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | I was slightly drunk but in all honesty I am extremely clumsy even when I'm sober. I moved my arm or leg too fast and BAM. A glass of water knocked over and his macbook turned off. I am already in a shit ton of debt with medical bills and credit card bills and I am barely living paycheck to paycheck. Well, we can add t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidently knocking a glass of water onto a friend'a mac book. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yw11z/tifu_by_accidently_knocking_a_glass_of_water_onto/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bofh420_1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346035150 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yvtuj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yvtuj | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yvtuj/tifu_i_was_an_asshole_to_3_teens_at_the_mn_state/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was walking the were walking we bumped into each other and I spilled some diet coke. I apologize for my behavior that happened next. I accused them of not looking where they were going and now I had DC on me and my hand, big deal. I said stupid shit and walked away slipping them off.
Guys I am sorry. I have no e... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I was an asshole to 3 teens at the MN State Fair | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yvtuj/tifu_i_was_an_asshole_to_3_teens_at_the_mn_state/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Albuyeh | null | None | null | null | null | 1346028418 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yvn7l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yvn7l | null | 51 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yvn7l/tifu_by_killing_a_bird_with_my_rc_plane/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 122 | null | null | I flew my RC Plane for the first time in a few months today. It took me a while before I got into the swing of things but in no time I was flying perfectly. Well my flight took a turn for the worse when a bird attacked my plane and hit the propeller. Both the bird and the plane immediately fell to the ground, but unlik... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by killing a bird with my RC Plane | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yvn7l/tifu_by_killing_a_bird_with_my_rc_plane/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jesselikesfood | null | None | null | null | null | 1346185771 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yzasv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yzasv | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yzasv/tifu_by_blowing_a_tire_over_a_mile_down_a_forest/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 59 | null | null | So it's been a rough week for me, having to get college payments in, moving, as well as my grandfather passing away last sunday (prompting a sudden drive to Tennessee from my Northern Michigan home and seeing my mother more upset than I've ever seen).
My girlfriend and I were driving my dad's Jeep Cherokee, I drive a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by blowing a tire over a mile down a forest road and almost causing my mechanic to throw out his back | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yzasv/tifu_by_blowing_a_tire_over_a_mile_down_a_forest/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346182916 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yz7jd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yz7jd | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yz7jd/tifu_by_posting_a_link_on_tifu_without_a_idea_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Yes. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by posting a link on TIFU without a idea for TIFU | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yz7jd/tifu_by_posting_a_link_on_tifu_without_a_idea_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | squidsqueg | null | None | null | null | null | 1346138504 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yy92b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yy92b | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yy92b/tifu_by_kicking_my_boyfriend_in_the_manlyparts/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | both of us cried a little. my ninja kick was a little too enthusiastic. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by kicking my boyfriend in the manlyparts while mounting his motorcycle :( | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yy92b/tifu_by_kicking_my_boyfriend_in_the_manlyparts/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mezzizle | null | None | null | null | null | 1346133566 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yy61z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yy61z | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yy61z/tifu_by_scratching_my_balls_in_front_of_my_boss/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 122 | null | null | So my new job is going door to door asking people to vote, sorry if they bother you but I am only doing this because I REALLY needed a job and this job pays great. Any who we are a democratic office and my boss is a muslim woman from New York and she had her daughter there after my shift. The office is inside a garage,... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by scratching my balls in front of my boss..... and her 10 year old daughter. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yy61z/tifu_by_scratching_my_balls_in_front_of_my_boss/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346130007 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346130411 | null | False | null | yy39h | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yy39h | null | 97 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yy39h/tifu_by_liking_a_bikini_picture_of_a_friend_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 111 | null | null | Today I was going through a female friends picture albums on Facebook. I obviously wasn't planning on liking/commenting on anything, but i must have accidentaly liked a very revealing picture of my friend in a tight bikini. Now, another girl has realized I did this, and messaged me to let me know that I did this. At th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu by liking a bikini picture of a friend on Facebook. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yy39h/tifu_by_liking_a_bikini_picture_of_a_friend_on/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | My_Cool_Name | null | None | null | null | null | 1346127503 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yy13e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yy13e | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yy13e/tifud_my_nexus_7/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | It's simple. I was playing CS:GO on my desk, with my phone and Nexus 7 on my desk. I go to grab the phone, pushed my nexus off of the table and into the ground, cracking the screen in the process. The worst part? My case comes in tomorrow. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU'd my Nexus 7 | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yy13e/tifud_my_nexus_7/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346123786 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yxxbv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yxxbv | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yxxbv/tifu_by_showing_a_friend_my_dick_through_skype/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | So here's the story.
As the retard I am, I took a picture of my dick with some webcam program. This program proceeded to change the output of my webcam from the image it's receiving to the picture of my dick. I didn't notice.
Skip ahead a day, I decide to video chat with a friend. I connect and BAM. Picture of my di... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By showing a friend my dick through Skype. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yxxbv/tifu_by_showing_a_friend_my_dick_through_skype/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | blarghusmaximus | null | None | null | null | null | 1346116718 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yxpm9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yxpm9 | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yxpm9/difu_by_telling_my_boss_please_dont_question_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | DIFU by telling my boss, "Please don't question my integrity again." ? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yxpm9/difu_by_telling_my_boss_please_dont_question_my/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | bangin7gramrocks | null | None | null | null | null | 1346283627 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z1q9t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z1q9t | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z1q9t/tifu_by_stupidly_leaving_my_friends_bike_outside/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | What the fuck should I do. I'm so upset I feel like puking. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by stupidly leaving my friends bike outside on the cul-de-sac last night, then discovering it was stolen. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z1q9t/tifu_by_stupidly_leaving_my_friends_bike_outside/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | effusiveoutburst | null | None | null | null | null | 1346274878 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z1gpe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z1gpe | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z1gpe/does_anyone_have_the_link_for_the_thread_that/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Does anyone have the link for the thread that inspired r/tifu? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z1gpe/does_anyone_have_the_link_for_the_thread_that/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | supremeleaf | null | None | null | null | null | 1346269653 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z1bdp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z1bdp | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z1bdp/tifu_by_starting_my_period_5_seconds_before/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 31 | null | null | The title says it all. I woke up and my boyfriend and I were fooling around and as soon as he took my underwear off i sat down to start sucking his dick and then blood was everywhere. I am SO embarrassed. This has never happened before. I cleaned up the stains on his mattress and im buying him new sheets today. This is... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by starting my period 5 seconds before having sex. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z1bdp/tifu_by_starting_my_period_5_seconds_before/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Hoodooz39 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346260425 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z11ai | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z11ai | null | 35 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z11ai/tifu_by_accidentally_bidding_on_35_school_desks/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 50 | null | null | I thought the auction was for *one* desk (the kind with the flat surface built into a chair). I bid $5 as my max bid, but if no one bids higher by Monday, I'll have to find a way to transport and then get rid of 35 desks - well, 34. I do still want one of them.
I'm usually so good at reading the fine print....
And ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally bidding on 35 school desks | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z11ai/tifu_by_accidentally_bidding_on_35_school_desks/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tomatopancake | null | None | null | null | null | 1346260101 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z10ym | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z10ym | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z10ym/rtifu_by_not_being_able_to_get_my_masters/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | This summer I had an internship in another town, so along with traveling over an hour 3 times a week, I have also been applying to dental school, studying for the DAT, and just started coaching a young women's soccer team. Throughout this process, I have told my master's advisor I would not be in the lab over the summ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | r/TIFU by not being able to get my master's | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z10ym/rtifu_by_not_being_able_to_get_my_masters/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | 23_ | null | None | null | null | null | 1346245654 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z0nde | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z0nde | null | 97 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z0nde/tifu_my_new_neighbour_and_her_two_year_old/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1277 | null | null | It's wednesday. My parents are at work, and my brother's at school. I'm home alone, and this hasn't happened for a while so what does anybody do with a free house? Walk around in the nude.
I'd been nude for a few hours now and it somehow slipped my mind that I did not have clothes on (I just felt very comfy, y'know?).... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: My new neighbour and her two year old daughter saw me fully naked, and while trying to fix the situation, I screamed like a banshee. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z0nde/tifu_my_new_neighbour_and_her_two_year_old/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346235649 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z0hl3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z0hl3 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z0hl3/tifu_and_lied_to_my_girlfriend_for_no_real_reason/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | One of those stupid lies that I didn't even need to say. I feel terrible and I deserve it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and lied to my girlfriend for no real reason
and now I feel like the scum of the earth and
she's upset. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z0hl3/tifu_and_lied_to_my_girlfriend_for_no_real_reason/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346225980 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z0dez | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z0dez | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z0dez/tifu_i_slept_with_my_best_friends_girl/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I was doing her and I forgot I told my friend to come pick me up at 10. So he came to my house and seen her car and walked in. It wasn't a very good time. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I slept with my best friends girl | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z0dez/tifu_i_slept_with_my_best_friends_girl/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346212865 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z03wj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z03wj | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z03wj/tifu_shaved_my_chest_and_stomach_with_an_electric/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: shaved my chest and stomach with an electric razor - razor burned the shit out of my stomach. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z03wj/tifu_shaved_my_chest_and_stomach_with_an_electric/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346212402 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z03hy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z03hy | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z03hy/tifu_by_shooting_a_teacher_with_a_modded_nerd_dart/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | So wile filming a video for tech, I got one of my brothers Nero guns for the job.the person getting shot was a teacher with no shirt on (don't ask) but it turns out my brother put a tack on the dart end that stabbed my teacher. I'm fucked. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu by shooting a teacher with a modded nerd dart | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z03hy/tifu_by_shooting_a_teacher_with_a_modded_nerd_dart/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | refewz | null | None | null | null | null | 1346207855 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yzym2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yzym2 | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yzym2/tifupdate_i_can_hear_again/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 45 | null | null | Here's my original post from a week ago: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ylhg2/tifu_and_now_i_can_barely_hear_out_of_my_right_ear/
Basically, I stuck a q-tip in my ear, shoved some wax deep into my ear canal, and could hardly hear anything for a week. Well, I'm very pleased to say that my ear has cleared up. I k... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate: I can hear again! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yzym2/tifupdate_i_can_hear_again/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throw_away_panties | null | None | null | null | null | 1346206814 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | yzxhg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_yzxhg | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/yzxhg/tifu_by_packing_my_mothers_gstring_in_my_suitcase/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 116 | null | null | I don't know whether this belongs in /tifu or /wtf or /IAmAretard (if that exists), but this unfortunately has just happened to me. Enjoy.
I have travelled overseas for a while. As I happily just finished my shower, I'm deciding on what the hell to wear today. Eventually I make up my mind, and as I am putting my black... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by packing my mothers g-string in my suitcase | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yzxhg/tifu_by_packing_my_mothers_gstring_in_my_suitcase/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346368473 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z3s37 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z3s37 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z3s37/tifu_by_locking_my_keys_in_my_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I had to get the school resource officer and he luckily got my door open! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by locking my keys in my car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z3s37/tifu_by_locking_my_keys_in_my_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | byebyeshorts | null | None | null | null | null | 1346367015 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z3qon | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z3qon | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z3qon/tifu_by_flushing_my_compression_shorts_in_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | After school, I changed into my running shorts and Under Armour and went for a few laps around the gym. My stomach had been bothering me all day, and eventually I felt as if I was going to explode so I went back to the locker room, quickly pulled down my shorts and let loose into the toilet. At this point, all is wel... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by flushing my compression shorts in the locker room toilet. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z3qon/tifu_by_flushing_my_compression_shorts_in_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346366715 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z3qds | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z3qds | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z3qds/tifu_by_telling_a_girl_i_loved_her/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling a girl I loved her | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z3qds/tifu_by_telling_a_girl_i_loved_her/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346366022 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z3pn8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z3pn8 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z3pn8/tifu_by_corrupting_my_xbox_account/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | After years of playing on Xbox, I messed up somehow and my account became corrupted. The only way to get it back is by recovering it/redownloading it by signing in to it. Sadly I cannot do that due to the email being all stupid. Now I'm out a ton of time, money, and effort.
TL;DR: Lost my Xbox account and now am out a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By Corrupting My Xbox Account | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z3pn8/tifu_by_corrupting_my_xbox_account/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kuta837 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346359909 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z3iqz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z3iqz | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z3iqz/tifu_while_burning_garbage/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 40 | null | null | So i live in the country and we usually just burn the "burnable garbage" in a fire pit out back.
My dad told me to go burn the garbage and i wasnt too happy about it since i was in the middle of doing something. In my unhappy state, i went downstairs and picked up all of the bags near the door and didnt think anythin... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while burning garbage. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z3iqz/tifu_while_burning_garbage/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346359898 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z3iql | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z3iql | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z3iql/tifu_by_not_broadcasting_a_football_game/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I mixed up the days of two football games that I was supposed to cover. I thought they were going to be tomorrow, instead, one is going on right now. I didn't realize this until the flurry of calls from the guy I'm supposed to meet. I haven't had much sleep and just plain misread it. I can still make the second one, bu... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not broadcasting a football game. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z3iql/tifu_by_not_broadcasting_a_football_game/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | occultmango | null | None | null | null | null | 1346359388 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346359748 | null | False | null | z3i5p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z3i5p | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z3i5p/tifu_i_blame_my_fatigue/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was with some acquaintances and some people I don't quite know.
I was more tired than I should have been; I'd gotten up this morning feeling quite refreshed, but dangit, things never work out that way, do they.
I proceed to say random things to my confused friend, and a couple people who I know and don't know turn ar... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, I blame my fatigue | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z3i5p/tifu_i_blame_my_fatigue/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Carlow91 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346358077 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z3gly | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z3gly | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z3gly/tifu_by_accidentally_stepping_on_by_1_year_old/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 52 | null | null | My sister and her husband came by for a visit today. I haven't seen my sister in over a year, and have never met my niece. Well we got to talking and after I play with my niece a little I offer some drinks.
As I get up to grab the beverages, I had failed to notice that my niece was crawling under the coffee table. We... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally stepping on by 1 year old niece. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z3gly/tifu_by_accidentally_stepping_on_by_1_year_old/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nicholea1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346354662 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z3crv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z3crv | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z3crv/tifu_by_emailing_a_print_screen_to_my_boss_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by emailing a print screen to my boss and the IS guy that clearly displays a window reading "TIFY by getting wet" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z3crv/tifu_by_emailing_a_print_screen_to_my_boss_and/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | jweezy3 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346346805 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z33sf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z33sf | null | 44 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z33sf/tifu_by_sitting_on_pandoras_crapper_and_starting/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 243 | null | null | After dating this girl that I really like for about a month, she took me to her lake house for a nice *relaxing* weekend with her extended family. Skipping to the chase, a day into the weekend, a poo storm was a brewin’ and the forecast wasn’t pretty… With no fan in the bathroom (like are you kidding me??), no Lysol sp... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sitting on Pandora’s crapper and starting a poo party. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z33sf/tifu_by_sitting_on_pandoras_crapper_and_starting/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Paars | null | None | null | null | null | 1346322509 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346325285 | null | False | null | z2ki3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z2ki3 | null | 60 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z2ki3/tifu_by_hitting_my_gf_in_the_face_with_my_knee/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 299 | null | null | We were just laying on the couch with my legs over her lap watching TV at one moment I get the brilliant idea to tickle her so I commence operation Wiggle & Giggle wish ended in great succes. Shortly thereafter however enemy ticklers arrived at my feet to avenge their fallen comrades of the Armpit Division seeing m... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by hitting my GF in the face with my knee | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z2ki3/tifu_by_hitting_my_gf_in_the_face_with_my_knee/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TheChrizby | null | None | null | null | null | 1346317302 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z2ias | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z2ias | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z2ias/tifu_by_telling_the_girl_who_likes_me_im_a_father/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling the girl who likes me I'm a father when I'm not to scare her away. (She turned out to love kids) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z2ias/tifu_by_telling_the_girl_who_likes_me_im_a_father/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346315745 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z2hmo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z2hmo | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z2hmo/tifu_by_accidentally_snapping_a_50_bracelet_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | It arrived, perfect and pink/blue like in the picture, Went to take it out of the little box and it broke :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By accidentally snapping a $50 bracelet I secretly bought my girlfriend :( | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z2hmo/tifu_by_accidentally_snapping_a_50_bracelet_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dusty_boots | null | None | null | null | null | 1346310762 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z2f5x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z2f5x | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z2f5x/tifu_i_left_my_wallet_on_the_porch_in_my_unsafe/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | That's it. $170 dollars cash from a check I cashed hours before, my license and cards, gone. Now I have to go through the bullshit of canceling everything and getting a new fucking license. They even took my fucking business cards, but left the wallet. Who does that? Worst part is I have only myself to blame because... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I left my wallet on the porch in my unsafe neighborhood and came back to find it cleaned out. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z2f5x/tifu_i_left_my_wallet_on_the_porch_in_my_unsafe/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | BigBurlyMan | null | None | null | null | null | 1346307515 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z2d8x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z2d8x | null | 46 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z2d8x/tifu_by_dropping_my_nikon_camera_off_a_1000_foot/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 65 | null | null | Was climbing Iron Cap Mountain in the central alpine lakes region of the Washington cascades. Got to the summit and pulled out my camera to take a picture. Fumbled it, it hit the ground and bounced off the cliff. Lost all pictures I had taken on the trip and had nothing to show for summiting the mountain. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dropping my Nikon camera off a 1,000 foot cliff | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z2d8x/tifu_by_dropping_my_nikon_camera_off_a_1000_foot/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mimicryinc | null | None | null | null | null | 1346306740 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z2col | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z2col | null | 82 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z2col/tifu_by_getting_wet_in_front_of_a_taco_bell/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 236 | null | null | I was upset today, as I had been notified that I may be restricted from enrolling for school this fall. In these situations, I usually seek out comfort that only Taco Bell chalupas can satisfy. I decide to embark on this journey to get some fine mexican cuisine by bicycle. I get there and end up standing at the registe... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting wet in front of a Taco Bell cashier. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z2col/tifu_by_getting_wet_in_front_of_a_taco_bell/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346305655 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z2byn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z2byn | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z2byn/today_i_fucked_up_by_getting_wet_in_front_of_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I was upset today, as I had been notified that I may be restricted from enrolling for school this fall. In these situations, I usually seek out comfort that only Taco Bell chalupas can satisfy. I decide to embark on this journey to get some fine mexican cuisine by bicycle. I get there and end up standing at the registe... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today, I fucked up by getting wet in front of a Taco Bell cashier. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z2byn/today_i_fucked_up_by_getting_wet_in_front_of_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346298148 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346345475 | null | False | null | z25g8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z25g8 | null | 39 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z25g8/tifu_and_had_to_spend_20_minutes_flushing/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 94 | null | null | So I had to stop going to my gym because I got a wart on my finger after going... I literally couldn't have picked it up anywhere else. And so for the past month I've been melting it off with that concentrated acid goo stuff. Mine is 40% salicylic acid.
Well this week I had my period and it was going pretty well, all... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and had to spend 20 minutes flushing salicylic acid out of my vagina | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z25g8/tifu_and_had_to_spend_20_minutes_flushing/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346292678 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z1zsq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z1zsq | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z1zsq/tifu_by_getting_a_laptop_stuck_in_a_drawer/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | I was using my laptop in the kitchen and didn't want it to get knocked down or have something spilled on it, so I stuck it in a drawer full of bags of sugar, flour, etc. The laptop shifted, so one end stuck up and the drawer wouldn't open. We had to get a screwdriver and stick it in the gap to move the laptop and scrat... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting a laptop stuck in a drawer. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z1zsq/tifu_by_getting_a_laptop_stuck_in_a_drawer/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346288285 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z1v47 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z1v47 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z1v47/tifu_by_getting_a_sun_burn_right_next_to_my_ball/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So I was tubing on the boat with my Bro. When i crashed my swimming pants Just FLUNG Off. So i jumped off to get it. When i got home i realized my sunburn, right next to my ball sack.... I'm going to look like a idiot touching my balls at school tomorrow. Reddit, Today I Fucked Up. Thats two fuck ups in one week...... ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By Getting a Sun Burn right next to my ball sack... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z1v47/tifu_by_getting_a_sun_burn_right_next_to_my_ball/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | RAugH | null | None | null | null | null | 1346287704 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z1ufz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z1ufz | null | 11 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/z1ufz/tifu_or_not_i_just_tell_in_an_horrible_way_to_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | **Background:**
2 Years ago I met this girl in a party, we were having a great time and ended up having sex. After the party, we change phone numbers to hang up any other day (We never did).
Last year we met again and ended up having sex(again).
Both time she asked if I have girlfriend or if I want a girlfriend. B... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU or not ? I just tell in an "horrible" way to my booty call that I met a brilliant girl and we should stop booty calling (NSFW) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z1ufz/tifu_or_not_i_just_tell_in_an_horrible_way_to_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346454898 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z5stq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z5stq | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z5stq/tif_you_know_what_today_i_didnt_fuck_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I love this sub. And I just need to vent and you guys have been really cool to me in the past. So here goes:
I sell cars. I work at a very reputable nation wide dealership. I love my job. I love this company; they've always done right by me the five years I've worked here. I like working with people. My co workers are... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIF... You know what? Today I DIDN'T fuck up. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z5stq/tif_you_know_what_today_i_didnt_fuck_up/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | FallenMithos | null | None | null | null | null | 1346452808 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z5qyj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z5qyj | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z5qyj/tifu_by_missing_a_payment_for_my_classes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | So, what happened was that I'm enrolled in summer classes, and financial aid was supposed to take care of the costs of the classes and residence. Apparently, that didn't happen, and there was an balance, which prompted in me getting my classes dropped today, and getting kicked out of my residence. TIFU. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By Missing A Payment for my Classes | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z5qyj/tifu_by_missing_a_payment_for_my_classes/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tifuthrowaway92 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346448889 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347204571 | null | False | null | z5n8a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z5n8a | null | 153 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z5n8a/tifu_by_having_sex_with_a_coworker_who_has_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 244 | null | null | So this adorable guy got me a great job working in a kitchen as the pastry chef. We've always had a major thing for each other and text and flirt all of the time and we even spent the night of his 21st birthday asleep in the back of his truck together. But we never got physical because he had a girlfriend despite all o... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having sex with a coworker who has a girlfriend. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z5n8a/tifu_by_having_sex_with_a_coworker_who_has_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Flanman1337 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346447225 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z5lj4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z5lj4 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z5lj4/tifu_by_spiking_my_friends_blood_sugar/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So last night I was hanging out with a few friends, we got kinda drunk and I invited them over to my house to make them dinner, being a Chef kind what I do. So made simple steak and potatoes, the two guys left leaving me with my female friend who I had sexual tension building up with the past few weeks. So to not bor... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- By spiking my friend's blood sugar. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z5lj4/tifu_by_spiking_my_friends_blood_sugar/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Fonik_Freak | null | None | null | null | null | 1346443494 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z5ho6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z5ho6 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z5ho6/tifu_by_coughing_up_some_thing_on_my_crushes_desk/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Too lazy to make a decent story, will try to use a greentext format instead
~Be me
~have fucked up feeling in your stomach/lungs/throat 2 days ago
~think nothing of it at the time
~Be today
~5th period
~Feel the same feeling again, think it's just from lunch
~Settle down in my seat
~Same feeling goes on througho... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by coughing up some... thing? On my crushes desk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z5ho6/tifu_by_coughing_up_some_thing_on_my_crushes_desk/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346396164 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z4hog | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z4hog | null | 0 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/z4hog/tifu_by_dislocating_my_kneecap_while_fapping_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Couldn't not share this with reddit. Yup, I dislocated my kneecap. Felt it shift like two inches to the left. It went back in place right away, though. I did this by putting two much pressure on one of my legs and bending my leg weird.
Yup, so how's everyone tonight? | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dislocating my kneecap while fapping (NSFW) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z4hog/tifu_by_dislocating_my_kneecap_while_fapping_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | pzbogo | null | None | null | null | null | 1346384903 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346451561 | null | False | null | z491p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z491p | null | 182 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z491p/tifu_and_shit_my_pants_in_school/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 411 | null | null | When I woke up this morning, I felt the urge to shit, so I took a quick powershit (diarrhea) before school. When I got to school, I felt he urge to go again, so I went, and ended up being late for my first class. Then about ten minutes before class was over, I felt the urge again. I told the teacher, but he wouldn't le... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and shit my pants in school | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z491p/tifu_and_shit_my_pants_in_school/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346384639 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z48sk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z48sk | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z48sk/tifu_when_trying_to_get_it_up_for_a_good_dick_pic/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when trying to get it up for a good dick pic for a sext, I fapped too hard and ended up cumming. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z48sk/tifu_when_trying_to_get_it_up_for_a_good_dick_pic/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | JNC96 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346382846 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z46yq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z46yq | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z46yq/tifu_by_generalizing_and_stereotyping_an_entire/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | I was on /r/asiantwox and I made an asshat out of myself because I thought appearance was the most important part of love.
[What the fuck was I thinking!?](http://www.reddit.com/r/asiantwoX/comments/z27fk/hey_asiantwox_i_was_wondering_whats_the_opinion/)
I owe them all an apology. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by generalizing and stereotyping an entire demographic.
| null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z46yq/tifu_by_generalizing_and_stereotyping_an_entire/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | audiomatt | null | None | null | null | null | 1346382517 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | z46m5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z46m5 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z46m5/tifu_by_accidentally_rubbing_verde_sauce_in_my_eye/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | I'm typing this with one eye shut.
it hurts. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally rubbing verde sauce in my eye. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z46m5/tifu_by_accidentally_rubbing_verde_sauce_in_my_eye/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DjManEX | null | None | null | null | null | 1346373137 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346373557 | null | False | null | z3wvr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_z3wvr | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z3wvr/tifu_by_getting_a_dilluted_base_all_over_me/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | So in class today we were doing a lab with something I later found out was a "dilluted base". At one point of the lab we had to shake a beaker half full with it and see what happened. There were two different beakers we had to shake and they had rubber stoppers at the top. Me being me, I decided I should take them both... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting a "dilluted base" all over me, including my eye and mouth. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z3wvr/tifu_by_getting_a_dilluted_base_all_over_me/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jbmass | null | None | null | null | null | 1346542086 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346554913 | 0 | null | null | z7fgy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 38 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z7fgy/tifu_by_not_answering_to_an_important_university/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413611996 | 204 | None | {} | I screwed up my semester and I have to redo it (yeah I fucked that up as well). One of the teachers sends me an email asking me if I want to do it again or if I'm stopping my studies. I answer that I'm continuing. He says okay. That was back in late June.
Fast forward to today, and I realize that I haven't checked my... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not answering to an important university e-mail | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z7fgy/tifu_by_not_answering_to_an_important_university/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346540055 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346540579 | 0 | null | null | z7dtl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z7dtl/tifu_by_spraying_my_teacher_with_5_year_old_saliva/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413612072 | 0 | None | {} | Okay, so this didn't happen today, but close enough. My friend thought it would be funny if he brought a water squirter to school and doused me. Basically, I was made fun of all day. Pissed off, I took one from a box of Lucky Charms (Which are actually really good...) when I remembered something.
5 years ago, I filled... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spraying my teacher with 5+ year old saliva. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z7dtl/tifu_by_spraying_my_teacher_with_5_year_old_saliva/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346532636 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346593461 | 0 | null | null | z776y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 185 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z776y/tifu_by_getting_pregnant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413612470 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting pregnant. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z776y/tifu_by_getting_pregnant/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346486100 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z6dxt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 91 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z6dxt/tifu_by_trying_to_run_from_the_cops_my_first/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413613619 | 163 | None | {} | I walked out of a party and a cop called me over and stopped me. If I had just stopped and handed over my bag with beer, he would have just taken the beer and I would have been free.
I didn't know that. Now 2 tickets and around $300 later i really wish I had just stopped. Telling my parents will be real fun. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to run from the cops my first weekend of college. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z6dxt/tifu_by_trying_to_run_from_the_cops_my_first/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346461268 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z5y8d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z5y8d/tifu_by_indirectly_causing_my_fathers_fiance_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413614241 | 1 | None | {} | So today was my interview at my Dad's fiance's hotel. She took me and it went pretty well, wasn't too bad. She also took me to Walgreen's and bought me a few drinks, since I had none at home.
Unfortunately, when she took me home, I couldn't get in. I had left the door unlocked because I couldn't find my key, and my... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by indirectly causing my father's fiance to blowout a tire in her new car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z5y8d/tifu_by_indirectly_causing_my_fathers_fiance_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346459560 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z5ws9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z5ws9/tifu_by_accidentally_walking_in_on_a_group_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413614294 | 40 | None | {} | I was on a school trip. The told us to put our clothes in one room so we could find them when came back from the pool. They decided to change in that room so when I came in to get my clothes, they got pissed off at me and now think of me as a pervert. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally walking in on a group of girls about to change | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z5ws9/tifu_by_accidentally_walking_in_on_a_group_of/ | null | null | null | null |
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