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null | null | supernova1331 | null | None | null | null | null | 1338084877 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u6rmh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u6rmh | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u6rmh/tifu_complimented_one_of_the_girls_in_our_schools/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 43 | null | null | We were at Illinois High School Theaterfest (this happened a while back but I'm just now posting it). She had just got out of a horror movie makeup class and had plenty of fake injuries. I apologized profusely; she still hasn't spoken to me though. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Complimented one of the girls in our school's drama club on her fake self-injury makeup. The cuts were real. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u6rmh/tifu_complimented_one_of_the_girls_in_our_schools/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | AWildCharizard | null | None | null | null | null | 1338239782 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u99ah | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u99ah | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u99ah/tifu_when_trying_to_make_a_plushie/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | TIFU: I went to go use my Old as shit iron for this plush I am making of Big Macintosh, from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and as soon as I turned it on the lowest setting the damn thing turned into a blow torch in my hands, and I burnt my thumb. The connecting cord to the iron had just blown up, and I guess was... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when trying to make a Plushie | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u99ah/tifu_when_trying_to_make_a_plushie/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | searspoop | null | None | null | null | null | 1338237778 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u97n0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u97n0 | null | 90 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u97n0/tifu_and_took_a_shit_in_searsbut_i_wasnt_in_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 415 | null | null | Today I enjoyed a nice coffee at home and departed for the mall. At the mall I had a chicken sandwich, with a packet of Texas Pete hot sauce; it was delicious. Not 15 minutes later, I'm standing in the electronics section of Sears, texting my friend. I feel a bit of warmth in my ass; I figure I have farted a bit and... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and took a shit in sears...but I wasn't in the
restroom. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u97n0/tifu_and_took_a_shit_in_searsbut_i_wasnt_in_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Zebedy | null | None | null | null | null | 1338230442 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u91ku | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u91ku | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u91ku/bike_wouldnt_start_pulled_every_fuse_swapped/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 18 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Bike wouldn't start, pulled every fuse, swapped every relay, uninstalled alarm, shorted out fuel pump, arranged pick up collection for feked ECU... flicked kill switch back on - oops!! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u91ku/bike_wouldnt_start_pulled_every_fuse_swapped/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | ShetlandJames | null | None | null | null | null | 1338220111 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u8tdm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u8tdm | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u8tdm/tifu_stopped_drunk_sex_midway_through_with_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU stopped drunk sex midway through with an attractive girl because I didn't feel we were being responsible. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u8tdm/tifu_stopped_drunk_sex_midway_through_with_an/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | OmnomoBoreos | null | None | null | null | null | 1338191533 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u8g26 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u8g26 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u8g26/tifu_because_i_left_my_galaxy_tab_7_in_seattle/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU because I Left my Galaxy Tab 7 in Seattle. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u8g26/tifu_because_i_left_my_galaxy_tab_7_in_seattle/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | calbalcrf80 | null | None | null | null | null | 1338184800 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u8cp3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u8cp3 | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u8cp3/how_i_lost_my_father_180000_dollars/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | how i lost my father 180,000 dollars | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u8cp3/how_i_lost_my_father_180000_dollars/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | warrenlain | null | None | null | null | null | 1338181758 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u8asv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u8asv | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u8asv/tifu_did_not_realize_cupholders_in_cars_are_not/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | Needless to say, there was milk all over my dashboard.
Since I just discovered TIFU, I thought I would be honest and say this happened 9 years ago. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Did not realize cupholders in cars are not for actual cups without lids. Looked down to grab this cup of milk to go with my brownie, and in making sure it did not spill, I rear-ended someone whilst going 30MPH. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u8asv/tifu_did_not_realize_cupholders_in_cars_are_not/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Mike_Hawksbigg | null | None | null | null | null | 1338175688 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u86j2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u86j2 | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u86j2/tifu_by_joing_reddit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I can tell tonight is gonna be a long night guys. Good thing i dont go in till 4 tomorrow. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by joing reddit. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u86j2/tifu_by_joing_reddit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nobutreallybro | null | None | null | null | null | 1338175197 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u8666 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u8666 | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u8666/tifu_my_cover_letter_by_sending_it_with_a_typo_im/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 108 | null | null | I'm pretty sure that is an instant disqualifier. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my cover letter by sending it with a typo. I'm applying for an editorial position. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u8666/tifu_my_cover_letter_by_sending_it_with_a_typo_im/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mmartinez42793 | null | None | null | null | null | 1338174401 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u85ly | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u85ly | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u85ly/tifu_my_subway_sandwich_and_drink_fell_on_road/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | I was coming back from Subway to my apartment, riding my bike with the bag that had the sandwich and soda in it. I had done this many times before with out any problems. To get to my apartment, you have to cross the street using the cross walk. So when traffic got stopped so I could cross the road I hear the soda fa... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, my Subway sandwich and drink fell on road, and left it there | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u85ly/tifu_my_subway_sandwich_and_drink_fell_on_road/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Helwyr | null | None | null | null | null | 1338167455 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u80lg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u80lg | null | 49 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u80lg/tifu_learned_the_hard_way_how_hot_icyhot_really_is/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 66 | null | null | I'm not gonna lie, I did it out of 80% curiosity, 20% an accident. I got what I thought was a small amount, and put it on myself in a nonsensitive area. That wasn't bad at all. In fact, I didn't really even feel it. So then I got to wondering, what would happen if I put a little bit on my balls? I'll tell you what happ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Learned the hard way how hot Icyhot really is | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u80lg/tifu_learned_the_hard_way_how_hot_icyhot_really_is/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throwinglemons | null | None | null | null | null | 1338165871 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u7zg6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u7zg6 | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u7zg6/tifu_took_2_hits_of_acid_and_woke_up_in_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Took 2 hits of acid and woke up in the hospital because I had had a seizure. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u7zg6/tifu_took_2_hits_of_acid_and_woke_up_in_the/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338164837 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | u7yr5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u7yr5 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u7yr5/tifu_my_little_brother_walked_in_on_my_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Was about to have some sexy timez when my brother walked in. The lights were off and she jumped down quickly under the covers. It was a close call, he didn't see since it was dark so he just thought we were kissing. That was a really close one. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu: My little brother walked in on my girlfriend naked on top of me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u7yr5/tifu_my_little_brother_walked_in_on_my_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338335070 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ub6z9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ub6z9 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ub6z9/tifu_memorial_day_edition/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Technically this started yesterday. Went to an excellent Memorial Day barbecue, got pretty sauced, decided to go to the bar after. Proceeded to drink much more. Asked out a friend of mine that works at the bar, got turned down. Left the bar, shit my pants a little, shit the sidewalk a lot, lost my phone, then missed wo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Memorial Day Edition | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ub6z9/tifu_memorial_day_edition/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | BearSole | null | None | null | null | null | 1338332577 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338423152 | null | False | null | ub4m2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ub4m2 | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ub4m2/tifu_i_was_working_on_my_photoshop_portion_of_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 38 | null | null | Dunno what's gonna happen now, the teacher said "I won't count you off". I either get a 50 or 100 on the final. Grade is teetering on ambiguous wording.
Edit: I couldn't control+z it, as hard as I tried, because I accidentally closed the picture somehow and it wouldn't undo. Regardless of whether or not I deleted/clos... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, I was working on my Photoshop portion of my Photography final with 5 minutes left in class, and instead of deleting a layer, I deleted the entire picture. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ub4m2/tifu_i_was_working_on_my_photoshop_portion_of_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Zebedy | null | None | null | null | null | 1338332425 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ub4gs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ub4gs | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ub4gs/tifu_by_putting_up_a_post_about_being_an_arse_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by putting up a post about being an arse and not putting TIFU at the start | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ub4gs/tifu_by_putting_up_a_post_about_being_an_arse_and/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | kinda_alone | null | None | null | null | null | 1338317995 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uaqlc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uaqlc | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uaqlc/tifu_roasted_some_peppers_ate_one_off_the_grill/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I decided to try a new recipe for roasting peppers today. Since I had never roasted peppers before, I could not tell if they were getting close to being done or not. So I decided to try one. My dumbass brain temporarily shut off and I ate one straight off the grill without letting it cool. My mouth immediately blistere... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Roasted some peppers, ate one off the grill. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uaqlc/tifu_roasted_some_peppers_ate_one_off_the_grill/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sabertooth66 | null | None | null | null | null | 1338314724 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uanpi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uanpi | null | 121 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uanpi/tifu_fell_asleep_during_a_haircut_and_let_out_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 855 | null | null | I got let out of work early today so decided to get a haircut. Luckily the woman who has been cutting my hair for two years was there. She offered to wash my hair which I knew might knock me out, but it's my favorite part of a haircut.
Sure enough I fell asleep just long enough to accidentally let out an awful fart.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Fell asleep during a haircut and let out a terrible fart. Chaos ensued. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uanpi/tifu_fell_asleep_during_a_haircut_and_let_out_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338310718 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uak4x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uak4x | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uak4x/tifu_end_of_high_school_drunken_fuck_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Well, I graduated high school a few days ago. Summer has just started. Last night I got a call from one of my buddies, inviting a bunch of friends and I to our usual spot in the woods where we chill. When I arrived I saw that we had a 5'th of rum, and some beer. I was really disappointed that there was no weed.( I'm n... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: End of high school drunken fuck up. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uak4x/tifu_end_of_high_school_drunken_fuck_up/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338306865 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uagwu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uagwu | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uagwu/tifu_went_on_vacation_for_a_week_the_freezer_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Lets just say it doesn't smell pleasant in here. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Went on vacation for a week the freezer was left a little open chicken went bad. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uagwu/tifu_went_on_vacation_for_a_week_the_freezer_was/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338257133 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338608897 | null | False | null | u9n7y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_u9n7y | null | 57 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/u9n7y/tifu_fought_the_police_punched_a_man_in_the_face/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 93 | null | null | Deleted because as someone said this is more of a shit show than a fuck up. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Fought the police, punched a man in the face, and attempted suicide | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u9n7y/tifu_fought_the_police_punched_a_man_in_the_face/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | thrwntllwy | null | None | null | null | null | 1338417993 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338418358 | null | False | null | ucv1q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ucv1q | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ucv1q/tifu_had_successful_date_with_dream_girl_ended_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 40 | null | null | Oh man, I have messed up.
So I met this girl about two weeks ago. She's *amazing*, truly, it's hard to believe that she's from the same planet as me. She seems to operate on a higher plane, and only floats down from her cloud from time to time to brighten the world for us mere mortals. Something else altogether.
S... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Had successful date with dream girl, ended up in bed with somebody else. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ucv1q/tifu_had_successful_date_with_dream_girl_ended_up/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | tngpnchfrtbx | null | None | null | null | null | 1338412464 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ucpxw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ucpxw | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ucpxw/at_my_staff_party/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | At my staff party | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ucpxw/at_my_staff_party/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | dickblister | null | None | null | null | null | 1338409543 | null | None | self.tifu | 1339273391 | null | False | null | ucn3c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ucn3c | null | 55 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ucn3c/tifu_by_having_to_refuse_a_booty_call_because_id/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 228 | null | null | As it says, we had a drunken get together, when I finally got in I thought I'd have a quick wank. My dick was obviously a little sore anyway an I've gone at it too hard.
Obviously I can't explain this to them, they'll probably just assume I have an infection (which I don't) so best to stay clear and hope I have the ch... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having to refuse a booty call because i'd blistered my dick wanking over the person who's just invited me over. The wank was after a drunken one night stand with this person. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ucn3c/tifu_by_having_to_refuse_a_booty_call_because_id/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Xyncx | null | None | null | null | null | 1338408059 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ucllz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ucllz | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ucllz/tifu_elbowed_my_own_thumb_while_trying_to_look/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | It was actually last night, but I had been drinking and didn't find out until today. I finished the can that I had been drinking and wanted to smash it, but being drunk, I smashed it with my elbow because it would look cool and make me seem like a badass. So, I did it, holding the can with my left hand. As my elbow mad... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Elbowed my own thumb while trying to look cool smashing a can. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ucllz/tifu_elbowed_my_own_thumb_while_trying_to_look/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338390187 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uc6bz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uc6bz | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uc6bz/tifu_i_got_put_in_internal_excision_in_school_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I have a problem with wearing spare PE kit, I got into an argument with my PE teacher because I was not the only one refusing to wear the spare kit but I was the only one in trouble.
I got sent to IE where I got into another argument because I was annoyed and the teacher inside the class was having a go at me.
Needle... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I got put in Internal Excision in school for one lesson and I lost my entitlement as a mentor. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uc6bz/tifu_i_got_put_in_internal_excision_in_school_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kentuckyfriedfish | null | None | null | null | null | 1338390116 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uc69i | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uc69i | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uc69i/tifu_by_drinking_an_entire_bottle_of_schnapps_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Also tried to work through it and drink some coffee to stay awake, except that resulted in almost no sleep and not much progress. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by drinking an entire bottle of schnapps the night before a final and an as yet uncompleted project are due. I have roughly four hours. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uc69i/tifu_by_drinking_an_entire_bottle_of_schnapps_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throwawayyourdignity | null | None | null | null | null | 1338379390 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338427770 | null | False | null | ubzjc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ubzjc | null | 55 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ubzjc/tifu_i_took_liquid_paraffin_and_now_my_anus_is_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 95 | null | null | Two nights ago I took liquid paraffin (it's supposed to be a laxative, had a bit of trouble 'going') and the next morning there was still nothing. So I researched some more and took a slightly higher dosage as I figured I don't have work until the weekend, it'll be okay.
This morning I woke up and everything seemed fi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I took liquid paraffin and now my anus is an uncontrollable leaking mess. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ubzjc/tifu_i_took_liquid_paraffin_and_now_my_anus_is_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338349747 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ubkom | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ubkom | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ubkom/tifu_urinated_in_a_police_cell_and_now_im_getting/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | I was having a farewell party at my house as we were moving into another one in the same city. At this party I found out that my GF had slept with another guy (a few months back) so I went a bit crazy due to the amount of alcohol I had consumed.
I walked down to her house and kicked in her windows. Chaos ensured, eve... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, Urinated in a police cell and now I'm getting charged for damaging police property | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ubkom/tifu_urinated_in_a_police_cell_and_now_im_getting/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dmw1987 | null | None | null | null | null | 1338506602 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uep2o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uep2o | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uep2o/tifu_killed_the_job_interview_botched_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I've been unemployed and looking for writing work for the better part of the last year, and it wasn't till January I started getting some interviews. This past week I was brought in to interview for a research/data entry position. So far so good.
The interview itself went swimmingly. I shook hands and rubbed elbows wi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Killed the job interview, botched the follow-up assignment, likely killing my chances at landing the position. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uep2o/tifu_killed_the_job_interview_botched_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338505661 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ueo7g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ueo7g | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ueo7g/tifu_i_blew_it_on_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I've been unemployed and looking for writing work for the better part of the last year, and it wasn't till January I started getting some interviews. This past week I was brought in to interview for a research/data entry position. So far so good.
The interview itself went swimmingly. I shook hands and rubbed elbows wi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I blew it on a | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ueo7g/tifu_i_blew_it_on_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | aprofondir | null | None | null | null | null | 1338503507 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338557917 | null | False | null | uembn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uembn | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uembn/tifu_slapped_my_physics_teacher_in_the_butt/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | Well, not today, but some days ago, I can't remember ; but now that I've got a computer I can put it on Reddit.
So, we had a test from Physics. Of course, I finished first, and I was packing my shit (and by that I don't mean fecal matter) and my pencil case was the last thing on the desk, so I picked it up and swinged... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Slapped my Physics teacher in the butt accidentally.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uembn/tifu_slapped_my_physics_teacher_in_the_butt/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Feel_likeasir | null | None | null | null | null | 1338501322 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uekdw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uekdw | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uekdw/tifu_my_date/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Tried to hold her hand but didn't have enough rapport and she shyed away. Now she won't answer my texts | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my date | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uekdw/tifu_my_date/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338495611 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uef1t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uef1t | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uef1t/tifu_on_reddit_by_attempting_to_post_the_top/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU on Reddit by attempting to post the top story on the front page after I just read it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uef1t/tifu_on_reddit_by_attempting_to_post_the_top/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | moonbutton | null | None | null | null | null | 1338493559 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338588022 | null | False | null | ued77 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ued77 | null | 187 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ued77/tifu_an_entire_restaurant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 890 | null | null | I work as a waitress at my friends' family business, and I tend to bring in some wicked tips, but today I fucked up. How did I fuck up? I did not tie my shoes correctly and when I was parking at the restaurant one of the laces got stuck on the pedal and I stupidly tried to kick it off. That was when my truck crashed th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU an entire restaurant. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ued77/tifu_an_entire_restaurant/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338492306 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338500017 | null | False | null | uebyu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uebyu | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uebyu/tifu_i_accidentally_added_my_crushs_friend_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | I feel like a stalker, it was a complete accident and they were together at the time I was just creeping on a check in. I don't know if they both saw the friend request, if only he saw it.. don't really understand why the guy subscribed to my page now? My life is kinda awkward.....
*Edit: Crush and I are kinda seeing... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I accidentally added my crush's friend to facebook, tried to cancel it. Check back and they're subscribed to me now? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uebyu/tifu_i_accidentally_added_my_crushs_friend_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | BurningPixel | null | None | null | null | null | 1338490249 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338492266 | null | False | null | uea03 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uea03 | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uea03/tifu_failed_eyebrows_as_a_man/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | Well i was at the Barber today and just casually small-talked with the guy, so we were talking about him winning some style competitions and other stuff as he asked me if he should do my eyebrows. Just to clearify that, I'm Male 17 Years old straight and was all like well why the hell not?
BIG MISTAKE
I've never reall... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Failed Eyebrows, as a man | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uea03/tifu_failed_eyebrows_as_a_man/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338490121 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ue9w3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ue9w3 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ue9w3/tifu_got_bitten_in_scrotum_by_mosquito/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | It's really itchy and the little spot has been there for a week now. I don't know how I or the mosquito managed to do this, but it certainly is very itchy. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | 'T'IFU: got bitten in scrotum by mosquito | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ue9w3/tifu_got_bitten_in_scrotum_by_mosquito/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | IMSA | null | None | null | null | null | 1338486962 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ue6yr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ue6yr | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ue6yr/tifu_please_just_shoot_me_whats_the_most/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | I’ll start,
Several years ago I was attending Portland State University and decided to take summer classes to get a jump on the following school year. During the summer many students living in Portland, but attending universities out of the area, would take summer classes at PSU for one reason or another so it was com... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Please Just Shoot Me. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done trying to get to know someone?
| null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ue6yr/tifu_please_just_shoot_me_whats_the_most/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338478198 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | udz56 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_udz56 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/udz56/accidentally_walked_into_the_womens_restroom_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | until I was sure everyone was gone. A group of strangers saw me walk out. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Accidentally walked into the womens restroom and hid in a cubicle for half an hour. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/udz56/accidentally_walked_into_the_womens_restroom_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HeIsMyPossum | null | None | null | null | null | 1338471540 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | udu12 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_udu12 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/udu12/tifu_used_toothpaste_as_deodorant_and_deodorant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | In a hurry, trying to do both at once. Placed the deodorant on toothbrush, and popped it into my mouth as I applied the toothpaste to my right armpit.
My mouth still tastes weird.
Fuck. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Used toothpaste as deodorant and deodorant as toothpaste. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/udu12/tifu_used_toothpaste_as_deodorant_and_deodorant/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | glook | null | None | null | null | null | 1338471045 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | udtob | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_udtob | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/udtob/tifu_by_running_git_reset_hard_in_my_development/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | I lost three weeks worth of uncommited development work. I have since read and learned many things that I should have done, but didn't. My boss is pissed because the uncommited stuff was supposed to go live two hours after I wasted it. I have no choice but to start over. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by running git reset --hard in my development directory to test undoing a commit. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/udtob/tifu_by_running_git_reset_hard_in_my_development/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DeboothOxyodious | null | None | null | null | null | 1338438543 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338516878 | null | False | null | uddci | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uddci | null | 44 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uddci/tifu_got_bear_maced/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | I was out with my band, we were about to pick up pizza, just chillin on the side of the street. When this car pulls up beside us, and my friend Jarred goes to see what they want. Next thing you know hes got a can of bear mace 3 inches from his face and he got sprayed for a good 2-4 seconds directly in the face, so I ra... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got bear maced | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uddci/tifu_got_bear_maced/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Mrninjamonkey | null | None | null | null | null | 1338434753 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ud9y2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ud9y2 | null | 35 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ud9y2/tifu_parents_busted_me_for_smoking_pot_on_a_bluff/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | I have to give a little backstory here. My parents are by far the worst in trying to find the bad in people. They will go out of their way to spy on me and make sure I'm not doing anything they don't like. Anyways, last night I had been smoking pot with a few of my friends, one who was staying the night with me. All we... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: parents busted me for smoking pot on a bluff. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ud9y2/tifu_parents_busted_me_for_smoking_pot_on_a_bluff/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | amindatlarge | null | None | null | null | null | 1338423669 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uczwk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uczwk | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uczwk/tifu_i_faceplanted_whilst_drunk_and_gave_myself_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | Technically two days ago, but on the drunk walk home from a friends house, i jumped a ditch, which i discovered the next morning was more like "waded through a ditch" based on the mud covering everything i was wearing, tripped, and fell flat on my face on the road. I got home with scrapes all over my forehead and nose,... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I faceplanted whilst drunk and gave myself a concussion | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uczwk/tifu_i_faceplanted_whilst_drunk_and_gave_myself_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | booksandpowertools | null | None | null | null | null | 1338593278 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338594043 | null | False | null | ugeii | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ugeii | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ugeii/tifu_seared_my_index_finger_and_thumb_on_a_red/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | Day 5 of a very busy week installing air conditioners. I'm in a crawl space trying to braze in an evaporator coil, totally on autopilot and exhausted from three consecutive 12+ hour days. I braze in one side of an copper elbow (to those not familiar I heated a piece of copper up until sillfloss (soder) turns to liquid ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU seared my index finger and thumb on a red hot piece of copper | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ugeii/tifu_seared_my_index_finger_and_thumb_on_a_red/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338592526 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ugdyb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ugdyb | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ugdyb/seared_my_index_finger_and_thumb_on_a_redhot/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Day 5 of a very busy week installing air conditioners. I'm in a crawl space trying to braze in an evaporator coil, totally on autopilot and exhausted from three consecutive 12+ hour days. I braze in one side of an copper elbow (to those not familiar I heated a piece of copper up until sillfloss (soder) turns to liquid ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Seared my index finger and thumb on a red-hot piece of copper. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ugdyb/seared_my_index_finger_and_thumb_on_a_redhot/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ScrubTutor | null | None | null | null | null | 1338585184 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ug82p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ug82p | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ug82p/tifu_i_realized_that_my_resume_with_which_i_have/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 189 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I realized that my resume, with which I have applied unsuccessfully for 30 or 40 jobs, had my girlfriend's old phone number on it, and not my own. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ug82p/tifu_i_realized_that_my_resume_with_which_i_have/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Metabilities | null | None | null | null | null | 1338584509 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338596868 | null | False | null | ug7hp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ug7hp | null | 153 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ug7hp/tifu_as_a_vegetarian_i_ate_a_giant_steak/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 408 | null | null | So, mega fuck up on my part today. I am 26 and have been vegetarian for health reasons (not ethical) for about 8 years. I rarely cheat, maybe once or twice a year when I'm craving protein, and I keep it very small, like a slice of bacon or two.
Well today, I had an ultra-monster-mecha craving for meat. It's been build... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: as a vegetarian I ate a giant steak | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ug7hp/tifu_as_a_vegetarian_i_ate_a_giant_steak/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Muricate | null | None | null | null | null | 1338580479 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ug3si | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ug3si | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ug3si/tifu_caught_with_pot/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Me, Circa yesterday, at school. Being the stoner that I am, I had just traded a cigarette for some amazing weed. Half an hour later, I decide to go outside, and look at my wonderful herb. As soon as, and I literally mean as soon as I pulled out said bag of weed, my planning teacher decides to open the door. I am holdin... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Caught with pot | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ug3si/tifu_caught_with_pot/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | injakewetrust | null | None | null | null | null | 1338570127 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ufueq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ufueq | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ufueq/tifu_by_getting_caught_cheating_on_my_exam/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Fuuuuckk I'm so pissed. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting caught cheating on my exam. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ufueq/tifu_by_getting_caught_cheating_on_my_exam/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | aprofondir | null | None | null | null | null | 1338557704 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ufkw2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ufkw2 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ufkw2/tifu_by_causing_a_firefuckfest_at_my_friends_house/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | Well this was some weeks ago, but fuck it..Here's the story:
We wanted to make something to eat, like, desperately. So we found a website about making little sweet shit. I don't know how do you call it in English, you can call it LSS or maybe donuts but not quite. So, flour, yoghurt, oil and all the shit. We make the s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by causing a fire-fuckfest at my friend's house | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ufkw2/tifu_by_causing_a_firefuckfest_at_my_friends_house/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338553228 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338591181 | null | False | null | ufih8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ufih8 | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ufih8/tifu_caused_4000_of_water_dam_with_a_cat/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 55 | null | null | My neighbors have a cat that I let into my house sometimes and give him water, then play. I went off to work today, and he was sitting in the living room. I didn't want to kick him out (it was raining), so I filled half a bucket of water and put it next to him so he could drink, then left. I cam home with the cat greet... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Caused $4000 of water dam... with a cat | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ufih8/tifu_caused_4000_of_water_dam_with_a_cat/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338526376 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uf5xc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uf5xc | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uf5xc/tifu_posted_a_rage_comic_from_my_fb_news_feed_got/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I saw a comic on my fb feed a little while ago, then I saved it to my phone, after a while it was forgotten, until today I posted it on reddit, (turns out it was on 9gag before, never knew how many redditors go on 9gag) now I'm banned permanently from even commenting stuff on f7u12. FUCK! THAT WAS MY LIFE! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: posted a rage comic from my fb news feed, got banned from posting to f7u12. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uf5xc/tifu_posted_a_rage_comic_from_my_fb_news_feed_got/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338525156 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338957873 | null | False | null | uf538 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uf538 | null | 107 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uf538/tifu_got_caught_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 251 | null | null | Okay so I'm basically fucked. Let me get started on how badly I'm going to lose my job.
So today at work my boss was sick so he called in her daughter who is a year older than me to come in to help close. So she came in and we proceeded to get done clean up and the other workers left. I work in a grocery store by the ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Got Caught... At Work! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uf538/tifu_got_caught_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | strongbadiophage | null | None | null | null | null | 1338524584 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uf4md | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uf4md | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uf4md/tifu_by_making_a_facebook/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | At first I made it because this girl kept pressuring me to make one because she wanted to invite me to one of her parties through it. She is really nice so I obliged, but now I look back at what a stupid reason that was to make a Facebook. Why couldn't she just invite me in real life or something.
For the lon... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making a Facebook | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uf4md/tifu_by_making_a_facebook/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | fragilebrokenmind | null | None | null | null | null | 1338509795 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uerrh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uerrh | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uerrh/tifu_phone_call/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Probably about an hour ago, I called the youth centre I used to volunteer at to say hello, and to thank one of the people who worker there for taking me in to her house, and giving me such hospitality. My exboyfriend and I used to work at the same youth centre, but since I heard he was in the process of moving, I didn'... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU ; Phone Call | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uerrh/tifu_phone_call/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Near122 | null | None | null | null | null | 1338677667 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338748533 | null | False | null | uhs6s | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uhs6s | null | 43 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uhs6s/well_tifu_by_breaking_my_boyfriends_leg/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 132 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Well Tifu by breaking my boyfriends leg | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uhs6s/well_tifu_by_breaking_my_boyfriends_leg/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338670053 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uhmuu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uhmuu | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uhmuu/tifu_my_instant_noodles_by_forgetting_the_put_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | My parents weren't at home, so I had to cook up some lunch by myself. After about 4 or 5 minutes, I smelled something burning so I turned off the microwave. After I opened it, a huge cloud of smoke billowed out and I realized that I didn't put in any water. It's been 4 hours, and it still smells like burnt noodles.
Th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my instant noodles by forgetting the put the water in. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uhmuu/tifu_my_instant_noodles_by_forgetting_the_put_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Nodachidaimyo | null | None | null | null | null | 1338662888 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uhhbz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uhhbz | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uhhbz/tifu_i_poured_the_milk_before_the_cereal/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Worst mistake I made in my life. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I poured the milk before the cereal... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uhhbz/tifu_i_poured_the_milk_before_the_cereal/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Sh1bble | null | None | null | null | null | 1338633142 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uh193 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uh193 | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uh193/tifu_teabagged_a_sleeping_friend_and_was_dumb/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | Was my good friends 20th birthday and an old friend who i used to have feeling for punched me in the eye, knocked my glasses off and managed to full thrust her knuckle into my left eye socket, not wanting to kick off and ruin the atmosphere, I instead resorting to dropping my bollocks on her face while she was sleeping... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Teabagged a sleeping friend and was dumb
enough to let friends film it | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uh193/tifu_teabagged_a_sleeping_friend_and_was_dumb/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Thrashlee | null | None | null | null | null | 1338624866 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ugyl6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ugyl6 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ugyl6/tmffushe_called_a_baby_at_work_hot_and_might_lose/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | She works in a supermarket and actually referred to an infant as hot. His mother overhead and placed a complaint about her to the manager. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TMFFU-She called a baby at work "hot" and might lose her job. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ugyl6/tmffushe_called_a_baby_at_work_hot_and_might_lose/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Switchitis | null | None | null | null | null | 1338617411 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ugv8m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ugv8m | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ugv8m/tifu_only_made_it_2_minutes_into_my_road_trip/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 58 | null | null | I got a call from my best friends who live out of state saying they were coming back to our hometown, they invited me to come see them. So I seized the opportunity to reunite with them, I got my shit together and left my house. I stopped at the gas station a half mile away and payed for my gas, filled up the car, and d... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU only made it 2 minutes into my road trip. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ugv8m/tifu_only_made_it_2_minutes_into_my_road_trip/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Oreopteris | null | None | null | null | null | 1338615258 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338615716 | null | False | null | ugtz1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ugtz1 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ugtz1/tifu_year_end_dance/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | well, today was my school's year end dance and I'm in eighth grade. I was partying hard. I was rocking to some techno and stuff when suddenly a slow song came on. A girl asked me to dance. She was really hot and had a good personality. I said yes and put my hands on her hips. She put her arms around my shoulders and we... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- Year end dance | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ugtz1/tifu_year_end_dance/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338610731 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ugr2u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ugr2u | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ugr2u/tifu_and_almost_blew_up_an_apartment_building/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | So my brother and I got summer jobs as handymen for an apartment complex. We've been on the job a week, and today we were told to paint the floor of the basement laundry room.
We had to remove the machines from the room first, so we got to unplugging the machines. Washing machines are easy, so we did those first. The... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and almost blew up an apartment building | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ugr2u/tifu_and_almost_blew_up_an_apartment_building/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | theubster | null | None | null | null | null | 1338608038 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ugp30 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ugp30 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ugp30/tifu_ruined_brand_new_entrance_to_a_ranchin_front/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | I was working on wood-staining our new archway in a cherrypicker, and spilled two or three gallons of it on our new gleaming concrete entrance. Now there is a 20 foot diameter black/brown stain. I did this all in front of my boss. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: ruined brand new entrance to a ranch...in front of my boss | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ugp30/tifu_ruined_brand_new_entrance_to_a_ranchin_front/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | cfsharp_ | null | None | null | null | null | 1338600071 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ugjg5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ugjg5 | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ugjg5/tifu_i_lit_my_kitchen_on_fire_with_a_potato/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | Well, this happened yesterday, but here it is anyways. I was hungry as hell, so I decided to make a baked potato. Being the newly-independent post-college student that I am, I don't have an oven, so I couldn't actually bake the potato. So I decide to use the microwave. I put the potato on a plate, and put it in the mic... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I lit my kitchen on fire... With a potato | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ugjg5/tifu_i_lit_my_kitchen_on_fire_with_a_potato/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Graham1020 | null | None | null | null | null | 1338599461 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ugj0e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ugj0e | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ugj0e/tifu_ran_away_from_a_chihuahua/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | This was about 3 years ago, and I had this paper route for a local newspaper in my neighbourhood. I got my dad to drive me qround our neighbourhood in our van, and I would stand inside with the door open and when we got to a drive way, I would jump out and run down the driveway with a paper, drop it off and run back. W... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Ran away from a chihuahua | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ugj0e/tifu_ran_away_from_a_chihuahua/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338599215 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ugiu7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ugiu7 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ugiu7/i_lost_the_chance_to_get_my_old_girlfriend_back/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | today i was hanging out with an old girlfriend of mine and she was leading off some pretty strong flirtation hints to me. me, being the idiot i am, did not notice these hints or signals and acted completely normal. only a few minutes ago did i learn she wanted to kiss me and try to get back to see how it would work. ho... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | i lost the chance to get my old girlfriend back because of this. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ugiu7/i_lost_the_chance_to_get_my_old_girlfriend_back/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MrMOMOKINZ | null | None | null | null | null | 1338597712 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ughqf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ughqf | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ughqf/tifu_peeing_akwardly/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | I was long boarding with my friend today. getting some footage, having some fun. Then this crazy need to pee hits me. I frantically ran around, looking for an appropriate spot to let the flow go.
after wandering in search of decent pee spot, i see an empty house. excited, i run up the driveway and into the backyard. i... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- peeing akwardly | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ughqf/tifu_peeing_akwardly/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | NarcoticNarcosis | null | None | null | null | null | 1338763594 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338843953 | null | False | null | uj7f5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uj7f5 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uj7f5/tifu_lost_the_master_key_set_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 68 | null | null | I work as a housekeeper in the tourism/hospitality industry. I'm pretty new at it, and as such I'm not very good, but I've been getting better.
However, today as we were starting work, we discovered the master key set, the one that has keys for all the rooms, was missing. Since I had the set last, that makes them my r... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Lost the master key set at work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uj7f5/tifu_lost_the_master_key_set_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338762040 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uj62l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uj62l | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uj62l/tifu_i_got_extremely_drunk_and_threw_up_all_over/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | I am only 16 and my parents are away for the weekend. After thinking, wow this is gonna be great, I figured that I should get some booze and get drunk for the fuck of it. Well I had a little too much to drink and I ended up waking up in a throwup covered living room. The couch, the carpets, everything had throwup on... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I got extremely drunk and threw up all over my living room | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uj62l/tifu_i_got_extremely_drunk_and_threw_up_all_over/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | gigermunit | null | None | null | null | null | 1338746888 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338780597 | null | False | null | uiu1f | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uiu1f | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uiu1f/tifu_and_now_have_a_large_scar_on_my_tailbone/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | I am about 125-130 pounds and my height is I suppose 5 foot 9 or 10.
I wanted to start getting in shape to gain some weight and muscle so I have been recently been working out every other day. My reason for working out was I was sick of being known as the skinny kid and I noticed my stomach didn't look as good as it on... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and now have a large scar on my tailbone | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uiu1f/tifu_and_now_have_a_large_scar_on_my_tailbone/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TheAwesomeinator | null | None | null | null | null | 1338740915 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uipww | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uipww | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uipww/tifu_made_a_superinsensitive_status_about_a_dead/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Our first day of summer, we hear about a kindergartner who had just drowned. Sad, right? So now everyone's depressed about it, and I make a status whining about how everyone's depressed on the first day of summer because of this dead kid.
Now, I didn't realize at the time how insensitive that sounded. But earlier thi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Made a super-insensitive status about a dead kindergartner, riled up a bunch of people. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uipww/tifu_made_a_superinsensitive_status_about_a_dead/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338713822 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uieys | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uieys | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uieys/tifu_by_watching_grave_of_the_fireflies_just/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | That is *not* a happy movie. What do? D: | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by watching Grave of the Fireflies just before bed. Now I can't sleep for the imagery. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uieys/tifu_by_watching_grave_of_the_fireflies_just/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Brisaster | null | None | null | null | null | 1338705029 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338789316 | null | False | null | uibar | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uibar | null | 104 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uibar/tifu_caught_sex_skyping_by_grandma/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 278 | null | null | This happened about an hour ago. The setting is my grandma's house(and she has a disdain for me). I was Skyping this guy and things got a little hot and heavy. I was showing off my lady bits and he was jacking off. The house was quiet and I had assumed she had gone to bed. All of a sudden the door burst open and well, ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Caught sex skyping by grandma... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uibar/tifu_caught_sex_skyping_by_grandma/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338703310 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uiabr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uiabr | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uiabr/tifu_i_was_too_drunk_to_spend_my_last_night_with/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So my high school graduation was this morning, my family threw a party after at our house. The night after graduation, my school has a "grad night," from 7:30-4:30 A.M. I was not looking forward to spending that much time with all of these people, and I got sloshed at the party. I was visibly drunk, and my parents forb... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I was too drunk to spend my last night with my fellow graduates. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uiabr/tifu_i_was_too_drunk_to_spend_my_last_night_with/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338699691 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ui82a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ui82a | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ui82a/tifu_by_posting_pictures_to_reddit_putting_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Well.....I wanted to make a harmless joke out of some pictures I found on Reddit from my college professor. I asked reddit for creative ways to have fun with them. I thought that by putting them on imgur it wouldn't be able to be back traced. I was wrong. FUCKING WRONG. Now some redditors are threatening to send them t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by posting pictures to reddit putting a professor 's job at stake. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ui82a/tifu_by_posting_pictures_to_reddit_putting_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338699117 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ui7pd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ui7pd | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ui7pd/there_goes_my_selfesteem/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Posted a picture online saying that I think im beautiful in my own way and that im happy with how I and my life have turned out. First comment I got was that I was ugly and had a terrible personality. Never should have posted the picture. -_- | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | There goes my self-esteem | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ui7pd/there_goes_my_selfesteem/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338689534 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ui0te | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ui0te | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ui0te/tifu_by_shitting_evrywhere/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So I just took on a taco salad and a two enchiladas at Taco Bell, then drank a beer. (I don't drink much, so this hammered me good) Got home and went to shit, and commenced taking one good push. Well I kinda forgot to put up the lid and shat all over it. I quickly noticed the warmth in my legs and out of fear of being ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by shitting EVRYWHERE | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ui0te/tifu_by_shitting_evrywhere/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | fawkesmulder | null | None | null | null | null | 1338688948 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338698415 | null | False | null | ui0er | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ui0er | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ui0er/tifu_by_attempting_to_drink_79_cents/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 73 | null | null | I got about 20 minutes of sleep last night. I had to commute 2 hours for work in the early morning and 2 hours back. On the drive back home, I was deathly tired. I started falling asleep at the wheel, so I got off the freeway, pulled up to a gasoline station, and bought a 5 hour energy drink for $3.21, paying the clerk... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by attempting to drink 79 cents | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ui0er/tifu_by_attempting_to_drink_79_cents/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | zfriderici | null | None | null | null | null | 1338685742 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338756592 | null | False | null | uhy3e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uhy3e | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uhy3e/twifu_auditions_dyslexia_bad_time/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | The long and short of the matter is this: I was given a phone number to call this director at for an audition at a gig this summer...I called multiple times, only for it to go to an unidentified voicemail at the time. The event coordinator emails me today saying the director never heard from me; I check the number in t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | T(W)IFU: Auditions + Dyslexia = Bad time | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uhy3e/twifu_auditions_dyslexia_bad_time/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | thrwntllwy | null | None | null | null | null | 1338683993 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uhwuo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uhwuo | null | 59 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uhwuo/tifupdate_had_successful_date_with_dream_girl/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 153 | null | null | [Previous thread here.](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ucv1q/tifu_had_successful_date_with_dream_girl_ended_up/)
Some people asked for an update, so here it is.
Well, I met up with her. Once we were sitting down, I said I had something to tell her, that she wasn't going to like it, and that if she never wante... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate: Had successful date with dream girl, ended up in bed with somebody else. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uhwuo/tifupdate_had_successful_date_with_dream_girl/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Azethian1989 | null | None | null | null | null | 1338838404 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ukp1a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ukp1a | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ukp1a/tifu_broke_a_toilet_set_the_house_on_fire_jerked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 65 | null | null | I recently found TIFU and decided I would tell the story of the most fucked up occurrences to ever happen to me over the course of a few days.
Let's start with the backstory. I live in South Carolina, I had a friend who was getting married soon and he had invited his fiancee down with her friends to have some fun.
Me... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Broke a toilet, Set the house on fire, Jerked off in another girls bed and wiped it on her sheets, knocked down a sign at a grocery store, took a long bus ride back to Connecticut. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ukp1a/tifu_broke_a_toilet_set_the_house_on_fire_jerked/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MrGoldenVoice | null | None | null | null | null | 1338836183 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ukmtf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ukmtf | null | 79 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ukmtf/tifu_how_i_got_fired_from_my_first_job/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 130 | null | null | This was about a year ago but I was not a Redditor at the time. So, let's time-travel back one year, shall we? Okay. I worked as a Head Cashier at a local farm goods store. One of the products that the store is really careful of is Glyphosate. What Glyposate is, is a liquid fertilizer that farmers use, and they protect... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: How I Got Fired From My First Job | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ukmtf/tifu_how_i_got_fired_from_my_first_job/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | grammarpinhead | null | None | null | null | null | 1338832274 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ukiwg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ukiwg | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ukiwg/tifu_was_supposed_to_pin_something_to_the_company/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 76 | null | null | background: i work for a company that produces educational supplemental workbooks for grades K–8. i was supposed to link the pin to a blog post about finding patterns in shapes and numbers. instead, it linked to this:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pko20/
(which i created as a gag for this thread: http://www.reddit.c... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: was supposed to pin something to the company pinterest that linked to the work blog; instead, i linked it to a berks meme. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ukiwg/tifu_was_supposed_to_pin_something_to_the_company/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | betadan | null | None | null | null | null | 1338813828 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | uk405 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_uk405 | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/uk405/tifu_how_i_broke_a_bathroom_i_wasnt_using/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 51 | null | null | The following story did not occur today. However I just found TIFU.
A little insight may help explain how this happened. As far back as I can remember I have never handled humidity very well. Sadly I have never outgrown this.
So here begins my story. It was a humid and cloudy day. I was helping a friend and his famil... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: How I broke a bathroom I wasn't using. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uk405/tifu_how_i_broke_a_bathroom_i_wasnt_using/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Switchitis | null | None | null | null | null | 1338792205 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338852657 | null | False | null | ujuqp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ujuqp | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ujuqp/tifu_took_a_shot_up_dish_soap/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | My friend is visiting from Washington and we headed home to drink and hang out for a while. After getting there we pulled out about 10 bottles of alcohol and decided what to try first. I pour myself a shot of some pink fruity smelling hard alcohol and faced it. I realized once I swallowed it that it wasn't actually al... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Took a shot up dish soap. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ujuqp/tifu_took_a_shot_up_dish_soap/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338789204 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ujsyk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ujsyk | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ujsyk/i_left_my_fleshlight_on_the_hotel_bathroom_sink/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I stay here all the time and I'm gonna have to leave big tips everyday to compensate for my shame. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I left my fleshlight on the hotel bathroom sink and the maid moved it when she cleaned | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ujsyk/i_left_my_fleshlight_on_the_hotel_bathroom_sink/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338789160 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338794337 | null | False | null | ujsx6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ujsx6 | null | 92 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ujsx6/tifu_ruined_a_friends_21st_birthday_party/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 306 | null | null | So today saw a friend of mine, we'll call him Jay, turn 21. His family had organised a party, renting out a social club, putting on a DJ, food and whatnot. It was a good party until I fucked up big time and was pretty much forced to make a quick exit.
You see, while a load of Jay's friends had been invited, it was pre... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Ruined a friend's 21st Birthday Party | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ujsx6/tifu_ruined_a_friends_21st_birthday_party/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338775341 | null | None | self.tifu | 1343758680 | null | False | null | ujhdg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ujhdg | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ujhdg/tifuhad_a_minor_slipofthetongue_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I work at a library and almost everybody there is very informal with each other and the patrons a great majority of the time (we'll say "What's up?", joke around in front of/with patrons/each other, and we're just generally laid back). We have some pretty cool regulars, some we can't stand, and some we don't think any... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU--Had a minor slip-of-the-tongue at work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ujhdg/tifuhad_a_minor_slipofthetongue_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | notarapist72 | null | None | null | null | null | 1338769711 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ujcjl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ujcjl | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ujcjl/tifu_at_an_intersection_doing_90_kmh/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 33 | null | null | http://i.imgur.com/zpThE.jpg | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at an intersection doing 90 km/h | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ujcjl/tifu_at_an_intersection_doing_90_kmh/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1338935070 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | umubc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_umubc | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/umubc/tifu_insulted_a_potential_client/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I have recently decided to become an independently run private vocal instructor. I have a small number of students and am always very willing to take on new students. I was very excited when I saw an unknown number come up on my cell phone this morning and a woman on the other line named what I thought was "Trish" who ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Insulted a potential client | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/umubc/tifu_insulted_a_potential_client/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bax101 | null | None | null | null | null | 1338933016 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338933339 | null | False | null | umsd1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_umsd1 | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/umsd1/tifu_attempted_to_repair_a_skydrol_hydraulic_pump/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | I was asked to fix our hydraulic mule pump because the tank was cracked at the flange. There was no way PRC could hold up to Skydrol because it is so corrosive. So with out any instructions I put the pump on a forklit and placed a metal bucket underneith it. The bucket only had a small hole on the top so I had to attac... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Attempted to repair a Skydrol hydraulic pump unit. Ended up with Skydrol all over me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/umsd1/tifu_attempted_to_repair_a_skydrol_hydraulic_pump/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Perf1ction | null | None | null | null | null | 1338932398 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | umrst | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_umrst | null | 32 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/umrst/tifu_i_was_texting_a_girl_i_liked_all_day/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 63 | null | null | Due to circumstances I have a phone from the US, but I live in Canada (where the girl lives). We started texting and I forgot to warn about the probable long distance charges. We ended up texting all day yesterday and partway into the morning. Earlier today she got a text from her provider saying that each text to and... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I was texting a girl I liked all day yesterday, I caused her cellphone bill to be > $160 | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/umrst/tifu_i_was_texting_a_girl_i_liked_all_day/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | 11equals7 | null | None | null | null | null | 1338930714 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | umq5l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_umq5l | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/umq5l/tifu_i_plugged_in_my_tablet_charger_and_got/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I plugged in my tablet charger and got sparks. Result: fried tablet. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/umq5l/tifu_i_plugged_in_my_tablet_charger_and_got/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | jebus_cripes | null | None | null | null | null | 1338925154 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | umkor | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_umkor | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/umkor/tifu_by_getting_caught_shoplifting_after/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I started shoplifting about a year ago because my wages were being garnished and I literally had no money. I'd put a few things in my bag then buy a few other things. Today somehow I got caught, and since it was over $20 they had to call the cops. Although since I cooperated I did not get arrested. I do have a court da... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting caught shoplifting after successfully doing it for a year. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/umkor/tifu_by_getting_caught_shoplifting_after/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sorepheet | null | None | null | null | null | 1338912538 | null | None | self.tifu | 1338915162 | null | False | null | um8pr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_um8pr | null | 83 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/um8pr/tifu_accidentally_gave_toll_booth_2_nickels/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 580 | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/Maine/comments/ulfm5/gave_incorrect_change_at_toll_accidentallthave_an/
The part that really frosts my ass is that my car in under my lady's EZ-Pass. If I had just rolled through that it would have been oh silly me I don't have the pass in the car.
Nope I try to do the right thing, ACCIDENTALLY... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU accidentally gave toll booth 2 nickels sandwiched between 2 quarters. Now I have a court summons over $.40! [X-Post from /r/Maine] | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/um8pr/tifu_accidentally_gave_toll_booth_2_nickels/ | null | null | null | null |
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