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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337129434 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tp5os | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tp5os | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tp5os/tifu_my_term_paper_was_due_on_friday_the_11th_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I completely underestimated the amount of time it would take me to complete the paper, and procrastinated when I should have been writing. My professor seemed fairly lenient in the past about deadlines in the past, so I expect to receive partial if not full credit, but I still feel like a failure and an asshole. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: My term paper was due on Friday (the 11th). I just turned it in 2 minutes ago | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tp5os/tifu_my_term_paper_was_due_on_friday_the_11th_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | c1o2d3y | null | None | null | null | null | 1337280730 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ts1mg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ts1mg | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ts1mg/tifu_my_car_door_will_not_open_i_think_it_was_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'm pretty pissed about it. First time I've hit anything on the road.
I used a GPS to go to an outlet mall far from here. The damn GPS led me on a lonely gravel country road after I missed a turn. I'm going about 30-40 MPH and holding the GPS in one hand glancing up/down watching for traffic or curves. I saw this big ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. My car door will not open, I think it was the dog that jumped into my car a few days before. Looks like I might have to pay for the damages. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ts1mg/tifu_my_car_door_will_not_open_i_think_it_was_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | hoss9424 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337279265 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ts0cc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ts0cc | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ts0cc/tifu_jokingly_told_a_guy_today_to_go_die_in_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 40 | null | null | I think I will now remove that phrase from my vernacular. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Jokingly told a guy today to go die in a fire, immediately found out he is a volunteer firefighter. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ts0cc/tifu_jokingly_told_a_guy_today_to_go_die_in_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sniktaw | null | None | null | null | null | 1337277561 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | trywa | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_trywa | null | 50 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/trywa/tifu_i_sharted_my_pants_last_night_after_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 244 | null | null | Last night after dinner I shit my pants while letting out a fart. Dinner was preceded by a whole day (about 8hrs) spent with my new girlfriend. It was our second date. Not wanting to fart around her, I held in every one that begged its way out for that whole day. We got sandwiches and baked potatoes for dinner and on t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I sharted my pants last night after my birthday dinner with my new girlfriend. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/trywa/tifu_i_sharted_my_pants_last_night_after_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | johnclub22 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337256222 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337286248 | null | False | null | trixm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_trixm | null | 59 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/trixm/tifu_asked_a_girl_jokingly_to_please_kill_herself/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 64 | null | null | Sitting at lunch with a couple friends, I was approached by K. K says "Hey J, guess who your car partner is for tomorrows field trip?" (Said very sarcastically to obviously imply it was her.) Now throughout the year and earlier this morning K had been a particularly annoying math partner. We were neutral in my opinion,... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Asked a girl jokingly to "Please kill herself." Was taken seriously. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/trixm/tifu_asked_a_girl_jokingly_to_please_kill_herself/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337245761 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | trewo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_trewo | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/trewo/tifu_i_shot_a_squirrel_that_had_a_nest_of_babies/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I Know there are quite a bit of warm hearted animal loving folks out in Reddit that are sharpening their pitchforks and calling PETA as they search for ways to locate where a live. But, my grandparents live in the country and squirrels are a major nuisance to them as they like to get in the attic and chew things like ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I shot a squirrel that had a nest of babies somewhere. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/trewo/tifu_i_shot_a_squirrel_that_had_a_nest_of_babies/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | InfernalCorbeau | null | None | null | null | null | 1337226903 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tr53r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tr53r | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tr53r/tifu_told_my_teacher_im_bigger_than_him/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | I was in my history class today, when my teacher handed out a test. Somebody asked if he used a typewriter to write it. He said yes and showed us the typewriter that he kept in the closet. Having a similar typewriter at home but in a much larger model, I mean't to say that my typewriter was older and bigger than his, w... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Told my teacher I'm bigger than him | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tr53r/tifu_told_my_teacher_im_bigger_than_him/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | asnof | null | None | null | null | null | 1337219301 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tqyon | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tqyon | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tqyon/tifu_i_got_hot_sauce_in_my_eye/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | Not just any old franks red hot though, I like things spicy! It was [this](http://www.hotsauce.com/Endorphin-Rush-Beyond-Hot-Sauce-p/1121.htm).
You may ask how I got it in my eye, well once you pour it out of the bottle a little drips off the side then it crusts on and every blue moon or so I was it off. Just by run... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I got hot sauce in my eye. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tqyon/tifu_i_got_hot_sauce_in_my_eye/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337218892 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tqya6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tqya6 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tqya6/tifu_by_idling_in_a_handicap_spot_with_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | DAMNIT. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by idling in a handicap spot with my flashers on in a full parkinglot waiting to pick up my GF, only to cause a sweet elderly couple to have to walk a good 50 yards to the store. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tqya6/tifu_by_idling_in_a_handicap_spot_with_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | herhighness | null | None | null | null | null | 1337377381 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ttvfq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ttvfq | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ttvfq/tifu_caused_damage_to_company_caragain/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | I work for a company that provides a car for me-a 2011 VW Jetta TDI fully loaded. I don't really need a company car but the owner is generous. Anyhow I was on the way to home and stopped by the Wendy's drive through for a small meal. When I pulled up to the first window no one came to take my money so when the car ahe... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Caused damage to company car...again. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ttvfq/tifu_caused_damage_to_company_caragain/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337374939 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tttf1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tttf1 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tttf1/pissed_myself/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Yup. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Pissed myself. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tttf1/pissed_myself/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Amora86 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337374710 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ttt7y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ttt7y | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ttt7y/tifu_i_broke_my_brandnewneverbeenusedbefore/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | Was looking for my brand new bicycle lock so I could go commuting tomorrow. When I found it I tried the key to open it, in my dumbest self, since I didn't know which way to turn it I think I turned it at the wrong way and... broke the lock thing into pieces. Hurray for me and my stupid strenght! At this time the stores... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I broke my brand-new-never-been-used-before bicycle lock | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ttt7y/tifu_i_broke_my_brandnewneverbeenusedbefore/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | peper224 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337373703 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ttsff | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ttsff | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ttsff/tifu_i_almost_blinded_myself_by_putting_whiteout/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 118 | null | null | Today I woke up and my eyes were killing me because of the contacts that I wear. Half asleep, I reached over to my nightstand and grabbed a bottle and unscrewed the top and tilted in into my eye. The texture of the drop was not normal so I freaked out and wiped my finger across my eye to get it out. I then ran to my ba... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I almost blinded myself by putting whiteout in my eyes instead of eye-drops. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ttsff/tifu_i_almost_blinded_myself_by_putting_whiteout/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | hungrydyke | null | None | null | null | null | 1337368523 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tto6q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tto6q | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tto6q/tifu_broke_my_hand_missed_the_ortho_appointment/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | I broke my hand at rugby practice last night. I was late to work today so I could get an x-ray. They scheduled me an appointment for the orthopedic surgeon, but I couldn't get there because my gf crashed her car and has been taking mine to work. Now I'm home, down to my last undies, and I can't get the top off the fuck... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Broke my hand, missed the ortho appointment, can't do laundry. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tto6q/tifu_broke_my_hand_missed_the_ortho_appointment/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337366972 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ttmvx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ttmvx | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ttmvx/tifu_made_a_pot_of_coffee_but_forgot_to_dump_out/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | 1/3rd pot of coffee was still in the pot, and in my fog this morning, i filled up the back of the coffeepot with water, dumped some grounds, and turned it on. bout 13 minutes later, a coworker alerts me to my mistake. COFFEE ERRYWERR! cleaned it up, and had to wait another 15 minutes before a new pot was made.
though... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu: made a pot of coffee, but forgot to dump out yesterdays leftovers | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ttmvx/tifu_made_a_pot_of_coffee_but_forgot_to_dump_out/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Screwedupdude | null | None | null | null | null | 1337365403 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ttlo6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ttlo6 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ttlo6/tifu_more_than_once/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | TL;DR I find my father's sex drawer, realise my mother is on menopause (not that bad but a bit weird to think about) and might have an infected ass from using a dirty carrot dildo.
So the T in this case is Tuesday. And to preface things, I'm a dude. Who doesn't consider himself all that gay.
So on Tuesday I was at hom... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU more than once | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ttlo6/tifu_more_than_once/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | squimblish | null | None | null | null | null | 1337364025 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ttkjr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ttkjr | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ttkjr/tifu_tried_to_do_something_cool_smashed_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 39 | null | null | One of the best parts of riding a bicycle in NYC is that people everywhere are trying to hail cabs. This also means strangers are always trying to high five you as you ride by, or at least thats what me and my friends like to think. So we make a game of collecting as many "Bike 5"s as possible.
Today, I was almost to... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Tried to do something cool, smashed a strangers cellphone. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ttkjr/tifu_tried_to_do_something_cool_smashed_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337360555 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tths7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tths7 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tths7/tifu_had_a_nosebleed_during_family_gathering_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Pretty self explanatory. I grabbed a tissue the second I realised I was having one of my frequent nosebleeds and made my way to the bathroom. There must have been 40-60 people there but only one person saw me bleed/head to the bathroom and it was a 6 year old cousin. I threw the tissue in as soon as I got there and not... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Had a nosebleed during family gathering at cousin's home, threw bloody tissue in toilet, leaving a streak of blood down the bowl I had forgotten to clean | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tths7/tifu_had_a_nosebleed_during_family_gathering_at/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337352567 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ttbj9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ttbj9 | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ttbj9/tifu_i_got_into_a_taxi_drunk_and_gave_the_driver/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 127 | null | null | Yeah, so I was in a bit of a bad way and the taxi driver wanted "insurance" in case I vomited in the car. I gave him £20. Later on in the journey I was feeling queezy, so he stopped the taxi and demanded an extra £10 plus my phone. I stupidly handed them over.
When the car stopped I asked him for my money and phon... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I got into a taxi (drunk) and gave the driver my phone and £30 in case I puked. He wouldn't give them back to me and I let him drive away. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ttbj9/tifu_i_got_into_a_taxi_drunk_and_gave_the_driver/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | sicknastymax | null | None | null | null | null | 1337327620 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tt021 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tt021 | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tt021/tifu_blacked_out_fell_into_a_tree_made_out_with/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 54 | null | null | Well we had some rum. Fuck it we had A LOT of rum. We ended up going into a house in construction and just after we left the cops showed up and told us to quiet down. We went into the back yard and I was too drunk to stand and when I fell it was like a tree falling. I never even put my arms out. I fell into a flower po... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Blacked out, fell into a tree, made out with an ugly gay guy, and then puked on my mom. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tt021/tifu_blacked_out_fell_into_a_tree_made_out_with/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337323954 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tsyiu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tsyiu | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tsyiu/tifu_im_valedictorian_and_graduation_is_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I've been procrastinating for months. I feel like an idiot, but I just can't think of ANYTHING to say. How do I kill the self-sabotaging perfectionism without having a completely lame speech? | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I'm valedictorian and graduation is in exactly a week. I haven't started my speech. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tsyiu/tifu_im_valedictorian_and_graduation_is_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | noirthesable | null | None | null | null | null | 1337321518 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tsx9w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tsx9w | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tsx9w/tifu_inadvertently_drank_a_soda_that_had_expired/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 184 | null | null | I'd found out that a vending machine at a shopping center near my house had "Berries and Cream Dr. Pepper." I *loved* B&C Dr. Pepper, and bought one, happy that they brought it back. Took a huge swig, got a mouthful of tepid, flat, sour, and slightly fuzzy black crap.
As it turns out, they didn't bring it back... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Inadvertently drank a soda that had expired... over half a decade ago. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tsx9w/tifu_inadvertently_drank_a_soda_that_had_expired/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Casshole | null | None | null | null | null | 1337318057 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337542092 | null | False | null | tsvdb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tsvdb | null | 134 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tsvdb/tifu_got_caught_big_time/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 368 | null | null | My mom always comes home at 6:00. ALWAYS.
But, the one day I decide not to lock my door, she get's home early.
Oh, and that's not the best part. She caught me watching girl on girl (I'm bi) She freaked out, called my dad, and made me read out of the bible for two hours straight. Now I'm not allowed to have sleepovers ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got caught. Big time. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tsvdb/tifu_got_caught_big_time/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | clearedasfiled | null | None | null | null | null | 1337317853 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tsv93 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tsv93 | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tsv93/tifu_i_said_look_theres_a_bald_eaglebut_on_closer/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 50 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I said "look there's a bald eagle"...but on closer inspection it was a crow with a styrofoam cup in its beak. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tsv93/tifu_i_said_look_theres_a_bald_eaglebut_on_closer/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337301820 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337321955 | null | False | null | tsj5g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tsj5g | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tsj5g/tifu_submitted_a_resume_with_the_cover_letter/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 26 | null | null | I was super excited to apply for an internship at a company that I really hoped to work for. The application process required that I submit my cover letter, resume, and response to three open-ended questions in one document.
Now, I have two or three pre-written cover letters that I use/tweak based on the type of posit... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Submitted a resume with the cover letter addressed to the hiring manager of the wrong company. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tsj5g/tifu_submitted_a_resume_with_the_cover_letter/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337468743 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tva7b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tva7b | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tva7b/tomt_story_about_a_fisherman_who_murders_his/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I remember reading a story (I think it was part of a novel (it might have been a Neal Stephenson novel, not sure)) with some or all of the following points:
* Two brothers live in a fishing village, and their father has decided to split their inheritance
* They're out in their canoe one night when a storm picks up
* T... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | [TOMT] [Story] about a fisherman who murders his brother to get his inheritance (I think) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tva7b/tomt_story_about_a_fisherman_who_murders_his/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | zachglover1127 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337467923 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337502261 | null | False | null | tv9kz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tv9kz | null | 67 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tv9kz/tifu_the_things_ill_do_to_get_laid/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 105 | null | null | I am currently sitting in some girls apt. I wouldn't say its completely disgusting but it is pretty gross. Luckily the girl im after doesnt live here, but this might be where the "magic" happens. I dont want to pass on this but the place smells like wet dog and i haven't seen any signs of animals. wish me luck reddit, ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. The things ill do to get laid. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tv9kz/tifu_the_things_ill_do_to_get_laid/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | insomni666 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337454669 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tv0p9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tv0p9 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tv0p9/tifu_sent_my_phi_theta_kappa_application_to_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | I've been applying for all the scholarships and financial aid I can apply for, and have been rejected by every single one. I don't even think I qualify for a loan. The only scholarship that would have been a sure thing is the Phi Theta Kappa scholarship (I was nominated 2 times, but only decided the second time to actu... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | "T"IFU: Sent my Phi Theta Kappa application to the wrong room number, ended up missing the deadline, and now I might not be able to go to the college of my choice. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tv0p9/tifu_sent_my_phi_theta_kappa_application_to_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ArthurTrollington | null | None | null | null | null | 1337429733 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tumlb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tumlb | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tumlb/hey_tifu_nobody_likes_your_floating_subscribe_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Hey TIFU? Nobody likes your floating "Subscribe to /r/tifu here" link. Please get rid of it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tumlb/hey_tifu_nobody_likes_your_floating_subscribe_to/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337426844 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tulkt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tulkt | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tulkt/tifu_quit_my_semicrappy_job_3_months_ago_thinking/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 123 | null | null | Three months ago I was working a job at a *major* telecom company. It was bad, but looking back I had over-reacted entirely. I (literally) walked off the job, thinking that my skills & experience would net me a new job soon.
Today I came to the raw conclusion that
* I'm not *that* skilled,
* The job market isn't... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | "T"IFU: Quit my semi-crappy job 3 months ago thinking I'd quickly get a new one. Nope. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tulkt/tifu_quit_my_semicrappy_job_3_months_ago_thinking/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | matt2709 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337423909 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tukn6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tukn6 | null | 35 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tukn6/tifu_at_a_bbq_i_completely_covered_a_hotdog_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 61 | null | null | Oh god the burning...
I still cant taste flavours. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: At a BBQ I completely covered a hotdog in mustard thinking it was American style, It was actually English mustard and I had to eat the whole thing out of politeness... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tukn6/tifu_at_a_bbq_i_completely_covered_a_hotdog_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337410221 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tug6m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tug6m | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tug6m/tifu_always_sign_the_hot_ones_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 31 | null | null | I work as a security guard for a private country club and some of the rich kids were having parties tonight. I am supposed to sign everyone in but this super hot chick came through. I talked to her for a minute and realized that she already knew she was way outa my league. Feeling defeated I let her through without g... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu. Always sign the hot ones in. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tug6m/tifu_always_sign_the_hot_ones_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | why_fist_puppies | null | None | null | null | null | 1337405671 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tue3o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tue3o | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tue3o/tifu_my_girlfriends_dad_who_has_been_visiting_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 95 | null | null | I'm kind of a quiet talker and I get real uncomfortable around in-laws. Between these two factors, he believes I haven't spoken a word to him in three days. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: My girlfriend's dad, who has been visiting for her graduation, is deaf in one ear. He flipped a shit today and accused me of ignoring him and being ungrateful. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tue3o/tifu_my_girlfriends_dad_who_has_been_visiting_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Trelelele | null | None | null | null | null | 1337401160 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tubks | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tubks | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tubks/today_i_fucked_down/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | No seriously. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today I fucked down. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tubks/today_i_fucked_down/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | zachglover1127 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337399651 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tuant | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tuant | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tuant/tifu_resin_straight_to_the_eye/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 64 | null | null | Earlier today I woke up and went about my daily routine. Well after I had showered i proceeded to smoking before I left for the gym. Everything was going fine and I was pretty high when I realized that my bowl was clogged. I used a thumbtack and unclogged it. The bad part then happened. I blew the excess resin and ash ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Resin Straight to the Eye. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tuant/tifu_resin_straight_to_the_eye/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throwawawaway9000 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337557473 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | twntt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_twntt | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/twntt/tifu_got_drunk_tried_to_kiss_a_girl_and_was_shut/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 45 | null | null | Happened last night, honestly, if that still counts. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got drunk, tried to kiss a girl and was shut down. Also spilled on my bike, wrecked the back tire and cut my hand. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/twntt/tifu_got_drunk_tried_to_kiss_a_girl_and_was_shut/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337495024 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tvpwy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tvpwy | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tvpwy/tifu_missed_a_potential_chance_to_get_laid/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 55 | null | null | Woke up this morning to text I got from a girl at ~1:40 in the morning, saying "What're you doing?". I'm not sure why she was asking, especially at 1:40 AM, but I could guess.
Fuck me
Maybe she just needed a ride home... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Missed a potential chance to get laid because my phone was on silent. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tvpwy/tifu_missed_a_potential_chance_to_get_laid/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | hyperlyss | null | None | null | null | null | 1337494003 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tvpfe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tvpfe | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tvpfe/tifu_got_yelled_at_by_a_blind_mans_friend_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | The dog looked just like my puppy back home and I got a stupid grin on my face. Blind guy's friend stopped me and said "Don't you know better than to make fun of the disabled?!". I felt bad and ran away rather than explain. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got yelled at by a blind man's friend for staring... Was excited by his cute dog. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tvpfe/tifu_got_yelled_at_by_a_blind_mans_friend_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Not_A_40_YR_Old_Man | null | None | null | null | null | 1337493738 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tvpb3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tvpb3 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tvpb3/tifu_just_lost_some_treasure_to_the_evil_carpet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Just loaded a bowl of trees, and thought I'd treat myself. I have keif I keep saved up for that extra punch sometimes. Anyways, loaded the bowl, put the keif on top, and thought if take a fucking picture. It looked nice, and I love taking pictures of bowls when I know they will fuxk me up. Plus I send them to my roomma... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Just lost some treasure to the evil carpet. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tvpb3/tifu_just_lost_some_treasure_to_the_evil_carpet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337474692 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tve1g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tve1g | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tve1g/tifu_my_grades_and_the_love_of_my_parents/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | So I got my progress report and it turns out I'm failing 3 subjects, my parents outright told me they are giving up on me and kicking me out very soon. I already made up my assignments and raised my average by at least 15 points in each of the subjects i was failing but I can't seem to get through to them. They are goi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my grades and the love of my parents | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tve1g/tifu_my_grades_and_the_love_of_my_parents/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337642445 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337727763 | null | False | null | tybbz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tybbz | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tybbz/tifu_by_not_asking_enough_questions/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | Long story short I am intern, did some stuff I was asked to by one guy next thing I know the main boss is emailing me telling me that I fucked up everything to meet him in his office next morning. Just a quick question if anyone does read this, how much does this impact my future employments?
Update (5/22/2012): si... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not asking enough questions | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tybbz/tifu_by_not_asking_enough_questions/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | biitchhplease | null | None | null | null | null | 1337621085 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | txrl5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_txrl5 | null | 47 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/txrl5/tifu_probably_buried_my_turtle_alive/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 181 | null | null | At least, today I found out I fucked up.
Last year, my 10-year-old sister and I found a very young box turtle at my uncle's house. We figured it probably would have got eaten by one of the million animals that eats baby turtles, so we took it home. We kept it for a long time, but it didn't seem very healthy - we probab... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Probably buried my turtle alive | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/txrl5/tifu_probably_buried_my_turtle_alive/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | OhManItsMyAPClass | null | None | null | null | null | 1337618070 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | txozi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_txozi | null | 48 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/txozi/tifu_by_giving_my_friend_a_wedgie_she_was_on_her/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Needless to say, the narrow and red pancake on the floor was enough to deter me from ever doing that again. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving my friend a wedgie, she was on her period | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/txozi/tifu_by_giving_my_friend_a_wedgie_she_was_on_her/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | aforsberg | null | None | null | null | null | 1337616410 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | txnmn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_txnmn | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/txnmn/tifu_made_a_your_mom_joke_to_a_friend_whose_mom/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 48 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Made a 'your mom' joke to a friend... whose mom has been dead for about 3 months now. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/txnmn/tifu_made_a_your_mom_joke_to_a_friend_whose_mom/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | thebornotaku | null | None | null | null | null | 1337584621 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tx7jy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tx7jy | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tx7jy/tifu_accidentally_slapped_a_coworkers_ass_yes_me/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 62 | null | null | I work as a bagger at a grocery store and today I had grabbed a crumpled up piece of paper and went to go toss it in a trash bin inside the checkstand. Out of habit I usually just reach in to the checkstand and toss it behind the checker towards the trash can. Well, today, I went to go do that right as the fairly attra... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Accidentally slapped a co-worker's ass... yes, me too. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tx7jy/tifu_accidentally_slapped_a_coworkers_ass_yes_me/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | RipperOfCheeks | null | None | null | null | null | 1337575074 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tx22u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tx22u | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tx22u/on_the_verge_of_being_kicked_out_unemployed_what/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | On the verge of being kicked out, unemployed, what now? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tx22u/on_the_verge_of_being_kicked_out_unemployed_what/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | HolyEdward | null | None | null | null | null | 1337569289 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | twxlj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_twxlj | null | 99 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/twxlj/tifu_accidentally_smacked_a_coworkers_ass/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 226 | null | null | I'm a server. My co-worker was doing something by the counter and i had to reach above her to get a condiment. There was an empty tray in my left hand, and as i was reaching that tray toppled forward. I then pushed my hand forward as well to try and catch the tray. Seems the only thing i caught was the woman's rear end... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TiFu: Accidentally smacked a co-workers ass | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/twxlj/tifu_accidentally_smacked_a_coworkers_ass/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337562405 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | twron | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_twron | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/twron/while_clipping_my_dogs_matted_fur_i_accidentally/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I am worried about infection for which I found doggy safe clarithromycin from my cabinet and furthermore don't trust myself even to trim around his eyes again. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | While clipping my dog's matted fur, I accidentally cut him. I am an asshole. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/twron/while_clipping_my_dogs_matted_fur_i_accidentally/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | voxpupil | null | None | null | null | null | 1337720459 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tzuzc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tzuzc | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tzuzc/tifu_i_forgot_to_attend_student_for_a_day_meeting/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | It has happened twice. Other day I said I would come to this date but I missed it. Again, we arranged a new date and I missed it again.
Hopefully this time I won't miss it. I've been hiding for many weeks now because of this issue. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I forgot to attend Student For A Day meeting twice. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tzuzc/tifu_i_forgot_to_attend_student_for_a_day_meeting/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | l0l_cabbage | null | None | null | null | null | 1337716078 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tzqnz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tzqnz | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tzqnz/tifu_screw_you_reddit_is_fun_app/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I opened reddit Is fun app on my lesson. Someone replied to me, so the notification sound came. My teacher notices this and takes my phone. She refuses to give It to me and tells that she will give It only to my mom. My mom refuses to take the phone until the end of May. Meh, I'll just take my phone from teacher desk w... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Screw you, reddit is fun app! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tzqnz/tifu_screw_you_reddit_is_fun_app/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | cosakboomhauser | null | None | null | null | null | 1337705658 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tzh81 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tzh81 | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tzh81/tifu_by_puking_in_my_bathroom_sink_and_clogging_it/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | I was extremely intoxicated and half asleep. Didn't think to go to the toilet at the time because it was the heat of the moment. Upchucked my whole meatball sub that I had for dinner. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by puking in my bathroom sink and clogging it | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tzh81/tifu_by_puking_in_my_bathroom_sink_and_clogging_it/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Alexi_Strife | null | None | null | null | null | 1337688442 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tz4r0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tz4r0 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tz4r0/tifu_by_putting_electrodes_on_my_penis/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 187 | null | null | So I work in a porn store and one of the products we sell is a E-stim package. It contains 4 electrodes and a remote. I messed around with it previously with my girlfriend when I first got it and we had fun naming all the power settings which ranged from 'cat claws in the morning' to 'zoidberg hands' and the most power... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by putting electrodes on my penis | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tz4r0/tifu_by_putting_electrodes_on_my_penis/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | BRNZ42 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337660505 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tyr3j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tyr3j | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tyr3j/tifu_i_walked_around_target_with_a_toiletpaper/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I had a serious case of number 3 while shopping for shorts. I walked out of the restroom like a boss, figuring I owned the place. The TP decided to stay on my ass rather than be flushed, and wound up draped over my pants like a 3-foot tail. My GF saved me before too much embarrassment. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I walked around Target with a toilet-paper tail. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tyr3j/tifu_i_walked_around_target_with_a_toiletpaper/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MissInterpretation | null | None | null | null | null | 1337656921 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tyo7n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tyo7n | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tyo7n/tifu_we_got_my_motherinlaw_tickets_to_cirque_du/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | My husband offhandedly mentioned that it was 'next weekend' when he got the tickets; like a dumbass I never bothered to check the actual date & time. I drove his mother 2 hours to the event and got all the way to the stadium, only to have the ticket-taker tell me at the door that Cirque du Soleil is next weekend. ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: We got my mother-in-law tickets to Cirque du Soleil and drove her to the show a week early | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tyo7n/tifu_we_got_my_motherinlaw_tickets_to_cirque_du/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Shrappy | null | None | null | null | null | 1337656785 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337775275 | null | False | null | tyo3m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tyo3m | null | 100 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tyo3m/tifu_while_peeing/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1112 | null | null | Just happened. I'm wearing gym shorts. You know, elastic waistband? So I'm doing my business when my thumb slips off the waistband, causing it to shoot up into my exposed gentlemen vegetables. This resulted in a rather spectacular stream of homemade lemonade covering the side of the bowl, the floor next to it, the ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while peeing. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tyo3m/tifu_while_peeing/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337653380 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tyl1p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tyl1p | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tyl1p/tifu_lying_about_grades/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I normally did very well in high school, with no C's in my report card, and my parents were proud of me. Given that my older brother and sister were average, they expected me to outshine them, and I believed in myself too. And then junior year came along, and I was getting a C in Algebra 2 and in Chem first semester, a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Lying about grades. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tyl1p/tifu_lying_about_grades/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mollyfg | null | None | null | null | null | 1337652279 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tyk10 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tyk10 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tyk10/today_i_sold_tickets_to_a_fellow_redditor_for_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | today i sold tickets to a fellow redditor for a show i thought was tonight - turns out it was last night | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tyk10/today_i_sold_tickets_to_a_fellow_redditor_for_a/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | so_obscure | null | None | null | null | null | 1337649736 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tyhrp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tyhrp | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tyhrp/tifu_by_launching_a_rock_from_my_lawnmower_into/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 39 | null | null | Needless to say, she wasn't happy... My main talking point was that shit happens. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by launching a rock from my lawnmower into my mother's $500 glass front door. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tyhrp/tifu_by_launching_a_rock_from_my_lawnmower_into/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jululous | null | None | null | null | null | 1337649625 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tyho7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tyho7 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tyho7/tifu_i_tipped_a_chair_onto_my_crush/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So in every classroom in my school, there are a couple really crappy desks in the back of the room that fall over really easily, and we call them the tippy desks. So today I was sitting in a tippy desk next to my crush, and suddenly the desk tipped over while I was sitting in it, and it landed on my crush's foot. Ouch. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I tipped a chair onto my crush | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tyho7/tifu_i_tipped_a_chair_onto_my_crush/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dreamendDischarger | null | None | null | null | null | 1337648374 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tyghx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tyghx | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tyghx/had_to_make_a_walk_of_shame_to_my_moms_house/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Had to make a walk of shame to my mom's house covered in ferret poop. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tyghx/had_to_make_a_walk_of_shame_to_my_moms_house/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337816304 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u1ui7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u1ui7 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u1ui7/tifu_i_called_my_fiancee_a_cunt/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | I'm such a piece of shit, today I royally fucked up. I called my fiancee, who is my best friend and lover fit over 7 years, a cunt. I only did this cause she wouldn't open the driver side door from the inside cause I can't from the outside. Please tell me how fucked up I am, and any suggestions to fix it? | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I called my fiancee a cunt | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u1ui7/tifu_i_called_my_fiancee_a_cunt/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337812668 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u1rd0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u1rd0 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u1rd0/please_tell_me_how_terrible_i_am/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Please tell me how terrible I am | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u1rd0/please_tell_me_how_terrible_i_am/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | spearhard | null | None | null | null | null | 1337808768 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u1nw1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u1nw1 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u1nw1/tifu_rented_a_gaspowered_auger_to_drill_holes_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | My dad wants to build a pergola of some sort in our yard, and decided we'd build it ourselves. He got 10' long 4"x4" posts (six in total) to build the frame of it, and we were having trouble manually digging the holes for them (they need to be 3' deep), so we rented this auger. The guy at the rental store said to go do... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Rented a gas-powered auger to drill holes in my yard for a project - got two auger blades deeply stuck in the ground | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u1nw1/tifu_rented_a_gaspowered_auger_to_drill_holes_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337807478 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u1mmw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u1mmw | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u1mmw/today_my_mother_fucked_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today my mother fucked up. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u1mmw/today_my_mother_fucked_up/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | legoman50204 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337806077 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u1l5y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u1l5y | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u1l5y/tifu_i_put_gum_in_my_exgirlfriends_hair/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | So she sits next to me in class, and we always kinda joke around with each other, and she asks me for a piece of gum every time I'm chewing it in class. So today, after I gave her a fresh piece, I thought "Hey, it would be funny if you put gum in her hair. She would be mad at you for a few minutes." I didn't realize it... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I put gum in my ex-girlfriend's hair. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u1l5y/tifu_i_put_gum_in_my_exgirlfriends_hair/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CJ090 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337805660 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338581032 | null | False | null | u1ks1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u1ks1 | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u1ks1/tifu_told_the_false_story_of_the_last_time_i_had/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 41 | null | null | So im in the military and am a pretty to myself. When people see you arent trying to be "that guy" they assume one or two things 1: you're a virgin 2: you're gay. for me it was both under the assumption.
Heres how the story happens
I have had a nail biting problem since childhood so to prevent that i cover my nails ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Told the false story of the last time I had sex, now a full blown investigation is being conducted on the subject. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u1ks1/tifu_told_the_false_story_of_the_last_time_i_had/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jululous | null | None | null | null | null | 1337804061 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337811682 | null | False | null | u1j8h | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u1j8h | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u1j8h/tifu_a_blue_pen_exploded_in_my_mouth/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | I was chewing on a pen, and it exploded in my mouth. Currently on my third round of mouthwash. Now that I think about it, the first thing I should've done was take pics for reddit, but it didn't occur to me. I guess I'm not a true redditor :(
EDIT: Pics: http://imgur.com/OxosY
I've gotten most of it off, but there's ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: A blue pen exploded in my mouth | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u1j8h/tifu_a_blue_pen_exploded_in_my_mouth/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | WrecktheBeast | null | None | null | null | null | 1337803381 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u1ilx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u1ilx | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u1ilx/tifu_a_job_interview_at_marketing/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | It starts off reasonably well. At two o'clock eastern time, I leave my current place of residence to go to the interview at 2:30 pm. With the directions in hand, I hop in the driver seat of my four door dodge with broken indicators. I'm dressed to kill
(i'll probably make a seperate post to r/malefashionadvice).
This ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU a Job interview at _______ Marketing | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u1ilx/tifu_a_job_interview_at_marketing/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | IManageTacoBell | null | None | null | null | null | 1337799353 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346938948 | null | False | null | u1esk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u1esk | null | 72 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u1esk/tifu_emailed_an_important_company_client_a_thread/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 265 | null | null | I work in the media industry.
Had been with the company for 3+ years when I sent along a thread to our customer where we were complaining about them. Had a great salary, excellent benefits and a career on the rise. Had no major incidents during my time there and never had less than an above average review.
The cust... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: emailed an important company client a thread where four co workers and myself mocked their team members on our project, got fired. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u1esk/tifu_emailed_an_important_company_client_a_thread/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337784695 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u123n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u123n | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u123n/tifu_my_piano_test/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 61 | null | null | Today I took a piano test in front of room full of people. When I finsihed the judges said : "***, you know what we're about to say : you need to work more. It's a C". C is the worst mark you can get in my music school. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my piano test | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u123n/tifu_my_piano_test/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337756034 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u0olj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u0olj | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u0olj/tifu_going_commando_to_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I work temporarily for a company that does outdoor remodeling/landscaping type things. Me and most of the other people there are college guys from the area just working for summer. Decided to wear some soccer shorts to work, my first poor decision. Then, decided that since it was hot, I might as well go commando. As so... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Going commando to work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u0olj/tifu_going_commando_to_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Spillanya | null | None | null | null | null | 1337748415 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u0jw7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u0jw7 | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u0jw7/tifu_by_letting_my_boyfriend_drive_my_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 106 | null | null | [Oops.](http://i.imgur.com/hEF81.jpg) | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting my boyfriend drive my car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u0jw7/tifu_by_letting_my_boyfriend_drive_my_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337734416 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u07gk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u07gk | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u07gk/tifu_by_making_my_fapping_session_able_to_hear/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making my fapping session able to hear... and I left open the stall door... so someone opened the door and saw me... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u07gk/tifu_by_making_my_fapping_session_able_to_hear/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | meaghanhall_ | null | None | null | null | null | 1337900046 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u3j12 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u3j12 | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u3j12/tifu_by_punching_myself_in_the_face_subsequent/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 50 | null | null | Yeah, I opened my eyes (still drowsy), thought my hand was a bee. I'm fucking terrified of bees, so in a panic, my arms flailed everywhere. I then punched myself in the nose and, due to my deviated septum, got a nosebleed. I should also mention my nose is pierced, so that's always fun. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by punching myself in the face (subsequent bloody nose) upon waking up. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u3j12/tifu_by_punching_myself_in_the_face_subsequent/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337890801 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u3at2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u3at2 | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u3at2/tifu_i_got_caught_by_a_teacher/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | During a test I was not sure weather the country was Argentina or brazil. So i looked at the sheet of the girl sitting next to me to check. The girl next to me is very attract. After i check the answer the teacher is staring at me for 20 seconds. I finish the test and she tells me to not copy. I say i didn't copy anyth... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I got caught by a teacher | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u3at2/tifu_i_got_caught_by_a_teacher/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sarah-bellum | null | None | null | null | null | 1337875725 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u2x5e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u2x5e | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u2x5e/tifu_spilled_a_couple_drops_of_soup_on_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 67 | null | null | Also stained a brand new dress. Well done, self. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Spilled a couple drops of soup on my keyboard, and in trying to clean it up, dumped half the bowl on my desk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u2x5e/tifu_spilled_a_couple_drops_of_soup_on_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337868128 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u2r26 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u2r26 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u2r26/tifu_emailed_60000_broken_html_emails_out_for_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I work as a web developer, Ive been at my current workplace for less than 4 months. I made some html/css emails for a client and the programme we usually test them in wasnt working so I tried to manually test them.
Mistake
60,000 broken emails (severely broken) went out to the customers of our client and I have a mee... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Emailed 60,000 broken html emails out for a client | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u2r26/tifu_emailed_60000_broken_html_emails_out_for_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | paper_weights | null | None | null | null | null | 1337861293 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u2mxv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u2mxv | null | 43 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u2mxv/tifu_i_got_dirt_in_my_eye_and_promptly_stuck_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 272 | null | null | Consequence: Ow ow fuckity ow. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I got dirt in my eye, and promptly stuck a bleach-covered finger in there to get it out. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u2mxv/tifu_i_got_dirt_in_my_eye_and_promptly_stuck_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | LeucoLeuco | null | None | null | null | null | 1337852254 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u2j1d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u2j1d | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u2j1d/tifu_by_accepting_a_challenge_to_drink_an_unknown/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | My friend had been carrying around a mysterious bottle of foamy brown liquid all day. I was sitting at lunch with three or four friends and he threw it in the middle of us. One yelled "ugh, that shit is disgusting! Drink it; I dare you!" After much hesitation, one of my friends took a sip. He then quickly yelled out in... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accepting a challenge to drink an unknown liquid and by showing off in the process. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u2j1d/tifu_by_accepting_a_challenge_to_drink_an_unknown/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337843345 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u2fe9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u2fe9 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u2fe9/tifu_i_put_a_hashtag_in_reddit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I put a hash-tag in Reddit | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u2fe9/tifu_i_put_a_hashtag_in_reddit/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | TheRedditSurvivalist | null | None | null | null | null | 1337823839 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u214y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u214y | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u214y/tifu_finals/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Fucked up.
http://imgur.com/PqWrO | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU : Finals | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u214y/tifu_finals/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | m0lly | null | None | null | null | null | 1337990003 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u5a3t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u5a3t | null | 78 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u5a3t/tifu_dumped_a_girls_moms_ashes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 224 | null | null | TIFU: I was messing around with her necklaces for awhile, looking at one that was half heart with "friend" on it...she knew I was playing with her necklaces cuz I was doing it for awhile...then I saw her locket, I thought there might be a cute picture of her and her boyfriend in it or something. It was oddly hard to op... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Dumped a girl's mom's ashes... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u5a3t/tifu_dumped_a_girls_moms_ashes/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Estranged_Noodle | null | None | null | null | null | 1337967596 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337970870 | null | False | null | u4rc8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u4rc8 | null | 221 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u4rc8/tifu_called_my_mom_a_nigger_today_and_im_white/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 156 | null | null | I got into an argument with my mom today. Long story short, I got into a rage and as she screamed back at me, I called her the n-word.
I immediately regret that decision because now she won't talk to me and didn't even pull the "I'm disappointed in you son;" instead, she told me that she has "never met someone so rac... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Called my mom a nigger today and I'm white. Not only do I feel awful, but now my whole family thinks I'm racist | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u4rc8/tifu_called_my_mom_a_nigger_today_and_im_white/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | warrenlain | null | None | null | null | null | 1337934048 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338181125 | null | False | null | u47g6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u47g6 | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u47g6/tifu_whilst_driving_70mph_on_the_freeway_the_iffy/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 57 | null | null | This thing flew up and covered my entire windshield (and by some miracle, the windshield did not crack). I eased off the accelerator and pulled to the shoulder when it was safe, driving blind the entire time. But when I got to the shoulder, it wasn't wide enough for my car and the room I needed for getting out to try t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Whilst driving 70MPH on the freeway, the iffy hood latch I neglected to fix for a year came undone. Picture proof of the aftermath. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u47g6/tifu_whilst_driving_70mph_on_the_freeway_the_iffy/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | uncla08 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337933604 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u478x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u478x | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u478x/leaving_my_job/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Leaving my job | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u478x/leaving_my_job/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Estranged_Noodle | null | None | null | null | null | 1337915409 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u3w2a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u3w2a | null | 39 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u3w2a/tifu_im_severely_lactoseintolerant_got_super/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 213 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I'm severely lactose-intolerant, got super fucked up this afternoon at a work party, and my colleagues ended up convincing me to drink unpasteurized yogurt. I'm now shitting snow-white while wrenching in constant, agonizing pain | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u3w2a/tifu_im_severely_lactoseintolerant_got_super/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Mrninjamonkey | null | None | null | null | null | 1337914646 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u3ves | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u3ves | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u3ves/tifu_was_practicing_for_a_upcoming_longboard_race/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | I have always wanted to go to a downhill longboarding competition, but my parents had always forbade me from doing it. After a year of constant reassurance that it was safe enough and I had proper skill and safety equipment they finally gave me the ok. So I began practicing on this small run near my house....without a ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: was practicing for a upcoming longboard race, broke head the week before. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u3ves/tifu_was_practicing_for_a_upcoming_longboard_race/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | aimlessinwonder | null | None | null | null | null | 1338065580 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u6ey4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u6ey4 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u6ey4/tifu_by_knowingly_letting_my_friend_get_eaten_out/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 28 | null | null | I felt to awkward to interrupt their alone time to tell her that I had just found out he puked so I let it happen.
I'm an awful person. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by knowingly letting my friend get eaten out by a guy that had just vomited | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u6ey4/tifu_by_knowingly_letting_my_friend_get_eaten_out/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | RancidPonyMilk | null | None | null | null | null | 1338056727 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u68q8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u68q8 | null | 123 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u68q8/tifu_fingered_girlfriend_after_eating_ghostpepper/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 499 | null | null | It had been at least 30-40 minutes after and i had washed my hands but apparently that naga jolokia oil stays with you for hours. Things got a little "hot" later on and started fingering her and she started screaming and unzipped my pants and told me to fuck her. She didn't tell me she was in pain at first. Started bur... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: fingered girlfriend after eating ghost-pepper infused hot wings, then she made me fuck her, god the pain | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u68q8/tifu_fingered_girlfriend_after_eating_ghostpepper/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338005662 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u5kng | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u5kng | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u5kng/tifu_i_spent_167_on_computer_parts_and_a_game/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I spent all of the money I've had saved up to upgrade my computers [video card](http://www.evga.com/products/moreInfo.asp?pn=01G-P3-1526-KR&family=GeForce%20500%20Series%20Family&sw=) and [ram](http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820145184&Tpk=N82E16820145184) and then purchased Diablo 3 j... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu: I spent $167 on computer parts and a game just to find out I can't play it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u5kng/tifu_i_spent_167_on_computer_parts_and_a_game/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337996838 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u5epg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u5epg | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u5epg/tifu_i_work_at_mcdonalds_and_accidentally_gave_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I know it's not a big deal but I felt terrible about it for some reason for a while and I want to get it off my chest. I'm sorry sweet old man, but someone brewed tea in a coffee pot and I didn't notice the difference :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I work at McDonald's and accidentally gave a nice old man a cup of hot tea instead of coffee. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u5epg/tifu_i_work_at_mcdonalds_and_accidentally_gave_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | strappingyoungpeople | null | None | null | null | null | 1338161830 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u7wop | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u7wop | null | 65 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u7wop/tifu_by_leaving_a_vibrator_in_too_long_lost_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 197 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving a vibrator in too long, lost the cord in my anus, then had to poop it out and clean it off in a public restroom | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u7wop/tifu_by_leaving_a_vibrator_in_too_long_lost_the/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | scoopdugan | null | None | null | null | null | 1338152581 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u7q23 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u7q23 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u7q23/tifu_i_walked_into_a_place_station_in_a_drunken/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I walked into a place station in a drunken haze and under an alias reported my self for posession and hate crimes. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u7q23/tifu_i_walked_into_a_place_station_in_a_drunken/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | ineedtousespaces | null | None | null | null | null | 1338150368 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u7oib | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u7oib | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u7oib/tifu_heard_about_how_i_tried_to_punch_a_friend_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | I'm a pretty mild-mannered guy when sober and drunk. But, apparently last night I was so gone that I don't remember leaving the club, don't remember climbing upstairs into my female friend's apartment and bedroom, and don't remember trying to punch a male friend in the face while they were moving me from my friend's ro... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Heard about how I tried to punch a friend in the face while drunk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u7oib/tifu_heard_about_how_i_tried_to_punch_a_friend_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | galico | null | None | null | null | null | 1338131226 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u7bje | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u7bje | null | 104 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u7bje/tifu_drank_my_mums_30_year_old_whisky/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 178 | null | null | Actually, last night I fucked up. '86 bottle of Famous Old Grouse mostly gone. It gets better though, she won the bottle in the height of her horse racing career for racing for England. Dope. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Drank my Mum's 30+ year old whisky | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u7bje/tifu_drank_my_mums_30_year_old_whisky/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Tohroe | null | None | null | null | null | 1338114041 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338115433 | null | False | null | u755j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u755j | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u755j/tifu_i_tried_to_put_out_a_fire_with_130_proof_rum/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 55 | null | null | A few coals fell off a barbecue onto the dry, leafy ground around it. I panicked a little (I'm really not good in situations such as these), and grabbed the nearest liquid to put it out, which just so happened to have a *very* high alcohol content. Went up in flames quite beautifully until my friend poured some water o... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I tried to put out a fire with 130 proof rum. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u755j/tifu_i_tried_to_put_out_a_fire_with_130_proof_rum/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kungPOWchickeen | null | None | null | null | null | 1338112672 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u74s9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u74s9 | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u74s9/tifu_almost_got_caught_during_sexy_time_by_my_gfs/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | Im 20 and my gf is 19..
sexy time had started and everything was cool... we decided that for a change we would do it somewhere else other than the bedroom so we got going in the living room.
fully naked and finished the foreplay just about to insert then the front door opens.. me being a man with quick reactions pushed... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU almost got caught during sexy time by my gf's sisters | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u74s9/tifu_almost_got_caught_during_sexy_time_by_my_gfs/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338103042 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u71tt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u71tt | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u71tt/tifu_dropped_a_table_on_my_foot_then_proceeded_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 55 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - dropped a table on my foot, then proceeded to break my car key which resulted in me limping my way home from work after a 14 hour shift. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u71tt/tifu_dropped_a_table_on_my_foot_then_proceeded_to/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338102842 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u71ro | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u71ro | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u71ro/tifu_i_told_one_of_my_best_friends_that_i_have_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | I've liked him for a while now and I just thought: fuck it. I need to get balls. We go to the same college, but live in different states so face-to-face wasn't exactly an option. And it's like, 3 AM, so naturally he's asleep and I'm just being a weird person. So I just left him a voicemail. And now I feel really stupid... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I told one of my best friends that I have a crush on him over a voicemail message. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u71ro/tifu_i_told_one_of_my_best_friends_that_i_have_a/ | null | null | null | null |
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